Rainbow Dash is Love, Rainbow Dash is Life

by Probably Minion

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Romance, Slice of Life, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1295

Rainbow Dash makes a brony's dream come true.......

This is a story of how one brony's life was changed by one night when Rainbow Dash flew into his room and they had 'interactions'..........
Yes, this is in fact a parody of "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life".

Published 2014-10-02 00:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-02 00:10:01 UTC

Rainbow Dash is Love, Rainbow Dash is Life

I'd like to tell you the story of how my life changed one faithful night when everyone's favorite rainbow-maned pegasus flew into my room and made me feel awesome for six hours straight. If you walk into my room, you can tell I'm more than likely Rainbow Dash's biggest fan. On my walls there are dozens of posters, coloring book pages, and drawings of Rainbow Dash. I have multiple bobble heads and Pop Vinyl figures of Rainbow Dash on my desk. Right above my bed, I have a giant fathead of Rainbow Dash. My bed cover and sheets are Rainbow Dash themed and lastly, I have 20 inch Rainbow Dash plush as well as a 20 inch Fluttershy plush in which I brought so the Rainbow Dash plush didn't feel lonely when I wasn't there. So pretty much if you can think of any merchandise or anything that has to do with Rainbow Dash, it can be found in my room.

However, being a brony comes with discrimination by your peers and family. At school, I only have two or three friends who are bronies and all my other friends pick on me because they think it's funny that I watch a show that was intended for little girls. I always remind myself that I have to deal with this discrimination because it's what all other bronies have to deal with in their everyday lives. My parents always tell me that they think it's stupid and perverted that my favorite cartoon character is from a show for little girls but I always tell them that Rainbow Dash is just purely awesome and MLP teaches positive morals and lessons. Of course, they don't take me seriously and scold me on an everyday basis.

One night when I was laying in my bed, I was crying and hugging my Rainbow Dash plush with all my might because I got beat up by three of the school's bullies who liked to pick on me and my three other brony friends called me something I dare not to say since my parents strictly forbid swearing in the house. At around midnight, I saw a shooting star fly by near my bedroom window. I wished that Rainbow Dash came and visited me so I can get encouragement to get the strength to stand up for myself even though I've been outnumbered by almost everyone in my school. I then I realized that was just a myth and just wasting my time not trying to fall asleep. I fell asleep about a half hour later and then woke up at about 1 in the morning and saw what I thought was a missile or a rocket flying right at my bedroom window but it made a sound almost like Rainbow Dash's scream when she comes in for a crash landing. Of course it didn't explode but rather when it flew through my bedroom window, it landed headfirst into my bedroom door. I quickly turned on my bedroom light to see what this thing was. I couldn't believe my eyes, it was Rainbow Dash, my hero, my idol, and everything I ever hoped for in life.

"If this is a dream, don't wake me up because my mind is officially blown and I've never felt so happy in my entire life." I thought to myself.

Rainbow Dash got up and shook her head a little bit and turned and looked at me.

"I understand you wished upon a star to talk to me because you're being picked on at school just because you're a brony and my biggest fan. Guess I came to the right place. Ask me anything you want, you have my undivided attention." said Rainbow Dash.

"Hey Rainbow, can I turn off my light and we can talk about this under my bed covers with my flashlight on? I don't wanna wake up my parents this early in the morning." I said.

"Yeah sure I don't see why not. I do feel kinda exhausted from flying this early in the morning anyway." said Rainbow Dash.

I quickly grabbed my flashlight and turned off my bedroom light. I let Rainbow Dash under my bed covers and I got under quickly after she got in.

"Do you have any other friends who are bronies at school?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah. I have three other friends who are bronies. We hang out all the time and like to talk about how awesome you are. We also obviously like to talk about the adventures you and your friends have." I said.

"How exactly did you become a brony anyway?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I became a brony mainly from watching YTP videos of MLP and one day I wanted to see an actual episode of the show and it was first love at first sight. I ended up watching every episode from all 4 seasons in nearly one week and for the last 6 months, I've been collecting memorabilia of you because you're my favorite cartoon character." I said.

"Yeah I can see that. Why do you have a Fluttershy plush too?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I brought that one about a month ago because I didn't want my Rainbow Dash plush to feel lonely when I wasn't there." I said.

"Oh that's nice. Me and Fluttershy are besties in real life anyway. I think you made the right choice." said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah you know just trying to show people who walk into my room how much I know and care about you." I said.

Rainbow Dash then yawned.

"Hey kid I feel kinda tired. Do you wanna snuggle until your parents wake you up for school in a couple of hours?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Would I? Absolutely!" I said excitedly.

Rainbow Dash got closer to me and I wrapped my arms around her trying my best to hold on as long as I could.

"I love you Rainbow Dash. Thanks for coming to visit me when I wished upon a star." I said.

"No problem kid. I don't represent loyalty for nothing." said Rainbow Dash.

"I have one more question before you fall asleep." I said.

"Sure ask away." said Rainbow Dash.

"Are you and Scootaloo blood sisters?" I asked.

"Yep. It may not seem that way but in real life, we are in fact blood sisters." said Rainbow Dash.

She then fell asleep making that annoying snoring sound she made while sleeping in "Sleepless in Ponyville". I fell asleep too and at around 7 am, my mom knocked on my door and said "Wake up. It's time for school."

Rainbow Dash woke up quickly so she could fly out without being seen by my mom.

"See you later kid. I hope to see you soon. Whenever you need me or want to talk to me, just look for a shooting star in the sky and wish for me to come into your room." said Rainbow Dash.

"Bye Dashie." I said and she was gone in a flash.

My mom then walked into my room to say good morning to me.

"Hey look there's a rainbow in the sky. Today must be your lucky day." she said.

"Yeah I know. It's almost like Rainbow Dash did a fly-by near our house." I said.

"Oh stop it please. Rainbow Dash isn't real." said my mom.

Of course I ignored her knowing I have the strength and the encouragement to stand up for myself whenever someone picked on me for being a brony and that Rainbow Dash was just a wish upon a star away from being in my room once more. I thought to myself "Rainbow Dash is Love, Rainbow Dash is Life.".

THE END