You'd think I'd be just satisfactory with my life, being able to roam free without a worry in the world. The wind in my mane, the water on my tail and the dirt on my hooves and claws. You'd be wrong. I'm Discord, lord of chaos, bringer of terror, the one everypony trembles at... the mention of my name is illegal in some countries here!
Well, they would shake and tremble in terror if I wasn't so dumb and obnoxious that day. If only.
I guess you're wondering how it started, eh? Well, it started in the Everfree Forest. I don't know why I was there, I just was. That's how it works for me. One second I'm summoning cotton-candy clouds, the next I'm turning Celestia's paintings into icecream. Nothing ever stops.
The wizard pony - that's what I'll call 'er for now - struck me with some magicy-wizardy-stuff when I made a 'cocky remark' about her silly mane. I shrunk to an unimaginable size, and managed to crawl my way to my dear friend Fluttershy's house before passing out.
Where does it go from now? I don't know. Well, I do, but you don't. Come and enjoy my amazing adventures as a toddler...
more like EMBARRASSING adventures.