Lord Taku and Queen Chatku

by The Silver Shroud

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cake Twins, Slice of Life, Crossover, Doctor Whooves
Length: 1023

Time Turner babysits the Cakes

After being in the wrong place at the right time, Time Turner is now stuck babysitting the Cake twins

Published 2014-10-03 23:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-03 23:30:05 UTC

Pears

In a dark room surrounded by pictures of animals marching in order sat two figures plotting in the darkness.

“Mpgn (I call this meeting of the order of the crumb in session)” said one of the dark figures with only the sight of his dark brown hair in the sliver light of the blinds. “Hgdg (do you have anything you would like to discuss dear sister?)

Another figure spoke with the gleam of her cold white eyes shining thru the darkness. “Sobba ( yes my brother, we must talk about the use of flo-wait what is that?)”

The sound of hoofsteps approached the room with each step louder and deeper than the last.

“Killau (Oh poop)” said the male sibling when the door of the room let the light in along with a towering blue object.

“Pumpkin? Poundcake? Mommy is going to go with daddy to get some whisks,” said Mrs. Cake picking up the foals. “And how are my little babies doing?”

“Tulufog (mother dearest I must ask you to please remove yourselve from this room...and it is Chaku! Lord of the Everfree!)” said Poundcake as he was giggling at a rattle.

“Awww, I love you to honey,” said Mrs. Cake nuzzling her son. “And how is my little unicorn doing?”

“Woobma (oh dear mother, if only you could understand us...and it’s Taku! Queen of the rivers!)” said Pumpkin while she laughed as she was raspberried.

“That’s nice, oh no!” said Mrs. Cake bringing the two downstairs. “I just realized something Carrot!”

“What’s wrong blueberry?” said Mr. Cake behind the counter.

“Since Pinkie is with her friends today who is going to watch the foals?” said Mrs. Cake.

“Hmmm, it would have to be somepony good,” said Mr. Cake thinking. “And somepony smart.”

All of a sudden a warbling sound was heard from outside before the appearance of the towns resident time keeper, Dr. Time Turner, came in.

“Time Turner haven’t seen you for awhile,” said Mrs. Cake. “What do you need dearie?”

“Carrot, Cupcake, I was wondering if you had any pears?” said the doctor. “And if you have any-well who are these little foals?” he said looking over at the foals.

“Oh yeah you weren’t here when they were born,” said Carrot remembering him saying something about a statue problem or something. “Well this here is our colt Poundcake and our little filly Pumpkin. Say hi to the nice doctor,” he said in a cutesy voice.

“Wamph (begone strange one, we are the duo of fear and you are intru-huh?)” said Poundcake before being tickled by the doctor.

“Intruding am I?” said the doctor with a smirk.

“Hahahahaha (hahahah-wait what!)” said Poundcake looking up with a shocked expression.

“Ogla (Brother did the strange bow wearing stallion speak in our sacred langue?)” said Pumpkin looking in equal awe.

“Say, Time?” said Mrs. Cake.

“Yes?” said Time getting his pear.

“You foalsat Dinky right?” said Mr. Cake knowing what his wife was up to.

“Well yes I-wait I can’t!” said the doctor realizing what the couple were thinking.

“Please!?” said Carrot and Cupcake on her hooves. “We just need a few minutes to run to the store and back.”

“W-well, ugh fine. I’ll do it,” said Time before he felt the rush of wind and a paper saying instructions on them along with a few bits. “Huh, even I don’t run that fast,” said the doctor before turning around. “So I’m an intruder huh?”

“Svofa, (how do you understand the language of the young ones, elder one?)” said Pound with a glare.

“Well if you must know Poundcake-”

“Soof, (my name is Chatku, the lord of the Everfree!)” said Poundcake with a pout.

“Womba (And mine is Taku, Queen of the rivers)” said Pumpkin.

“Well Chatku and Taku, I am not exactly from this world of yours,” said the doctor while he got the foals their snack. “I am the doctor.”

“Woba (doctor who?)” said Pound before he was frighten back by the sudden loud laughing emitting from the doctor.

“Hahahaha- oh that never gets old,” said the doctor wiping his eyes from tears. “Well anyway Taku and Chatku, what do you wanna do?”

“Acf (World domination!)” said Pound throwing his hoof into the air.

“Goll hfkw togba quke elke wabble wabbe tunie bookie luns (eat ice cream!)” said Pumpkin with a giggle.

“Hoka (or that, either one’s good)” said Pound with a nod of approval.

“Well I can’t get you ice cream, but I can get you some good stories,” said the doctor eating his pear before spitting it out. “Ugh! Oh that’s right, I hate pears.”

“And that is how I saved George Washingtons dog from daleks,” said the doctor to a already sleeping Pound and Pumpkin. “Well it seems my stories of universal saving have exhausted you,” chuckled the doctor taking up the foals in their bedroom before tucking them in. “See ya Chatku and Taku.”

Closing the door , the doctor heard another door open in its place.

“Man I can’t believe they finally made an electric whisk!” said Mr. Cake holding one in his hoof.

“I can’t believe you bought six,” grumbled Mrs. Cake.

“Hey the clerk said that we would lose bits if we-oh Time Turner.”

“Oh hello guys, how was your whisk shopping.?” said the doctor.

“Great!” said Mr. Cake putting his whisks away.

“Expensive,” whispered Mr. Cake.

“I heard that. Speaking of hearing things, I haven’t heard Pound or Pumpkin. Are they alright?” said Mr. Cake.

“Oh they got tuckered out and I tucked them in upstairs,” said the doctor getting his things. “Well I better get going.”

“Are you sure you don’t wanna stay for dinner?” said Mrs. Cake.

“Yeah, I have to go get something from Derpy, see ya,” said the doctor closing the door.

“I should go make sure they're alright,” said Mrs. Cake heading upstairs. “Awww,” she said looking at the foals sleeping peacefully.

“Ogga (he was no pink one but)” whispered Pound.

“Chaka (he was alright)” said Pumpkin before both of them fell asleep.

Author's Note

just a small thing I wanted to write