Witches of Equestria

by Inkbeast

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Big Macintosh, Crossover, Dark, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Other, Romance, Adventure
Length: 8603

While investigating strange sight Bayonetta and Jeanne end up in the world of Equestria.

During a trip to investigate strange occurrences in England Bayonetta and Jeanne are some how transported to Equestria and now must find a way to return, but once they come across the ponies of this new land Will they still want to leave, or will there arrival be the end of the Umbra way?

Published 2014-10-11 16:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-29 00:53:00 UTC

Northern lights over Buckingham

Northern lights over Buckingham

Just for the record and to avoid legal issues I Do not own Mlp or Bayonetta.

“Ah England been while since my last visit,” Bayonetta said as she and Jeanne both walked down the street, unseen by the common folk.

“Ah yes, if i recall you nearly destroyed Big Ben,” Jeanne said, walking next to her Umbra sister.

One could almost say they were sisters, but they were obviously complete opposites. Bayonetta wore a black skin tight outfit, small frills coming from the sleeves, and collar. Small gaps along her thighs and legs allowing for easier movement, her hair was cut short, with butterfly framed glasses on her nose. She also carried two two sets of guns, one in her hand, and another pair currently attached to her heels.

Jeanne wore a completely red jumpsuit, her long silver hair covering one of her eyes, a set of goggles on her head, and like bayonetta she carried two sets of guns, one pair at the ready in her hands the other pair on her heels acting almost like part of her foot wear.

“In my defense it was the angel that nearly destroyed it,” Bayonetta said walking through a pair of teens.

“Really now, Cereza you must learn to restrain yourself, you brashness is going to get you in trouble one of these days,” Jeanne lightly scolded.

“Oh, and this coming from the women who collapsed the the Golden Gate Bridge,” Bayonetta rebutled.

Jeanne made no comment merlay asking, “So why is it we have to come all the way here?”

“From what Luka and Rodin could tell, latle different parts of the world have been seeing strange things, normally we’d write this off as some caless angle or infernal being spotted, but the thing is what people have been seeing range from open fields, to the most recent on appearing near Buckingham palace, a castle on a hill, made of marble and gold,” Bayonetta said pulling out a strawberry sucker before she began licking it lightly.

“You think it maybe that parts of paradiso are beginning to come into the real world,” Jeanne asked relieved with the change in topic.

“That would seem to be the case. After Loki destroyed the eyes of the world strange things have been happening,” Bayonetta said pulling out her pop and looking down slightly.

“Cereza you shouldn't blame yourself for what happened, the boy knew what would happen,” Jeanne said trying to comfort her sister and friend.

“You're probably right but I still feel like I could have done something, and who knows maybe we'll meet again some day,” Bayonetta said bring her pop to her lips.

“Cereza get ready, we have some company,” Jeane said bringing her guns at the ready. Above them a light and music began to fill the sky, to anyone else it would have seemed like the arrival of god and his angels to mankind, but the witches could see the true form of the angels that came down. They appeared in two kind the first stood on two legs like a man, but had clawed feet and hands, a single sash wrapped around its body was its only covering, two wings sprouted from its back, and its head was bird shaped with a single eye in the middle. This angle was one of the most basic ones called “ Affinity”.

The second kind was much different they were more like the centaurs of ancient Greek, but lacked a head, instead having their face on the human stomach, a halo floating where the neck ended. There body was covered with a blue and gold lined armor two wings also clad in armor on their human back. Despite its more powerful appearance this was on the same level of the Affinity, called “Acceptance”.

“Oh here to welcome us are you?,” Bayonetta said bringing her guns to the ready. The angeles each carried several types of weapons, from spears, to instruments ready to strike. A pair of Affinity with trumpets, and a trio of Acceptance with harps fired beams and arrows of holy energy.

The two witches jumped to the side avoiding the blast and arrows, taking on several of the angles each.

Bayonetta smirked as she landed near a car a trio of Acceptance, and several Affinity with swords and spears flew at her.

Bayonett leaped up and brought her foot down on the head of one of the Affinities. It didn't even scream as its head was soon full of holes, and shortly after bursted in a shower of light and blood.

“My my its Been a while I hope you boys can keep me entertained,” BAyonetta said licking her lips seductively.

Jeanne on the other hand was currently finishing up with an Acceptance having used its on spear to impale it. “Hmmp it seems you lot still need to learn some manners,” Jeanne said as she brought up her guns “All 4 One”.

An Affinity fired off a shot with his trumpet, Jeanne jumped off to the side firing off a shot at an approaching Acceptance causing it to stager. Taking the opportunity Jeanne ran and began to use the Acceptance as sumersault borde, but rather than jump of she held on to the angels shoulders and as she flipped, it flipped over with her, using the momentum Jeanne tossed the low class angle overhead taking some of its companions with it as it skid across the pavement.

“Jeanne heads up,” Bayonetta called as an angel flew in Jeannes direction. WIthout even looking Jeanne pointed a gun over her shoulder and fired, hitting the Acceptance dead center causing it to disappear.

“Hmmp you’ll have to do better than that,” The crimson witch said as she walked forward. The angels got up and roared the Affinities neck bulging before letting out a shriek. Jeanne smirked and held up her guns in the umbra battle position, before waving them towards herself in a challenge.

Bayonetta was enjoying herself as she kicked an affinity in the back causing it to fall forward, its head then locked in place by a brace on the guillotine. With a snap the blade came down a ‘swchlunk’ was heard, followed by a shower of blood from the now decapitated angel. The few remaining angles looked ready to strike and began to move in Bayonetta, but stopped suddenly much to her surprise.They stood still for a moment before relaxing. Bayonetta prepared for what would happen, but to her surprise the angles glowed for a moment before a larger version of their halo appeared and came down over them causing them to disappear, before the halo itself vanished.

“Hump, pulling out before the lady finishes, just like a man,” Bayonetta wined as she crossed her arms.

“No time for jokes Cereza. You know that paradiso is fight to the end, for them to pull out something big is going on, and those sightings are more than likely related.somehow,” Jeanne said as her adversaries had fled as well.

“Well whatever it is we better hurry, got a party to attend after this, and I definitely don’t want a repeat of christmas,” Bayonetta said giving a look at JEanne.

“Believe me Cereza I have no intention of going to the Inferno any time soon,” Jeanne replied pulling out her own lollipop and began sucking on it.

“See to it that you don't, I don’t have Loki this time to help me find you,” Bayonetta replied heading forward, a smirk on her face.

-a lttle after-

Navigating through the town of London, and strangely not encountering any angels after their first meeting they finally arrived at their destination, one of the most famous landmarks in all England Buckingham Palace. It was a breathtaking sight Victorias tower visible not far off, but what truly caught ones attention was the aura that hung above it.

“I take it this is part if the problem,” Jeanne asked looking up at the sky hand on her hip.

“If what Rodin told me was accurate, this light is what appears just before the actual show starts,” Bayonetta said tapping her lollipop against her lip in thought.

“Speaking of show, it looks like we have some entertainment on its way,” Jeanne said spotting a small band of angels on its way once again it seemed to be a group of Affinites all sporting horns, and what looked like tubas, as well as some Acceptance with harps, and a new angel as well.

Its head was larger than what it should be, covered in gold and shaped like a pyramid or cone with several bulges for where the eyes ran along the skull. its body was streamlined but with muscle much like the big cats it was modeled after, its body was also covered in a blue, white, and gold armor, with gold and white wings on its back. it ended with a long tail that came in a trident like protrusion that spun as lightning danced between. A higher ranking second sphere angel “Fearless”.

This time rather than coming down the angles each prepared their weapons firing off multiple blasts. It was no difficult task for the witches to dodge but after a while it soon became an annoyance.

“Doesn't seem they’ll be coming down. Only thing to do is to take the fight to them,” Bayonett said jumping to the side avoiding an arrow.

“Seems you right, and this is getting tedious,” Jeanne replied quickly firing several shots only for them them miss. Quickly running forward both witches kicked off the ground wings appearing on their backs. Black for Bayonetta with golden braids that ended in peacock like feathers braided into it. Jeannes wings were similar the only difference being the white color in contrast to Bayonetta's black.

The angles each let out a battle cry as they split up several of the lesser angles staying back firing projectiles while the others aided the Fearless in taking on the witches head on.

Bayonetta smirked and grabbed an Affinity, before tossing it back at it flock knocking down a second Affinity and Acceptance out of the sky. Jeanne busied herself by handling the angles that hung behind , shooting it out with them and using witch time to quickly close the gap between them.

Another Acceptance fell striped of its armor before dissipating in a shower of light. The Fearless moved in ready to take on Bayonetta its tail raised like a scorpion spinning quickly as lightning rolled from the spear bases up to the tip. Bayonetta simply smirked as she dodged the first two strikes only to grab the third before she began to spin using the Fearless like a club to knock out several of the angles.

After a few second Bayonet released the Fearless letting it fly towards Jeanne who was just finishing up with the last of the Acceptances. quickly did a heel kick to the side. A large leg made of her hair ending with a large purple high heel foot, appeared kicking the incoming angel of to the side.

“Well that was disappointing,” Bayonetta said flying over to Jeanne.

“I think we should be grateful its only been these small fry, after all I still feel like something is wrong, those angles from earlier left me on edge,” Jeanne replied.

“So it is true, the witches that prevented the return of the Creator are here,” A new voice spoke breaking the conversation.

Jeanne and Bayonetta turned to see the arrival of a new angle.(1) It was larger, and had a more feminine appearance to it. Its face was located on the right side of its chest, just below the neck. It only seemed to have a single white wing in place of it arm. Its legs went down and rather than meeting at the knee a small ball of energy surrounded by spinning rings contracted the upper and lower sections of the leg, it halo floated above the stump of its neck.

“Well this is a surprise, i don't believe we've meet,” Bayonetta said, watching this new angle slowly approach.

“No we have not, though I have long for this day. You shall not interfere with our plan. With the power of the new world we may yet see the rise of The Creator, even if the eyes of the world are no longer in existence,” the angle spoke.

“Impossible, only if light and darkness intertwined and mix can Jubileus be born,” Jeanne called out.

“Normally that would be true, but the new world has all that we need to meet these conditions and when the gates open we will take what we need,” The angel replied

“Well then after having saved the world twice, I can’t very well let you try to destroy it now can I,” Bayonetta said raising her guns.

“While you are a hindrance you are of some importance to us, but to insure you are not in the way, BE GONE,” the angle cried as wind suddenly came from it. Jeanne and Bayonetta had no time to dodge,and were blown back away from it .

All the last umbren witches had a chance to see was a light shining before they where engulfed in darkness.

Author's Note

Here is the first chapter. No ponies just yet sorry, but you will be seeing them next chapter pinkie promise!
1. Now before any one talks complains about this angle and it not having a picture I want to say that this is an original design. I wanted something closer to the original angle concept, but still held that bayonetta feel to it. I'm working on creating an picture, but if anyone wants to submit one, that welcome too.

Falling stars at the apple farm

The mane six, plus Big Macintosh and Spike were currently gathered at the entrance to Sweet Apple Acres coming to investigate several weird occurrences. Ponies had been reporting seeing what sounded like the northern lights all over Equestria, and just recently one had appeared over Sweet Apple Acres, and from what Applejack had told them that a pair of shining objects had come shooting out of it, landing somewhere in one of the orchards.

“Okay so we all agree to split up into teams to cover more Ground,” Twilight the leader of equestrian mane six asked. Everyone nodded agreeing that it was the most sensible thing to do. The apples property was pretty big, and even if they had an idea of where it landed, it could still take all day to find whatever it was they were looking for.

“OKay then Rainbow dash and fluttershy will try to spot anything out of place from the sky, Rarity you and i will search through the apple orchard see if we can't find where whatever it is that fell, landed,” Twilight instructed with Rainbow dash giving a quick ‘got it,’ before flying off, Fluttershy trying to catch up.

“Applejack and Pinkie Pie will be looking in the field around where Rarity and I are, incase it fell farther than we think. Finally Big Mac and Spike, you’ll be checking the other fields, just incase we’re wrong about it landing it the southern orchid, sound good,” Twilight said, every one giving a conformation.

-RD and Shy-

If there was one thing any pegasus loved it was flying. Even fluttershy who was terrified of, well… everything loved to fly even if only for a bit. There was nothing quite like the wind in your mane, or the feel of a cloud as you passed through it. Fly was definitely the best thing, other than napping, to do.

“See anything yet,” Rainbow dash asked as she flew looking for anything out of place on the ground.

“No, no yet, oh wait I think, no thats just some birds,” Fluttershy Mumbled looking down, but not seeing anything. Dash silently rolled her eyes. She loved Fluttershy like a sister, but there were times she could be slow.

Looking back down Rainbow dash began scanning the area for anything out of place before noticing something move. “:hold up flutter shy I think I saw something,” Rainbow said causing her companion to give a small ‘eep’ in surprise

Slowly they flew lower so not to scare away or alert whatever it was that rainbow saw. When they reached the ground Rainbow first noticed a hole that had been dug by something falling, something Rainbow had plenty of experience first hand.

The second thing that Rainbow dash noticed was that it looked like something had crawled out of it, several hoof prints appearing on the edge of the crater leading away from it, showing that somepony had been here already. If it had been one of the girls they probably would have headed back and be out searching for them. Since no one was around that could only mean that someone else had been here before them and made off with whatever had landed here.

“Man I cant believe this someone already beat us here, man now what,” Rainbow dash gripped kicking a random stone off to the side.

“Umm what should we tell the others,” Fluttershy asked trying to figer out how to calm her oldest friend.

Rainbow dash sighed. “We’re going to have to tell them what happened, that someone made off with whatever it was that landed,” Rainbow dash sighed. She wanted to go look for whoever it was that took whatever it was that landed, but she learned that it was better to take things on with your friends rather than yourself.

“umm maybe we could, you know split up,” Fluttershy hesitantly asked. Rainbow Dash gave her friend a confused look.

“You know I can maybe walk down here to see if there’s any sign of who ever took whatever landed an you could fly.. up,” Fluttershy said looking away for giving such a dumb idea.

“Fluttershy thats brilliant. If we see them you can get the girls and I’ll try to hold them long enough for you to get back, provided I dont beat them, of course,” Rainbow said smiling at the idea.

Fluttershy beamed at the praise. Most ponies didn’t take her seriously a lot of the time because of her timid nature or because she seemed gullible, so to be praised for her ideas was a real highlight.

“Okay lets get started hopefully the girls will have had better luck, or maybe one of the guys,” Rainbow dash said taking off Flutter shy trotting behind at a steady pace.

-Twi and Rare-

Twilight and Rarity where both trotting through the trees looking for any signs of whatever could have fallen. Every so often one of them would try a spell of some kind to see if they could find anything but so far nothing had appeared.

“So Twilight, what do you think we’re looking for,” Rarity asked after another failed spell.

Twilight hummed for a second before responding, “Honestly i’m not entirely sure Rarity, I think it most likely some type of meteorite that fell, only way to be sure is to find it though,” The newest princess replied as they walked.

“Well whatever it is, i hope we find it soon, Fluttershy and I have an appointment at the spa later today,” Rarity said excitedly. Twilight rolled her eyes but still smiled at her fashion forward friend.

-Apple and pie-

Applejack and Pinkie Pie were walking through the orchid looking for any signs of whatever could have fallen, the silence broken by Pinkie Pie’s constant chatter.

“Oh I cant wait, you think its some kind of space alien or maybe some kind of new ship that fell from outer space, or maybe someone from a different dimension,” Pinkie pie continued, not seeming to stop for air.

“Come on Pinki I doubt it’s going to be something like that,” AppleJack replied looking at her cousin.

“First of all i’m your ‘maybe third cousin twice removed cousin,’ and second its almost never boring when something weird is going on. i mean think about Discord, The wedding, the crystal empire,” Pinki began naming all the strange things that had happened to them.

Applejack wasn’t really listening, still trying to figure out how Pinkie Pie had known what she was thinking.

-Mac and Spike-

The due of sole males were currently observing through the outer field. Spike was riding on Big Mac’s back, a claw raised to block the sun from his eyes.

“Hey Big mac have you ever felt... left out, ever since Applejack got her element,” Spike asked breaking the silence.

“Ey-nope,” The stallion replied trotting on.

Silence resumed for a moment before Big mac broke it once more.

“Why,” he asked giving the dragon a quick glance.

“Well,” Spike began trying to find the best way to word it. “It’s just that I know that Twilight and her friends are pretty much royalty, and that there always buisse, its just lately And maybe for a while I’ve felt like less of a friend, and more like the hired help, minus the pay.”

Big mac thought what the dragon was telling him before he replied. (1) “Well I reckon that what (2)Twilight, and her friends are doin, aint on purpose, and yah should consider talking to her about it. Longer its left alone, longer it festers an rots, yah understand,” Big mac replied giving the dragon another glance.

Spike knew Big Mac was right, but lately Twilight, Rarity, and everyone else had felt a bit more distant, and it was always so hard to talk to Twilight about things.

“Hold up ah think ah saw something,” Big Mac said snapping Spike from his train of thought.

Big Mac began to speed up yet managed to remain absolutely silent. Spike Balancing Keeping his eyes peeled for anything suspicious. Several seconds later Spike managed to catch a glimpse of something gray just at the edge of his vision.

“Ya saw that,” Big mac asked slowing down and quickly hiding behind a tree.Spike nodded not wanting to give away their position with a verbal response.

Big mac peeked around the apple tree trying to get an idea of what they were dealing with but so far all he saw was a flash of black or gray, not enough to tell who or what he was dealing with.

“You ground the left, Ah’ll take the right, sound Good,” Big mac asked looking back at his partner. Soike gulped nervously, but this was no time to chicken out.

“Y-yah, i got it,” He said jumping off Big Macintosh and began walking around the tree while Big Mac went in the opposite direction.

Spike nervously walked hiding behind any tree or bush that he could find trying to get a better glimpse of whatever he had seen. Gray and black was the main color scheme, and he thought he saw maybe a gem, or some type of metal, but could be suer. After what felt like hours, but was really only like ten minutes, Spike finally managed to catch up to the blur and surprised by what awaited.

--

Big mac continued to weave through trees and bushes trying to see what had arrived on his farm. He managed to catch more and more glimpses of what he was talking and managed to confer it was definitely pony. After a few minutes he caught sight of his target.

She was stumbling in a way that said she was either drunk or hurt, and from the red that dripped from her head it was obvious that she was hurt. Her coat would have been a beautiful gray if not for the dirt that covered it. Her mane was cut short in a Bob pixie style mesh, a pair of glasses with butterfly on the side, resting on her muzzle.

The mare stopped turning in Big Mac’s direction. big mac couldn't help but be taken in by her face. She was, well beautiful. He had seen plenty of cute mares in Ponyville, but the mare before him was drop dead gorgeous. She had an air of elegance around her that not even Celestia, on the times he had seen her, seem to have.

He began to approach closer, but before he could take more than a few steps the mare collapsed, Spike who had been hiding came running, Big Mac mimicking the dragon but arrived faster thanks to his longer legs.

“Is she okay,” Spike asked? Big mac was no doctor but he had been, and treated enough injuries to know what to check for. She was breathing steadily, she had the blow to her head, already knew about that. Other than the bleeding there was no real sign of any broken bones, or other injuries.

“She needs help, Spike Help me get her to the house, we can patch her up back there,” Big Mac instructed as he began looping himself under the mare to lift her onto his back, Spike quickly rushing over to help get her on before climbing on himself.

“I she gonna make it,” spike asked as he tried to keep the mare steady.

“She will if I can help it,” Big mac replied, not noticing the figure in red just a ways off.

Author's Note

Boom done, another chapter. Okay like I said ponies this chapter, and just for the record, i have a lot of free time, so don't expect me to add every few days.
1 If Big mac's or AJ's accent was off i apologies, I don't do accents often so I may have not done something right, and for that i'm sorry in advance.

Encounters of the Magical kind

Encounters of the Magical kind

Bayonetta groaned as she felt consciousness returned. Her head was swimming and she could still feel that dream of being on a boat, with a gecko or some other reptile on her back. Ugh how she felt like she was going to vomit.

Voices where heard not far off, coming in muddled by her still rattled senses.

“Hey guys I think shes coming to,” one voice called out. it sounded young, maybe just entering their teen years,maybe a bit younger but just by a bit. The sound of something clip clopping against the floor was heard as several people approached was heard. Bayonetta opened one of her eyes to see who was coming and was surprised by what she saw.

“I must have hit my head harder than I thought, Theres a purple salamander by my bed,” Bayonett muttered as she stared at the creature next to her.

Big mac smirked as he watched the scene. He hadn't expected the gray mare to wake up so soon, let alone for her to call Spike a salamander. “I’m a dragon,” The young drake responded obviously miffed by being called an amphibian.

the girls each had a small smirc, or gave a small laugh at the scene. “Now now spike I’m sure she don't mean that,” Twilight Sparkle said as she approached the mare.

Bayonetta blinked as she was greeted with the sight of a miniature purple unicorn with wings. It mae was a darker blue purple with some pink streaks mixed in.

“Hello i’m Princess Twilight Sparkle, we found you out in the southern field of Sweet Apple Acer, can you tell us what happened,” Twilight asked getting a bit more serious.

Bayonetta blinked a bit surprised. “Okay now i definitely know I’ve hit my head, I’m seeing a talking Salamander(dragon!) and ponies in every color of the rainbow,” She said laying back down. She brought a hand to cover her eyes but stopped when she noticed, she had no hands.

Blinking once more Bayonetta saw she had a hoof attached to a gray furred leg.

“Umm, you alright, miss,” Twilight asked the pony as she examined her hoof but got no response.

“Really now Cereza, don’t tell me you ended up deft now,” a new voice called causing everyone to turn to the window. There on the window cile was a unicorn mare, her white mane long enough to reach down to her knee, covering part of her eye in the process. She also wore a red hum suit, accentuating her body shape.

The pony Cereza stared for a moment before she started giggling, then laughing. “Jeanne is that you, what on earth happened to you,” ‘Cereza asked try to get herself under control.

Jeanne looked annoyed and responded, “have you seen yourself lately Cereza?”

“Not entirely but I doubt I look any better,” Bayonetta replied.

“Hey hey hey, can we get back on topic here, and which of you two stole that whatever it is that crashed,” Rainbow dash called hovering up above them annoyed.

“Well first of all, you shouldn't blame someone of a crime without prough, and second those ‘whatever it was’ that fell, you're looking at them,” Jeanne said hopping off the windowsill.

“Wait are you telling us that you fell from the sky, how,” Twilight asked not believing what she was hearing.

“Must you shout, it’s unbecoming,” Bayonetta asked, beginning to get out of bed, and managing if shakily to stand on her unfamiliar limbs.

“Any way, as to how we fell, well I dont know if you’ll believe us but we got knocked out of the sky, and know if you don’t mind we have things to take care of,” Jeanne said walking over to help Bayonetta.

“Mow hold on there, your friend aint in no shape to travel, Miss Jeanne was it,” Applejack began. Jeanne scoffed. “Please do I look like a Miss, I may be a(1) teacher but I am certainly not married,And Cereza has gone through worse” Jeanne responded as she began to dig through her suit.

“Okay, Jeanne besides that you still have to explain how you got knocked out of the sky, and what you were doing in the sky to begin with,” Applejack countered

“And besides you can't leave before I through you your party,” Pinky said popping up in front of the witches startling them.

”Where did you,” Bayonetta began, but was cut off by Twilight.

“Don’t ask, trust me on this,” Twilight said rubbing a fore leg at the memory of that failed day.

“Any way, as grateful as I am for patching me up, I’m afraid Jeanne and I have to be going now,” Bayonetta said walking towards the window, Jeanne just behind her.

“Please you're still in-j,” Fluttershy said thinking she might be able to reason, but was cut short as, to her horror,Jeanne and ‘Cereza’ jumped out the window. A few seconds later a set or Crashes was heard, as the Mane six plus Spike and Big macintosh moved to see what had happened, and were amazed to see the pari running if a bit shakily towards town.

“I knew there the thieves, and their making a run for it,” Dash cried before shooting out the window trying to catch up to the mares.

“Rainbow dash wait,” Twilight called out, but thanks to Dash’s speed she was already closing in on Bayonetta and Jeanne.

“Get back here you thieves,” Rainbow called out as she hurtled at the fleeing mares. Bayonetta and Cereza looked back to see a speeding multi colored blure on a crash courses for them. Thanks to their years of training,it didn't take much for them to dodge Rainbow as she hit the ground in a skid before managing to turn herself around to face the pair.

“Well, someones quite brash,” Bayonetta said bringing a hoof up to fix the glasses Jeanne had given her, until they could replace her old one’s that had been destroyed in the crash.

“You're not going anywhere until you give back the whatever it was that you stole,” Rainbow said Getting in a crouching position her muscles tensing, ready for anything.

“i told you, Cereza and I came crashing down after we got knocked from the sky and through that aurora,” Jeanne said shifting her stance to a semblance of what she had been taught.

“Yeah right, if you're not going to give whatever it was up, then I’ll make you,” Rainbow Dash said as she shot forward. Jeanne and Bayonett were able to sidestep once more as Dash flew by, before stopping and turning ready to charge again.

Jeanne sighed in annoyance, they didn’t have time for this. Once more they stepped to the side as Rainbow day took to the sky, planning on something different this time. “We don’t have time for this, I’m grateful for helping Cereza but right now I need you to DISAPPEAR,” Jeanne replied before managing to do a high kick into the air. Rainbow Dashed look confused for a second, before She found herself kissing the bottom a giant heel, then falling to the ground.

“Oh no Rainbow Dash,” Twilight cried as she saw her friend literally get kicked out of the sky. Everyone else gasped, and began, to charge forward in an attempt to catch her.

“I got her,” Bayonetta said as she flicked her mane, a new appendage, a large hand appeared, and quickly grabbed the falling pegasus before gently setting her down on the ground. Everyone other than Jeanne and a still dazed Rainbow were staring wide eyed at what they had seen.

“Wh- what the hay was that?! You just summoned some disembodied body parts, how,” Twilight asked being the first to regain herself.

“OH that, that was nothing just calling a friend for some assistance, and anyway Jeanne isn’t one to pull her hits, you might want to check your friend,” Bayonetta said as she and Jeanne began to trot away.

“Now hold it missi, I don't care what you did, yah hurt rainbow dash and that ain't something ah’m just gonna let slide,” AppleJack said getting into a fighting stance all her own. Mind you The Apples weren’t violent, hard headed at times,but never violent. But anyone who hurt kin or friend had better watch out.

“Now, now Applejack, lets not be hasty, after all I doubt you could take on an Umbren,” A new voice called.

Looking up everyone saw the speaker. TO Bayonetta and Jeanne they couldn't help but be reminded of something from the Inferno, only more cartoonish. It had a dragon and Goat’s leg, with a lion’s paw, and eagle claw. Its main boy was long and thin with scales, with its head having a horn and antler on top.

“Discord what are you doing here,” Twilight asked, actually glad to have someone to distract Applejack.

“Why Twilight I was just visiting Celestia today, to talk about the lights happening all over Equestria when we felt a powerful magical disturbance, and since Celestias busy dealing with the nobles and a tone of panicked ponies she sent me, and imagine my surprise to see a pair of Umbren, i’d had thought you had died out,” Discord said setting down on the ground.

“You know who we are,” Aske Bayonetta slightly on guard.

“Of course I do, I meet one of your clan before, of saw them since I was a statue at the time,” Discord said remembering the mare.

The Witches eyes widened, and began to form the words to integrate the draconequus, when a familiar presence was felt just a ways off.

“It seems we’re not the only ones here,” Bayonetta said turning to town.

“You're right, the locals are going to be in a panic we best hurry,” Jeanne responded. Twilight and everyone else moved to stop them when they heard them speak, but to their astonishment, the witches too off at a blinding speed.

“What the, wait,” Twilight called trying to get them to slow.

“You might want to hurry,somethings gonna go down in town, and things might get messy,” Discord said smiling.

“What the hay are you going on about,” Applejack asked looking, at the spirit of chaos.

“Mmm, oh just come to town and see,” Discord responded before disappearing.

“WHy that darn no good,” Apple jack began, but got cut off.

“Focus girls, somethings going on in town and we need to hurry. Rainbow Dash you go to go,” Twilight asked looking at her friend.

“Yeah I’m good,”Dash replied managing to shake out most of the stars from her vision.

“Alright then lets move out,” Twilight said not knowing what awaited in town.

Author's Note

Yay another chapter done. I had planed to add a short Nightmare night chapter but I wouldn't have had it ready in time, maybe next year.

Demons in Ponyville Square

Ponies, ponies in every color, as far as the eye could see. The town of Ponyville was filled with unique and friendly folk. Folk who were all panicking as there town was destroyed.

It had been a normal day when out of the blue a trio of strange creatures appeared. They were all built the same only one of them being larger than the rest. They had a large red Crescent moon of sorts coming from their head, their bodies were being either covered in an integrated blue armor, or they were simply made of it, it was hard to tell. Long snake like tails came from behind, with several pieces hanging from their arms clanked together as they moved. Each one carried a weapon of sorts, be it a pair of terrifying swords, or a double bladed scythe, or some kind of curved wand, stick thing.

These were a small hoard of Hideous, led by the larger Hatred.

A mare Roseluck hid behind an abandoned cart trying to catch her breath. These metal monstrosities had just suddenly appeared from thin air, and started attacking everything. So far nobody had be3en hurt but at this rate the town would be destroyed. Suddenly the cart she had been hiding behind groaned as a large blade came crashing through it, causing Roseluck to scream as she began to run a trio of Hideous running just behind her, as they closed in one raised its broad swords high, preparing to end the mare.

A shot whizzed through the air and blasted the demon back soon followed by its brethren. “Picking on a lady are we, I knew demons we Corse, but still no gentleman would ever dare raise a hand against a lady, or mare in this case,” a new voice called as a pair of gorgeous mares, one gray, one white, approached.

“You better get out of here, things are going to get messy,” the gray mare said as she pushed her glasses up.

“R-right, Th-thank you,” Roseluck stuttered as she quickly began to run off. The demons getting up, now focused on the witches who interfere with their hunt. Despite the law of ‘strength rules all’ in Hell, it Hatreds and Hideous were quite intelligent, they could recognize when they had the advantage, and with a group of three against two witches, they were doomed. Of course if it was only three. Two Hideous charged forward swords, and scythe raised, while the third stood back and let out an ear splitting scream.

Several similar cries sounded through Ponyville as the demons began to hurry towards the trio. It wasn't too difficult for Bayonetta and Jeanne to dodge the demons attack, each activating witch time. Before letting loose a quick barrage of punches and kicks, managing to get accustomed to their bodies rather quickly, almost as if they've had them since birth.

Quickly the demons were stripped of their armor before they were set flying back, but this time they hung in air before glowing brightly, then detonating in a flash of light, blood, and body parts, the last two dissolving into air.

Time began to flow normally as Bayonetta and Jeanne turned to deal with… the 15 or 20 demons now in Ponyville square.

“My looks like we’ll have to get serious,” Bayonetta said taking a step forward.

“Indeed, let us show these insects the power of the Umbren,” Jeanne replied, as she and Bayonetta launched themselves forward at the hoard, before launching into a flip.

Twilight panted slightly as she finally arrived in town fleeing ponies racing past her and her friends as they approached the town square. Everywhere they looked the town was wrecked. gashes on walls, overturned carts, and destroyed stands where littered everywhere.

“How horrible what could have done this,” Rarity asked skipping over several destroyed cantaloupes.

“I think were about to find out,” Rainbow dash said as they heard the sound of fighting just ahead.

As they arrived they witnessed Jeanne and Cereza, doing flips through a horde of metallic monsters wielding different weapons before launching forward at a larger version of the monsters in Ponyville square. As they flew several of the smaller monsters took a chance, swinging their weapons at the pair. The witches began to twist as they flew each time a weapon passed over them, the moaned, erotically leaving their own lookers blushing slightly.

When they finally came close to the leader they flipped, before kicking off the Hatred into the air. The mane six plus two watched as Cereza and Jeanes manes and tails seemed to take on a life of their own, spreading and wrapping around their bodies. Before long they were wearing a skin tight suit, long flowing hair coming down the front sleeves, in Bayonetta's case it changed color in parts to blue, with white stills sticking out here and there, in Jeanne’s case it was all white, a cat like mask having formed around her face.

As they planned the witches reached behind their back and pulled out something reminiscent to the curry sticks some of the demons had, only it was sticking partly out of their clothing.

“Well this is different, oh well no matter, lets rock baby,” Bayonetta said, as she and Jeanne stood back on their hind legs, albeit a bit wobbly

“What the hay are they doing?! They’re going to get massacred fighting like that,” Applejack said as and she others, began to move to help, but stopped when they heard several loud bangs. Several monsters suddenly snapped their heads back as they glowed gold, before exploding, much to the ponies and dragon’s horror, the rest began charging forward.

Bayonetta and Jeanne began to let shoots fly, but even with their marksmanship their way to many demons. Before long they were on them, and quickly it turned into a fist fight of sorts. Bayonetta would kick, punch, slap, and shoot the oncoming internals, not noticing a few heading to their onlookers.

“Guys we have incoming bad guys, like really fast,” Spike said noticing several armored attackers running and flying at them.

“Girls get ready, Big mac you get Spike out of here,” Twilight instructed ready to take on the threat.

“Eenope.”

Applejack turned to face her brother. “What da yah mean no??! Have yah lost it,” She cried.

“I aint gonna run an’ hide, with mah tail between mah legs, while ma sister is taking on a metal monster, yah saw what they did to the town, I’m gonna stand and fight, Spike yah go ad hide,” Big mac ordered.

“Kind of late because, THERE HERE,” Pinky cried as the monsters jumped weapons ready. The mane six scattered, as Big mac jumped back, Spike holding on to his straw like mane to avoid falling off.

Facing off against big mac was one of the stick carriers, hissing before it pointed it stick forward. Big mac had seen enough magic done to know what a charging glow, meant and quickly jumped to the side as the ground and part of the wall behind him were torn up and littered with holes.

‘Avoid the beam, less I end up like a piece of swiss,’ Big mac noted as he began charging forward Spike bouncing on his back.

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Twilight and flutter shy nervously looked at the demon in front of them it hissed and slowly circled around them looking for a chance to strike, a scythe dragging on the ground.

“Wh-what are we going to do,” Fluttershy asked as she tried to make herself as small as possible. She hated fighting, she hated hurting others, and to hurt others was to go against her cutie mark.

“Don’t worry Fluttershy I got this,” Twilight said, looking confident, despite panicking on the inside.

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“Oh you ruffian, how dare you destroy our town,” Rarity asked using her magic to hold up a broom. Pinky Pie stood next to her party can locked and loaded. The Hideous, growled its Swords at on its back standing deathly still. for a moment it was a stare down, before the demon took off the ground its tassels clinking before coming together and forming into wings. It roared raising its blades before dive bombing the mares. Pinky saw coming, and pulled the trigger firing a cloud of streamers and confetti, suppressing the Hideous enough for it to retreat.

“Yah sacred,” Rainbow Dash asked as she and Applejack faced a pair of Hideous.

“You wish,” Apple jack replied as she tried to buck her demon, only for it to jump back.

“Well whatever, just don’t run off on me cause you get scared,” Rainbow said ducking a sword swipe at her head, before turning around, and delivering a kick of her own, managing to push the demon back just a bit.

Bayonetta and Jeanne were just finishing up the last Hideous, ending with a dual push that sent it flying before it dissolved like its brethren, and turned to face the three Hideous. “This is becoming a nuisance,” Jeanne said annoyed.

“Come now Jeanne, this is the most fun we’ve had since New Year’s,” Bayonetta responded, smirking as she pushed her glasses.

“True but this body is not meant to fight,” Jeanne said as she went back to all fours. It hurt standing on two hooves for too long.

“Well we better finish up quickly, we have a party to be at after all,” Bayonetta replied bring her guns to the ready. The Hatreds charged as Bayonetta and Jeanne charged. Bayonetta summoned an arm of Madam Butterfly and sent one flying before jumping up and began delivering a series of punches and kicks, before stomping down, a high heel clad foot coming down on the Hatred, causing it to crash down bits of armor lost, exposing its reddish magma like skin.

Jeanne went with a bit more power, trading in her guns for a large engine driven hammer. It was taller than her as a human, and could be charged to unleash a devastating blow. Swinging Jeanne struck the demon causing it to stager, before flipping the hammer and striking again. Pulling back for a bit Jeanne began to pull the trigger on the handle, causing the engine to roar to life and let go the engine letting out steam to help launch it up in a wide ark before it came down hard on the demon leaving it in the ground, its head flattened comically.

The third could see it and its fellow Hatreds were out matched, and was planning a retreat, when a startled yell caught its attention. Turning it saw to it surprised a young purple drake scrambling away from the large small red horse. Dragons of any realm where beings of magic, and too feed on one was of become more than what they currently were. Even a young drake could propel a demon forward infinitely; perhaps even enough to destroy the accursed witches. Ceasing this chance at power it charged.

Spike was flying through the air as Big Mac jumped to the side to avoid another blast. His grip slip as the Stallion jumped leaving spike grasping air, before rolling across the ground groaning.

“Hiya,” Big Mac hollered, delivering a hard kick to the intruders chest sending it into a wall. “Nice Big Mac,” Spike cheered, but the celebration was cut short as a loud screech came from a rapid approaching demon. It was larger than the others, and faster, much, much faster.

“Run Spike,” Big mac Hollered as he saw the demon charging. He began to move forward to intercept, but felt something hit him in the back, and as he struggled to stand he saw the demon hit in the wall standing bits of armor missing, and hoof prints in its chest.

Spike couldn't move, not that it would have mattered with how close the demon was and with how fast it was coming at him. 10 feet, 5 feet, 2 feet.

The mane six quickly regrouped having managed to deal with the demons now in a pile. “Nice job girls, now we need to,”

“Spike run,” Big Mac hollered causing the mares to turn their attention, and to see a larger version, of the demons they had been fighting running at spike like a derailed train, and it obviously had no plans to stop.

“SPIKE,” the mares all cried as the demon was now on top of Spike.

Spike stared as the Demon now practically loomed over him, a large dual bladed scythe raised high. Spike could only close his eyes, as the blade began to fall. Spike Closed his eyes waiting for the inevitable end.

Crunch.

“Normally I don't get involved in other people’s business, but even ‘I’m not heartless enough to let some kid get chopped up,” a deep voice spoke, as the air became dense. Opening his eyes a bit to see who it was Spike saw a large Minotaur, with dark red fur, and several tattoos on his arm, and curving around his horns.

Next thing Spike saw was the Minotaur reeled back his fist before punching the demon he had by the throat back.

“Jeanne, Bayonetta incoming,” The Minotaur hollered. The mares turned, before bringing their front hooves on the ground, two large arms and fist appearing, before coming down on the demon, essentially crushing it.

‘Well isn’t this a surprise, I thought you didn’t get into other people's business, only made things to do business,” Bayonetta said returning to all fours.

“Normally i don't, but even I ain’t so heartless to see a kid ripped to shreds,” The Minotaur replied, walking up to the mare.

“So mind telling me why you two turned into a pair of,” “Spike!” “You OK,” “You’re not hurt are you.”

The young drake was surrounded by the mares as they fussed over him, checking him for injuries.

“Hey, I’m okay he saved me,” Spike said pointing over to the new comer.

Twilight approached before speaking. “Thank you for saving Spike, Mr, ah,”

“Rodan, and no need to thanks me,” The minotaur replied.

“Okay then now before anything else, what the hay were those and who the buke, are you ponies,” Twilight screamed.

“That rather complicated and may take a while to explain, Fluttershy you don't mind if we head back to you house do you,” Discord asked floating down in a large chair a bag of screws and popcorn, in his paw.

“And where were you,” Twilight asked slightly miffed.

Helping everyone survive, keeping damage to a minimal, that sort of thing” Discord replied bringing up a paw.

“And before you ask I was going to save young Spike but bullhead beat me to it,” Discord stated sticking a salon in Rodan’s direction.

“And now,” Discord Snapped his talon flashing everyone away unknown to them a Squirrel was watching them not far off.