Welcome to the Crazyverse

by ponywithacubit

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Lyra, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6
Length: 2280

A crazy universe where weird stuff happens. An adventure of comedic randomness with serious woven in ocasionaly.

When the mane 6 and the rest of Equestria Prime find themselvs faced with their genderswaped counterparts along with 27 mixed up creatures with the ability to combine temporaraly with each other. Only hilarity can ensure. (Gets funier as time goes on.)

Published 2014-10-03 12:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-14 23:49:40 UTC

Prolouge

Author's Note

Well here it is, My first fic. Constructive criticizim encouraged but no coments about how you hate this.

Prolouge

"Twilight!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash as she crashed through the library door.

"What is it Rainbow I’m in the middle of studying?" Asked Twilight obviously annoyed. "The Elements have been acting weird lately and I’m trying to find out why."

"I found a glowing portal thing!" Said Rainbow. "In the Everfree Forest!"

"Fine I’ll come check it out." Said Twilight. "Spiiike!"

"Yes Twilight!"

"I need you to look after the library and the Elements while I’m gone, this might take awhile."

"Sure thing Twilight!" Spike exclaimed.

"Good." Said Twilight. "Let’s get going."

And with Rainbow leading the way, the two of them trotted off towards the Everfree Forest.

Meanwhile in Dimension 63

"Dusk!" Exclaimed Rainbow Blitz as he crashed through the library window, leaving a large Blitz shaped hole.

"What is it Blitz, I’m in the middle of writing the latest friendship report." Said Dusk Shine. "It’s the one where I learned to not let the cutie mark cavaliers have a love potion recipe. Cherry Lee and Macareina were just disappointed the first time, but now they’re so angry Macareina is turning a whole new shade of red."

"I found a glowing portal thing!" Said Blitz. "In the Everfree!"

"Just a minute." Said Dusk exited for something new to study. "Baaarb!"

"Yes Dusk!"

"Do you think you could finish this friendship report for me, after all you were there."

"Sure I’ll get it done by the time you get back!" Said Barb.

"Good it’s important that Prince Solaris gets these reports, or I might get sent back to…….." Dusk gulped. "Magic Kindergarten!" Dusk exclaimed, very afraid of the horrors that unfolded there.

"Let’s go!" Dusk said.

And with that, Blitz led Dusk towards where he saw the portal.

Meanwhile in Mixel Land.

"Me greatest dig dig". Said Seismo.

"No, me greatest dig dig". Said Shuff.

"No, me greatest dig dig". Said Krader.

"Contest!!" The three Cragsters said in unison. "First to Electroid land wins." And with that they started their ‘dig dig’ contest.

"Me greatest dig dig!!" The three exclaimed, as they popped out of the ground in a cavern that was new to them.

"Who put hole here." Said Krader.

"Ooooohhh, shiny hole." Said Shuff as he pointed at a large oval shaped hole.

"Touch it!"

Then they touched it.

Meanwhile in Equestria Prime.

"That’s one weird portal". Said Twilight.
The two of them trotted over, eyeing the oval shaped portal and the screen above it nervously.

"Is that us?" Rainbow asked.

She pointed to the screen that held an image of them. But it wasn’t them. For the ponies on the screen were colts.

"Yes but those are mares." Said Dusk. "But why do they look so much like us?"

"I don’t know." Said Blitz. "But it’s weird."

"Are you scared?" Asked Dusk inquisitively.

"No!!!" Rainbow exclaimed defensively. "It’s just weird."

"It is." Agreed Twilight.

"Hey why are we being sucked in?" Asked Dusk.

"I don’t know but it’s getting faster!" Exclaimed Blitz.

They both screamed as they were sucked in through the portal.

……………. "Where are we?" Asked Dusk as he came to.

"Shut yer mouth changeling!" Said a female similar to Apple Jack.

"I’m not a changeling!" Yelled Dusk. "Those no good impersonators and their King Metamorphosis almost ruined my sister’s wedding with Prince Bolero!"

"Wait a minute." Said a female somehow similar to himself. "We should contact princess Celestia first before leaping to conclusions."

"Who’s princess Celestia. The only royalty I know are Prince Solaris, Prince Luno, and Prince Bolero, and when they hear about this, they’ll get me and Rainbow Blitz out of here, or my name isn’t Dusk Shine."

''Applejack and Rainbow Dash.'' The purple unicorn gestured to the Apple Jack looking one and the Rainbow Blitz looking one. ''Take them to the library so we can get aquatinted''. ''Spike, send a letter to the princess about what is happening.''

"Aye aye." Said the small Barb like dragon.

"Well let’s get acquainted." Said the purple unicorn as she trotted off towards the library.

Chapter 1: Letter to Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Celestia,

I recently investigated a portal that sprung up near the Everfree Forest with Rainbow Dash. When we found the portal there was a screen in front of it. On the screen we saw colt versions of ourselvs. When we aproached the portal the colt versions of ourselves flew out and slamed into a tree. When they came to, they started talking about ponies I have never heard of, not even Pinkie has heard of them. The names were; Dusk Shine, Rainbow Blitz, Prince Bolero, Price Luno, and Prince Solaris. have you heard of these ponies. It is ~~impear impeer~~ important that we find if these ponies are hostile.

Your faithful student,
-Twilight Sparkle

Princess Celestia wandered the throne room wondering what to do. She knew about the ponies in Twilight’s letter. But she did not know if Ponyville could handle it. The truth. The truth that we are not alone in the multiverse. The truth that there are other universes, thousands of them, maybe even millions. The truth that, Lyra the crazy musician, is not crazy after all. All these thoughts were interrupted when a hole appeared in the middle of the throne room, and two tall alicorns fell out.

Ah, Prince Solaris, Prince Luno, I have been expecting you Celestia said, her voice as calm as ever.

As have I. said the equaly calm voice of Solaris.

Can somepony tell me what in the name of my brother is going on. said Luno rashly.

Luno. said Solaris. You know that in your thousand years exile I have learned many things. A nod told Solaris to continue. One of those things is that there are many universes out there. One of those universes is our current one, known as Equestria Prime. And our origin universe is.

The opening of a portal stopped the discusion, one unicorn, a pegasus, two earth ponys, and three creatures with fire coming of their bodies in diferent locations fell out. The fire creatures startled the ponys and caused them to jump off in diferent directions.

Ah the Elements. said Solaris. But where are Dusk and Rainbow.

Thats what I have been atempting to tell you. said Celestia. They ended up in Ponyville. My student and her freinds, the local Elements have them at the Ponyville library. I will send a letter to her and we will be on our way. Cake?

Dear Twilight Sparkle, My faithful student,

I have recieved your letter and I am pleased to anounced that the ponies in question, Dusk Shine, and Rainbow Blitz are not hostile. However their arival means something is hapening with the balance of the multiverse. We have also encountered three creatures who call themselves the Infernites. They say they are looking for their freinds the Cragsters who have gone missing. Please keep this a secret between us, Equestria may not be able to handle this yet. However Lyra may be notified if you need be in emergencies. Luna and I will go down to Ponyville and help you investigate. Untill then I recomend finding, and containing the C.M.C.

Your mentor,
-Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Celestia,

We found guy usses.

Your faithful subjects,
The Cutie Mark Crusaders

Dear Princess Celestia,

We are in big trouble.

Your faithful subjects,
The entire town of Ponyville.

Chapter 2: We find Cubit

''What happen.'' said Krader. ''This not look like Mixel Land. There no Cocanapple trees.''

''No cocanapple?'' asked Seismo sorowfully.

''NO COCANAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' the entire Cragster tribe cried out in sorrow.

''Hey look.'' said Krader. ''Houses, maybye they have coconapple. CUBIT!!!!''

MIX!!!! A giant Three armed mixing bowl apeared and suddenly scooped up all the Cragsters and mixed them into a Max. A powerful mix made up of all the mixels in a tribe. MAX!! The Max roled into town and through an apple orchard untill it reached a small tree house with a ramp leading into it.

''I hope the princess is ok.'' woried Twilight. ''I don't know what is going on. And why did she mention Lyra. Lyra is obsessed with the mythological humans, and alternate dimensions. What does that have to do with anything, exept maybe the dimensions. But Lyra is crazy.''

''Twilight!'' said Rainbow Dash.

''Yeah, get ahold of yourself!'' said Spike.

''Can you untie us?'' Asked Dusk.

''Yeah, us too. said the C.M.C.'' and their guy counterparts in unison.

''No''. said Twilight. ''Not until the princess gets here''.

''There are rock creatures at our clubhouse.'' said Applebloom.

''Applebloom''! said Applejack. ''What have ah told ya about lying.''

''But its not.''

''Shhhhh.''

''But.''

''Shhhhh.''

Applebloom gave a sad face.

''Fine.'' said Applejack. ''we'll check it out later.''

''Princess.'' said Twilight. ''You have no idea how glad I am to see you. Who are those ponies behind you. And why are two of them alicorns?''

''I will explain once everypony is here, my faithfull student.'' Celestia said as the two prince's and four of Dimension 63's Element bearers walked in. ''I see that everypony is setled, now you all deserve an explanation.''

"So what you are saying is." Twilight said. That there are alternate dimentions and that two others are fuzing with our own."

"That is exactly what I said." said Celestia.

Celestia paced the room, thoughts swarming her like parasprites. She wondered why her subjects, and Solaris's, seemed to be taking this so well.

"Sister." asked Luna who had just entered the room after Celestia began talking. ''What troubles you? You have not been this silent scince before Discord's reighn so many years ago.''

"I am just woiried." said Celestia. "For one thing the moon tunned into a cookie macaroni hybrid, another is that."

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shouted a voice from nowhere.

"This is getting anoying." said Celestia. "Also somepony legaly changed my name to Princess Celest. The only way to stop this crazyness is to get the other dimensions back in the portal."

"Celestia." said Twilight "The portal is gone but we did find this." she held up a rainbow colored rectangle.

"Well then I guess we wil have to live with eachother untill we can get this sorted out. Everypony should live with their counterpart untill we can get this sorted out." said Celestia. "Meanwhile lets investigate that rectangle."

End of Intro story.

Chapter 3:Dawn of the Dashie

It has been a week since the incident with the portal. The town of ponyville had to be enlarged in order to accommodate the genderswapped versions of its residents. Overall things have been surprisingly smooth except for Lyra and Guyra's ranting about being right. The Mixels have had to be relocated, however, to a large clearing within the everfree forest.

The counterparts have actually been quite helpful in many cases:
Twilight and Dusk have managed to study half the library,
Fluttershy and Butterscotch were able to nurse Fluttershy's entire clinic back to health,
Applejack and Apple Jack were able to pick the entire orchard and plant half a new one.
Pinkie and Berry made the entire town smile, including Cranky, in 30 seconds.
Rarity and Elusive have been drumming up profits, and seem to have a thing for each other.

However not everypony is taking it as well as others, for instance, Dash and Blitz, they see each other as the ultimate challenge. They compete nonstop to be faster than the other. Despite the fact that they are the same pony just different genders.

We begin our story in the skies above ponyville.

Two rainbow colored blurs raced through the sky as they weaved in and out of clouds placed as obstacles to impede their progress.

"You can't beat me." said Rainbow Blitz. "I won the best young flyers competition."

"I think you're forgetting." Started Dash as she pulled ahead. "That I did too."

"Oh its on!" Exclaimed Blitz as he pulled up to meet her.

The two turned sharply downward as they both got ready to perform their signature move. The sonic Rainboom!
As they edged closer to 5 times the speed of sound a mach cone started to form around them. But because of their close proximity the two mach cones became one, just seconds before the Rainboom. These circumstances led to the ultimate rainboom. A larger explosion than a regular rainboom. However the explosion rocketed the two away from each other and towards the ground.

The two later woke up in a hospital. A week after they crashed.

"That was.... awesome!" The two exclaimed in unison.

"Awesome!?!?" Exclaimed Elusive "You could have been killed!"

"Now dear." Said Rarity.

" Dear? " said Rainbow Dash "how long have we been out?"

"About a week." Said Twilight. " luckily you are both in very good condition and can leave now, we were just waiting for you to come to. However you will both have to stay off your wings for another week. We've hired Flurr to keep your wings cool so they can heal and don't swell."

"Ugh." said Blitz. "Well we better get home."

" Yeah." Said Dash "Twi can you teleport us"

" Sure" Said Twilight as she teleported them to their respective houses, said structures now connected by a cloud bridge.

However, unknown to any of the hospital goers, the teleport activated some dormant dna within the two pegasi. Said pegasi went to rest in their respective beds, not knowing of the process happening inside them.

Author's Note

Speculate away about the process.