Your Pony and You: Welcome to the Human Empire

by Pony-Spartan-ICE-129

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Slice of Life, Human, Anthro, Main 6, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Other, Romance
Length: 6505

welcome to the Human Empire were anthro Ponies are nothing but mindless animals and the mane 6 land right in the middle of it, how will they survivor or will they die a horrible death read and find out!

man kind as spread across the stars and build a vast Empire and made many allies and enemies aliens all along the human boarders lines. About 5000 years ago an large number of mindless anthro animals appear out nowhere all over the Human Home world of Earth. Many were kept as pets and others not so lucky.
so what happens when six talking and intelligent anthro ponies land in mine, my sister's and (special guess) lives, well i will tell you, one hell of a ride.

All my little pony friendship is magic characters belong to Hasbro the oc's belong to me.
(front cover was made by me.)

Published 2014-10-07 15:10:08 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-21 23:55:07 UTC

Welcome to the Human Empire chapter 1

Sector: Unknown

Planet: Equest / home to 10+ difference beings.

Location: Equestria / Unknown

Time: Year 1012, Month Unknown, day Unknown, time Unknown.

1000 years ago Discord was defeated but not by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, so let me tell you the story of how two worlds became conned by the most unlikely of events.

Days before the final battle of Discord’s great defeat, Celestia and Luna fought against Discord all over Equestria, battle after battle undoing his chaos and freeing ponies form his evil for years. Discord knowing all too well that his days are numbered he made up a plan B if he failed stop Celestia and Luna, as they continued undoing all of his chaos. Discord wanted to break the Princesses sprits by attacking the one thing they vale greatly, their precious little ponies.

The first part of Discord’s plan was to create a large crystal cave inside of a mountain that was large enough to hold millions of ponies, the second
part of his plan were to make the ponies think that the crystal cave was his home and fortress, the final part of his plan was to keep out Celestia and Luna out of the cave.

Just hours before the final battle Discord looked down from the top of the mountain to see an army of millions of Ponies, Griffons and Minotaur’s marching against him. Some were armed with swords, spars, shields and were wearing armour, as of the others they were just civilians armed with pitchforks, touches and other tools and makeshift weapons. But Discord smiled at this as he also noticed that Celestia and Luna were not with them.

Putting his plan in to action, Discord moved himself to the crystal cave and leading the Ponies, Griffons and Minotaur’s in to his trap. Millions of brave but foolish Ponies, Griffons and Minotaur’s fell in to Discord’s trap, were all teleported to another dimension.
When Celestia and Luna arrived, Discord was already laughing at their failure to protect their Ponies and the others. Before Celestia and Luna could do anything the portal reopen and when a million or more unknown beings came through from the other side. The creatures hiss and growled at Discord, as if they knew it was him, who opened the portal.

In a second the creatures attacked Discord in pure rage as Discord tried to fight back but his chaos magic had no affect on the creatures, leaving Discord defenceless and at the mercy of the creatures. They ripped and tore at Discord’s flesh, until Discord was nothing but a pile of bones. After Discord was defeated… well death.

Celestia and Luna felt sorrow for them, all the creatures as were also innocent victims of Discord’s evil. Celestia and Luna looked at these beings and tried to reopen the portal to send the back, but failed again and again.

“Sister what should we do with them.” Luna said looking up to Celestia.

“I don’t know Luna, the energy from the portal as trapped their minds deep inside. And with that it has turned them more animal or primal stage.” Celestia said looking a female who was hissing and protecting the child that she held in her arms holding, form a pony guard who was trying to help her.

“Sister is there something we can do.” Luna asked hoping for an answer.

Celestia nodded and started to from a plan the plan was simple an easy, she told her and the Ponies to help the creatures by giving them food, medical attention and would help look after the creatures but try to keep them with the crystal cave as both Princess and a team of the most powerful unions try to set the minds free or find a way back home for them.

As the 5 years pasted the creatures slowly stopped acting like a mindless creatures and slowly became able to learn speak and understand what is being said, but it was not all good news.

Sadly when Luna fell in to darkness and became nightmare moon, the battle between Celestia and nightmare moon destroyed the research room in the castle of the alicorn sisters and with it the only hope of sending the creatures back was gone.

Sector: Unknown

Planet: Equest / home to 10+ difference beings.

Location: Equestria / Ponyville / Ponyville School.

Time: Year 2023, Month August 25th, Friday 2:56pm.

Present time

“And the creatures walk in the streets of very city or town of Equestria, child going to school, the adults work and paying the bills and so on and so forth, are what they call themselves Humans and they are just like you, me and everypony else.” Miss Cherilee finished the history of the Humans.

“Now, there are any questions?” Miss Cherilee asked her class. A few hands went up.

“Apple Bloom?” Cherilee said looking towards Apple Bloom.

“Do the Humans know there them came from?” Apple Broom asked.

“No, no-pony knows the answer not ever the Humans.” Cherilee said with a little bit of sadness in her voices as she looked back up towards the sea hands.

“Yes Diamond Tiara?” Cherilee said looking towards Diamond Tiara.

“Why, do we have to learn the stupid history of the Humans anyway?” Diamond Tiara said with the OMG I'm popular tone in her voice.

“Because Diamond Tiara, Humans are a part of our history and I'm guessing that some of you many not know is that Humans are 6 times stronger than an Earth Pony, can run 7 times faster than an Earth Pony and react 10 times faster than any pony, but the most dangerous thing about Humans is that they are uninfected by magic and if any of you try disrespect a Human, they with fight back and you will lose horribly.” Cherilee warned with a deadly serious tone.

The whole class was silence as Apple Bloom looked the window towards the Human’s school that was across the other side of the dirt-path knowing that, the most dangerous being in Equestria was living right next to them. Apple Bloom snap head towards the front of the class room as Cherilee started to speak again.

“But if you are kind to Humans as you are every other pony, they will treat you with kindness back. As the Humans say *an eye of an eye*”. Cherilee added.

Welcome to the Human Empire Chapter 1

Sector: Unknown

Planet: Equest / home to a 10+ difference beings.

Location: Equestria / Ponyville / Ponyville Market

Time: Year 2023, Month August 27th, Sunday 1:34pm.

It was a beautiful day in Equestria and the small town of Ponyville. The street is full of humans and ponies of different kinds and different colours. Some unicorns, some pegasi and some normal earth ponies. As the adults doing shopping here and there as some just chatted to one another or some going on a daily stroll around town. As for the fillies, colts, boy and girls played games in the sun.

But there was one particular alicorn that was running through in the streets. Carrying books in her hands while her saddle bag was filled with some scrolls and ink pots. Her name is Twilight Sparkle and she is the newly crowned Princess of friendship.

She has a long flowing purple mane and tail with a light pink and a dark pink stripe running through it. Her fur and wings were lavender in colour and was wearing her usual clothing, a purple t-shirt that hugged her body with a pair of dark blue jeans

"I have to get to the library! I just hope Spike was able to get the other girls for me!" she told herself while gracefully dodging other ponies and Humans.

2 minutes later

When Twilight had reached and entered the library, she was out of breath and was panting heavily. In front of her inside the library, 4 mares stood there with worried expression on their faces as Twilight closed the door. Those mares were Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and hyperactive pink bundle of mass, Pinkie Pie.

Twilight so heard the front door being reopened and the 5th mare of Twilight’s friends entered the library with a love-struck baby dragon followed behind her.

"Are you alright darling?" Rarity asked the panting alicorn as she closed the door. Rarity was wearing a light blue, single strap dress.

"Y-yeah... I'm fine. Just give a minute… to catch… my breath..." Twilight replied back.

“Would anypony like a cup of tea or coffee?” Spike asked as he started walking towards the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee.

“Oh a cup of tea would be lovely darling.” Rarity said making Spike blush.

“If you don’t mind a cup of green tea please.” Fluttershy whispered. Fluttershy was wearing a yellow jumper and a leg-long skirt. Spike nodded an ok to both mares showing that he heard them as he walked in to the kitchen and closed the door behind him.

A few seconds later, Twilight was back to normal, well not heavily panting anymore. Now on her face, was a huge grin that seemed to rival Pinkie’s.
(Nightmare fuel)

"Girls, I have great news!" Twilight exclaimed excitedly as she clapped her hands together.

"Now hold it right there sugarcube. What’s this news her talking about?" Applejack asked her friend. Applejack was wearing a pair of blue jeans and light brown tank top.

"Well, I just happened to recently learn a spell that can open a portal or wormholes for long distance travel! With this, we can go to Manehattan or Canterlot or Las Pegasus and so on, instead of taking the train we just use the portal." Twilight told her friends with a large smile on her face.

"Yay! Portals! I love portal 2! Is the portal goanna be blue or orange in colour? Like the game?" Pinkie asked her, seemingly able to reappear next to her. Pinkie was wearing a pink tank top and a pink short skirt.

[Damn it Pinkie. Equestria does not have the technology to have game consolals!]

“Awww. But I like that game.” Pinkie said as looked at the author.

“Pinkie who are you talking to?” Rainbow asked as she and the others could not hear or see the author.

[Sigh fine I will let you play it later but no more breaking the 4th wall, got it!]

“Oh just myself Dashie.” Pinkie said giving a wink to the author. (Face-desk)

"I not know Pinkie, but anyways, were you girls like go for today, Canterlot, Manehattan?” Twilight asked after a few second all the girls agreed on Canterlot.

“Ok, let’s give it a try.” Twilight then began to channel her magic, making her eyes glow white. All paper and quells the library started to fly about in the air, while some books started floating around.

"Are you sure this is safe Twilight?" Rainbow asked her, as she was trying to comfort Fluttershy who was scared and hid behind Rainbow.

“Yes, me and the Princess tested this.” Twilight said through gritted teeth, probably due to the spell being so bloody hard to cast.

After a while, Twilight stopped casting the spell due to utter exhaustion.

"I thought I… did that… right... it worked… before…" Twilight muttered in between breaths. Twilight slumped her head as she put her hands on her hips, thinking that all her hard work was of nothing, even though she was able to use it before, then she tested it with Princess Celestia. Luna got one hell of a surprise.

"Ah don't worry silly filly! You can do it next time!" Pinkie said to Twilight, reassuringly. However, that next time was right then and there. (PROBLEM? TROLL LOL LOL LOL)

The room then began to glow a dark purple as a black wormhole opened up in centre of the library and books were flying about, just as before only now it was more vigorous like a tornado.

As the portal that had just appeared in front of their very eyes, and it was pulling them into it. The girls tried to run or fly away from it but IT NO USE. The suction was too strong and soon, they were sucked Ito it, leaving nothing but an empty library and scattered book. It like this of a few seconds before a little dragon just walked in, carrying a tray with two cups of tea and a coffee.

"Celestia damn it Twilight. You could at least have waited for me." Spike said as he put the tray on the table. Spike quickly looked around the room and got a little annoyed.

"I just cleaned this room yesterday!" Spike said as he started to pick up books. Completely unaware that the girls were no longer in Equestria.

Sector: Milky Way Galaxy

Planet: Human home world of Earth

Location: White Wind City – Capital City of Earth, South district, Sector 09 – Family housing estate area, Apartment blocks D13, Top floor/ floor 50, Apartment 101.

Time: Year 9045, Month November 7th, Friday 7:30am.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! *SMACK*

“Fucking alarm clock. I wish I could shoot the bastard you invented them.” I said as I slow got up in my king size bed that I really don’t need. But the thing is of having very fuck rich parents is that they will not take no for an answer, when it come to their children.

I sighed as I got out of bed and made my way to the bathroom. I am not a morning person. After a quick and refreshing shower I went over to the sink and started brushing my teeth. Once I was finished, I looked at myself in the mirror.

I am 7ft tall and have a fairly muscular build. I have short cut jet-black hair, my cybernetic glowing light blue eyes and very lightly tanned skin. And I’m a 25 year old male of course.

After drying myself off and putting on a pair of boxers, pair black socks a plain black t-shirt and a pair of jeans and my sidearm holder with a full loaded pistol. I went down stair the kitchen. Looking around my apartment, that my parents paid for. It had black ceramic floors, white walls and one way glass ceiling. Your probably thinking why, well I like black and white.

Once I entered my kitchen, I turned the small kitchen TV on and changed the channel to the morning news, as I made myself a coffee.

“Another victory of the Human Empire yesterday as the 501st fleet churched the Crystal-tons fleet, in the Horse Head Nebular. The battle was long and intense but victory was ours thanks the brave men and women, fought in the battle and to those who gave their lives for freedom.” The guy on the news said as I made myself a coffee.

“Now over to Tyler, who is live at the scene.” The news guy said turned towards side to look at a big screen, what showed another guy who stood in what looked like a hugar on one of the warships.

“Thank you Michael.” Tyler said.

“So the news guy’s name is Michael… I was hoping for him to be called Bob, just for the LOLs.” I thought to myself as I took a sip of my coffee.

“As you can probably see, I'm on broad a warship, but I’ve told not to say what ship I on for many reasons.” Tyler said as walked towards a window showing a few dark gray warships moving in perfect formation through a graveyard of Crystal-tons warship… well what was left of them and I could see several fighters flying around some in formations and others flying around looking for enemy life-pods.

“And as you can see behind me Michael, there a lot of destroy enemy warships outside and if you see that some of our own ships have stained heavy damage from the fighting.” Tyler said as he point 3 out 5 ships that were in view were damaged. At this point I heard enough and turned the TV off.

I stood there for about 10 maybe 15 minutes leaning against the kitchen work-serfs as just drinking my coffee.

Soon my mobile phone started playing the Wings of Vi: The Bravery, of my sister’s ring tone for when she calls me. Three reasons, one it was free, two I like the game and three my sister is actually a winged angel so it would make scents to use music from a game that’s based on an angel.

“Hello.” I said as I answered the fucking thing. Yes I'm really happy to get a call from my sister at 8:16 in the morning, on my day off. She only ever calls me if what’s me to go out somewhere or do something, don’t get me wrong I love as a sister and only has a sister but sometimes I just what it stay at home on my days off.

“Hey bro. what’s up?” Nova said most probably had a smirk on her face. I looked up and replied.

“A one-way glass ceiling.” I said as I looked back to my coffee. I could hear Nova laughing a little on the other end of the phone.

“Very funny Spartan.” Nova said dripping with sarcasm and probably rolling her eyes.

“So what do you want?” I asked nicely as I could… what the caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet, so I'm grouchily. Nova hummed of a second as if she was trying to find the right words, then she spoke.

“Well I was in the area and…” Nova started to say.

“You’re at my front door.” I said cutting her off.

“Yep.” She said happily and probably with a shit eating grin.

I hung up the phone, put down my empty cup and walked out of my kitchen to my front door. Pulling out my door’s key card, I unlocked the door and opened it. And she just standing there, holding a pizza box.

Nova was about 6ft 9in tall, purple eyes, her skin was a light blue colour which means she an angel of water, her hair was black that had been dip-dyed dark blue, her body was curved in all the right places… I not said that like my sister like that because that just is plain wrong on so many levels. What I saying is that when a girl or woman get turned in to an angel, they body completely changes to mirror a goddesses in beauty and in strength, and for you sick fucks her breasts are a pair Ds. And of course they grow large wings that almost reaches the floor. But out of all of that there this one thing that is always going to be funny that all angels get is that 2 inch long wolf / cat / fox like ears, it said that angels have ears like that so they can hear any RIFS that are going to open nearby form the demon world that happen to open up on Earth every now and then… I just think is just for a laugh.

And she was wearing a gray jumper with the Halo 5 UNSC symbol painted in blue on the front of it, yes she a Halo fan, she was also wearing a pair of green-camo jeans and she wearing a pair of blue and black Lonsdale London trainers.

“Morning.” Nova said with a shit eating grin. She knows all too well that I not a morning person… that means she just here to annoy me.

“Come on in.” I said stepping aside to let her pass. Nova smiled as she walked passed me and headed towards the living room. I closed the door and followed her.

“So how who have you been?” Nova asked as she sat down on my black leather semi-circle sofa.

“Fine, just tired.” I said as I joined Nova on the sofa.

“I can tell, overtime at work?” Nova asked as she put the pizza box on the coffee table.

“Yes.” I said as I pinched the bridge of my nose. So you know I work as a Security Guard at White Heart Stadium the only 10,000 people large stadium in the South district of White Wind City, were pop-stars, rock bands and so on, perform on stage. I removed my hand form my face and I looked at Nova saw her open the pizza box, I was about to say something but she spoke first.

“Well I know that you usually don’t make or have breakfast until about 9:00 to 9:30 so I bout breakfast for the both of us.” Nova said as she took a slice. “It bacon, chicken, beef and BBQ your favourite.” Nova finished as she sang the last bit, as she took a bit of her slice.

“Yes, but who the hell as pizza this early in the morning.” I said as I looked at her with an eyebrow raised. Nova swallowed her mouthful before she spoke.

“Well you’re looking at one of them.” Nova said as she took another bite of her slice.

“What the hell.” I said as I took a slice. I was about to bite in to it but stopped myself and turned towards Nova.

“So how much do I owe you?” I asked. Nova shook her head.

“It’s all on me Spartan, you not own me a single credit.” Nova said giving me a gently smile. I smiled back at her with a nod and I took a bite of the pizza.

We both ate in silent as I turned the living room TV on and we watched a movie form “Sky Demand.” After we finished the pizza, me and Nova started some idle chatter about what has happened over the last 2 weeks as the TV played in the background.

“…and that when I impaled the last demon with one of my ice-spears.” Nova said as she finished telling me about the demons that she and 5 other friends fought, 5 days ago. It was on the news but I haven’t heard it from Nova point of view.

“Good thing that the local shopping centre as a group angels that shop very Wednesday.” I said as knowing all too well Nova and her friends shop there at 9:30am to 8:45pm very Wednesday, as if it was like clockwork.

“It was just lucky that me and my friends were at the shopping centre that day, or someone would have been killed.” Nova said as her eyes looked down, avoiding eye contact with a sad look on her face and had tears build in the corner of her eyes, and her ears flatten to the side of her head. I sighed as pulled Nova in to a gently hug.

“I could have saved them.” Nova whispered out as I saw a tear run down her cheek. I sighed again as I knew what she was talking about. A little more that 3 months ago, there was a demon attack at a children ball park play centre, were Nova works at part-time. As Nova was the only angel there, she was heavily outnumbered, Nova killed as many demons as she could but some of them got a group of children trapped in the corner. She just couldn’t get to them in time. By the time more angels arrived, Nova had killed 22 demons out of 34 demons. At the end of it 47 people and 1 angel were killed out of the 47 people 43 were children.

“You can’t blame yourself, it was out of your control and you did everything you could.” I said as I gently hugged my sister trying to comfort her. She had been like this since that day consterly blaming herself for their deaths. And she always forgets that she was wounded as well form the fighting. Nova was in the hospital for a week with a broken left wing, 6 cracked ribs, a cracked right eye socket, a broken left arm, several cracks the sides and top of her skull, and shit ton of cuts and deep gashes all over her body. By the way angels heal extremely quickly.

“I could have saved more, could have.” Nova said as she cried in to my solder. I need to get her to forget about… she going hate me after this. I quickly held Nova close to me so she couldn’t escape.

“Wait what are you doing?” Nova said in a demanding tone as I very quickly dug my fingers down her spine, making her wings lock up. Nova gasped as she felt my fingers go down her and her wings locking up.

“YOU ASSHOLE!” Nova yelled as she broke free from my grip.

“I so fucking dead.” I thought as I tried to run but I instilly froze like a statue and I felt really cold. The only thing that could move was my eyes and mouth. I could see my right arm out of the corner of my eye but I looked more closely at it and I could see that my whole arm was covered in a thin but strong layer of ice.

“Asshole!” Nova said before… *Smack* *Smash* *Thud* and *Blackout*

About 3 Hours later, you try and track time when you get knocked the fuck out.

“Ouch!” I mumbled as I put a hand to the back of my skull.

“Oh, you’re awake.” Nova said as I could hear her walking towards me.

“I slowly sat up as I continued rubbing the back of my head.” Once I was up right I opened my eyes and saw that I was on my sofa and that Nova was standing in front of me holding a tray with two cups on it.

“What the hell happened?” I said as I continued rubbing the back of my frobing skull. Nova put the tray down to the coffee table and sat down on the sofa next to me.

“What do you remember Spartan?” Nova asked me as she made a small fabric square out of ice and handed it to me.

“Why?” I asked as I glared at my sister who had a guilty a *he is going to be so pissed when he finds out* look on her face.

“Oh… er… I was… er… making sure that… you… erm…” Nova continued to stutter. Wow you can’t lie for shit Nova. She continued stuttering trying to make up a good lie on the spot and she was failing horrible.

“I know you punched my lights out Nova.” I said as I foaled the square of ice and put it on the behind my head. Nova’s face fell to a *oh shit, what do I do now* look and to tell you the truth it is fun as hell.

“Look I am sorry, I know you were trying to help me and I shouldn’t have hit you for that, ok sorry, I’m sorry.” Nova said as she looked at her hands in her lap. I can see that she is trying avoid looking me in the eyes, but…

“Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…” I started to laughing that confused my sister greatly as she gave me a very odd *what the fuck* look. But very soon my sister’s lips started curving in to a smile.

“What is so funny?” Nova asked me as she tried her hardest not to laugh.

“Well, to tell you the truth… Ha, Ha, I don’t fucking know, Ha, Ha, Ha.” I said. Well to you, readers the truth it was my sisters *I am so sorry* look on her face that was funny, she looks like a puppy dog that’s being told off, Ha, Ha, Ha, it’s so unnatural to her its fucking funny, Ha, Ha, Ha, lord I am a evil brother.

Very soon Nova was laughing with me even though she had no Idea why I was laughing for. Soon me and Nova were laughing so hard and uncontrollability that Nova was holding her sides of her ribs. As for me all the pain at the back of my head I felt was gone and my cheeks started to hurt now.

About 10 minutes later me and Nova our laughter started to die down as both of us were out of breath and holding our ribs.

Tripe Baka started to play on my phone and I knew who was calling me. I pulled my phone from my pocket and answered it as Nova was on the
floor trying to control her breathing.

“Hello, Miss Miku.” I answered sounding professional as I can… well she is my pay check and not in that way.

“I told you not to call me ‘miss’ when you are off duty. Just Miku is fine.” Miku said to me form the other end of the phone. And yes she is the one and only vocaloid android Hatsune Miku.

Well for you readers Hatsune Miku in this story is one of 21 Miku copies out there on Earth and yes there are different vocaloid androids like Kaito, Meiko, Kagamine Rin and Len, Megurine Luka, Akita Neru and so on and so forth I mean really I be here all day naming all the vocaloids but cut short these a lot of them ok, 62,000 of them that including the 10 to 20 copies of each vocaloid. Miku is a half organic, half machine amine looking humanoid android. Her body is made up of lab-grown organs (heart, lungs, stomach, liver, kidneys, intestine, and reproductive organs etc…) inside a light, bone like metal skeleton, which has break point like or the same as real bone. Her muscles and tendons are all synthetic but look and feel real. Her brain and eyes are cybernetic. Miku’s skin is an artificial flesh like tissue that covers her synthetic muscles and metal skeleton from head to toe but leaves an soft, even but firm, self repairing skin like humans, it is usually about 0.2cm thick in some areas and 0.05cm thin in other areas and of course her skin is a light colour to it. Her hair is like humans as grows and so on but she can control how long and how fast it will grow, but she will always have turquoise/blue coloured hair.

“Sorry just habit, so are you ok.” I asked knowing that like Nova, Miku never calls me unless these something wrong or she needs help with something. I don’t mind helping, she been a good and close friend for years.

“Well I speak to you, in privately.” Miku said sounding very nerves. I was about to speak again but I heard something in the background on Miku side of the phone. It sounded like someone was having argument.

“Miku, who is that in the background?” I asked as I got concerned about Miku’s safety. I heard Miku sigh on her side, almost like she was hoping that I would not notice.

“It my manger again, he’s on his phone in the other room.” Miku said sounding 100% pissed off about him. What has he done to piss her off? … Wait…

“Miku, is he not at your apartment is he?” I asked worried as all hell. Because the last manger got drunk, broke in to Miku’s apartment and tried to force her Miku to had sex with him. But when the asshole broke in, Miku call me striate away, I was ready in full Security Guard armour and at Miku’s home within 5 minutes along with 4 police units that I called. When we got inside we found Miku pinned to the ground by the manger with one of his hands on her throat holding her down and the other hand trying to rip her clothes off. At this point I have lost all control within a second I ran up to the manger and pulled him off of Miku and broke his hand at was on her throat and punched him hard enough to break his nose, upper jaw and all of his front teeth were smashed. The police pulled me off of him before I could do any more damage to him. Miku soft cries brought me back to reality, as at her side in a heartbeat. Miku was ok but a bit shaken and red mark on her neck.

“Hell no, I am at the management offices in the stadium, do you really think I would let my manger anyway near my home after that other fucker tried to do to me.” Miku said in a tone that made me know that I had hit a nerve that I shouldn’t. In other words now she is piss off with me.

“Sorry, I just worried.” I said quickly as I could. Please don’t be fucked off me please. I heard Miku sigh and there was silent for a minute or two, before Miku spoke up.

“It fine, anyway I need to talk to you and only you, alone.” Miku said trying to change the subject and sounding worried again. I what to why but I decided to just go with what she wanted.

“Alright, is my apartment ok?” I asked.

“Yes, I was actually hoping for that.” Miku said sounding very happy I think, but why was she hoping to talk to me at my place. I was ask her but I was intruded by I believe Miku’s manger calling her.

‘Miku can you come here?’ “Ok, gave me a second. See you in an hour time, is ok?” Miku asked. Yep that’s Miku’s manger calling her in the background.

“Yeah, it fine. So see you in an hour.” I reply as a small smile appeared on my face.

“Ok bye.” Miku said in a cheerily tone, well she happy that’s a good sign.

“Bye.” I replied back and with that Miku hug up the phone. I remove my phone from my ear and looked over at Nova, who had a sly grin on her face. Ok what the hell up with her.

“Ok, what is it?” I asked with an eye brow cocked. Nova’s grin just wider, before she spoke.

“Well, should I leave you and Miku alone?” Nova said as she giggled a little bit at the end. What the fuck Nova.

“What the fuck, Nova? Me and Miku are just close friends. Anyway I think she like that Kaito unit, in her group.” I informed Nova, yes it would be nice to be in a relationship with Miku but at the same time I just don’t know.

“Well what if I told you a little love secret about Miku?” Nova said in a teasing voice. Don’t do it, don’t ask, don’t even open your fucking mouth.

“What love secret?” I asked and striate away I fucked up, lord fucking damn it fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, why did I open my mouth?

“Well if you really what to know, who Miku loves?” Nova asked me. I just nodded my head very slowly try to residents but the thing is I really, really what to know who Miku loves or fancies.

“Well Miku fancies…” Nova was cut off by an explosion happens behinds us, that is strong enough to through me and Nova off the sofa. Both me and Nova got to our feel as quickly as we could to face were the explosion was. So this is a RIF looks like a glowing, dark purple wormhole.

“I thought RIFs were red and orange in colour.” I asked Nova, yelled over the howling wind the wormhole was making. Nova looked at me.

“They are. This is not a Demon RIF.” Nova yelled and sounded very confused as she readied her ice powers and as for me, I pulled out my M9 Security Combat plasma pistol. My pistol as two modes stun and kill, I switched to kill. Both of us ready for battle.
Well we were ready but we got very fucking confused when six anthro-pets fell through the RIF, face first and in a pile, as the RIF closed behind them.

Anthro-pet 1: “Ouch!”

Anthro-pet 2: “Why did it have to hurt?”

Anthro-pet 3: “Is my mane ok?”

Anthro-pet 4: “Who on top of me?”

Anthro-pet 5: “Sorry that’s, me.”

Anthro-pet 6: “What when wrong?”

What the hell the fucking animals spoke, they fucking spoke. I gripped my handgun a little tighter, as was unsure what was going to happen.
I could feel the tension in the air like a cold wind, and no it wasn’t because my sister, summoned her ice armour. How it works you ask, well I have no fucking idea, Nova can tell you readers later. Alright where was I, oh yes pointing my gun at the animals… wow that’s something you don’t hear every day.

They slowly and shakily got up on to their hoofs. But none of them notices me and Nova, until the pink one, with the pink mane, pink tail, and pink clothes. That a lot of fucking pink. Looked at me and Nova, and waved at us.

“Hi.” Was the only word it got out before Nova throw a shit storm of ice right at them. Within less of a second Nova had all six of the animals pinned against the wall, encasing their whole bodies in ice. Well not the head but Nova had six ice spears pointed, an inch form at each of their heads.
Me and Nova slowly walked up to them as Nova had her ice powers ready and I still had my gun pointed at them.

“Alright, you six better start explaining who you are and why you are here? Or I will freeze your blood and rip it out of you!” Nova said in a demanding voice, with eyes growing white and narrowed.

The purple one looked at all the others as if she was considering the safety of the others and then back to me and Nova.

“What do you what to know?” She spoke trying to sound calm but her voice was trembling.

“Well you can start from the being.” I said pointing pistol at her with my sights aimed right between her eyes.

To Be Continued...

Next time…

Twilight: I am the Princess of Friendship…

Miku: I love…

Rainbow: so we are just animals on this planet?

Spartan: We are already at war…

Author's Note

Hi guys sorry the rewrite took so long but i had very little time on my hands on a good day so i will try to write a new chapter every 2-3 months i know that's a long ass wait but i just don't have the time to write these chapters on a drop of a penny. but i will try to get chapters out soon if i have time.

p.s. i made a list a games and movie referents all in the chapter try and find them all and good luck.