Search for Tavi

by derpydad

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Human, Comedy
Length: 4267

human teleported to equestria makes the best of it clop ensues

Saturday morning, while watching MLP; I was putting my coffee on top of the tv, then BANG! It happened. I was teleported to Equestria. What will I do in a world of colorful talking ponies, where all the mares really have a human fetish (including Octavia)?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-10 06:43:11 UTC

wired

10:30 am: almost time. Its saturday morning, and the only thing worth watching on tv (at least for a brony) is about to start. I run into the kitchen as the coffee just finishes brewing; the last drops dripping into the canister. The aroma of the fresh brew is intoxicating. I grab some milk out of the fridge and a clean mug from the cabinet. After that long first sip of heaven its back to the couch and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Thomas. I'm a programmer/video game developer, and of course a brony. But enough about me.

As I enter the living room, most of that wonderful caffeinated goodness ends up on the floor. The tv is on but the cable isn't. "This can't be happening." I whisper. I try turning the remote on and off then on again; nothing. I look at the power cord; plugged in as usual. This is what we get for letting the corrupt criminals known as the U.S.Congress sell off the airwaves to their cronies.

I look at the cable box then wonder; if I unscrew the coaxial cable and check it for dust, it might help. As I start to unscrew the white cable-

*POP*

The cable gave off a blinding blue flash. Okay. Never done that before. The cable is standing by itself like a cobra ready to pounce. The blue energy from the flash wrapped around my arm, slowly pulling me toward...what?. As my arm comes in contact I can see bits of myself literally being ripped off of my body. Particles, electrons, neutrons, and protons that used to make up who I am are now being pulled off of my body and apparently into the cable itself, like something from a science fiction movie. I'm being beamed somewhere. As my entire arm seems to disintegrate, the blue energy or whatever it is wraps its fuzzy power around the rest of my body.

"Vinyl, do you have the ticket for the Gala tonight?" Asked the sleek grey mare.

"UHH ticket, Tavi?"

"Yes I left it for you on the table in the living room. Did you find it?"

Octavia stared at Vinyl; that usual 'she did it again' look on her face. and as usual DJ Pon 3 also known as Vinyl Scratch to her friends her trademark rose colored glasses covering her usual I don't know what your talking about look.Vinyl I went to the trouble of getting you a ticket as my guest for the Grand Galloping Gala the least you could do is make sure its secure

uh - oh sorry Octy said Vinyl

PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT Octavia could feel her blood boil at the very mention of the nick name she had so come to hate so much, she took a deep calming breath please try to be there on time for once pleaded Octavia I'm playing for Princess Celestia and Princess Luna  this will be my greatest performance ever this is what I have worked my entire life for a chance to play for the royal family at the gala i'm going to rehearsal could you please put the ticket somewhere safe and please PLEASE be on time for once.

Err no sweat octy vinyls lips curled into a smile seeing Octavias face turn red VINYL Octavia screamed, I love you Tavi said vinyl as Octavia stormed into the bedroom to retrieve her most prized possession her cello, given to her by her parents when she graduated from college Octavia even at her young age has become the greatest cellist Equestria has ever seen and the youngest to ever play on the main stage in the ballroom at the Grand Galloping Gala this would be her best night ever.

As i opened my eyes the realization came to me that i was no longer in my living room or even in my house i could feel the blades of grass poking me in the back the smell of fragrant wild flowers filled my senses as i looked down at my feet there was some sort of screen there apparently how i arrived wherever this place is as i looked around slowly my mind seemed to be one step behind or having a hard time processing exactly what my eyes were seeing  it was so familiar medieval houses with heavy timbers and overhanging second floors under thick thatched roofs.One block down was SugarCube corner and in the middle of the town was the Golden Oaks Library OH MY GOD IM IN EQUESTRIA.

Octavia ran through the crowded streets of canterlot tears streaming down her cheeks. How could this have happened this was her life's work ruined in one night no one song. Why didn't the royal guards escort that psychotic pink pony away why did Princess Celestia allow her up on the stage why was she allowed to interrupt the quartet right in the middle of a set and force them to play the PONY POKEY a foals song. Octavia just ran not knowing exactly where she was going as long as it was away from that place the royal castle a place she had dreamed about for her entire life GONE in an instant like dust in the wind.

The gala was destroyed ruined after that stampede of animals brought in by that pink ponies friend that small yellow pony with a pink mane.

Her cello her most prized possession damaged and scratched like her dreams.

Octavia felt weak she fell to the ground she felt sick she vomited  in the gutter feeling slightly less nauseated she tried get her hooves under her but fell back to the ground. She sat there watching ponies well dressed coming from the gala they were talking about her, did you see the cellest whats her name Octavia what a disaster said one of the ponies someone She knew slightly FancyPants one of the Canterlot elite, the snobs who turn their noses up at everything to make themselves look better.

Sir Sonata will never invite her to play at the gala again said Fancy Pants to his group of friends.

Octavia couldn't take anymore, she galloped as fast as she could back toward their apartment and to Vinyl .She just wanted to fall into Vinyls arms and feel warm and safe she wanted to feel the warmth of Vinyls heart against hers and have her soulmates ear to cry in .

As she reached the street where they lived her pace quickened. Octavia fumbled with her keys eventually opening both locks on the outside door, she ran into the elevator pounding on the button as she reached her floor octavia took a deep breath her first sigh of relief she opened the door to the apartment  ! the keys fell to the floor

Octavia stood there jaw agape staring unable to believe the betrayal she was seeing there was her love Vinyl scratch in the 69 position with another mare her lips covered in sweet mare honey.

first impressions

WHAT THE ACTUAL BUCK VINYL!! as traumatized as Octavia felt rage quickly consumed her the events of the night the gala that pink pony the pony pokey the stampede VANISHED into thin air  Octavia was completely focused there was Vinyl Scratch her friend lover the pony she had just ran to to feel safe and secure the pony she wanted to share her soul with is in the 69 position with Beauty Bass another so called friend and colleague from the symphonic orchestra.Tavi i'm so sorry started Vinyl SHUT THE BUCK UP it wasnt a scream it was a low guttural growl I buy you a ticket to the gala to share the best night of my life with you and find you in bed with this cheap whore you  SACK OF SHIT Vinyl tried to back away but Octavia closed the gap everytime Vinyl tried to get away Vinyl reached out to the lamp table next to the couch for her signature shades but Octavia crushed them quickly with one swift blow of her hoof Beauty Bass quickly grabbed her belongings and ran out of the apartment galloping as fast as she could she headed for the main avenue there about two blocks down was a royal guard Beauty was out of breath her lungs burning from the cold night air almost falling on the guard she grabbed the guards shoulder whispering in his ear COME QUICK SHES GOING TO KILL HER.  As I tried to come to grips with this new revelation about my whereabouts a mint green unicon galloped up to me with a cocky smile on her face as a brony i knew who this was Lyra and what she had in mind but this presented a rare opportunity an opportunity for a introduction MY LOVE I WANT TO RUT YOU said Lyra before she could finish two other mares Roseluck and Berry Punch both charged at Lyra he mine screamed Berry no he's mine shouted Rose as a loud argument over who i would rut started Fluttershy timidly approached IF ITS OK I'D LIKE TO RUT YOU SHE SAID with this about a dozen mares surrounded me all wanting the same thing a good rutting.Before things got too out of hand i turned to Lyra hey do you know  Octavia Philharmonica i said  there was a pregnant pause (true in Lyras case i guess) I could feel myself getting hard as a rock Lyra just looked surprised at the question sh-sure she slowly said shes playing at the grand Galloping Gala tonight before she could finish her thought i quickly added i was hoping you could introduce me to her huge smile on my face You realize shes with some mare said Lyra oh i heard its an "open" relationship i laughed open as in Vinyl jumps on whoever's legs are open lyra giggled yea as long as its a mare what about Octavia i asked oh Tavi goes both ways as long as it advances her career giggled Lyra shes not what you'd call easy but shes been with some of the high top high society this town stallion or mare my kind of mare i laughed well shes really busy to night with the gala and all said Lyra but when we wake up tomorrow we can take the early train to Canterlot or have some morning fun then take the noon train i knew exactly what Lyra was getting at so lets get something to eat and go back to your place i said do you really want to eat said Lyra mmmm i purred what i want to eat we can enjoy together Lyra jumped into my arms i pressed my lips against hers both opening our mouths so our tongues could explore as i swirled my tongue around in Lyras mouth the allure of her scent was starting to become like fine perfume i reached under her tail and gently stroked her mare hood covering my fingers in her juices as we finally broke the kiss i put a finger in my mouth  tasteing Lyras sweet juice .TAVI PLEASE Octavia swung with a right uppercut catching vinyl in the jaw sending her sprawling to the floor let me explain squeaked Vinyl as Octavia caught her with a left cross right between the eyes sending her head slamming into the leg of the living room table Vinyl curled herself into a ball it was all she could do against the onslaught STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM YOUR UNDER ARREST Octavia spun around to see two royal guards swords drawn one holding a pair of hoof cuffs can today get any worse thought Octavia my performance before the royal princesses was ruined my cello was destroyed  like my relationship with Vinyl and now i'm going to jail the guards cuffed octavia and escorted her to a waiting wagon it was a metal box with no windows and a heavy steel door on wheels as they drove away Octavia broke down sobbing she couldnt stop she didnt want to stop this was the lowest point in her life. When Lyra and i reached her home is was almost dusk Celestias sun was setting and lunas moon was starting to rise as we walked in i gently kissed Lyra feeling her warm body next to mine there was a slight height difference but it didn't matter i stroked her long mane taking in its soft texture  as we parted the kiss i whispered to her are you sure no ones going to walk in on us she giggled Oh Bon Bon really doesn't mind if she comes home we can just have a threesome i pulled her into a hug feeling her soft fur I know some humans back home wouldn't approve of a cross species relationship but Lyra is a smart intelligent mare who can give and receive love who can talk and share the most intimate feelings to hell with closed minded humans i thought i followed lyra upstairs to the bed room the ceilings were incredibly low as the house was not made for humans Lyra pulled close to me she took my hand in her hoof we lay down on the bed together i pressed my lips against hers our tongues met entering each other's mouths starting a duet take your clothes off she whispered through the kiss our lips parted i sat up on the bed pulling off my shirt then untying my boots Lyra was fascinated she asked what are those i giggled there kinda like hooves for humans i said Lyra put her hind legs into my boots trying to stand and walk around i was trying my hardest not to laugh but A PONY IN BOOTS!!  Lyra shot me a dirty look i was really really having a hard time not laughing she giggled walking back over to me she slipped my boots off i unbuttoned my jeans pulling them and my underwear off them slipping off my socks i looked into Lyras eyes we lay back on the bed Lyra rested her head on my chest smiling she whispered let me give you a present she leaned back over me running her tongue up my long hard member from the base to the tip mmm my senses were exploding it felt fantastic as Lyra gently nuzzled my tip she opened her mouth going all the way down on me taking in my entire rod she gagged a little bobbing slowly up and down on my rod her warm wet tongue bringing closer and closer to the edge my entire body quivered and shook my hips lifting into the air rock hard i gasped for air wracked by the intense orgasm shooting thick rope after rope of my seed in lyras mouth let me return the favor i whispered running my tongue down Lyras belly i nuzzled her tits gently kissing them her nipples were like hard rubber erasers i spread Lyras hind legs apart running my tongue along her soft underside until i reached her vagina kissing her sweet marehood she was already soaking wet i licked her sweet mare juice swallowing as much as i could running my tongue up and down her slit parting her labia with my tongue i softly licked her lips more of Lyras sweet mare nectar filled my mouth pushing my tongue as deeply into Lyras  marehood as i could i ran my tongue around flicking it in different directions finally find her clitoris lyra was right on the verge sweet vaginal fluids filled my mouth i teased her clit harder and harder Lyras pussy was wide open i pushed my tongue inside of her body she moaned deeply lyra was intently staring at my rock hard cock as our eyes met she gently whispered FUCK ME  i gently pulled my tongue out of lyra climbing over her our lips met in a deep long kiss  as i gently teased lyras pussy lips with the tip of my dick completely coating it in her love juices pushing between her clit lips i pushed the tip of my rod against her clitoris Lyra moaned in ecstasy push it in she moaned  give me your seed make me pregnant i pushed against her soaked entrance gently entering her i worked it around inside her until i was fully seated inside of her i thrusted in and out of her using my finger to guide her clit along my ramrod her pussy clamped tight around my dick in orgasmic bliss as i shot load after load of my seed into her exausted i wraped my legs tightly aouund Lyra and she wrapped her hind legs tightly aound my back so i wouldnt come out of her while we slept laying her head  on my chest lyra had a huge smile on her face i gently kissed her colt or fillie i asked ? she lovingly looked at me i love you she said  and i'm in love with you and will always be there for you i whispered to her we closed our eyes and fell asleep

sprung

the next morning as i opened my eyes i could feel Lyras tight pussy clamped around my dick her warm body snuggled close to mine hooves and feet interlocked around each other Lyras head was still nestled in my chest big smile on her face i gently brushed her mane giving her the lightest kiss on her head smuggling closer to her i thought why not make this a great morning for my new love i began thrusting my cock in and out of Lyra very gently trying not to wake her i wanted this to be a nice surprise for her  using my finger i guided my member gently against her clitoris Lyra moaned i began pumping harder Lyra rolled so i was on top of her her pussy wet with sweet mare juice i knew she was getting close i gently used my finger to make sure my ramrod was in full contact with her clit pumping harder and harder Lyra was alternating between moans and gasping her pussy clamped tight like a vice around my dick she screamed wracked by the massive orgasim we lay there gasping staring into Lyras eyes we kissed our tongues dancing together as we broke away i hugged Lyras as tight as i could i love you i said to her and i love you she said we lay back down and went back to sleep later around eleven we got up as i slipped my clothes back on Lyra went downstairs and made us two bowls of hot oatmeal for breakfast Lyra had  strange look as we sat at the table what's wrong i asked Why do want to meet Octavia she asked i reached across the table taking her hooves in my hands Lyra this might be my only chance how often does someone from my world actually get to visit Equestria? mmm quite often she answered quickly Lyra giggled at the shocked expression on my face Y- Yo You mean i'm not the first human in Equestria?? this was a revelation here i thought i was the first the only human ever to set foot in this land  Nope said Lyra there are about five or six couples now i think two got married last year  i know at least five little colt foals have been born WHAT Lyra giggled harder the more shocked i looked  Y - you mean they actually had  FOALS Yup said Lyra and with the shortage of stallions and colts around here the princesses wish more of you would settle here if you really want to meet Tavi we should get to the station we cleaned off our bowls and walked to the station catching the 12:15 Pm to Canterlot. about an hour and a half later as the train rolled across the verdant green fields past mountains and streams i could finally see our destination Canterlot City. Octavia sat in the small cell staring at the wall pondering her future a wave of hopelessness crashing over her the heavy wall she had built over the years to contain her emotions like that of the cell itself came crashing down around her after the events of the gala she would probably never set foot in a concert hall as a performer in Canterlot ever again and after the events at the apartment she might spend the next several years in prison she sat on the floor sobbing she knew she had lost everything she was completely alone. After the train arrived in Canterlot Lyra and i walked up the steep hilly streets toward Octavias apartment there were shops everywhere as in most large cities and hundreds no thousands of ponies its very different from the show medieval buildings pressed up against each other as far as you could see the area around the station as you would expect is a little seedy but as you get closer to the center of the city it changes fashion boutiques, banks, art galleries, fancy restaurants and small cafes, trendy shops selling all kinds of wares i tried to imagine Octavia walking around the cobblestone streets of this very cosmopolitan city she called home and it was easy to understand why she wanted no had to live here after about twenty minutes we were standing in front of a neatly kept apartment building the small hedges near the door were manicured and the building itself although not fancy was upscale as we walked up to the door a gruff looking pony with an old tool belt was walking out hey Mike said Lyra Mike was the superintendent if it was broke he could fix it Tavi around ? UH OH guess you didn't hear about the fight Lyra Tavi came home last night and caught Vinyl uh- fooling around Tavi really let her have it Vinyls in the hospital and the Guards arrested Tavi Lyras jaw hit the ground V-VInyl ? think shes got a broken jaw said mike i'm going to see her a little later which guard station did they take Tavi to asked Lyra third district said Mike you know it yea said Lyra we bailed Vinyl out of there plenty of times. I HATE COPS i grumbled, for the last time there members of the Royal guard  and shut up and let me do the talking you're not exactly here legally Lyra said giving me a stern look yea ok but they better not bust your chops Lyra quizzically looked at me what does that mean u- uh  it's sort of like don't give you a hard time i answered .We walked into the stationhouse of the Equestrian Royal guard can I help you said the guard at the desk bail out Lyra answered quickly the guard just pointed down a long corridor to a glass window Octavia Plillimonica Lyra said the the guard behind the glass window he handed her some paperwork and we sat down on a wooden bench after about twenty minutes of writing we paid the bail and sat back down minutes ticked by like hours its funny you see the same posters on the wall  in a Royal Guard station as when you bail out a buddy in our world funny how things really aren't that different finally a door opened my jaw hit the floor there she was Octavia standing there those beautiful lavender eyes bloodshot from crying mane disheveled and hanging in bits over her face her short course grey fur ruff and messy your sprung said the guard behind the window to Octavia step up and collect your belongings Octavia tried to walk to the window her legs to shaky she collapsed TAVI we both shrieked running to her i turned to Lyra she's in shock we should get her to the hospital

bite this

She needs a stiff drink shot back Lyra as I sat on the floor of the guard station holding Octavias head against my chest I could feel her warm breath on my cheek NOT LIKE THIS this isn't how I imagined this guess life is like one of Princess Lunas bat ponies it bites. We helped Octavia up on her hooves and collected her belongings from the guard at the window then slowly we walked down that long corridor to the front door of the station and out into the sunlight. The avenues was full of ponies working, shopping, sitting at cafes drinking tea and coffee and chatting ponies rushing to go SOMEWHERE ?. The one thing we really needed  a bar wasn't open yet. So we headed back toward Octavias.The avenues are wide lined with carts in front of more shops we walked slowly letting Octavia lean against us for support after about ten minutes we arrived back at Octavias apartment Mike the super was still outside "Hey Tavi just got out of the pony pokey" he laughed"can it Mike" I growled back shooting him a dirty look "hey can you get the door for us" Mike unlocked the outside door and we walked into the lobby. Octavia fumbled with her keys the three of us walked into the apartment we got Octavia on the couch looking around I finally found the object of my search the fifty year old single malt scotch that Octavia loves .No Ice or soda to dilute it just the pure spirits is what she needed. I fetched the bottle and three tumblers  pouring three good two finger drinks