T|-|I5 W0R|_D |-|/-\5 P0||3 I|| IT(This world has ponies in it.)

"The only thing I regret doing, is thinking about having regrets." -Zachary

"Ugh, my effen head.", Groaned Marco as he put his hands on his temple and started rubbing it in circles with the palm of his hand.

"That is definitely going on my top 5 worse experience.", Gurgled Jeff before he started to retch. When he was done his eyes went wide open. "Wait... Marco?"

"Oh shit, we're all here. Never thought we'd see each other again since Haxors-con. Haven't really changed all that much though. ", Chuckled Ten.

"Do you not have a curse filter?", Groaned Zachary struggling to get up."Jeff where the heck are we?"

"How am I supposed to know?" Said,  Jeff dusting off his clothes."Everything seemed to blur when I got ate by my pc screen.", Jeff looked around and saw that everything was bright. Like way too bright."Damn this place is colorful."

"I know right, I'm surprised I haven't went into a seizure yet." Chuckled Ten."Hey Marco let's play 5 questions."

"Uh okay... Where are we?", Said Marco looking around to see everyone's responses, which was a shrug. "Um... all right then, so what caused us to get sucked into a flipping computer?", Same response."Okay this is getting us no where but are we all here?"

"Wait wheres Jack?", Asked Jeff standing starting to semi panic.

"There is a town I've been able to spot. It's at our current six." Said Zachary fixing his glasses.

"Maybe Jack went without us. The bitch was probably the first one to wake up and leave." Ten said, allowing Jeff to breathe a sigh of relief. They all turned to go the way Zachary had told them to go.

They set out in a straight direction, going down where they was able to make out a village or civilization of some sort. They kept going until the place was in full view. 'Place is made out of straw and freaking wood. The place is so dangerous.' Thought Jeff as he chuckled to himself after the thought. They crossed a mini bridge the crossed over a river. They stopped to take a brake at the mid point of the bridge.

"Still no one huh?", Asked Zachary. He then looked over the bridge and saw something drifting towards them ever so slightly.

It was a person in a blue plaid shirt and wearing a fedora. It was Jack.

"Rolf, hash tag white girl wasted." Chuckled Ten. They went across the bridge to stop him under the bridge when he was close enough. The picked him up togeather and laid him down on the soft green grass. "All right, ONE TWO THREE NOT IT!"

"Not it"

"Nope."

"Not i~ FUCK!" Shouted Jeff as he down fisted the ground.

"Lol being a leader is great isn't it?", Snickered Ten.

"I'm going to slaughter you in your sleep.", Grumbled Jeff. He stood over Jack and pushed his cheeks in. Tilting his head he leaned his head in and preformed a very awkward CPR."I'm going to flipping vomit", Jeff said as Jack started to cough up some water.

"Holy *burp* I'm going to throw up." He said running towards the river.

"How does one keep his fedora on like it's apart of your head?", Asked Zachary fixing his glasses. When Jack was done throwing up, they all gathered in a circle."All here and accounted for?", His response was a thumbs up.

"Great time to go. Wonder why there isn't anyone in this flammable village.", Said Jeff  turning to walk into the place. Everyone followed him into the villa. They walked around aimlessly wandering where next to go. After forty three minuets of walking around like dummies the went to a very tall building in the middle of the town."Lets go see in anyone is inside.", Jeff asked. Inside the building was nothing but papers and pure business. It was a bunch of people working, some was using type writers and others was running around with papers on their backs. Wait......

"OMG THIS WORLD HAS PONIES!!!!", Boomed Ten, running full speed into the building. The ponies,(from what Jeff heard Ten call them) Stoped what they was doing and went into full terror.

"It's a monster!"

"It's going to eat us! IT'S ALL OGRE!"

"*giggle* They already know it's all going to be ogre soon enough.", Ten started to laugh manically."BOW DOWN TO YOUR RULERS TINY PONY MORTALS. I AM THE GOD XxX_PU$$E|-| S|_/-\YER_XxX. I AM G~"

"Shut your perra culo para arriba.", Said Marco slapping Ten in the back of the head.

"Couldn't have said it any better. If I was Spanish that is", Jeff chuckled. "Hey uh, Ponies am I right?"

"Great Celestia, you can talk.", Said a very feminine voice. Everyone turned around to see a purple "Pony"  with wings and a dildo on the top of it's head.

"We should say the same thing.", Said Jeff.

"Nooo we should say I'm your new ruler now bow down dildo pegacorn ." Said Ten trying to cease the moment. But got slapped even harder by Marco than last time.

"Diga uno más puta palabra", Growled Marco.

"I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!", Shouted Ten but got punched in the gut this time letting out a soft *oof* as the wind was knocked out of him.

"They do this a lot.. Well sort of, but that's beside the point. Where are we and what are you?", Said Jeff trying to ignore Marco killing Ten.

"Well from your friendly tone I'm guessing your ally?", Said the purple horse, Jeff nodded."Well I'm going to ignore the fact that you some how speak perfect Equestrian but what ever. I'm princess Twilight, and I am a Alicorn, I'm both unicorn and pegasus. Oh And as for where your at, Welcome to Equestria heros.

"Huh, cool. I always knew unicorns exi- wait Hero's?" Said Ten regain' his steady breathing.

"Aren't you the warriors Celestia said was coming?" Said Twilight confusingly.

"Play with it guys. We might get answers if we just carry on." Whispered Jeff. Everyone nodded at what he said."Yeah, We're the hero's you've been waiting for. The Elite Crew is fired up and ready to help a world that has ponies in it.", Said Jeff sticking his thumbs up and smirking.