T|-|3 1337 G4|\|6

by Deathmolisher

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 2498

The Leet crew, other known as the Elite Gang. Is a group composed of nothing but intelligence. But what would happen if they was some how sent to Equestria?

The Leet crew, other known as the Elite Gang. Is a group composed of nothing but intelligence. But what would happen if they was some how sent to Equestria?
Note: I have no clue if there actually a group called the l337. All I know is l337 is some hacker bad-ass who apparently is dead.(Internet Lie) So don't get pissy if I get something weird, so I just made up a bunch of characters who apparently are just badass smart-asses.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-12 21:33:43 UTC

T|-|3 1337 |\/|33T1|\|6(The Elite Meeting)

"I did what I did on purpose.

You don't have to pay me back because I wanted to do that on on my free will.

Just like how I copied this speech from Gurren Laggan." -Ten

Setting his phone down,  he leans forward and press the red button again. His Pc made its start up sound as he log in into it.  His Skype automatically starts up. He got a group call.  He answers it as he puts back on his headset.

"Ello  bitches the master 1337 is here." He boomed as if we was a king. But no one answered, laugh, or even call him a bitch back. They sorta just sat there silently.

"Jeff... XxX_1337 |\/|45T3R_XxX is... he's dead.", Said a solemn and depressed voice(Jack)."The doctors did say he wouldn't be able to outrun cancer forever... sucks dick that it eventually found him.", He said starting to sniffle. Jeff couldn't understand what they were saying after "is dead". His mind blurred and went numb. 1337 was the guys crew name. Named after HIS child hood friend's nick name. And the fact that he wasn't the first to hear this. Made his heart ache.

He broke down.

"Yep this is how I expected your reaction.", Said another voice(Zachary) that sounded like his throat had been slit. They all enabled their webcam so they could see Jeff sobbing on his desk. But the others didn't look too well them self's.

"Yep, but before he died, he told me to give you guys this link that leads to  media fire. It's a download that is supposed to be locked. The password is  1337.", Said Jack chuckling at the last part of his sentence. Then a link popped up at the bottom of the Skype chat. "In his honor lets hurry up and do this shit so I can mourn over my friends death." Jeff tried to understand why everything moved so fast but chose to ignore it. Clicking the link instantly opened up Google Chrome and brought him to media fire. After putting in the unlock password and caption the file began downloading.

"So... anyone already downloading the file?",  Said Jeff not attempting to look at his webcam. The tears was still flowing out of his eyes but the areas that wasn't getting constantly wet went dry, showing faint white streaks. Everyone nodded. A zip file opened up with a folder and a read me file."I'll read it." He said double clicking the read me.

Dear 1337 Crew.

If you guys are reading this, then that means cancer has finally won the battle. And noscoped me lol.

Sorry I haven't been totally honest to you guys.

I... I am giving you guys a task, and events will play it's self, eventually telling you wtf is going on.

I am placing Jeff as new 1337 leader.

Also there is a folder that's also inside this zip file.

It's password protected and upon finding out it's bypass code, then you will see a file.

You all must open up that file.

And the rest I am unable to tell you.

But I do know this, you guys have done more than the impossible. Your guys wont fail. Promise me that.

You are 1337. 5|-|0W T|-|3|\/| |-|0W W3 D0!

T|-|3 C/-\|_|_ T0 /-\D\/3|\|T\_/R3(The call to adventure)

T|-|3 C/-|_|_ T0 /-\D\/3||T\_/R3(The call to adventure)

"FIRE THE CANNONS AND RAISE THE FLAGS!

IF WE DIE THAN WE DIE PROTECTING THE ONES WE LOVE!" - Jeff

"So anyone know how to hack into a protected zip file? I tired 1337 already, that isn't it.", Said Zachary looking at Jeff, Jack, Marco, and Ten. He sighed when everyone shook their head.

"Hey, Dillion did give me this flash drive when we was at the amusement park.", Said Jeff raising his jump drive to the webcam. Sniffling he smirked."It's password locked and 1337 doesn't work on this either... hold on let me try something." He said quickly removing the cover to his jump drive than inserting it into a USB port in the front of his desktop hard drive. A window popping up saying that "To Jeff" was locked. Punching in a few keys his mouse cursor turned into a spinning circle. Then another window popped up, displaying a message.

Access Granted.

Smiling he see there's a txt file on the jump drive already. Double clicking it a folder pops saying. Pass-code: Ogre 2018

"Hey guys, try out Ogre 2018." Said, Jeff closing out of the folder and disconnecting the jump drive. Clicking on the zip window header, he clicked the folder to be greeted by a message saying it's protected by a password. Typing in Ogre 2018, his face let a smirk creep on his lips.

"Deus Ex Machina flash drive is convenient." Said Ten frowning.

"Yeah I know, but I really need to know what is this big secret Dillion didn't tell us.", Jeff said bringing his smirk to something more serious. The folder was unlock, two files one being a txt file saying 'Don't extract' and the other being a application.exe file with a icon that's a star titled 'To my friends'.

"Lets skip the bullshit and open up this bad boy. No point in being sad." Said, Marco clapping his hands together. Everyone nodded and clicked the file in unison. All the power in each persons' room shut off sparing their monitors, showing nothing but a spiral like portal animation.

"Yo, anyone can hear me?" Said, Zachary voice quivering.

"Grow outta ya fucking pussy" Snarled, Ten. "Got to admit though. This shit is fucking creepy."

"Jesus you swear to much.", Silently spoke Jeff. "Anyone else lost all power to their house?" Everyone responded with a yes or a no shit Sherlock. Then something caught Jeff's sight. The portal was changing colors from blue, pink, white, orange, yellow, and purple.

"Jeez no epilepsy warning or anything?", Chuckled Marco.

"Do we really need one?", Yawned Ten. "Hey it's getting 3D, and we don't even have glasses.", This made everyone nervous. For many reasons. One being how is it popping out of the screen like a Imax movie. And two being how its actually making a sound.

"This is starting to get old, did... did we trolled?" Said, Jeff with suspension.

:"HURRY THE HELL UP AND DO SOMETHING AL~" Ten was cut off from his shouting when each person's room began to shake. Jeff asked if anyone else could feel it. Once again it was the same responses.

"HOLY DUCK! I'M BEING SUCKED INTO MY SCREEN!", Panicked Zachary. Everyone else found their self being shoved into their computer screen. Panicking out of confusion they all cried out for help, while Jeff tried to convince them that everything is going to be alright. Soon they all found that reality was breaking down as time tried to fast forward and slowdown at the same time. Their minds slowly slipping out of it's self. They had been entirely sucked into another dimension.

T|-|I5 W0R|_D |-|/-\5 P0|\|3 I|\| IT(This world has ponies in it.)

T|-|I5 W0R|_D |-|/-\5 P0||3 I|| IT(This world has ponies in it.)

"The only thing I regret doing, is thinking about having regrets." -Zachary

"Ugh, my effen head.", Groaned Marco as he put his hands on his temple and started rubbing it in circles with the palm of his hand.

"That is definitely going on my top 5 worse experience.", Gurgled Jeff before he started to retch. When he was done his eyes went wide open. "Wait... Marco?"

"Oh shit, we're all here. Never thought we'd see each other again since Haxors-con. Haven't really changed all that much though. ", Chuckled Ten.

"Do you not have a curse filter?", Groaned Zachary struggling to get up."Jeff where the heck are we?"

"How am I supposed to know?" Said,  Jeff dusting off his clothes."Everything seemed to blur when I got ate by my pc screen.", Jeff looked around and saw that everything was bright. Like way too bright."Damn this place is colorful."

"I know right, I'm surprised I haven't went into a seizure yet." Chuckled Ten."Hey Marco let's play 5 questions."

"Uh okay... Where are we?", Said Marco looking around to see everyone's responses, which was a shrug. "Um... all right then, so what caused us to get sucked into a flipping computer?", Same response."Okay this is getting us no where but are we all here?"

"Wait wheres Jack?", Asked Jeff standing starting to semi panic.

"There is a town I've been able to spot. It's at our current six." Said Zachary fixing his glasses.

"Maybe Jack went without us. The bitch was probably the first one to wake up and leave." Ten said, allowing Jeff to breathe a sigh of relief. They all turned to go the way Zachary had told them to go.

They set out in a straight direction, going down where they was able to make out a village or civilization of some sort. They kept going until the place was in full view. 'Place is made out of straw and freaking wood. The place is so dangerous.' Thought Jeff as he chuckled to himself after the thought. They crossed a mini bridge the crossed over a river. They stopped to take a brake at the mid point of the bridge.

"Still no one huh?", Asked Zachary. He then looked over the bridge and saw something drifting towards them ever so slightly.

It was a person in a blue plaid shirt and wearing a fedora. It was Jack.

"Rolf, hash tag white girl wasted." Chuckled Ten. They went across the bridge to stop him under the bridge when he was close enough. The picked him up togeather and laid him down on the soft green grass. "All right, ONE TWO THREE NOT IT!"

"Not it"

"Nope."

"Not i~ FUCK!" Shouted Jeff as he down fisted the ground.

"Lol being a leader is great isn't it?", Snickered Ten.

"I'm going to slaughter you in your sleep.", Grumbled Jeff. He stood over Jack and pushed his cheeks in. Tilting his head he leaned his head in and preformed a very awkward CPR."I'm going to flipping vomit", Jeff said as Jack started to cough up some water.

"Holy *burp* I'm going to throw up." He said running towards the river.

"How does one keep his fedora on like it's apart of your head?", Asked Zachary fixing his glasses. When Jack was done throwing up, they all gathered in a circle."All here and accounted for?", His response was a thumbs up.

"Great time to go. Wonder why there isn't anyone in this flammable village.", Said Jeff  turning to walk into the place. Everyone followed him into the villa. They walked around aimlessly wandering where next to go. After forty three minuets of walking around like dummies the went to a very tall building in the middle of the town."Lets go see in anyone is inside.", Jeff asked. Inside the building was nothing but papers and pure business. It was a bunch of people working, some was using type writers and others was running around with papers on their backs. Wait......

"OMG THIS WORLD HAS PONIES!!!!", Boomed Ten, running full speed into the building. The ponies,(from what Jeff heard Ten call them) Stoped what they was doing and went into full terror.

"It's a monster!"

"It's going to eat us! IT'S ALL OGRE!"

"*giggle* They already know it's all going to be ogre soon enough.", Ten started to laugh manically."BOW DOWN TO YOUR RULERS TINY PONY MORTALS. I AM THE GOD XxX_PU$$E|-| S|_/-\YER_XxX. I AM G~"

"Shut your perra culo para arriba.", Said Marco slapping Ten in the back of the head.

"Couldn't have said it any better. If I was Spanish that is", Jeff chuckled. "Hey uh, Ponies am I right?"

"Great Celestia, you can talk.", Said a very feminine voice. Everyone turned around to see a purple "Pony"  with wings and a dildo on the top of it's head.

"We should say the same thing.", Said Jeff.

"Nooo we should say I'm your new ruler now bow down dildo pegacorn ." Said Ten trying to cease the moment. But got slapped even harder by Marco than last time.

"Diga uno más puta palabra", Growled Marco.

"I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!", Shouted Ten but got punched in the gut this time letting out a soft *oof* as the wind was knocked out of him.

"They do this a lot.. Well sort of, but that's beside the point. Where are we and what are you?", Said Jeff trying to ignore Marco killing Ten.

"Well from your friendly tone I'm guessing your ally?", Said the purple horse, Jeff nodded."Well I'm going to ignore the fact that you some how speak perfect Equestrian but what ever. I'm princess Twilight, and I am a Alicorn, I'm both unicorn and pegasus. Oh And as for where your at, Welcome to Equestria heros.

"Huh, cool. I always knew unicorns exi- wait Hero's?" Said Ten regain' his steady breathing.

"Aren't you the warriors Celestia said was coming?" Said Twilight confusingly.

"Play with it guys. We might get answers if we just carry on." Whispered Jeff. Everyone nodded at what he said."Yeah, We're the hero's you've been waiting for. The Elite Crew is fired up and ready to help a world that has ponies in it.", Said Jeff sticking his thumbs up and smirking.

T|-|3 B3G1|\||\|1NG(The beginning)

"When all else fails, stick it through and never bail."-Dellion

"OH MY EFEN G! YOU ARE A HACKER, I HATE YOU SO MUCH! I'M REPORTING YOU AND TELLING MY MOM!", Shouted a angry high pitched voice through a 'blue head's'  headphones.

"Call me what you want. I still kicked your ass.", Said a calm, and more 'mature' voice through his headset. With that, he grabbed his mouse and moved his hand towards a red X to the top right corner of his monitor's screen. He leaned back in his 'easy computer gaming chair' and pressed a red button that was on the left end of one of the arm rests. His tri monitor, then shut off along with his pc. Yawning, he flicks his wrist showing a L.E.D. screen that displayed the current time, weather, and date.

"Man, its already 3:00 am?", He said with mild surprise."Skilling aint easy." Suddenly as if on queue, his smart phone lighted up playing a Skirillex track. Reaching to grab it, he taps his hand on the green phone icon.

"Head banger Jeffery Maltin.", He said getting the first word

"Hey dude whats up?", Said a equally mature voice on the other side of the phone.

"Being a badass.", He said glancing to his side giving him vision of his room. The sight of his disaster room made him gag."Hey what the ever lasting blazes are you doing awake? Last I checked you have work tomorrow.

"Technically it's 'today' because- you know what? Never mind get your sorry ass on Skype. It's important", Said the phone.

"How important?", He inquired.

"Code 1337. It's Elite."