Two Best Sisters

by Tue-moi

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Random, Slice of Life, Human, Comedy
Length: 283

Bearer of the curse... Seek souls. Larger, more powerful souls. Seek the King, that is the only way. Lest this land swallow you whole... As it has so many others.

Angry Pat, and Matt McMuscles like usual they spends their night together playing some shitty video games at the xbox live arcade, but soon they succumb to sleep after eating a mountain of five month old gummy worms and expired cereal they received from their fans during the deceased horror known as The Mailbag. But once they wake up Pat is freaking out along with Matt when they find themselves to be ponies, and not just any ponies, but as the Diarchy of Equestria: Princess Celestia and Luna.

What shall happen to our heroes of The Best Friends Zaibatsu? Will they find peace and harmony in the lands inhabited by ponies, or will Pat go crazy with power and start a holy crusade in Lord Gwyn's name? Will Woolie break into their houses, eat their food and spend their money on cheap bullshit? Will Liam escape the Woolie Hole with his sanity intact? Fuck if I know, but fear not my crestfallen children for I shall tell you of their story in Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-07 06:03:48 UTC

Fool Rampage

Welcome to Za Warudo

Salty Start

Matt and Pat is busy playing shitty xbox live arcade games, and Pat will let Matt edit the footage they recorded for Machinima.

Although they weren't feeling so good probably due to the shitty beer they were drinking, the sugar coated cereal they had, and the old salty gummy worms.

They soon pass out...

Pat, feeling sick and sore complains about the shitty food he ate, but doesn't mind the beer Woolie let them have despite it tasting like dirt. He soon crawls out of bed with little difficulty, but his whole body still felt sore. But once his vision cleared up he panics as he doesn't know where he is.

Screaming like a lost little girl he alerts the Royal Guards nearby, and they knock on his door. He tells them he's fine, but is still panicking. He blames Matt for getting him into another adventure that may have their lives on the line again... he then crawls back into bed and tries his best to forget about this... Although the more he thinks about it the more realizes he looks like the white pony 2snacks animates him as... Then he freaks out when he realizes he forgot to lock his door, and Woolie may be eating his food right now!

Immediately he gets out from the bed, and searches the room for anything that may prove useful, although he finds it weird that he can move around without so much of a problem. Busting down the door he marches down the hallway on a mission: To find Matt and beat the shit out of for getting him into this mess.