Alt. Titles: An Orgasm to Regret, Pure Hoof fetishist Tears, The Dangers Of Being An Incredibly Sexy Pegasus Mare
ickled her with my wing while my hoof worked it's awesome magic. She was out of breath and biting her lip.
Then it happened: she screamed with ecstasy and I laughed. Then the sound of shattering glass interrupted us.
"What... happened?" I asked, retracting my wing.
Then she said it, "I... can't feel my legs!"
"Doctor... is there anything we can do?" I asked as a tear rolled down my face.
"Nope... The pressure shattered every single bone to dust! There's no way it can heal if nothing is solid. We give out free wheelchairs to customers who need them, though." Said the mare In a white jacket. Her coat was green and her hair was blonde.
"How about her... her..." I couldn't bring myself to say it.
"Vagina? Oh... let's just say she'll need to come see us whenever age needs to dispose of urine for now on. Her urethra went down with the rest of her lower body."
I cringed involuntarily. "What about her... uh, rest of her vagina?"
"Crushed."
My life might as well be over. A life without Applejack's vagina is a life I fear.
"Can I see her?" I asked desperately. At least Applegina dies in pure, lesbian-enflicted bliss.
"Okay. But we haven't put the bandages on yet... be warned..."
She opened the door, revealing half of Applejack. The other half was in bits.
I ran towards my marefriend, and began searching threw the pile of skin and bones.
Finally I found what I was looking for; her clit, separated from the moist cum hole it once was part of.
I picked it up and stuck it in my mouth. It tasted like a mixture of mud and blood, but I didn't care; it was Applejack.
I swallowed it whole. It was now part of me... Applejack was now part of me, in me, even.
"Y'all just eat my miniature marepenis as if it was a cheeto?" AJ sounded disturbed, I don't see why.
"A very vaginay cheeto," I moaned.
"Well... I ain't got no place for poop or pee to come out of now." AJ grimaced. Then I realized that she lacked an anus as well... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Life is boring now without Applejack's genitallia. It hasn't even been 24 hours and I already miss firmly licking it...
"Rainbow, are Y'all okay?"
I fight back tears. "N-...no..."
"Ma'am, she's going to be okay. You can calm down." Said the doctor.
I saw a plug on the wall that connected to something that was keeping the blood in Applejack.
I moved towards it.
If I can't have my apple butt and my Applegina, then I'm better off with no Applejack at all!
I broke the cord with my teeth, AJ gasped.
"Oh no!" Said the doctor.
I burst into tears. "WHAT HAVE I DONE?????"
"You just killed your mare, that's what you've done!"
I spread my wings and flew out the window, deciding that masturbation would make this all feel better.
I flew to my house and began to fuck myself. I came 43 times.
How could the orgasm that AJ had of been so different from these? Maybe... it was something I did...
Then a glowing green light appeared. It soon faded and a man appeared.
"Hello, pony! I am superman! Your marefriend was also a super pony and it just so happened that a bit of kriptonite was in your wing. When it touched her clit, She became so sensitive that her legs burst into pieces."
I gasped.
"It is tradition that whenever kriptonite destroys a super being, a witness must suck the next super being they come acrosses dick." He snapped his fingers and his suit came off. "Get to work, pony!"
"O-kay...." I then sucked his man giraffe.
When he came, it happened that his mouth lotion gave me super powers!
I transformed into...
Spike.
"Woah, I can totally get Twilight to bang me now without having to drug her! She obviously has sexual connections to Spike."
So I proceeded to bang Twi.
Author's Note
I could come up with witty titles for this story all day long.
"Mmmmmmm... oh Spike, you've gotten so much better at eating my twigina. Were you a lesbo in your last life time?"
"Heh..." I grinned fakely as I proceeded to eat her out awesomely.
"Oh--oh SpiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEE!"
The familiar sound of glass breaking...
Shit.
"NOOoOOooo!"
Then I proceeded to bang the rest of my friends until all of them suffered the same fate as AJ snd Twi.
For Pinkie, I turned into a prostitute, for Rarity I turned into Fluttershy (and of course I had to kidnap the real Fluttershy in order for it to work). For Fluttershy I turned into a branchy tree
Then I decided to fuck Superman himself. I ended up dying because his erection stabbed me in the gut one night and it caused internal bleeding.
And I proceeded to fuck Applejack in heaven.
Author's Note
Be careful, kids, when you are having extremely hot relations with a horse... they might just explode!
This story's purpose is to mock every bad fanfiction out there. Enjoy the bonus bonus chapter.
