"Mmmmmmm... oh Spike, you've gotten so much better at eating my twigina. Were you a lesbo in your last life time?"

"Heh..." I grinned fakely as I proceeded to eat her out awesomely.

"Oh--oh SpiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEE!"

The familiar sound of glass breaking...

Shit.

"NOOoOOooo!"

Then I proceeded to bang the rest of my friends until all of them suffered the same fate as AJ snd Twi.
For Pinkie, I turned into a prostitute, for Rarity I turned into Fluttershy (and of course I had to kidnap the real Fluttershy in order for it to work). For Fluttershy I turned into a branchy tree

Then I decided to fuck Superman himself. I ended up dying because his erection stabbed me in the gut one night and it caused internal bleeding.

And I proceeded to fuck Applejack in heaven.

Author's Note

Be careful, kids, when you are having extremely hot relations with a horse... they might just explode!

This story's purpose is to mock every bad fanfiction out there. Enjoy the bonus bonus chapter.