The Sexiest (and only) Chapter
I awoke on some hard and rough surface, feeling whatever it was dig into my flesh through my coat. I opened my eyes, quickly closing them once more as the bright light of the sun shined down into them. Honestly, the sun had two jobs; life on Earth, and to fuck with everyone who ever looked at it.
Turning over onto my side I opened my eyes again, this time being able to see without terrible pain via blinding light. What I saw was odd. From what I could guess I was on a rooftop of some kind, the biting wind reinforced that, but looking around I couldn’t see much of anything at this height. An open blue sky, and some mountain ranges out in the distance, but no other buildings. I may or may not have shouted at the top of my lungs about being the king of the world.
Standing up from what I confirmed to be the rough surface of a rooftop, I looked about more. Still nothing, although behind me rose a great mountain, seeming to imply that where I was was either amazingly tall, or built into the side of said mountain. I will admit, it kinda freaked me out, the thought of just being attached to the side of a mountain. Like, seriously, what if there was an earthquake?
I wracked my mind for some location that could fit with such circumstance, but nothing came to mind. Odd, I tried to dredge up any thoughts that could remind me how I got here and likewise came up with nothing. This was, of course, followed by pounding my head into the ground to try and remember. That didn't work, by that way.
Deciding to do something productive, I looked over myself. I had a light grey coat, what seemed to be a shade grey and silver striped mane, ditto for the tail. I was also a unicorn, if the sharp pain I got when I felt around my head was any indication, although I couldn’t tell what exactly my face looked like, nor the color of my eyes, but given how my limbs and body looked I seemed to be quite like a mare.
A quick look between my legs told me otherwise. Taking in this fact with a widening of my eyes, I looked back just to make sure I was seeing correctly. Yep, right there, a most definitely stallion bit of anatomy hidden away in a sheath.
Lifting my head once more I decided, once more, to do something productive. Well, hopefully more productive. Looking around the rooftop I quickly deduced that there was going to be no easy way to get off here, there weren’t any doors, hatches, or bridges.
I was pretty rightly fucked, now wasn’t I? Well, I wasn’t going to just sit up here and starve to death… or something. I looked around the edges of the roof, seeing if there were any ledges I could, hopefully, drop down onto.
Haha! Success. On the, I guessed, eastern side of the building I could see what looked to be a rather extended sill for a window, maybe they had this problem more often than not? Well, anyway, being very careful so as not to go tumbling to my pan-cakey doom at the hooves of the street below, I climbed down to the sill, noting the window in front of it upon reaching the bottom.
Well, that was an odd painting. Window. Stained glass. Thing. I was currently staring at some artistic item that seemed to be a window, it showed two rather large… what were they called, right, alicorns. It showed two rather large alicorns, one white one blue-ish purple flying up in the air with the sun above them and the moon below. It was pretty nice, actually. The only thing I couldn’t figure out was why two apparent mares had, uhm, some bits of stallion anatomy.
And why said bits were crossed. Or why they seemed to be, ahem, ‘enjoying’ themselves as they flew. Setting those thoughts aside I went back to what I was doing, mainly, trying to get inside instead of outside.
Taking a look around I saw that this picture/window/thing was the only real entrance I had, the ledge didn’t go around the corner, actually, it didn’t go past the window. Steeling myself for the thing I was about to do, which would no doubt cost me tons of money, I took a deep breath and closed my eyes.
Opening my eyes once more, I shifted the best I could, putting my shoulder to the plate glass, with a firm shove I bashed my side against it. The window didn’t give right away, but I could hear and see the heavy glass cracking beneath my weight. I pulled back once more, before throwing myself at the window.
This time, I made it through. Surprisingly, I didn’t feel myself get cut, which was nice. What wasn’t nice was that the ground was a ways down, and I hit it hard on my side. I was laying on a cold carpet in the middle of a marble hallway, there were a few other painted windows and pictures lining it, but other than that it was pretty bare.
I was struggling to stay awake, the sheer force of the fall had knocked the wind from me, and there was a great pain from my side. I soon heard the muted thundering of hooves upon carpet, as well as the clinking and clinking of metal. Tilting my head towards the sound I saw about four armored ponies enter the hall, followed by the large white alicorn whom I had seen in the painting.
Though I couldn’t remember it, she seemed familiar, as if I should know whom she was. I didn’t have time to ponder on these thoughts, for I felt myself slipping. The last thing I heard before the dark claimed me was the… the Princess telling her guards to get some mare to a doctor.
Strange, I didn’t see any mares around here.
*****
I awoke once more some time later, this time on something only slightly less comfortable than the roof. Although there wasn’t any wind, and I had a blanket, so there’s that. Looking around, it seems I was in some kind of hospital room. Weird, I thought the Princess had told the guards to get some mare to a doctor, not me.
As I was thinking of the Princess I finally remembered her name, Celestia. The Solar Princess Celestia, I believe, was her full title. It was probably a very good thing I remembered her name, considering I now had to pay for property damage to the crown.
And I have no money… great. Well, I suppose I shouldn’t dwell on that. Good thing I decided that, too, because right then the hospital room door opened and Princess Celestia walked in, a rather calm, motherly look on her face.
“Hello my little pony,” she greeted, her voice was quiet and melodious, “as I’m sure you can understand, I’ve got some questions for you,” she sat down beside the bed as I turned to look at her. I gave her a small nod for her to continue, completely captivated by her.
“Now, first of all, why did you break one of my glass paintings?” I could barely hear her mutter ‘one of my favourite ones, too’ under her breath. I responded with a sheepish look before quietly explaining.
“U-uhm, well, there wasn’t any other way off the roof,” it only now occurred to me how like a filly I sounded, it was just an odd tidbit I didn’t spend much time thinking about, “so, I had to smash through it to get inside… I’m sorry,” I finished my explanation, looking down at my hooves which I had extracted from the bed covers.
The Princess looked flabbergasted for a moment, perhaps wondering how I had gotten to the roof, well, I wouldn’t be able to answer that. Eventually she got herself under control and turned back to me. “Well, I’m sure you can understand that you will have to pay for that painting. Although it doesn’t seem like you quite have your thoughts about you, so I’ll offer you a deal. You stay here for a bit and rest after your fall, and when you feel better, talk to the guard outside your room. Ask him to lead you to my chambers, and then just walk in,
“my sister and I will have another way for you to pay off your debt, one I’m sure you’ll like,” she gave me a warm smile after that, I gave her a nod to show I understood, and she left the room without another word.
I thought briefly on what I would have to do, but decided it would probably be better than trying to scrounge up however much that window cost. Decided rest was not in my nature, I tinkered about with quite a few of the things in the room.
By the time I walked over to the door, quite a few things were, uhm, broken. You can’t prove anything. There was also a very dangerous magical construct in the form of a muffin sitting on the counter.
I opened the door to the room and peaked my head out, making eye contact with a guard I quickly explained what the Princess had told me, eliciting a nod from him and a word to follow. As we left I could barely make out the other one mutter something about muffins as he looked into the room, followed by a yelp as he cut himself on broken glass. At least, that’s what I assumed happened considering all the beakers I br- I mean, that had shattered.
It didn’t take all that long to reach the Princess’ room, or maybe I’m just bad with time, but when we got here to guard told me to just go on in before walking back to his post. I took a moment to admire the doors, they were this really nice dark wood with sun motifs carved into them. I also noticed a neat statue of some arrogant looking stallion.
I quickly opened the chamber doors and stepped inside when my poking of the statue had caused the head to start tilting, closing the doors right as I heard the sound of stone smashing against other stone.
Turning around I saw a sight that was simply amazing; there, lying on a massive bed with room for eight ponies were both the alicorn Princesses, laying with their legs and tails barely covering their nether regions, they both gazed at me with smiles that could best be described as sultry.
After a moment Celestia spoke up, “So, I see you’ve made it. Before we begin, I do believe you never told me your name?” She asked as I stared at the both of them, barely able to speak nor think I eventually dredged up something that seemed personal to me, amidst my lack of memories.
“U-uhm, it’s, Nevermore… I think,” I replied hesitantly, I was quite nervous as I’m sure you can understand.
“Nevermore, Nevermore,” she said, testing how it sounded on her tongue, she eventually stopped and returned her gaze to me, whereas Luna had just been looking on amusedly. “What an odd name, but it is no matter. You see, Nevermore, Luna and I haven’t had much fun lately, but I think you can change that,” she gave me another look, and I could have sworn that I heard the door lock behind me.
“I-I, well, I’m sure I could try… uhm… w-what did you have in mind?” I stumbled over my words, I could think of what they were planning, but it was simply too astounding for me to relate it as something possible in reality.
“Oh, we are sure you have some idea,” Luna spoke this time, and as she did both of them moved their legs ever so slightly. What I saw I could barely comprehend. Both the Princesses sported the biggest, longest, and hardest cocks I had ever seen before. And I was mesmerized.
For reasons I can’t quite explain I dropped to the ground, my mind tried to make sense of this but couldn’t. For some reason, deep down inside of me, I got this feeling. This feeling that I wanted those… those glorious cocks inside of me, that I wanted to please them with all of my being.
I felt my tongue loll out of my mouth as I continued to stare at their wondrous members, I was starting to drool even at the thought of having one in my mouth. Where these thoughts were coming from, I had no idea. I kept trying to tell myself it was wrong, that I was a stallion and that I shouldn't want these things. But I couldn't really keep saying that to myself in my present state, could I? I eventually just gave in to my feelings, and I’m sure the princesses could tell.
They rose from their bed, their hard shafts in full view now as the walked over to me, I could hear Celestia giggle a little, “well, it seems she quite likes the sight of our dicks, wouldn’t you say dear sister?” Celestia looked over at Luna, who had a bemused smile on her face at my reaction.
“We would say so, sister, she seems quite enthralled. Which end would you prefer, Tia?” Luna asked, I thought for a moment what they meant, before realizing that they intended to both fuck me at the same time. It was almost a bit too much to handle, but a part of me knew I wanted it.
“Well, why don’t we let our guest decide? After all, we are gracious hosts,” Celestia replied, turning to look at me once more and motioning for me to decide who would get what.
I let out a squeak at having to choose, before running thoughts through my head. Eventually I decided to let Celestia have my ass, after all, who can say they’ve been fucked by the Sun Princess?
After a moment I stepped forward, moving over to Luna I found I fit quite well under her, before wrapping my lips around the head of her cock. I savoured the salty-sweet taste for a moment, before getting to work and licking around her head with my tongue.
I don’t know where this knowledge came from, or why it seemed so natural, but I allowed it to take control of me as I lifted my ass into the air and moved my tail to the side so Celestia could have some easy access.
A moment later I heard a sound of surprise, before hearing Celestia’s hesitant voice, “ah, sister, ‘she’ isn’t a she, she is a he,” I couldn’t see her expression due to where I was, and the fact that I had my eyes closed as I pushed myself down Luna’s shaft, but I could feel when Luna seemingly gave a shrug.
This was soon followed by my feeling a pressure against my backside. Sliding back a bit I felt the pressure grow, before I felt myself open and, miraculously, Celestia’s cock started sliding in.
I can barely describe the feeling of being filled with such an enormous cock. I can’t even believe it fit, surely some kind of magic must have aided that. Apparently I felt very good, if the moan from Celestia was anything to go by. I felt her push deeper, before pulling nearly all the way out of me and thrusting back in.
The pleasure I felt was amazing, and I let both the Princesses know as I let out a moan around Luna’s cock. Apparently the vibration from this got Luna going, and soon she was actively thrusting into my mouth and down my throat. I found it odd for a moment that my gag reflex didn’t kick in, but that thought was pushed to the side as the dual pleasure of having my ass and throat fucked by two beautifully huge cocks took over everything.
By this point my own dick was hard as could be, though it simply didn’t compare to the amazing things that were inside me right now. Regardless, Celestia had deigned to help me out, and currently I could feel her magic envelope my member.
I will admit, I lost myself to the pleasure. My entire world was that moment, two massive cocks sliding into me, and my own being pleasured by magic. It was heaven. At some point I was flipped onto my back and put on the bed, if the feel of my dick slapping my stomach and the smooth sheets under my back were anything to go off of, anyway.
I faded in and out of thought, noticing the near constant moaning and grunting of the three of us. I did what I could with my mouth and tongue to please Luna’s insatiable cock as she thrust into my throat again and again. There wasn’t much I could do for Celestia, but if the noises she was making were any indicator, I didn’t have to do much other than stay tight.
After what could have been hours for all I knew I heard Luna grunt something about cumming, and Celestia soon agreeing. “Unf, let’s fill this slut with our cum - ah- whaddya think sister?” Celestia finally said, I was kinda amazed that she could talk as well as she did in the middle of this.
“O-oh yes, let’s cover him like the - oahhha- like the whore she is,” she practically moaned that last part, and I couldn’t really do much other than moan and lick her cock. Not that I was complaining, mind you.
Soon the sisters were pumping into me harder and faster than before, words cannot describe what that feels like. I could tell they were getting close, the moaning was picking up, the thrusts were getting harder, I was close to cumming for the… I’ve lost count.
They both cried out in pleasure, and I could feel and taste as they both started filling me with their cum. My ass had never felt so full before, and my throat had never swallowed so much. Luna’s cum was salty, kinda sweet, and gooey. For some reason I just loved it.
As I was close to being full they started pulling out, dropping me on the bed as Celestia let her cum cover my ass and stomach as Luna blasted my mouth and face. I felt my tongue move of it’s own accord as I stared up at Luna, watching her smile down on me and pant in satisfaction, I licked up the cum I could reach around my tongue before swallowing with a great gulp.
As I lay there upon the bed I felt the two princess slide beside me as I lay there panting and moaning in residual pleasure, and the feeling of cum flowing through me. They apparently didn’t care for my state, because they wrapped hooves around we and we all engaged in some of the best snuggles of my life.
Before I fell to the fatigue that had been caused by countless hours of fucking, I saw Celestia look down at me with a loving smile and say something, “Don’t worry my dear Nevermore, the fun is just beginning,” I returned a smile of my own, before falling to the land of sleep.
*****
From that day forward I lived out my life as the personal ‘stress reliever’ of the Princesses, I wouldn’t leave that job for any other.
I never did find out how I came to be on that roof that fateful day, but honestly? I don’t care anymore. I’m happy where I am, and like I said, I wouldn’t give this away for the world. After all, the Princesses are loving mistresses.
Author's Note
Hello ladies and gentlemen of Fimfic! I do hope you've enjoyed my first (and perhaps only) venture into the land of erotic fiction.
Any comments are welcome, but if you could keep them civil that would be nice. Criticism or praise is much appreciated, thank you.
~Keep on clopping, Zealot
