But you can't be interested in HIM!
With Discord's obvious advances on the new Princess in town, everypony is a little unsettled. Some more than others.
Anypony would have laughed if you'd told them that Discord was flirting with Twilight Sparkle a few weeks ago. She'd never give him a chance, right?
Well, once his spectacularly obvious advances on her commence, Equestria is shocked; she isn't out right rejecting him. In fact, she may even be interested.
The HORROR!
WARNING: The dark tag is for a reason. Ye be warned. 
[Other] tag is to accommodate additional characters.
EDIT: Featured 10/22/14! Thank you so much! I didn't expect this to happen at all.
21898 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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9 Chapters:
- Why not? (Revised) 2014-11-05 03:42:40 UTC1264
- Blue suits and strange pursuits 2014-11-06 05:58:42 UTC2275
- Stranger still 2014-11-12 03:09:34 UTC3107
- The Meadow 2015-05-02 18:18:01 UTC2318
- Complications 2015-05-16 21:14:22 UTC2274
- Meanwhile... 2015-05-16 21:14:46 UTC1419
- Explanations 2015-08-22 18:12:17 UTC3637
- Out of the Loop 2015-11-03 01:56:04 UTC1256
- Closed Off 2015-11-07 07:18:03 UTC4348