Conga?

by Szalhi

Rating: everyone
Tags: Team Fortress, Random, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 3304

Twilight finds a locked reel and a key. What does she unlock? Why conga of course.

Twilight finds a locked reel and a key. What does she unlock? Why conga of course.

Published 2014-10-06 04:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-21 06:38:33 UTC

Dancing! It's fun!

Twilight was relaxing inside the castle, Her new home after her old one blew up. When her old house blew up, of course the new one is going to be pretty much the same, albeit 3x larger. She was enjoying a book, a new one that was never in her old library. Everything is not real is what it was called. Because we all don’t know if we’re real or not.

But she didn’t even make it half way when their new doorbell gave off. Frustrated, she made it to the front door of the Tree castle. Was it even a tree? I don’t really know. Opening it up, she found a box outside, lying by itself, no name but just sitting there. Looking around to see who left it, she was given no answer.

“Spike, Did you see anyone leave outside?” She asked as Spike came down to the front door.

“No, Why?”

“Just an unmarked box lying here, Nothing on it. Just wanted to know who could’ve left it here.”

“Well what do you do with an unmarked box that is on your front door.?” He asked grabbing it and pulling it inside before closing the door. “Why you open it of course.”

Twilight looked at the box, hesitating to open it. And unmarked box could have anything in it. Maybe, nothing at all. Which counters the first statement where it could have anything in it. Taking in a deep breath, She quickly opened the box to see what’s inside it before what’s inside, if it were sentient, could get out.

A reel. You know, one of those reels, that were used before dvds? Actually, Dvd’s Don’t exist in Equestria yet. They are used to show film by quickly changing between frames, so they merge together into animation. But this one was different. It was locked up. But the reel wasn’t only what was inside the box. Inside, there was also a key. The key was relatively the equivalent size of the Lock. What’s the point on locking something up, but leaving the key right next to it?

“A reel, is that Reely what’s in that? Heh, get it? Reel?” Spike said Picking up and inspecting the reel.

“Yes, i get it. But if it’s chained up, then there must be a secret lying within it. Grab the key and we should unlock it.”

Spike grabbed the key and handed it over to Twilight. Picking up the key and the rele with her magic, She proceeded to insert the key into the lock. She Turned it slowly, for she didn’t know what was going to exactly happen. As soon as she turned the key all the way, a click was heard as a big flash appeared. Twilight dropped the reel and moved away from it as the flash went away.

The Reel was still there, but a button appeared on it’s side. A rather large one. She picked up the Reel inspecting it before looking at the button.

“It looks the exact same, except there’s a giant button right here.” She said looking at the giant button.

“Well than, we must push it!” Spike said reaching out to push the button before Twilight moved it out of his reach.

“Spike, Who taught you to push every button you see?”

“Every book ever made. They all practically show some pony pushing a button.”

“Well, i’m going to be the one who pushes it” She said as she placed her Hoof on the button and proceeded to push it.

“Woah twilight, you’re dancing all funny.” Spike bursted out laughing at the way Twilight was moving. As soon as she pushed the button, She started dancing and the Reel disappeared. But it was the way she was dancing that interested Spike. She stood on her hind hooves while waving her fore hooves in the air. She had no trouble balancing as she had stopping.

“I Don’t know why, but i can’t stop doing this!” She shouted as Spike laughed at her as she danced around the room. 4 steps, with the 4th one stretching the limb out in front.

“Hey hey, let me try!” Spike said as he made his way closer to Twilight. Copying the Way she was dancing, he started imitating her while noting that he couldn’t exactly stop either.

“This is fun, but how do you stop?” he asked as he danced around the room with Twilight.

“That’s exactly what i’m trying to ask you.”

Just then, Rainbow Dash entered the room.

“Hey Twilight, you busy right now? Because i have the best…” her sentence was cut out as she saw the two dancing around. She gave out a laugh as she saw how funny it looked. Especially Twilight as she was a quadruped like all other ponies.

“What are you doing? That looks so hilarious!” She asked trying to hold in her laughter.

“I know, Twilight found this reel with a button. She pressed it and now she can’t stop dancing! I joined in, and we can’t find out how to stop.” Spike answered cheerfully prancing around the room.

“Hang on, let me try!” Rainbow Shouted as she went closer to Spike before imitating him. She was par on with the dance as she danced around, with a perfect balance although being quadruped.

“It’s fun isn’t it?”

“Heck yeah, I can’t stop, but i don’t even want to!” Rainbow replied at Twilight’s discomfort.

“I’m going to call it Conga. Sounds great doesn’t it?” Spike said as he started dancing even faster.

“This is the best dance ever! I’m going to Conga everywhere!” Rainbow said speeding up to catch up with Spike.

“You think you can Conga faster than me?” Spike said speeding up the Conga while maintaining the correct rhythm.

“I WILL CONGA FASTER THAN YOU EVER WILL!” Rainbow Shouted gaining an edge with Spike.

“I’d hate to break this to you guys, but how are we going to stop doing this?” Twilight said breaking up the fun between Spike and Rainbow.

“WE NEVER WILL!” The two shouted in unison.

Bonus chapter: Dancing! So much fun!

Twilight is relaxed in the castle, his new home after a long time he exploded. When her old house exploded, the new course will be almost the same, although 3x bigger. He enjoyed the book, which is new that never in the old library.  Everything is not real  is what it is called. Because we all do not know whether we are real or not.

But he did not even make it half way when they give of the new bell. Frustrated, he made it to the front door of the castle Tree. Is it even a tree? I do not really know. Opening it, he found a box outside, lying by itself, no name but just sit there. Looking around to see who left it, he does not give an answer.

"Spike, Did you see anyone left out?" He asked Spike to come to the front door.

"No, why?"

"Only the marked boxes lying here, there is on it. Just wanted to know who could ever leave here."

"Well what do you do with the marked box at your front door.?" He asks grabbed and pulled inside before closing the door. "Why of course you open it."

Twilight looked at the box, hesitated to open it. And the marked box could have anything in it. Probably, none at all. Which counters the first statement in which he could have anything in it. Taking a deep breath, he quickly opened the box to see what was in it before that is in, if it's alive, get out.

A scroll. You know, one of the rolls, which is used before the DVD? Actually, this Dvd Do not exist in Equestria yet. They used to play movies quickly change between frames, so they joined together into an animation. But this one is different. It was locked. But the reel is not only what is in the box. Inside, there are also key. The key is equivalent to the relative size of the Lock. What is the point to lock something, but left right next to it?

"Rolls A, is that  Reely  what's in it? Heh, get it? Reel?" Said Spike Retrieve and check reel.

"Yes, I get it., But if it is shackled, then there must be a secret lie in it. Grab the key and we have to open it."

Spike grabbed the key and handing it over to Twilight. Take the key and the relay with his magic, he went on to put the key into the lock. He Turned slowly, because he does not know what will happen exactly. As soon as he turned the key all the way, an audible click as the large flash appeared. Twilight dropped the reel and moved away from it as the flash was gone.

Reel is still there, but the button appears on that side. Which one is rather large. He took a look at the Reel checked before.

"It looks exactly the same, unless there is a giant button here." He told me to see a giant button.

"So instead, we have to push!" Spike said pressing reach before Twilight moved out of his reach.

"Spike, Who taught you to push every button you see?"

"Every book ever made. They all practically demonstrate some pressing pony."

"Well, I'll be the one to push it" He said, putting his Hoof and keep pushing the button.

"Woah dusk, you dance all funny." Spike bursted laughing at the way Twilight moves. As soon as he pressed the button, he began to dance and Reel disappeared. But it is the way he dances interested Spike. He stood behind her fingernails while waving his next nail in the air. He had no trouble balancing because he had stopped.

"I do not know why, but I can not stop doing this!" He shouted as Spike laughed as he danced around the room. 4 steps, with a 4 stretch in the front limbs.

"Hey hey, let me try!" Spike as he walked closer to Twilight. Copy road he dances, he began to emulate while noting that he could not really stop either.

"This is fun, but how do you stop?" He asked as he danced around the room with Twilight.

"That's what I'm trying to ask."

At that time, Rainbow Dash entered the room.

"Hey Twilight, you busy now? Because I have the best ..." his sentence was cut when he saw the two dancing around. He told laughing when he saw how funny it looked. Especially Twilight because he quadrupeds like all the other horses.

"What are you doing? Which looks so cute!" He asked trying to hold in laughter.

"I know, Twilight found this scroll button. He pressed it and now he can not stop dancing! I joined, and we could not figure out how to stop." Spike who answered merrily prancing around the room.

"Wait, let me try!" Rainbow Spike shouted as he approached prior to emulate. He is on par with the dance as she danced around, with a perfect balance despite being a four-legged animal.

"It's nice is not it?"

"Heck yeah, I can not stop, but I do not even want to!" Answer Rainbow at Twilight inconvenience.

"I'll call Conga. Sounds great does not it?" Said Spike as he began to dance faster.

"This is the best dance ever! I would Conga everywhere!" Rainbow said accelerating to catch up with Spike.

"You think you can conga faster than me?" Spike said Conga accelerates while maintaining the correct rhythm.

"I would Conga FASTER THAN YOU EVER WILL!" Rainbow yelled get an edge with Spike.

"I hate to break this to you, but how are we going to stop doing this?" Said Twilight breaking fun between Spike and Rainbow.

"WE NEVER WILL!" Both shouted in unison.

Bonus: Dancing! It aint nuthin but fun! (read at own risk)

Twilight was chillaxin inside tha castle, Her freshly smoked up home afta her oldschool one blew up. When her oldschool doggy den blew up, of course tha freshly smoked up one is goin ta be pretty much tha same, albeit 3x larger n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was trippin' off a funky-ass book, a freshly smoked up one dat was never up in her oldschool library. Everythang aint real is what tha fuck dat shiznit was called. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Because we all don’t know if we’re real or not.

But her dope ass didn’t even make it half way when they freshly smoked up doorbell gave off. Frustrated, she juiced it up ta tha front door of tha Tree castle. Was it even a tree, biatch? I don’t straight-up know. Openin it up, she found a funky-ass box outside, lyin by itself, no name but just chillin there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Lookin round ta peep whoz ass left it, dat biiiiatch was given no answer.

"Spike, Did yo dirty ass peep mah playas leave outside?" Biatch axed as Spike came down ta tha front door.

"Fuck dat shit, Why?"

"Just a unmarked box lyin here, Nothang on dat shit. Just wanted ta know whoz ass could’ve left it here."

"Well what tha fuck do you do wit a unmarked box dat is on yo' front door.?" Dude axed grabbin it n' pullin it inside before closin tha door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "Why you open it of course."

Twilight looked all up in tha box, hesitatin ta open it fo' realz. And unmarked box could have anythang up in dat shit. Maybe, not a god damn thang at all. Which countas tha straight-up original gangsta statement where it could have anythang up in dat shit. Takin up in a thugged-out deep breath, Biatch quickly opened tha box ta peep what’s inside it before what’s inside, if it was sentient, could git out.

A reel. Yo ass know, one of dem reels, dat was used before dvds, biatch? Actually, Dvd’s Don’t exist up in Equestria yet. They is used ta show film by quickly changin between frames, so they merge together tha fuck into animation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But dis one was different. Dat shiznit was locked up. But tha reel wasn’t only what tha fuck was inside tha box. Inside, there was also a key. Da key was relatively tha equivalent size of tha Lock. What’s tha point on lockin suttin' up yo, but leavin tha key right next ta it?

"A reel, is dat Reely what’s up in that, biatch? Heh, git it, biatch? Reel?" Spike holla'd Pickin up n' inspectin tha reel.

"Yes, i git dat shit. But if it’s chained up, then there must be a secret lyin within dat shit. Grab tha key n' we should unlock dat shit."

Spike grabbed tha key n' handed it over ta Twilight. Pickin up tha key n' tha rele wit her magic, Biatch proceeded ta bang tha key tha fuck into tha lock. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch Turned it slowly, fo' her dope ass didn’t know what tha fuck was goin ta exactly happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. As soon as dat dunkadelic hoe turned tha key all tha way, a cold-ass lil click was heard as a funky-ass big-ass flash rocked up. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Twilight dropped tha reel n' moved away from it as tha flash went away.

Da Reel was still there yo, but a funky-ass button rocked up on it’s side fo' realz. A rather big-ass one. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch picked up tha Reel inspectin it before lookin all up in tha button.

"It looks tha exact same, except there’s a giant button right here." Biatch holla'd lookin all up in tha giant button.

"Well than, we must push dat shiznit son!" Spike holla'd reachin up ta push tha button before Twilight moved it outta his bangin reach.

"Spike, Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck taught you ta push every last muthafuckin button you see?"

"Every book eva made. They all practically show some pony pushin a funky-ass button."

"Well, i’m goin ta be tha one whoz ass pushes it" Biatch holla'd as she placed her Hoof on tha button n' proceeded ta push dat shit.

"Woah twilight, you’re ridin' dirty all funky." Spike bursted up bustin up all up in tha way Twilight was movin fo' realz. As soon as she pushed tha button, Biatch started ridin' dirty n' tha Reel disappeared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But dat shiznit was tha way dat biiiiatch was ridin' dirty dat interested Spike. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch stood on her hind hooves while wavin her fore hooves up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch had no shiznit balancin as dat freaky freaky biatch had stopping.

"I Don’t know why yo, but i can’t stop bustin this!" Biatch shouted as Spike laughed at her as her dope ass danced round tha room. 4 steps, wit tha 4th one stretchin tha limb up in front.

"Yo hey, let me try!" Spike holla'd as he made his way closer ta Twilight. Copyin tha Way dat biiiiatch was ridin' dirty, da perved-out muthafucka started imitatin her while notin dat his schmoooove ass couldn’t exactly stop either.

"This is fun yo, but how tha fuck do you stop?" he axed as da ruffneck danced round tha room wit Twilight.

"That’s exactly what tha fuck i’m tryin ta ask yo thugged-out ass."

Just then, Rainbow Dash entered tha room.

"Yo Twilight, you busy right now, biatch? Because i have tha best…" her sentence was cut up as her big-ass booty saw tha two ridin' dirty around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch gave up a laugh as her big-ass booty saw how tha fuck funky it looked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Especially Twilight as dat biiiiatch was a quadruped like all other ponies.

"What is you bustin, biatch? That looks so hilarious!" Biatch axed tryin ta hold up in her laughter.

"I know, Twilight found dis reel wit a funky-ass button. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch pressed it n' now dat thugged-out biiiatch can’t stop ridin' dirty! I joined in, n' we can’t smoke up how tha fuck ta stop." Spike answered cheerfully prancin round tha room.

"Hang on, let me try!" Rainbow Shouted as dat biiiiatch went closer ta Spike before imitatin his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was par on wit tha dizzle as her dope ass danced around, wit a slick balizzle although bein quadruped.

"It’s funk aint it?"

"Heck yeah, I can’t stop yo, but i don’t even want to!" Rainbow replied at Twilight’s discomfort.

"I’m goin ta booty-call it Conga. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soundz pimped out don’t it?" Spike holla'd as da perved-out muthafucka started ridin' dirty even faster.

"This is tha dopest dizzle eva playa! I’m goin ta Conga everywhere!" Rainbow holla'd speedin up ta catch up wit Spike.

"Yo ass be thinkin you can Conga fasta than me son?" Spike holla'd speedin up tha Conga while maintainin tha erect rhythm.

"I WILL CONGA FASTER THAN YOU EVER WILL!" Rainbow Shouted bustin a edge wit Spike.

"I’d don't give a fuck bout ta break dis ta you muthafuckas yo, but how tha fuck is we goin ta stop bustin this?" Twilight holla'd breakin up tha funk between Spike n' Rainbow.

"WE NEVER WILL!" Da two shouted up in unison.