Who's Fucking?

It was the day of reckoning for two star-crossed lovers.  They sat in a meadow, surrounded by the various daylilies that sprinkled the landscape. They stood in the center of it, hooves in one another's grasp. They eyed each other like hopeless romantics, yet, one thing was for certain in one of the lover's minds.

He was going to get laid tonight.

It had been a long while since he had gotten laid. The last mare he had stuck his long sword into her forge was a mere decade ago. When he did the deed, he had came out shining, basking in the fresh sunlight. He was the stallion of the hour, a story that he could not even compare to his relationship with his wife, who he has been with for nearly fifteen years. The two had been inseparable since the day he laid his eyes on her supple flank. He thought he was going to tap it and make another beautiful piece of metalwork, yet she refused him the artwork of a lifetime by saying it couldn't be done until they were wed. Even though he knew he could go tap any mare at any time, he stayed with her. The reasons, in his mind, were both stupid and unreasonable, however; he does not regret this relationship.

Those reasons were laced within his life. His mother did not want to let him lose the opportunity of a lifetime to plow someone's ass so hard that they couldn't walk for weeks. She spoke from experience, and she wanted her son to give the pony he is to love the pounding of a lifetime. She saw that through Cadence. Her beauty, as mother made him remember, was like a picture perfect mosaic. The only thing that needed to be added was his entry into her love capsule.

He facehooved. His mind was now incredibly enraged. Why wasn't Cadence wanting his size? Did she not know that they've been married for a year so far and that his advances such as...

"Babe."

"Yeah?"

"..."

"What?"

"Cadence, I'm wearing this for you."

"..."

"Don't you want me?"

"Shining, that looks ridiculous on you. Besides, *flips page* maid outfits don't fit well on you."

She even flipped her magazine page at him. Flipped it. At him.

There was also the other time, when he showed her his appreciation for her present on Hearth's Warming Eve...

"Babe..."

"Shining..."

"..."

"Ah!"

"What?"

"Shining! What are you doing?"

"You were giving me *the signs!"*

"Giving you *the signs*?"

"Yeah! That's why I'm poking you right now."

"...

"Shining, get out."

"Bu—"

"You didn't ask. Go."

It was dreadful. She hadn't made love with him yet. He needed it. Craved it.

Yet, everything he had done has been done. He had worn several lacy and frilly maid outfits, pretended to be a seapony, gave her several boxes of exotic chocolates, gave her a vase full of beautiful flowers, and pretended he was her new shiny bulldozer.

So, what was there left to do?

Well, he was going to find out.

"Cadence, dear?"

Her beautiful eyes peered back at him. "Yes, love?"

His heart fluttered at the word. "I need to talk to you about something..."

At that moment, his heart dropped at the sight of his love's frown. "O-Okay..."

Shining Armor brought his hooves around her form, enveloping his entire body with hers. She gasped before settling her head onto his shoulder. He sighed. "Cadence, remember that promise you said to me?"

"Promise?" she muttered.

"Yes, when we were younger."

She paused. He waited, listening to her breath while she thought. Then, her eyes widened. "Right, I promised you to take you to the cafe!"

Shining Armor pulled away and facehooved. "No! You promised me something more important than that."

His love's eyes lowered. "Going to the cafe isn't important?"

He frowned. "Not as important as what I've been thinking..."

"Thinking?" Cadence asked, her voice sounding more dry to Shining as she spoke, "Of what?"

"Twily got me thinking," Shining said. "Thinking about us." He pointed a hoof at her chest. "Together."

Her eyes began to shutter. "Are you..."

"No, no, no!" he shouted in panic. "You and I are fine, just..."

"Then what is it?"

His restrain had been left in a really dark alleyway. Here, in this very meadow, was his only chance to tell his love the truth. All of that lovely truth. And it was his, and his alone. "I want to have sex with you!"

In seconds, Cadence's mouth dropped, her cheeks returned to a premiere blush, and her eyes were wide as can be. Shining Armor took this in stride, his nervousness peaking. If she did not accept him this time, then his life as a stallion would be over. No more bragging, no more nice night sleeps, and certainly no children. Not a single offspring to carry the Sparkle name. Not to mention that he would be without the experience of plowing his lover's plot. He would have to imagine it all his life. What a sucky life.

He saw his lover's gaze, how it lowered to the ground in shame. He didn't like that face, that gaze; none of it was right. He wanted her to be happy with him, not sad. Even though his needs were definitely a priority, his love's well-being was too. "Bab—"

"Shining, I'm sorry."

What?

Tears rushed down his love's face. "I... I'm just..."

The wind slowly carries over the countryside. "You just what?"

Cadence's body quaked as Shining wrapped his forelegs around her form. She stuttered the words that he did not want to hear, "I-I'm... unable to carry your foals!"

Shining held his lover tight as she cried on his shoulder. He wasn't showing his love his true feelings of the situation; he didn't want her to be afraid of him. Instead, he kept his cool on the outside, yet, on the inside, his entire heart was broken. He imagined his future with their kids. Yet, that moment was trampled by this news. Nothing could make this better. All of his life was thrown under the rug.

"Why?"

Cadence stopped her crying and gazed up at Shining, whose flabbergasted look told the tale. She sighed and sniffled. "M-mother sat me down with the doctor a year ago to..." Cadence chokes back a sob. "To check for fertility issues." She gulped. "It was... apparent in my family that it was h-hereditary."

Shining gripped her tightly. "So you can't have any foals?"

Cadence gave a curt nod.

"Have you ever tried?" Shining blurted out.

Cadence blushed and shook her head.

"Then how do you know?"

Cadence growled. "Shining! The doctor said it himself! I can't have foals!"

"No, he gave you data. He didn't fuck you."

Now that bluntness made Cadence blush even more. "W-what?"

Shining licked her cheek. "He didn't make love to you like I have been wanting to for so long..."

"Shining," Cadence said. "Y-you--"

Shining Armor interrupted his love's stutter to plant a loving, passionate kiss on her lips. She gasped and melted in his grasp. The two fell over in the field, surrounded by nature's daisies and roses. They fell in love more than ever before at that moment while their hooves slowly wandered elsewhere. Shining's especially.

Cadence squirmed in his grasp and pulled from the kiss. "Shining!"

Shining Armor released his grip on her. "What?"

Cadence panted hard. Her face was flush, her horn was sending off smoke signals, and her hooves were trembling from their kiss. "I... What am I supposed to do?"

Now that was an odd question. "You mean..."

Cadence nodded. "I never had been told what I was to do..."

Shining's boner became another being as it slowly rose to attention. His warhammer was now ready to pound his lover's plot to submission. He gazed into her eyes and kissed her cheek before saying, "Then let me lead." His eyes gravitated towards her scrumptious flank. "I'll make sure you'll be shining when I'm done with you."

Cadence blushed before breaking away from her lover's grasp. She gently laid herself in the field and spread her legs apart, flashing her husband the best hole in all of Equestria. She smirked. "Come and get it, my armor."

He couldn't have been happier, his mighty hammer was ready for combat. He readily pounced on his love and dipped his hoof in her vagina. He felt it up, making Cadence moan softly and shiver from his touch. However, he didn't stop there. Shining Armor lavishly worked his tongue inside, making sure every spot was covered with his saliva. He drove in deeper with his tongue after one of Cadence's moans turned into a half-plea of ecstasy. "Oh Shining!" She moaned loudly, her body arching back as she let go of herself, let go to her armor. "I n-need..."

Shining popped his head out from the deep love tunnel he had penetrated, juices splattered on his maw. "You need what?"

Cadence struggled to say the word. It had been kept in her corner pocket since she was just turning of age. She had heard it after one of the other fillies talked about her coltfriend's massive lovespear™ slamming in and out her love tunnel. It made her wet after hearing their conversation, and she just had to excuse herself from her next class to go and relieve herself from her Princessly studies.

Shining stared at his love: how beautiful her body was, curvy and all. He just wanted to stick his warhammer inside so he can claim his wife in a glorious, passionate fuck. He didn't have any other way of putting it, his mind was too flooded with faces of his lover orgasming. The crave, the want, the desire; everything that related to Cadence's hot, warm, satisfying not-pocket pussy was the headliner of his mind. Nothing else could even top that.

He softly glided his hoof across her maw. "Cadey... What do yo--"

She found her voice through action too. "I want your GLEAMING SHIELD™."

She kissed him fervently before her lips captured his warhammer in her premium clamp.

Boy, did he gasp after that.

Meanwhile, an innocent little filly by the name of Lily walked through the meadow's various flowers, picking every daylily she could find. Her mind was focused on being a flower collector whose life goal was to know everything about them. She wanted to be like Roseluck, her friend's mother. She owned her own shop in Ponyville, but they frequently come to Canterlot for flower expos and the like. She wanted to be like them.

And she wanted her mother to love her passion.

Lily picked up another lily in her maw. She had been picking for an hour. It's a delicate job, which requires all the concentration in the world. One false move, and the whole flower could be swallowed whole. It was a dangerous job. If only she had somepony who--

"Oh Shining, fuck my sweet pink ass!"

She had almost swallowed one whole, but her fortunate concentration set her mind to drop it into her basket. The pegasus filly's wings had sprung out of discourse, which made the filly wonder of her existence. Why had her wings suddenly go stiff? Why are they locked in place? Why does she feel damp near her flank?

She turned to where the sound had come from. Slowly, she unknowingly approached the scene. As she came closer to it, she heard some foreign sounds, like some wet slapping sounds. They echoed somewhat, making her hear them in tenfold as she grew the closest without actually "seeing" them.

"Yes, yes, yes! Shining, f-fuck..."

She had heard that female voice rise in intensity. What were they doing?

Then, she poked her head slightly out from cover.

She wish she hadn't.

Cadence was in heaven, resting on her lover's cloud. She had been thoroughly plowed by his love hammer, and she was well spent. Her back hurts a bit though, probably from arching it to the point of almost cracking it severely. Hopefully she can teleport them home without divulging into a third round.

"S-Shining..."

Shining Armor was in the same, comatose-like state. "Y-Yes?"

She nuzzled her love. "T-Thank you for the f-fuck."

He licked her maw. "No, thank you for finally seeing me..."

"S-Shining... Can we go home now?" she asked.

"You don't want to stay here?"

She shook her head. "My back hurts..."

He nodded. "You want to try and teleport to our bed?"

"Y-Yes," she replied. Her mind was still reeling from the experience. "May I?"

He nuzzled her cheek. "I'll help."

The two horns glowed brightly, before the two lovers disappeared from sight, unaware that their guest had seen them.

She liked the scene, so much that she wanted a coltfriend. Hopefully she can call her future coltfriend her Love_Pounder™ too.