Crabcake

by imyourfathur

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Romance
Length: 994

Two ponys get in a fight about crabcakes.

Golden brown crabcakes divide two ponys down the middle between each other. There fight will also bring them together? Bring others inside?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-06 03:45:08 UTC

Golden Brown

It was the sunny day in ponyville. There was a lot of ruckus happening down by the brand new Castle. It was outside the castle that the  commotion was going down, between a shiny pretty girl horse and tallish boy horse (you could tell the differince). They were arguing over a basket of golden brown round cakes with meat from the ocean in them.

“How could you sell me these things, mr. “Starshine”? don’t you know that my guts can only process veggibles?”

The stallion neighed as he bit in to one of the many cakes, letting the flakes leap under and over his furry chin. The sea creeture tasted so good to him that he felt like he was about to explowd all over. what was her problem, he didnt know what!

“But misses, these meats are to deliciuous too pass. I was thinking of you and the baby and I buy them for both of you. Baby need food and nurishment to grow strong in your stomach!”

Mrs. berry took her back leg and threw in a few punch’s. The forces of her muscluclature was non complacent to the eyes.

She was indubitably angry at him for forcing the strange food down her throat and for thinkig she was pregnant. She did need the proteens, but nature was telling her… No more, don’t! She was listened ot both at the same time until she final make up her dammed minds.

“No she said, “No I won’t. Eat your own cakes of meat you pervert!”

She then hit him again but in his private area. Ehe force alone withstood his groinal area, but it caved in under the pressure after not too much longer.

“How could you do this too me?!?” he screamed as loud as possible... this caught the attention of the prnicess of frindship Twilight. And her dragon thing following her.

“What is all the ruckus out here, i’m trying to put my books to sleep and theres’ you two yelling all over. Fix it spike, now!!!!”

The reptilian pupil obeyed his master, turned to face the intrudes.

“You cant be doing all that shouting when twilight is working,she needs to do it importantly. Move along and hey is that carb!!?”

“Yes it is. Maybe you’l appreciate it. Sompony has to.”

He sampled the plattre generously, making each bite count with tounge action that would make the guy from Kiss jells. he said with delite “this delicious man where did you i mean... i never even get this stuff where i’m from. Gimme mor!”

All of the suddens, the pricness jogged out of her sparkly new house and re-greeted them from befor.

“Hello my little ponys, this is your primcess speaking on behalf of all of the land you three must GO! now.”

“even me? I though you love me like an sibling! YOU HATE ME butt why did you lead me on so many yers? Im’ living with my one true love rararoty!”

She laughed evilly, like the ror of an lien. “no questions only the demand of all your kings! begon now…”

They were thin left to there collected silence, left to think about the older times and the better times for a sec. Then spoke got anrry with the two others and smecked down there plate of meet and kicked theem in the gronialure sector.

“I cant understand why i am the one who must go! It is you two who ruined me i don’t even wont your crabmeat anymore leave me alone!!!!!”

The two were hurt so much by the draguns words, so much thet they both begin to scream at the top of there collective lungs. The noise cracked open the crabcases of the meat, spiling the declucious sea chunks on the ground.

"ok OK! I forgive you both but please keep you're mouthes shut collectively so!" he scream even louder, making his lien presents known like the alpha. The three were thrusted back into silence once agane. the quietness was heartbreaking to all them including Twi who was smurking behind the window pains.

"Just go alread, you dambos, before you make me cry tears!"

The dragon skip'd over to the spilt crabmeat and licked it all up but not before wiping his paws.

“My name is Rotary Condile what’s your’s?" The shy guys eye's were star-crossed with the feeling of love in the air. There was the womin for him, if only she would just eat his crabmeat.

Years along in the distant future, the happy cupple looked back at there memmory and laugh together. “oh how we loved to eat!” the older pony proclamed.

“you never did eat my crab meat miss. Whaddya say to a little party to get our bloodflow pumping up for sum steak insted?”

“Lets just look at eachuther’s belly’s and laugh like the old times. Forget the meat Dear!”

"ok.... but the next one's on me and me alone together...forever my sweet pirncess."

The mammory of the time they met at the castle was still fresh in there collective minds, like water in a bowl for fish but as age went on it grewn weaker by the day. The toll that time brought to there mind was mindnumbing literally, even though the dragon child from way back when came to visit every once in a long while. he became a herbit in the forest and saw it for the many trees, enlightened and coming back for more.

In case you were wandering, she did end up eating the delucious brown crabmeat, but it cosed her to fall ill. The pony decidede for the better of them boff that the crabmeat would never again enter there home. She recovered with much time passed, and joined her hunk of a husban once again in the great walk of life. every night for dinner they had crabmeat, golden brown, in remembrence of her success... nigh, of THERE auccess.

THE END