K: The k'est story evar!

by Reallyawesomewritter

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 620

A bad thing happens after an awesome screwing session(Hawt fic so forewarned)

Just read the story. Its worth it ,I promise.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-06 23:23:46 UTC

K

PART 1 SPR SXY PRTYZ LUL:

K so one really awesome day me and pinkie werre sitting round and like doing nothing and shit so i was like lets fuck and she was like k so i tore that plot in two

and she couldnt trot right for ten weeks or so and then after that it was time for round too so like we had a go at it again and the when she was cuming we like went

into a toatsies different dimension and shit.

PART 2 GEENA MUNSTERZ:so like it was full of not pony vagina monsters and we had to destroy them. so like mawm was there and so was sir and like fluttershy and dashie

too cuz sirs yaaa well youll know later. so like mawm was like k ill give sum pegassisstance and sir was like 00NICOHN PAWHA and i was like (insert kyool earf pony

battle cry here)Then we3bros peed on the geenas till they all died of bear grillz disease(too much pee and junk and ya) and stuff and then they all died. k and then

after that we went back and fucked. me and pinkie not everypony else i mean they came back with us but sir and yellow guy went back to sirs and fucked but thats

another story oh and mawm and blue guy went back to a cloud and fucked butt thats another story toooooooo.

also pinkie and i fucked again and it was magical even though pink guy isnt a oonicorn but thats k cuz shes pinkie and stuff and junk and it was a good day.

PART 3! ADAMS KIDNEYS: then adam came along and i punched

him in his kidney and was like NOE,DONNY SAYS NOE then he was like k and then adam became a docter and then he got his PHD in being an adam and he also went on to make

a very famous creepy pasta called DETH TRUMPET you should toatsies buy it cuz hes poor.oh also adams kidney like fucking blewded up from how hard i punched the fucker

in his kidni or multipull kidneys whatevs. so then it like totally looked like fucked up tuna after i ripped it out and ya it was fuckin gross so i put it back in and adam

sewed it up cuz hes a doctor and also a hobo that lives in a house but hes not pour. than sir and mam stabbed him in the pancreas because they were at a little legue

gaem in a place and ya. it was cool because afterwards bummer drummer and sassy singer got their dicks sucked while playing a really wiched solo that they

learned by krishaush whytegye from the band Hof rzchazchf rzch. and ya. they also used the pedals that they dont have.it was from their special sumponies. but

krishaush wasnt there he never was. k.then after that me and pinkie fucked again and again for teh

rest of eternity.

PART 4! MORE FUCKING AND SHIT OH AND ANAL(ADAM)(NOT ANAL WHILE ADAM WATCHES JUST ADAMS NICKNAME ANAL):

so like me and pinkie lived happily ever after in my house that sorta looks kinda like a penis but it wasnt supposed to butt it did and it was like gears for the bawlz

and scrap metal for a pens and then the penis parts the chimney and like after me and pinkie fuck we like let everybody know by making white smike through the chimney

and like we do that with the friction from our saaaaaxy bawdies and shit and then we lived happily evar after and shit, k? k. oh and adams gay as well. but a docter. a gay docter.