K 2! The K'ening

by Reallyawesomewritter

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Tragedy, Romance
Length: 864

A second problem arrives in Ponyville after a hawt screwing session. Again.

Seriously. Read it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-07 00:12:57 UTC

K 2!

PERT !!

K S0 7ik3 it was a boring day(i tried to do 7331 r3a7t ta7k but h07y fuck thats hard and time consuming so like. naw nigga) and like me and pinkie were busy

doing the sex and stuff so like that was cool. and then after 15 round of plotty good something happeened! it was a weird! we were just lay around the bed and then BAM

GIANT GRAPE APE! Whats the deal with that shit am i right negre?! so like adam decided to kisss Snips and a couple weeks earlier a shrek was said to be around the

everfree forest(Pinkie and I were everfree in that forest(if you know what I mean)) and that was scary because like(sex. we had sex in the everfree forest.)

wherever shrek went it was ssaid he brought all his bitcoin and br0bers but well get to that part.

PERT @!

So after banging like 40043200003837464638292837748474f72723732722727d73737373748r7488rueuhdijjin2727364647r889huwdiuqe73737373737e0 times pinkie needed to

rest and i wasnt going to deny her that i mean wow that plot had gotten it today.whether or not she could trot was in question currently. Even though we werr done 4

now i could still hear her cries of exstacy( 00h bbz! 000000000h bbz! 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000h BBZ!)

(1 liek=1 prayer), screaming at me to do it harder and faster. never you mind that pert all u little adams! itll be censored in the 13- copy(it wont) So like i went to

go get the paper but something was wrong.....last time i was outside it was cold and not sun out. But now it was warm and sun out! AND GRAPE APE HAD TOUCHED

EVERYTHING IN PONERZVILLE!

THAT PRUNE PUNCHER!'ouuuuu will be stoped grap ap! I will aveenge all the good youve touched!'(zomg i cri evertiem) So like i had to go get guy and mawm so we could

fight a thing!

PERT #! '

I went to go get guy but he was busy bucking yellow guy and punching snips and snails in their stoopid faces! 'hey guy' i said. 'Ja guy?!' said guy 'come

quick.

Some lozer wants to fight us. I said. 'Not again, ok well brb.' He said. so like while he was getting a thing i saw those snips and snails guys and i like buried them

in isults and fax. so that guy came back and we need to go get mawm. so like guy did a spell and then we did a thing and mawm was busy dickin rainbow dash right in the

pony vagoobis and we were like woah. because like mawms like uuuuuuuu guyyyyyyssssssssss privacy. so then a logic occured and like we went to go fight grap app. so we

to place but then like we saw him and i climbed on him and stabbed his stupid kidneys(thats like my thing is stabbing stupid shit in the kidney) and then like mawm

flew up and peed in grapies eyes and he was like EEEEOOO ME EYES!cause hes jewish and irish. so like all we needed to to was have guy do a magic at grapy but like

we forgot erdemz so like we asked stupid shit nicely to stop the fight and he was like k and we said brb. So we went to applejacks hat to get erdemz and he was like

BUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERZ! IM BUZY PLAYING WITH JEREMY! and aj was like dude. dafuq?! then like it turned out

that thats what adam named his ween was jeremy. lol we dont know why(OOOOOOOOHHH DAT BOI NEED JEWSUS!) so we did  rebellion and got erdemz and went back to place.

Guy shot a magix at grap and he was like eooooow! and he fell and ended up being kill. R.I.P in kill grape ape. he was so mlg pr0. But guy quikscoped that nerd.

and then erdemz finished on grap aps stomache and like we slapped him/.(BUT WAS GRAPE APE REALLY KILL!?) so we thot that it was all over but on our way back we

decide that its fun to be in the everfree so we burried rap ap in the ervs but like we madeerdemz do it cause fail and aids. so then we saw a fire off in the distance!

IT WAS A BRGER CAMP! WTF RIGHT?! so we went decided to go home because thas a story for another day. so we all went home. LUCKY FOR ME! PINKIE WAS UP AND READY AND WAS

READY TO HAVEL THE SEX AGAIN! We fucked so hard my house exploded. and it was good. Then we held each other close after the explosion...and then fucked again. and

again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and

again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and

again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again.FIN 4 NOW! Liek if u cry

everytiem.