cops and robbers... and ponies ?! (stated in mock surprise.)

by thatguy45

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 302

a police raid, 2 rival gangs, a warehouse full of weapons, a inter-dimensional portal creator, and a world full of ponies. fun on the bun!

50 police men, roughly 220 gang members, and a fairly large warehouse of weapons and ammo, and a prototype machine, designed to send things to another dimension. you can imagine the surprise of the ponies sent to investigate the large thing that felt into the everfree forest.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-07 00:15:57 UTC

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you never really expect it. first of all, the two gangs the [RETRACTED] and [RETRACTED] were not really expecting to run into a police raid. they thought that they could vent out out their territory dispute peacefully. that didn't happen. the popo descended upon the the warehouse, and attacked. as it so happens, none of them knew what the warehouse was for, until it was to late, of course. one of the members tripped over a cord, which activated a machine in one part of the building. it was entirely unexpected when a corona of pure blue light enveloped everyone within 600 feet, transporting them, the warehouse, the guns, and the machine, and sent them hurling out of the universe into another one. but really, did you expect anything else?

caesar was not happy. not only had the police raided what was supposed to be a peaceful stopping of conflict, but he had blacked out. when he opened his eyes, he was surprised to see that he was not in a maximum security prison, but he was still inside the warehouse. most of the ground was covered in bodies, and with a little inspection, proved that they were all unconscious. the sun shown through the windows, although he remembered that the sun was down, when the fighting had started. that was peculiar. he walked over to the unconscious body of the leader of the other gang, and kicked him in the nuts.

"AUGH! WHAT THE HELL, MAN!" Jacobs screamed, as he jumped up and gave caesar a stern look. "why would you do that? what on earth compelled you to kick me in the nuts to wake me up?! also, why was i asleep, and where are we?" caesar shook his head.

'same ol' Jacobs.'