'It's A Funny Game!'

"Pinkie! Didn't you tell me this was a cutesy game? Becuase it looks more like a horror game."

"I wouldn't say that, Twilight. It's more of a.....strategy game! Yeah!"

"Well if you say so......Just don't make me regret this."

"Okie-Doki-Loki!"

Twilight clicked on the 'New Game' option and saw a newspaper appear on screen. A picture of an odd looking bear wearing a bowtie was on the newspaper.

"'Freddy Fazzbear's Pizza?' So we're working at a take away place?"

"Yeah, pretty much!"

An awkward silence formed between the two as Twilight's game moved onto the first screen of the game.

"Wait--You're just going to drop me into this blind?! Pinkie, this is a horror ga--"

"Stragety game, Twilight."

"Whatever! But I need some information! It's not like I can use a searching device!"

"But Twilight, there's more of a thrill without knowing anything!"

"And is that how you started your game, huh?"

Just as Pinkie was about to go onto her next sentence, she was cut off by Twilight.

"Well.....Not really. Phone Guy will tell you stuff."

"Phone Guy?"

"Yeah, he tells you stuff until he......Yeah, he tells you stuff. Just go with it, and you will be at Night Five for sure!"

12:00 AM

Night One

The sound of a phone ringing interupted Pinkie and Twilight's argument, and Twilight swiftly turned down her volume. "Jeez, you didn't tell me it would be THIS loud! So....Where is the answering button?" Twilight violently tapped at her mouse button, only to hear a noise like Fluttershy's squee come out of the poster near her desk.

Pinkie didn't reply as right after she said it, a clicking noise was heard and a voice ran across the screen.

"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?"

"So.....This is Phone Guy, I presume?" Twilight asked. "And why does he sound all shaky? Isn't this a place of joy? And what does he mean by 'overwhelming'?"

Twilight's voice must have gone right over Pinkie's head, as she seemed to completly ignore her. "You should check the security cameras while he talks."

"Why? Does the place get ransacked by burgulars? Is the pizza really THAT good?"

"No, the animals try to get you."

"What!?"

"You'll know Twilight, just play it. Promise me."

Twilight sighed and looked back at her computer screen. "Well, okay."

Clicking the white button down the bottom, Twilight yelped as the first thing she saw were three robotic animals.

"Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life."

"See? It doesn't sound that bad!" Twilight sighed as she rolled her eyes at how foolish Pinkie Pie sounded.

"Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death have occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

"Well.......Not anymore." Twilight whispered as her pupils grew smaller and smaller by every passing word.

Twilight sat there for a while, switching her cameras on and off to save enegry whilst listening to Phone Guy.

"I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."

"Okay...So, Pinkie, from what I've gathered, these 'anamitronics' want to stuff me inside a costume, which will kill me, correct?"

"Uh....Yeah, pretty much!" Pinkie cheered, as if the last sentence was on world happiness, and not blood-thirsty robots. "So...What's your game time?"

"Well....It's 3AM according to the--"

'KKKTTZZZZ'

Twilight nearly jumped out of her seat as the cameras went to static and she heard the noises of hoofsteps from the screen. When the screen flickered back into place, the blue bunny had disappeared.

"Pinkie! The bunny! It left! What do I do?!"

"Relax, Twi. Check a different camera."

Twilight frantically flicked through all the cameras before seeing a shadowy figure in the 'Dining Room'.

"You see it right, Twilight?" Pinkie said, a glance of seriousness in her voice. "Check between him and the stage. Chica will move too."

"But...This night should be easier, right?" Twilight stuttered while looking at Bonnie, who was looking her dead in the eye.

"Yep! In the second night, Bonnie will move before 1AM."

"Oh, great." Twilight grumbled sarcastically as she switched back to the Stage Room only to see Chica missing. "TWO?!"

Twilight looked down at her power and time. 5AM, and 30% power. She was all shaky and she missclicked on the 'West Hall.' Twilight instantly changed back to the office and closed the left door. "Pinkie.....I saw something coming this wa--" She was cut off by a loud banging on the other side of the door.

Author's Note: Yeah, this feels a little weird putting a Author's Note right here. But some people were complaining about there not being a sentence for Twilight closing the door. Read it again. Slowly. 'Twilight instantly changed back to the office and closed the left door.' Okay, there we go.

Twilight sat there in silence, before the banging stopped. She instantly checked the cameras to see two glowing eyes in the Pirate Cove section. "Was that the thing that attacked me?"

"You encountered Foxy? He's so rare on the first night! You should feel lucky, Twilight!"

'Well, I don't feel lucky that he removed half my power....' Twilight thought as the screen went black. 'Is....This meant to happen?' Before she could ask Pinkie Pie, a dinging noise and children cheering innterupted her, as the screen switched from a 5AM to a 6AM.

"D-Did I win?" She asked, watching as the screen went back to black.

"Yep, but that was only the first night!"

"Oh......"