Cutie Mark Cumsicles

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
Chapter 3: Rarity (AKA worst pony)
By: WhatTheFap

The CMC found themselves in Rarity's Boutique, being test subjects of her newest dress design.
"Aw niggerdicks, how did we get roped into THIS?" Scootaloo said as Rarity was measuring her. "We'll NEVER get to hear Rainbow Douche's story..."
"Are you girls STILL obsessing over your virginities?" Rarity asked.
"Of course!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed. "Most of the fillies at school have already lost theirs!"
"Mmm I know how you feel. For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why I hadn't lost mine..."

Rarity started off her story by saying that she was still in elementary school when it happened, and was one of the youngest of her grade to lose hers. The real story started outside of the school, during a rehearsal for the school's musical. (Which frankly, wasn't even specific on what it was about. Dancing cake and flowers over a catchy tune? Fiddler on the roof? No one knows.) Rarity had been chosen to do the costume work for the show, and she was ecstatic about her beginnings as a tailor! However, she couldn't focus on doing a good job, because her raging hormones filled her mind with dicks, and it always broke her concentration.

The fillies and colts danced proudly onstage in their custom made costumes. Rarity knew that everyone thought they were more than good enough to be show-worthy, but she wanted to wow the audience.
"Rarity, your costumes are coming along fine." Her secretary-sounding teacher said.
"FINE?!" She replied, almost insulted. "They need to be better than fine! They need to be spectacular!!"

The show was the next night, and Rarity couldn't figure out why she was such a dumb cunt who can't design worth shit. She tried countless designs, but none of them seemed to work for her bitchy standards.

Right as Rarity was about to give up on the dresses, and being a fashionista altogether, her horn lit up in frenzy! It glowed bright, and shot electricity from it sporadically. Rarity began to be pulled out of the boutique she lived in by her horn, which seemed to have a destination in mind already.

For what seemed like hours, Rarity was being pulled to an unknown location. She had initially tried to fight the pulling of her horn, but she gave up and just thought of dicks instead. Big ones, small ones, old ones, young ones, happy ones, sad ones, black ones, white ones, skinny ones, fat ones, you name it and it was on Rarity's mind.

After 7 hours, Rarity's horn stopped glowing and she came to a drastic halt, by hitting a rock. She rubbed her head in agony, and looked up at the colossal rock that was erected (Lawl. Erected...) before her.
"A ROCK??!!" Young Rarity shouted. "THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?? FUCK YOU HORN!!!!"

As she yelled profane things at her horn, a sonic raingasm filled the sky with a thundering boom and massive shockwave. Shortly after the boom, a mysterious pony's voice filled the sky with "FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!"

The shockwave that came from the sonic raingasm shook the entire area around Rarity. It was so powerful in fact, that the rock that Rarity was dragged to grew a giant dick. The curved shaft of the boulder's rock cock extended a good 4.63 inches, just about perfect for Rarity's filly cunt. Rarity wasted no time; she knew why her horn had brought her here. Her horn knew that she couldn't produce any costumes because her mind was too clouded with dicks. Rarity didn't exactly have a rock dick in mind, but she was desperate enough that she was ready to fuck anything.

The rock's dick jutted out from the rock itself at just the right level for Rarity's pussy, almost as if it was planned with her in mind. Rarity turned around and backed up towards the rock's penis. Other than the slight resistance of Rarity being a tight little bitch, the penis flawlessly slid right in. Rarity's eyes grew wide when she felt the cock was all the way in her. If rocks had feelings, this one probably would've came about 4295 times already. Rarity began to thrust her hips back and forth. With every push, and every pull of her pussy on the rockdick, she felt a new pleasure, each one more intense than the last.

Once Rarity became bored, she pushed the rock over so that its dick pointed straight up at the sky. She climbed on top and straddled the rock's erection. With ease, the rock's penis slid straight up Rarity's loose-ass cunt (no, not her loose "ass cunt", that's gross you perv).

This new position gave Rarity leverage on the dick itself, as well as the ability to slide up and down on the cock and use gravity as a force. She slammed down on the cock so many times that she could feel her first orgasm nearing. She fucked faster and stronger than she ever thought was even possible.

Rarity was screaming. She felt like her little pony clit was on fire (in a good way) and she was going to die of the blissfully incredible orgasm she was about to reach. She felt the orgasm right there, ready to be released all over the rock's wiener. She lifted herself off of Tom jr. and rubbed her clit with her hoof. THAT did the trick.

Rarity came with the force of a thousand suns as she finally reached that merciless orgasm she had always dreamed about. After she was done, there wasn't a single spot on the rock that WASN'T covered in her cum.

Rarity went back home and made the best dresses ever made forever. Her teacher asked "Oh my dicktits Rarity! You've really outdone yourself! What inspired you??"
"You know..." Rarity said, glancing at the rock in the front row seat. "The nature..."

"So did having sex with that rock REALLY give you that much inspiration?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Why yes! It was the best 34 seconds of my life!" Rarity kinda bragged. Kinda.

"Ughh! These nandy-pandy stories aren't getting us any closer to losing our nandy-pandy virginities!" Scootaloo complained. "They're all about finding what you really want and boring shit like that!"
"Why yes Scootaloo! That's exactly what-"
"Come on girls!" Scootaloo said, interrupting. She started pushing Crapple Bloom and Sweaty Balls out the door. "We need action! We need Rainbow Dash!"

To Be Continued....

A/N: I wrote this and then posted it on FiMfiction without any editing, and when I re-read it, I laughed SOOOOO fucking hard at “It was the best 34 seconds of my life”.