Cutie Mark Cumsicles

by WhatTheFap

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Big Macintosh, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6
Length: 8140

The CMC ask the mane 6 how they lost their virginities. Please like and favorite.

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom, after another failed virginity loss attempt, embark on an adventure to find Rainbow Dash. Along the way, they run into the other members of the mane 6 and her their stories as well. Very profane and random. I do like to live up to my name after all.

Yeah, this one's pretty popular I guess.

Published 2012-04-23 08:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-19 04:50:22 UTC

2. Fluttershy

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
Part 2: Fluttershy
By: WhatTheFap

The CMC were chugging along on Scootaloo's scooter, after hearing about Big Macintosh raping Applejack gruesomely. They were on their way to Ponyville to find rainbow dash, so they could find out how she lost her virginity.

As the trio was speeding down the road, Fluttershy jumped out into their path! With a skidding halt and a tumbling crash-landing, they found themselves piled up right in front of Shutterfly.
"Oh my... I'm so sorry. You should really watch where you're going through! Or some pony might get hurt..." she lectured, kind. Fluttershy lectures are probably like being hit with clouds. "What's the big rush anyway?"
"We're trying to find Rainbow Dash so we can hear how she lost her virginity!" Scootaloo spoke for the group.
"Oh, how exciting! You know, I wouldn't have lost mine if it wasn't for her." Fluttershy said, rather smugly.
"Rainbow Dash?? Really?!" Scootaloo said, kicking with joy as a big smile shone across her face.
"Oh yes. It all started at summer flight camp..."

Fluttershy recanted to her distant memories. She remembered the day that changed her forever. She was a weak flyer, as expected, and was always being made fun of. She tried to do aerial tricks, but always crashed into something. In this particular instance, she tumbled head-over-ass into the Summer Flight Camp flag, and crashed into the ground. Everypony laughed.
"HAH! NICE GOING FAGGOT." mysterious black ponu said.
"YEA DEY OUGHTA GROUND YOU FO' EVA!" said basketball-assed ponu.

Fluttershy just felt like bawling her cute little eyes out right then. However, a blue-bodied soul flew overhead and landed in front of her.
"LEAVE HER ALONE YOU DICKFUCKERS." Rainbow Dash said.
"Or else what?" black pony challenged.
"Keep making fun of her and find out!"
"You think you're such a big shot... Why don't you prove it?"
"Whaddya have in mind?" filly Rainbow Dash smirked.
"A race.... A sex race! Whoever orgasms first, wins!"
"You're on!"

And so, Rainbow Dash and nigga pony assumed their starting positions, on top of a high cloud. With a lubed up cock, nigga pony adjusted his member with Rainbow Dash's pussy so that he could slip right in at the notion of the flag. Rainbow Dash aligned her pussy so that she could use it to her advantage and keep him from cumming.

Fluttershy stood on an adjacent cloud to where the fucker and the fuckee stood. With expert skill, she waved the flag downward to indicate the beginning. However, she thrusted downward too hard and fell headfirst off the cloud, thousands of feet toward the ground.

Unable to fly out of panic, and with the ground nearing, Fluttershy found her life flashing before her eyes. But, in the nick of time, she was saved by a crowd of butterflies! (Come at me, physics) The flutterbies floated Fluttershy gently to the ground where she found herself surrounded by horny woodland creatures. Most humped each other, but some came out and starting to grind on Fluttershy's legs.
"Oh my! Aren't you little things just the cutest?" Fluttershy said, squeeing.

Suddenly, a stomping sound came from behind her, a dragon! It loomed above her, with its enormous cock towering overhead. Fluttershy was scared shitless. (No joke, she literally pooped) The dragon, easily twice the size of Fluttershy, looked down at her and grinned. With unrelenting force, he grabbed poor, innocent, filly Fluttershy by the hips, and plunged cockfirst into her. Fluttershy felt an overwhelming amount of pain, from both being a virgin and having her hymen broken, and also because the dragon's dick was 4x larger than any pony wiener could ever dream to be. The dragon felt no resentment as he pounded away at her pure, innocent cunt. After about 15 minutes, the dragon felt ready to blow his load. He pulled his throbbing dick out and spun Fluttershy around. With her face in his direction, he opened the penis floodgate, unleashing a river of cum onto Fluttershy's face. His cum was so thick, and there was so much of it, it almost like the dragon was pissing cum onto her face. By the time the dragon finished, there was a 4-inch thick layer of hardened cum on Fluttershy's entire face. She started to cry as the dragon flew away.

As she wept, all the woodland creatures that humped her legs beforehand walked up to her and comforted, rather than humped.

Suddenly, a giant rainbow explosion filled the sky, following with an unknown pony yelling "FUCK YEAAAAAAAH" at the top of their lungs. All the woodland creatures that were comforting Fluttershy ran away like little pussies and hid, so she went to all the places they were hiding and said "COME THE FUCK OUT YOU LITTLE BITCHES, AND FUCK ME!"

She happily sat down again, and all the little squirrels and bunnies and whatnot starting to gently fuck her pussy. As some of them came, their jizz healed her destroyed, cut, torn cunt. It was like she had a special connection with the animals.

"I had the ability to fuck the animals on a whole new level!" present day Fluttershy said. "That story is also why I’m terrified of dragons, but LOVE animals!"

"Wait, what happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race??" Scootaloo asked.
"Oh, well I wasn't there. So I don't know..."
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FLUTTERSHY, YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CUNTS!"
"...Why don't you just go ask Rainbow Dash yourself? Retard..."
"Oh yeah. Come on Crusaders! We gotta find her! Besides, I can't take anymore singing....."

"Maybe my sister knows where she is!" Sweetie Belle said.

Scootaloo hit the gas, AKA her wings, and the Cutie Mark Cumsaders were off to Carousel Boutique.

"Bye Fluttershy!" Sweetie Belle yelled.

"Bye girls!" Fluttershy yelled back. She then muttered "Assholes...." under her breath.

THE END.

3. Rarity

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
Chapter 3: Rarity (AKA worst pony)
By: WhatTheFap

The CMC found themselves in Rarity's Boutique, being test subjects of her newest dress design.
"Aw niggerdicks, how did we get roped into THIS?" Scootaloo said as Rarity was measuring her. "We'll NEVER get to hear Rainbow Douche's story..."
"Are you girls STILL obsessing over your virginities?" Rarity asked.
"Of course!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed. "Most of the fillies at school have already lost theirs!"
"Mmm I know how you feel. For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why I hadn't lost mine..."

Rarity started off her story by saying that she was still in elementary school when it happened, and was one of the youngest of her grade to lose hers. The real story started outside of the school, during a rehearsal for the school's musical. (Which frankly, wasn't even specific on what it was about. Dancing cake and flowers over a catchy tune? Fiddler on the roof? No one knows.) Rarity had been chosen to do the costume work for the show, and she was ecstatic about her beginnings as a tailor! However, she couldn't focus on doing a good job, because her raging hormones filled her mind with dicks, and it always broke her concentration.

The fillies and colts danced proudly onstage in their custom made costumes. Rarity knew that everyone thought they were more than good enough to be show-worthy, but she wanted to wow the audience.
"Rarity, your costumes are coming along fine." Her secretary-sounding teacher said.
"FINE?!" She replied, almost insulted. "They need to be better than fine! They need to be spectacular!!"

The show was the next night, and Rarity couldn't figure out why she was such a dumb cunt who can't design worth shit. She tried countless designs, but none of them seemed to work for her bitchy standards.

Right as Rarity was about to give up on the dresses, and being a fashionista altogether, her horn lit up in frenzy! It glowed bright, and shot electricity from it sporadically. Rarity began to be pulled out of the boutique she lived in by her horn, which seemed to have a destination in mind already.

For what seemed like hours, Rarity was being pulled to an unknown location. She had initially tried to fight the pulling of her horn, but she gave up and just thought of dicks instead. Big ones, small ones, old ones, young ones, happy ones, sad ones, black ones, white ones, skinny ones, fat ones, you name it and it was on Rarity's mind.

After 7 hours, Rarity's horn stopped glowing and she came to a drastic halt, by hitting a rock. She rubbed her head in agony, and looked up at the colossal rock that was erected (Lawl. Erected...) before her.
"A ROCK??!!" Young Rarity shouted. "THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?? FUCK YOU HORN!!!!"

As she yelled profane things at her horn, a sonic raingasm filled the sky with a thundering boom and massive shockwave. Shortly after the boom, a mysterious pony's voice filled the sky with "FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!"

The shockwave that came from the sonic raingasm shook the entire area around Rarity. It was so powerful in fact, that the rock that Rarity was dragged to grew a giant dick. The curved shaft of the boulder's rock cock extended a good 4.63 inches, just about perfect for Rarity's filly cunt. Rarity wasted no time; she knew why her horn had brought her here. Her horn knew that she couldn't produce any costumes because her mind was too clouded with dicks. Rarity didn't exactly have a rock dick in mind, but she was desperate enough that she was ready to fuck anything.

The rock's dick jutted out from the rock itself at just the right level for Rarity's pussy, almost as if it was planned with her in mind. Rarity turned around and backed up towards the rock's penis. Other than the slight resistance of Rarity being a tight little bitch, the penis flawlessly slid right in. Rarity's eyes grew wide when she felt the cock was all the way in her. If rocks had feelings, this one probably would've came about 4295 times already. Rarity began to thrust her hips back and forth. With every push, and every pull of her pussy on the rockdick, she felt a new pleasure, each one more intense than the last.

Once Rarity became bored, she pushed the rock over so that its dick pointed straight up at the sky. She climbed on top and straddled the rock's erection. With ease, the rock's penis slid straight up Rarity's loose-ass cunt (no, not her loose "ass cunt", that's gross you perv).

This new position gave Rarity leverage on the dick itself, as well as the ability to slide up and down on the cock and use gravity as a force. She slammed down on the cock so many times that she could feel her first orgasm nearing. She fucked faster and stronger than she ever thought was even possible.

Rarity was screaming. She felt like her little pony clit was on fire (in a good way) and she was going to die of the blissfully incredible orgasm she was about to reach. She felt the orgasm right there, ready to be released all over the rock's wiener. She lifted herself off of Tom jr. and rubbed her clit with her hoof. THAT did the trick.

Rarity came with the force of a thousand suns as she finally reached that merciless orgasm she had always dreamed about. After she was done, there wasn't a single spot on the rock that WASN'T covered in her cum.

Rarity went back home and made the best dresses ever made forever. Her teacher asked "Oh my dicktits Rarity! You've really outdone yourself! What inspired you??"
"You know..." Rarity said, glancing at the rock in the front row seat. "The nature..."

"So did having sex with that rock REALLY give you that much inspiration?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Why yes! It was the best 34 seconds of my life!" Rarity kinda bragged. Kinda.

"Ughh! These nandy-pandy stories aren't getting us any closer to losing our nandy-pandy virginities!" Scootaloo complained. "They're all about finding what you really want and boring shit like that!"
"Why yes Scootaloo! That's exactly what-"
"Come on girls!" Scootaloo said, interrupting. She started pushing Crapple Bloom and Sweaty Balls out the door. "We need action! We need Rainbow Dash!"

To Be Continued....

A/N: I wrote this and then posted it on FiMfiction without any editing, and when I re-read it, I laughed SOOOOO fucking hard at “It was the best 34 seconds of my life”.

4. Twilight Sparkle

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
Part 4: Twilight Sparkle
By: WhatTheFap

"We need action! We need Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo said

"Talk about getting your beauty sleep." Rarity said as the Cutie Mark Cumsaders faded away on Scooterloo's scoota.

The CMC had expected to find Rainbow Dash already, but instead; they found themselves listening to Twilight start to tell her own virginity story. They wanted to shoot their god damn faces off.

"As a young filly in Canterlot, I had always dreamed of going to the Summer Fuck Celebration, where Princess Celestia would fuck someone to raise the sun! That's where I saw the most amazing thing!" she said, really excited to finally tell someone her story. Twilight amassed her memories and recanted the story about how she lost her virginity.

Her story had its roots in Canterlot, where she lived for almost all her life. She was a total egghead as a filly, spending every moment she could with her face buried in her book. Because of this, she never really got an opportunity to experience sexual encounters; she could only hear and read about them. When news spread to her ears that she could finally attend the Summer Fuck Celebration, she was elated beyond belief.

At the festival itself, Twilight found herself walking through a crowd of ponies, trying to catch a glimpse of the stage where ol' PC (Princess Celestia, not Pronoun Cocks, Pony Crate, Penis Cutter, Pussy Copter, or Pornographic Content) would be. When the Princess walked into stage view of everypony, she smiled. Hundreds of thousands of ponies were gathered around her, all wanting to see her fuck someone and raise the sun with her orgasm.

She scanned the crowding, attempting to seek out a partner that contained the potential of giving the princess an orgasm, since not just anypony could pull of such a feat. Celestia's eyes fixed onto a grey pony with a blonde mane, and a cutie mark of 7 bubbles.
Holy dickfuckingniggertits, it was Derpy.
Princess Celestia stared at Derpy, sending her thoughts to his mind.
"I see you've got a nice cock there" Celestia said to Derpy, through eye contact.
"Gee, thanks pwincess!" Derpy replied. "My cock has a few suhpwises in store fo' youu!"

Princess Celestia announced her decision. She pointed at Derpy and called him up. With everypony watching, Celestia grabbed ahold of Derpy's cock and sucked, fucked, licked, kanoodled, set fire to, beat, ate, vomited on, pooped on, cleaned her ears with, punched, and hung her clothes on it until she finally hit the immense orgasm that raised the sun over Canterlot.

Twilight stood in the front row while all of the show went on, and even took some notes. As the show went on, her smile grew and grew and grew with each passing minute. When the princess attained her orgasm, everypony started cheering, and Twilight followed along with them.

That night, Twilight went home and studied all she could about sex. Her parents decided to enroll her in Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Dickfuckers. However, there was one problem. She had to pass an entrance exam!

Twilight found herself in front of four ponies holding clipboards, their eyes focused directly on her. Twilight could feel their eyes on her, as if they were lasers. A pony rolled out a cart that had a purple egg, decorated with green spots on it. The front of the cart showed illustrated instructions: Twilight was supposed to shove the egg in her anus, squeeze it back out using her butt muscles, wait for it to hatch, and then have the dragon fuck her. Simple enough, right?

Twilight was nervous, but mustered up enough courage to attack this challenge right at the throat. She started by knocking the egg off the table, then positioning herself over the egg, she pushed as hard as she could, and the egg slid right up her anus. Now came the tough part. With Twilight's butt muscles alone, she had to try and push the egg right out. She pushed and pushed with all her might, to no prevail. She struggled and struggled to push it out, but her asshole was too tight for her weak-ass ass to remove the large egg that occupied her rectum. After a few hours, Twilight managed to squeeze out the tip of the egg. Acting fast, she reached back and forcibly pulled it right out. It fell to the ground and cracked, shattering egg shell and scrambled egg all over the floor.

This entrance exam allowed two dragon eggs to be used, in case the first one was defective, or you were just a fucktard and messed up.

Somepony carried out a crate labeled "PONY CRATE", probably because it contained slave ponies that were to be shipped to the nigger shack. On top of this crate was another purple and green egg. The goal was the same as last time, except Twilight felt a little better about this try, since her asshole was still a little loose from the first egg. She did the same as last time. Knock the egg off the Pony Crate, check. Shove it up her ass, check. All that was left to do now was to push it back out. Twilight pushed with all her might, and had the egg start to crown. However, she was simply too weak and the egg retracted back into her butt.
"I'm sorry I wasted your time everypony..." a disappointed Twilight Sparkle said.

Suddenly, from outside came an enormous rainbow boom. A sonic raingasm. Following the boom was a pony screaming "FUCK YEAAAAAAAH". But Twilight didn’t hear that. The explosion was so thunderous that it scared Twilight shitless, and the egg that was in her butt was squeezed right out.

The egg hit the ground and started to crack. Starting and spreading from the impact point with the floor, the egg began to shake and break. After a short wait, a purple dragon with green scales emerged from the hatching. Twilight knew what she had to do now, she turned her ass towards Spike and hung down low enough for him to latch on and do his business. Baby Spike looked up at Twilight's ass and knew what to do. He stood up, and revealed his twin cocks, one above the other. Without even bothering with foreplay, Spike latched on to Twilight's flank and shoved his dicks inside of her. Rather than putting one dick in the ass and the other in the pussy, like any other double-dicked dragon would do, Spike shoved both of his dicks right in her cunt.

Somehow, Spike could pull one dick out and put the other in with unbelievable speed. Twilight moaned as he managed to hit all the right places with his dicks. Her asshole itched for what pleasure Spike had in store for her there. She politely turned around.
"FO'GET YA BALLS JUST PUT IT IN MAH BUTT." she asked.
"EHEEHEEHEEEHEE! OKAY!" An excited Spike blathered.

Spike took the top dick out of Twilight's pussy and relocated it to the Great Brown North. It was still pretty loose from the egg, so it slid right in. He used his dick magic and fucked her ass and pussy at different rhythms. Sometimes he would pound her at the same time, other times he would do a 'one after the other' type of thing, and sometimes, Spike would thrust her ass to replicate a bass drum, pound her pussy like a ride cymbal or a hi-hat, and punch her in the face to make a snare drum sound. (When this was over, Spike went on to play drums for the Foo Fighters with Twilight ass his drum set.)

Twilight reached down to her naughty bits with her hoof and started to massage her clit. She must've done something wrong because she started to piss acid all over Spike's primary dick, dissolving it. This is why Spike only has 1 dick to this day. Spike gave her the "Are you fucking kidding me" face as she apologized. Twilight lifted her ass towards Spike and he instinctively pounced onto her and fucked. From a new angle, Twilight felt things she hadn't felt before. Spike's secondary dick seemed much thicker, juicier, and shaftier. After only about 3 more minutes of Spike fucking her, she came her lava-hot cum all over Spike's dick and the floor beneath her. She collapsed.

When Twilight awoke a few hours later, Princess Celestia, her parents, and those 4 teachers were gathered around her, all of them smiling.
"Twilight Sparkle. In all my years of fucking, I have never seen a filly with your ability. But you really need to tone down and learn to control your dickfucking, through diligent study. How would you like to be my star fucker?" Princess Celestia rambled.
Twilight looked over at her parents, who were masturbating furiously.
"Yes!" she shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Oh, one more thing!"
"MOAR??"
Celestia pointed over at Spike, who now had a tattoo on his dick that said "property of Twilight Spackle".
"He's yours to keep and fuck anytime you like." Celestia informed.
"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!" she said, hopping about.

Back in present day Ponyville, Twilight and the CMC were standing in the middle of town, with Twilight jumped around saying "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!"
"Come on girls; let's get out of here and find Rainbow Dash..." Scootaloo suggested.
"Mhmm..." The other two agreed.
So they rode off on Scootaloo's scooter, towards where they thought Rainbow Dash would be.

To Be Continued.

6. Rainbow Dash/Closing

A/N: To answer your question, Pinkie Pie Sucks, that's why.

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
Part 6: Ranboo Douche/Closing
By: WhatTheFap

The Cutie Mark Cumsaders walked away from Pinkie Pie, their minds jumbled from the incredible virginity-loss story they had just heard.
"Wow... Do you really think she did ALL those things in that church bathroom?" Scootaloo asked her two companions.
"Uh. Yeah! Do you thing Pinkie Pie would LIE about how many dicks she fucked that day?" Apple Bloom argued.
"I guess not..."
"Exactly. I do know one thing though... That's how I wanna lose MY virginity!"
"Mmm-hmm!" Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo agreed.

The trio walked up to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie had told them Rainbow Dash would be. They walked in through the doors and spotted her almost instantly, having a conversation with Twilight. Scootaloo's eyes lit up.
"Rainbow Dash! You're here!" she yelled happily.

The cyan-coated pegasus turned around and smiled nonchalantly.
"I hear YOU'RE looking for my virginity story!" She smugly said.
"OH MY DICKS. You have NO idea what we've been through to hear this story!" Scootaloo said, before plopping her ass on the floor in front of Rainbow Dash. The other two CMC did the same. Rainbow Dash blushed a little at how eager these 3 fillies were.
"It all started at summer flight camp..." she started, before drifting off.

It was Summer Flight Camp, 2003. Everypony was gathered around filly Rainbow Dash and that Nigga Pony that made fun of her. Nigga pony had a lubed-up cock, ready to explore Rainbow Dash's nether region. Rainbow Dash had her pussy at such an angle that as soon as Nigga Pony's nigga cock was inside of her, she would turn to the left or right and bend his dick at an awkward angle to prevent him from ejaculating. Rainbow licked her lips in anxiety. She spread her pussy lips to invite Nigga Pony's cock into her cunt-trap. Nigga Pony put his hands on Rainbow's hips and prepared to thrust into her.

Fluttershy waved the flag to start the race, and fell off the cloud she was perched on. No one really gave a fuck though.

Isn't that just fucked up? Little Fluttershy could've fucking DIED and no one cared! Imagine a world without fucking Fluttershy. Wouldn't you just wanna freaking bawl every single manly tear out of your eyes? Shiiiit... Anyway, back to RD and NP.

At the wave of the flag, Nigga Pony thrusted Nigga Pony Jr. into Rainbow Dash's lavender cunt. However, he wasn't expecting Rainbow Dash to shift has shaft sideways and cause his dick to bend at an angle that created pain, rather than pleasure. She used his dick like a dildo, fucking him and absorbing all the pleasure he would feel and exerting it into pain.
"Hahahaha, i'm guaranteed to win now!" Rainbow Dash thought to herself. She drifted off into a daydream.

Rainbow Dash was snapped back to reality when Basketball-assed pony ran up and shoved his cock into her mouth. His intent was to make her focus on two dicks, which everyone knows is a much bigger and tougher challenge. Rainbow isn't one to back down from a challenge though, she bit down on Basketball-ass and kept bending Nigga Pony's cock so that she could block them both from cumming and win the race.

Rainbow dash pumped Nigga's (wow i'm getting lazier) dick in and out of her at lightning speed. She was fucking faster and harder than anyone in all of Equestria had ever seen before. At the same time, she was biting down on Basketball-ass' cock. Rainbow was un-pleasuring two different ponies while at the same time giving herself pleasure! She truly had a talent for this.

After what seemed like forever (probably like 2 minutes) Rainbow felt her first orgasm building up inside of her. She looked up at the two ponies with their dicks in her, they looked worn out, and didn't seem to be enjoying it at all.
"Hey Rainbow... *pant pant* Do you think we can take a quick break?" Nigga Pony asked.
"Yeah... I'm getting pretty tired." Basketball-ass agreed.
"HAHA! As if!" Rainbow said.

As she said that, she reached up and massaged her clit vigorously. She felt her orgasm build up more and more with each rub. After about 20 seconds of rubbing, it was right there. She could easily have came all over Nigga Pony's dick. But she decided to tease herself for a second. With one mighty thrust onto the dick, and one powerful rub for her hoof, she released her orgasm.

This orgasm was like nothing Rainbow (or anyone else for that matter) had EVER imagined. As soon as the orgasm escaped her, it released a powerful boom, and sent a rainbow shockwave out of her vagina that pushed everyone around her far, far away. Most of them fell off of clouds and probably died, or something like that. All the ponies that didn't get thrusted away walked up to Rainbow dash in awe.
"Wow... Was that a.... Sonic Raingasm?? I thought those were only in old mare's tales!" An unknown green pony said.
"Did I just do a...?" Rainbow started.
"Sonic Raingasm? Yes you did. Perhaps the only one to ever be achieved."
"Wow. So i'll be remembered forever? Since i'm the ONLY pony to EVER pull it off???"
"Yes."
"This is the best. day. EVER"

And it was the best day ever for Rainbow Dash, too bad everyone forgot that she pulled off a fucking SONIC RAINGASM by time of the Young Fuckers Competition in Cloudsdale. But oh well...

"And THAT little ones, is how you lose your virginity" present day Rainbow Dash said with a smirk.
The three fillies were seated in front of Rainbow Dash, their eyes open wide.
"Wooooow...." They said in unison, awing over her impressive story.
"Wait a second!" Fluttershy said. "If you hadn't done that Sonic Raingasm, I wouldn't have fucked those woodland creatures or dragon!"
"I saw that Raingasm too! And if i hadn't, I wouldn't learned to follow my dreams and fuck all those mormons!" Pinkie said.
"Hold up a minute. I saw a rainbow too... I bet it was your Sonic Raingasm!" Applejack added.
"Oh! I heard and saw that Raingasm too! It gave Tom Jr. that dick I told you all about!" Rarity said.
"This is uncanny! If i hadn't heard that Raingasm, I never would've pushed the egg out of my ass! And i wouldn't have gotten into the Dickfucker school I told you all about!"
Pinkie tackled Rainbow Dash.
"We all owe our virginities to you, Dasharoo!" she said.
"Do you know what this means?"
Fluttershy said. "It means we were all fuck buddies before we even met!"
"We've been FBF's since before we even met!" Rarity added.

All the other 5 ponies gathered around Rainbow Dash and participated in a big group hug, and a lesbian make-outing, tit-sucking, pussy-licking orgy. But the latter wasn't important...

Sweaty Balls and Apple Bloom were staring at the Mane 6. "Awwwww....." they said in unison.
"EEWWEEWWWWWWWWW!" Scootaloo said, disgusted. "Maybe we just need to try Dave and Buster's again..."

She got up, but was soon tackled into a hug by her CMC comrades.
"Ugh..." she sighed.
"How about a song?" Fluttershy said.
Scootaloo's face contorted into a scared look.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" she yelled.

THE (actual) END.

A/N: You really thought i would just leave Pinkie Pie out of this? Hell naw. I'll write hers and add her chapter in as 'the lost chapter' after my next fic 'Daring Do and the Bengay Balls'. So keep your eyes and notifications on the lookout :)
And remember to LIKE AND FAVORITE.

5. Pinkie Pie

A/N: Well guys, this is it. It's been a nice few weeks writing this. Thank you everyone who has been here since chapter 1. Thank you Twystron500 specifically for encouraging me to continue. I will probably never have any other fic as successful as this one ;(
Anyway, on with Pinkie Pie's chapter...

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
The Lost Chapter
By: WhatTheFap

The CMC chugged along, being towed in a wagon by Scootaloo on her scooter. Scootaloo let out a frustrated groan.
"UUUGH! Why don't we EVER smash into Rainbow Dash on these trips?" Scootaloo complained.
"You're looking for Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie Pie said, appearing from nowhere in the back of their wagon, complete with a helmet too!
"If I was Rainbow Dash, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner! Of course, if I was anypony I'd be at Sugarcube Corner... Hey! I just got an idea! Wanna fuck a whole bunch of dicks??"
"YES PLEASE!!" they all said in unison.
"TOO BAD YOU PIECES OF NIGGERDICK" Pinkie said in a demonic voice. "Instead, let's go to Sugarcube Corner!" Pinkie almost fell out of the wagon but she didn't. (See what I did there? Spiderses reference? Anyone?)
"Well... We're sort of looking for Rainbow Dash so we can find out how she lost her virginity..." Sweetie Belle informed.
"A VIRGINITY??" Pinkie said with an ecstatic tone. "Come with me if you wanna hear how I lost mine!"
Nopony moved. Finally, an unenthusiastic Scootaloo spoke up.
She sighed. "Fine..." She lethargically agreed.
"Fuck yeah!" Pinkie exclaimed, doing a little celebratory dance to compliment her enthusiasm.

Pinkie went off telling her story, while also masturbating furiously to how awesometasticly amazing the story she was about to tell was. It started back where Pinkie grew up: the rock farm. Pinkie always hated that place more and more every time she looked back on it. It was so many years of unhappiness, loneliness, and boredom that kept her from being how she is today.
The day Pinkie lost her virginity was the day that her father and mother decided to have the children move all the rocks from the east field to the south field. It was a boring, monotonous, and gay as fuck task that nopony wanted to do. 16 out of 19 of Pinkie's siblings killed themselves because of how gay of a task it was.
Pinkie, Inkie, Blinkie, and Clyde started to do their job while their parents sat back and masturbated violently to the PGA masters tournament. Pinkie and the others worked hard to complete the large task at hoof. However, their efforts were cut a little short when Clyde tried to propose to his sister, Inkie, with a rock ring. She wasn't impressed at all, and threw a bucket of cum at him. Clyde drowned in the massive amount of cum that he was subjected to, and no one attended his funeral.
Pinkie pushed a lonesome rock into a pile of its acquaintances. She sighed. Without Bernino, Abagail, Paco, Maria, Olga, Jean, Jeff, Machovario, Inglip, Dainbow Rash, Sabrina, Jeremiah, Charlie, Mary-Kate, Ashley, Winslow, and now Clyde; Pinkie's life on the farm was going to be all too impossible for her to hang on to the dying motivation she had inside of her. Pinkie already formulated her plans for later as she stood in front of a rock pile. She was going to mix some ammonia and bleach and inhale deeply. Perfect. However, Pinkie heard a loud explosion that jumbled her thoughts and shook her whole body. She looked up to see a Rainbow shockwave followed by the absolute, most vivid Rainbow ever witnessed by pony eyes.
As the rainbow shockwave passed Pinkie by, it sent waves of cool wind through her mane and tail, poofing them out. It was kind of like a hair erection, also known as a hairection. Pinkie looked up at the bright, shining rainbow before her, with her hairection in full swing, and smiled for the first time in her filly life. Her eyes shone as she smiled wider and wider with each second she stared at that rainbow.

"It was unlike anything I had ever felt before! I just wanted to keep smiling forever! I also wondered how else I could create that feeling I experienced in others..." Present day Pinkie Pie said.

Past Pinkie Pie went into the Mormon Church that night, and when Sunday morning rolled around, Pinkies family went into the church to pray. Her family stopped dead in their tracks however, when they passed by the bathrooms and heard stifled moans coming from inside. Pinkie's father barged in, with his wife and two remaining kids, and say Pinkie laying in the middle of the floor, surrounded by other ponies (male and female) who naked and having sex.
"Hiya guys! This is something I came up with! I call it, "an orgy"! Do you like it??" she said, smiling.
Pinkie couldn't decipher the look of confusion that was present in her family. Their lips were trembling, as if they had just witnessed a Columbine massacre. Then, as if they had witnessed a Columbine massacre, their faces exploded into smiles! Pinkie's dad wasted no time sticking his dick inside of his wife, and her sisters wasted no time in initiating a crazy awesome lesbian make out session.
Pinkie was all alone, sitting in the middle of the action like a lonely pony in the middle of an orgy. She looked around and finally spotted one pony that was just as lonely-looking as her. Pinkie approached him.
"Hiya! My name's Pinkie Pie! Do you wanna fuck my virgin pussy?" she said.
"EHEEHEEHEEHEE! OKAY!" he replied.
The pony (Let's call him José) transformed into a human me and stood in front of Pinkie, with my wang pointing at her.
"Start sucking, ése." I told her.
Pinkie did as she's told and starts sucking on my wang. I punched her in the face while she did it because worst pony. Eventually, I became pretty bored and tell her to turn around. She turned around and I stuck my throbbing bonercock into her pussy.
I pounded away at her cunt with a furious passion. Soon enough I felt ready to blow my load so I ask her yet again to turn around. For the third time, she spun towards me; that time she took my steaming hot fresh-from-the-dick cum that I produced. Then I killed myself because I just did a self-insert and had sex with Pinkie Pie, gross.
Pinkie scoped out another pony that looks lonely. Turns out, his name is Troll and he accidentally turned his partner into a banana and ate her. Pinkie said that she'll be his partner as long as he doesn't eat her. He agreed.
However, during the middle of Pinkie x Troll, Troll decided to break his Pinkie Promise and ate her. Pinkie punched her way out of his rectum, while screaming "YOU BROKE A PINKIE PROMISE!!” Eventually she got out. Covered in Troll shit, she killed him and buried him next to Smitty Werben Yager Manjenson, because Smitty was number 1, and Troll was number 2.
(LAWL SEE WHAT I DID THERE???????)
Pinkie tracked down a 3rd, 4th, 5th, all the way up to 94th lonely pony who she decided to have consensual sympathy sex with. Her parents could not have been more proud. So her father treated them all to ice cream to celebrate how good of a dickfucker his daughter was. While they were eating, Inkie and Blinkie killed themselves because they will never be like their sister, and then Pinkie's parents also killed themselves because their two daughters killed themselves.
And ever since the ice cream incident of 2003, Pinkie has lived with the Cakes.

"And that's how Equestria was made!" Present day Pinkie Pie said.
Scootaloo screeched to a halt on her scooter.
"Wait just a cotton-picking minute! That's doesn't even make any sense! YOU BITCH!" Scootaloo said, and then stabbed Pinkie Pie. Unluckily for her, Pinkie Pie is invincible and will someday reign over Equestria. But that's a whole other story.
Pinkie Pie walked away from the confused CMC and into Sugarcube Corner.

To be continued... (Not really)

A/N: Well, this was by far the laziest piece of fiction I have ever written. Some of you will probably like that though... Also, keep an eye out for the Epilogue/Author's thoughts and inspiration/dedication page. I'll thank all of you who have followed me from the beginning in the last part.

1. The beginning/AppleJack

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
By: WhatTheFap

"Are you sure about this Scootaloo? I've never even HEARD of getting boys to fuck us this way!" Sweetie Belle said, very nervous.

"Neither have I! But Spike told me this was a great way to do it!" Scootaloo said in a zealous voice.

The three fillies walked into Dave and Busters and walked up to a trio group of adult stallions sitting at a table.

"Excuse us, sirs." Scootaloo said confidently. "But we seem to be having problems with our pussies, would you mind having a look?" The three fillies turned around, moved their tails to reveal their pussies and assholes, and turn their heads towards the stallions and smiled

"Ha! As if! Get lost you little whores!" shouted one of them, throwing a bucket of cum at Scootaloo. The others did the same, and the cutie mark crusaders walked out of the building disappointed and covered in cum.

"See anyone else around here we could fuck?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Nope, just the cum over my eyeballs..."

"Plan B?" Sweetie Belle asked.
Scootaloo's eyes lit up.
"Know where we can find some meth at this hour?"
She asked in a sinister voice. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle looked appalled. Scootaloo lowered her head in disappointment.
"It's no use. No matter what we try; we always end up still virgins, and surprisingly often, covered in semen."

"Maybe we could try a new approach, like asking politely, or rape!" Sweetie Belle suggested. Apple Bloom threw towels at the two others to decumify themselves.

"This town is full of ponies that have lost their virginity!" Apple Bloom eagerly said. "Why don't we just ask one of them?"

"That sounds like a great, safe idea." Sweetie Belle noted.

"Yeah! And we can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville!" Scootaloo said ecstatically.
"Applejack!" Apple Bloom said.
"Rarity!" Sweetie Belle said.
"Come on guys, I said coolest!" Scootaloo scoffed. "She's fast! She's tough! She's not afraid to fuck anything!"
"Pinkie pie?" FApple Bloom and Sweaty Balls asked in unison.
"No, she's the best fucker ever to come out of cloudsdale!"
"Fluttershy?" they said, in unison again.
"NO YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. I'M TALKING ABOUT RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKING DASH." Scootaloo calmly said.
"Oh okay. That makes a lot more sense." Apple Bloom said.
"Of course!" Sweetie Belle added
"Let’s do it! Let’s find out how Rainbow Dash lost her virginity!" Scootaloo shouted, and then shared a cummy three-way kiss between the other two.

They rode towards Ponyville where they hoped to find Rainbow Dash. However, they crashed into Applejack on the way, who was chasing after some rabbits with the intent of shoving them into her anus.
"Apple Bloom! What're y'all doing?"
Applejack asked.
"Hey sis! How'd ya lose your virginity?" Apple Bloom asked back, completely ignoring Applejacks question.
"Ah never told you that story?" Applejack responded with yet another question.
"Hey, I thought we were gonna ask Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo butted in.
"We need all the help we can get." Apple Bloom reasoned.
"Fine..."
"Why shoot" Applejack started. "I was just a little filly... Even littler than y'all..."

Applejack lived at Sweet Apple Acres as usual. Big Macintosh had always had a crush on his sister, and really had an undying urge to bend little Applejack over a barrel and show her the 50 states. (I know what you're thinking, "OMG bruh they don't live in Amurrica!” Well fuck you.) Applejack, as young as she was had caught on to her big brothers lust. One day, when she was bucking some trees, Big Macintosh walked up behind her; a little closer than her comfort zone.
"Howdy sis" he softly spoke.
"Oh. Uh... Howdy Big Macintosh." Applejack nervously said.
"You know Granny Smith won't be home for a little while longer... I thought we could have a little bonding time. Y'know, just between us..." He said whilst putting his arm around his sister and pulling her in. This made Applejack nervous, but she went along with it.
"Uhh. What did ya have in mind?" Applejack's voice was quavering. Big Macintosh whipped out his little Macintosh.
"I thought we could fuck. You know? I take this penis of mine, and insert it into your vagina. Then, once it's in, I would take push it in further and pull it back in a back and forth motion until you or I attained orgasm." As Big Macintosh was saying this, he was pushing Applejack against a nearby tree, and his wiener was standing tall. He swiped Big Macintosh the second across Applejack's trembling lip.
"Applejack?? Big Macintosh?? Where ares tha two of ya??" Granny Smith yelled. Big Macintosh turned around in shock, as Granny Smith wasn't expected home for a few hours. During his incapacitation, Applejack ran to the farm, away from Big Rapeintosh. That night, after the awkward family dinner, Applejack packed up her things and ran away to Manehattan.

Manehattan was a big city, so there were lots of ponies to fuck. Apple figured she could get a stallion to get with her before she even got a place to stay. But that backfired when they wanted to go to her place, and then realized she was a hick. It usually ended with them throwing a bucket of cum on Applejack. She needed a place to stay now, and her Aunt and Uncle Orange's house was the place to go.

She knocked on the door, and two glamorously dressed ponies opened the door.
"Aunt Orange! Uncle Orange" Applejack shouted. "Thank y'all SO much for letting me stay!"
"Haha! Y'all... Isn't she just the living end?" Aunt Orange said.
"Mm yes, How quaint." Uncle Orange replied.
Then her aunt and uncle fucked for 7 hours straight, making Applejack pretty jealous.

Days passed by; consisting of Applejack getting rejected by dozens of male ponies, who threw buckets of cum on her. One night however, she finally found a pony that would fuck her. But alas, the pony’s wang was only half an inch long, and wouldn't fit into Applejack's tight pussy, so she went back to her Aunt and Uncle Orange's, disappointed. From her window view, Applejack watched the sun rise over the horizon.
"Cock-a-doodle-doo..." She glumly said.
But then, a loud explosion filled young Applejacks eardrums. It was a noise like no other. The sky filled with a rainbow, and where it came from had a rainbow shockwave rushing out from the center of the source. This was followed by an unknown pony shouting "FUCK YEAAAHHHHH" at the top of their lungs.

To Ooplejerk, the rainbow pointed straight towards Sweet Apple Acres, and reminded her of how homesick she really was.
"Aw apple nuts, ah sure do miss home... I wonder how Granny Smith and Big Macintush are doing... Ah... Guess ah never realized how much pain I caused Big Macintosh by running away when he tried to rape me. I was a real jerk. When ah get home! Ah'll fuck my big brother like he always wanted!"
So that day, she ran back home, expecting a welcome back party from her family. Then she realized she was a retarded idiotbrain for thinking that, and walked around trying to find Granny Smith and Big Macintosh. Big Macintosh had been waiting for this moment for days. He hid in the shadows, drank his own piss, and ate pine cones all day erryday. Big Mac heard Applejack's voice nearing him and he got ready to pounce. Unbeknownst to him, Applejack was completely prepared to fuck him, but he had trained for so long, rape was all he knew. So when the right moment came, and Applejack was underneath him, Big Macintosh sprang from the trees and tackled his little sister.

He worked quick, incapacitating her vicious buck by pinning down her back legs with his own. Then he twisted her right arm behind her back and shoved a bright red gag into her mouth.
"MMMFF!!!" Applejack tried to scream, but the gag prevented that. She was trying to tell Big Macintosh that she was ready to fuck like a normal person, but he thought she was screaming, which turned him on. Without even lubing up or getting her wet, Big Macintosh shoved his love javelin right up AJ's bearded taco. To him, the feeling was immense, like nothing he had ever felt. To Applejack, it was like her blood was made of needles, scraping all along the inside of her vessels and skin. Applejacks cherry had popped right as he stuck it in, so there was blood and vaginal secretions on Big Macintosh's McWeiner and dribbling down Applejacks legs. He flipped Applejack over and looked into her eyes while he raped her. He saw tears of pain coming out of her eye, so he figured he'd go faster to get it over with. He pumped faster and faster until he was about to cum, and before he did, he pulled out.

Cum had been building up for years in his balls from Applejacks denial to fuck, and since it’s hard to masturbate with hooves. So he took out his wiener, aimed at Applejack, cocked the lever, and fired his load. Big Macintosh was about 4 feet away, and his cum arched in a rainbow to make contact with Applejack. It was like Big Mac was pissing on her with his cum. Some landed in her mouth- which she thought tasted amazing- and the rest was all over her, head to hooves. Big Macintosh took out the gag from AJ's mouth, expecting to hear a blizzard of words. But she only said one thing:
"Haha, oh Big Macintosh... It didn't have to go like this! Ah was ready for you, and ah want to do this like normal ponies now. Ya understand?"
"Eeyup" he replied.

"And Ah've been happily fucking him since!" Present day Applejack said.
"Aww! That was such a sweet story!" Sweetie Belle said.
"Sweet?? More like sappy!" Scootaloo scoffed. "Come on girls! Let’s find Rainbow Dash and learn the cool way to lose our virginities!"
They all hopped on Scootaloo's scooter.
"Bah sis! Thanks for the help!" Apple Bloom yelled to Applejack. "You think Ah can fuck Big Macintosh later?"
"Ha! As if! Your brother is property of me! Find your own!" Applejack replied.
"Fine..." Apple Bloom said jealously.
And so, the cutie mark crusaders rode off towards Ponyville to hear Rainbow Dash's tale of how she lost her virginity.

TO BE CONTINUED. Maybe.