Elvis is in the house err... Equestria!
Nightmare moon had been imprisoned for 1000 years and now she was able to break free from the moon and return to Equestria with a vengeance. However, upon her escape it created a rift between worlds transcending both space and time. Fortunately the rift wasn't big enough or didn't last long enough to cause problems between the two worlds, though it was enough to transport one individual to the other side.
December 3, 1968 Comeback Special
"I'm all shook up!" Elvis has just finished singing one of his songs and then the crowd erupted in cheers and applause. Howls and catcalls added to the tone of the cheers as Presley caught his breath, "Thank you. Thank you very much!" As the clapping died down and the band got ready for the next song the whole stadium shook with a violent fury. This forced Elvis on his knees and many to cry out in alarm. The next quake hit harder than the last causing equipment and electronics to jostle about crashing into everything. Then there was a loud explosion as if someone tossed a grenade. The center of it all was on stage with Elvis and was a deep florescent black hole. Like a vacuum the tear began to suck everything in around it while Elvis held on to his electric guitar and chord, trying not to be sucked in.
"ELVIS!" his band members all screamed in unison while tugging on the chord trying to pull their friend to safety. Thus began the massive game of tug a war between them and the black hole. More and more people grabbed the chord and joined the struggle against the vacuum and for a second they were winning the struggle, but their opponent had other plans. The cable jack was pulled out from the electric guitar and Presley was sent spiraling into the void while screaming to what most likely is his demise.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As fast as it appeared the rift closed behind it's prize leaving a speechless crowd as to what just happened.
Edge of the Everfree Forest, 1000 ANM
"What do ya think it is?" A southern feminine voice spoke.
"I don't know but I've never seen anything like it." Another girly voice answered.
"It bears a resemblance to a prime ape or a monkey because it has hands on it's forelegs. It looks injured so maybe we should help it if that's ok with you." A rather soft spoken voice suggested. Who are these voices I keep hearing? Am I dead? I hurt all over and this leather is making me sweat so probably not. Still if I am alive then where am I?
"Look it's waking up!" A boyish voice yelled. That's rather offensive lady I'm not an it. Tentatively I opened my eyes and saw the night sky above me with shadowy figures at the edges of my vision. Slowly sitting upright I notice these figures aren't human. Now when I say not human I really mean brightly colored horses with big eyes just as colorful staring back at me. I was speechless and just froze like a deer in the headlight.
"No no it's okay we're not going to hurt you." The yellow horse with a pink hair due comforted me while stroking a hoof up and down my back. Now my brain really fried itself leaving me unable to process the fact that there are colorful, talking horses in front of me.
"I don't think it's capable of speech Fluttershy." The purple one told the yellow horse. Now wait a minute here. They think I'm just some dumb animal? If I wasn't so riled up I probably would fall over laughing at how ironic the whole situation is. Colorful talking animals are accusing me of being an animal, man that's comedy gold right there.
"You know it's rather rude to go around calling people 'its' missy." I responded which caused them all to jump back in surprise. Now that I got a closer look at them I conclude that they are actually ponies because they're too small to be horses. I count six of them in total and each of them have tattoos on their butts, or flanks I guess the proper term would be. The most interesting thing is that some of these ponies have extra features like bird wings or horns which is really trippy if you know what I mean.
"Sorry about that it's just we've never seen anything like you in Equestria." The purple one spoke taking a few tentative steps circling me in curiosity.
"I am a human baby. Also I'm male so if you could stop referring to me as an it that would be most appreciated thanks." I responded in kind which cause the yellow winged pony to hug me with such force it almost knocked me over.
"Oh you poor dear! Your mother must be worried about you." The yellow pony soothed while rubbing my back again.
I try to wiggle out her strong grip while saying, "Well I bet she would be worried after I disappeared so suddenly." The purple one just has this ecstatic look on her face while she studies me while I'm trying to escape the yellow one's bear hug.
"Ooh just think of all the scientific discoveries we can make! If you are an infant human then just think how big the adults must get!"
"Now wait a minute here! When did I ever say I was a baby?" I interrupted the purple one.
"You said you were just a minute ago sugarcube." A Stetson wearing orange pony replied with her southern accented voice.
"Oh! When I said baby I meant it as like a nickname." and an awkward silence followed as the yellow one finally released me from her grip looking at the ground rather sheepishly. I get up off the ground and dust myself off then proceed to start the interductions like I was raised too. "Nice to meet you all my name is Elvis Presley. What is yours?"
"I'm AppleJack pleased tah meet ya." The orange Stetson wearing pony greeted while shaking my arm like it was a car jack.
"My name is Rarity and the pleasure is all mine darling." A white unicorn lightly bowed like a proper posh lady.
"I'm Rainbow Dash! The fastest flyer in all of Equestria!!!" True to her name the Pegasus had a rainbow tail and mane and an ego that would most likely always dwarf mine.
"Nice too meet you Elvy! My name is Pinkie Pie and can we be the most bestest friends ever because that would be totally awesome if you were my first human friend! Ooh I have too throw you a 'Welcome to Equestria party' when we get back to Ponyville and we can..........." Pinkie Pie was interrupted as a purple hoof found it's way inside her mouth promptly silencing her while she still tried to talk around it. The owner of the hoof removed it when Pinkie was done talking and proceeded to introduce herself.
"I'm Twilight Sparkle and am happy to make your acquaintance." The purple pony now known as Twilight Sparkle greeted me then we all turned our gaze towards the yellow pony that had been comforting me was now trying to hide behind her friends. With a light nudge from Applejack the yellow pony introduced herself.
"Hello.... my name is.....Fluttershy." She then 'eeped' and hid behind her long pink hair. I couldn't hear when she said her name so I asked again. She tried to say it again louder but ultimately failed and then Twilight Sparkle told me her name was Fluttershy.
I looked right in her eye and smiled trying to break the tension and said, "Fluttershy. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful lady such as yourself."
"My my. Aren't you such a charmer Mr. Elvis." Rarity interjected with a rather suave grin. Flashing my signature Elvis smile I reply.
"I try lady Rarity. I try."
"I hate to be tah one to break up this here hoedown but don't we have ta stop Nightmare Moon?" Applejack mentioned to the others and each one of them instantly remembered whatever they were supposed to be doing before they found me. Of course this naturally got me curious as to who was Nightmare Moon and why he or she needed to be stopped.
"Excuse me. I know it's not any of my business but who is Nightmare Moon?" This prompted Twilight Sparkle to explain that Nightmare Moon is some winged unicorn that went crazy 1000 years ago because people err ponies did not appreciate her work. Now of course I was a little skeptical about these 'Alicorns' having the power to raise the sun and moon but then again I'm not on Earth anymore so things here could be different. So who am I to judge? Anyway going back to Nightmare Moon basically she's returned to Equestria after 1000 years and is trying make it night time forever. Now I'm no scientist but if the sun functions the same as it does back home then pretty much it's going to get colder, a lot colder.
Ultimately I couldn't in clear conscience let these girls go into a dark and dangerous forest all by themselves so I volunteered to go with them. They tried to fight me on the issue at first but let me join them in the end. The black hole pretty much ended up spitting me out into Equestria near the edge of this Ever Free Forest and was littered with instruments and other pieces of equipment. I decided to leave this stuff behind because it would not do me any good to carry it while trekking in the forest.
Now it wasn't really fun going on the impromptu nature hike and it didn't help that Rainbow Dash was scaring the others with hey scary stories. You ever have one of those days that nothing ever seems to go right? Man I would swear that today is one of those days or because of Nightmare Moon it would be one of those 'nights' instead. First the edge of a cliff breaks sending those of us without wings plummeting down it's side, which Twilight almost fell over the edge. Well actually she did but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy caught her thankfully.
After that fiasco we got attacked by this lion scorpion bat thingy all because it had a freaking thorn in it's paw. Fluttershy turns out to actually be an animal vet, which explains why she was so caring when they all thought I was an animal. Then there was the spooky trees. This of course put everyone on edge and prepared to run but Pinkie Pie just laughed at the scary faces. Nothing could prepare me for what was to happen next, she started to sing. That in itself was rather strange but what surprised me the most was that she had a full accompaniment to her singing! Not long after we all started to laugh and the scary faces on the tress all disappeared. Afterwards I inquired from Twilight what exactly just happened and she explained that in Equestria exists a magic that makes all it's inhabitants musical at times. I asked if I started to sign any song that this musical magic would accompany it with the proper music, and she said yes.
This dreadful night continued as a sea serpent caused a bunch of waves while weeping over his ruined mustache which Rarity fixed by cutting off her tail. Continuing forward we came upon a chasm where the bridge had fallen and we were unable to cross. Rainbow Dash volunteered to fly across the gap and retie up the bridge so we would be able cross. However there were some other Pegasai that tried to sway her but in the end declined and brought the bridge back up. Finally after a long hike we were at our destination, which left us all tired but we pressed on anyway.
We were supposed to find these 'Elements of Harmony' because they were they only things that could stop this Nightmare Moon from making us all freeze to death. We found stones that matched the description of what we were looking for but were missing the 'sixth element' as Twilight put it. She asked us to leave so she could concentrate on doing whatever she was doing and not long after we left her screams rang forth in the night. Some explosions could be heard in the background and the crumbling of this ruined castle helped us find where Twilight was.
Standing over Twilight's fallen body was a really dark furred horse in armor with wings and a horn, the stones in pieces while this horse laughed maniacally with thunder in the background. Twilight was in trouble and I had to save her before this horse did her in, "You go get Twilight and I'll deal with miss dramatic here." I said to the others while stepping forward.
"Elvis! What are you doing?!?" They said in unison. Stopping in my tracks I look back while flashing my signature Elvis smile and say.
"What I do best." Turning back to face Nightmare Moon who now notices me marching towards her.
"Well well well. What do we have here? A shaven monkey has come to challenge us?" Nightmare Moon chides as I draw closer to Twilight's aggressor. I had an idea of what to do and hoped it would buy the others enough time, if it worked. Closing my eyes and concentrating on what I wish to happen until I hear the opening music intro I know so well.
"Please tell us thou isn't going to sing!" Nightmare Moon demanded but I ignored her and proceeded with the distraction.
Dun Duna Da Dun
"If you're looking for trouble!"
Dun Duna Da Dun
"You came to the right place!"
Dun Duna Da Dun
"If you're looking for trouble!"
Dun Duna Da Dun
"Just look right in my face!"
Nightmare Moon looked repulsed as she all but yelled at me to stop, "Cease this now! If you don't comply we shall hurt thou so hard thou won't be able to sit for many a fortnight!"
Dun Duna Da Dun
"I was born standing up!"
Dun Duna Da Dun
"And talking back!"
Dun Duna Da Dun
"My daddy was a green-eyed Mountain Jack because I'm Evil!
"My middle name is misery!"
"Well I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me!"
THWACK Something promptly hit me in the head and knocked me too the ground. My last moments before I blacked out were the girls and hopefully they're alright.
Author's Note
I know a lot of you are probably thinking, "Why would you write an Elvis in Equestria story?" Because there's none to little of him on fimfiction so that's why. Let me know what you thought and if you didn't like it then please tell me why so I can grow as a writer. Later peoples/ponies.
