What the hay is that thing?!
It was always bright and sunny in Ponyville, but today was even more so. Pinkie Pie had a get together with Twilight today, and she wanted her to check out this game she had seen. Without blinking, she stared at the sun, and only just remembered that there was a clock. She giggled, got her things from her room, and made her way to Twilight's house.
When she knocked on the door, she was greeted by a small purple dragon, Spike. His smile grew when he saw her, and said "Oh, hello Pinkie, Twilight's expecting you." He led her down to the basement, where Twilight seemed to be banging away at a rather large chemical apparatus. Twilight turned, and saw her guest descending.
"Ah, Pinkie you made it." said the unicorn. She shut off the tubes and wires and changed the screen on the computer. That computer could fill the house itself.
Pinkie Pie bounced happily over, much to Twilight's immense annoyance. So she simply asked, "So, what do you want to do today, Pinkie?" The pink earth pony squealed in glee and rushed to Twilight.
"Oh Twilight, I've got this new game I want to show you!" said Pinkie Pie. Twilight stood there, processing the information. That look on her face made pinkie smirk.
"Okay, what's this game, then?" Twilight asked.
Pinkie popped a PC game out of her bag. "It's called Minecraft, it's a super-duper fun survival game made of squares!" Pinkie giggled and set the game into the disc slot. Twilight just looked on in confusion, as Pinkie popped a chair up from thin air. She ushered for Twilight to sit down. "Oh we are gonna have so much fun!" Pinkie exclaimed. Twilight sat down, and Pinkie Pie started guiding her around the title screen. "That's so you can start your game, and that's to change your audio and game settings. And that's to go into multiplayer." Twilight clicked start game, and as soon as she knew it she was in a colorful world of squares.
"Umm, Pinkie, what do I do?" Twilight asked. Pinkie giggled and instructed her to go punch some trees. Twilight, confused as ever, followed the advice. Once she had quite a bit of wood, Pinkie gasped.
"Twilight, it's getting dark now! Build a shelter, or dig in the rocks, JUST DO SOMETHING!" Twilight got surprised and built the crafting table. Once she had made the necessary items she went to a nearby hill, and dug into it. Pinkie then said, "Now, dig into it three blocks, and then dig sideways one, so you can hide from the Skellies!"
Twilight gulped. "You dropped me in a game blind and forgot to tell me it had MONSTERS!?!" Pinkie shrank back.
"But that's not even the worst part, there's the Creepers..." Just as she said that, Twilight screamed.
"WHY DOES THAT THING LOOK LIKE A FROWNING PENIS?!"
Pinkie Pie just collapsed, laughing hysterically. When she had finally calmed down, she said, "That's a creeper, they blow up all of your stuff." Twilight sighed, then proceeded to run away. Those Creepers still haunt her to this day. After a while, Twilight came upon a cave, and she saw a grayish material in the rock. Pinkie said, "That's iron, you'll need that for tools, armor and weapons, and also iron bars."
"Isn't fence better, though?"
"Yeah, but iron bars look prettier!"
Twilight grunted, knowing how random her friend could be, and decided not to question it. She proceeded in mining out the material. She now had a full set of armor. Almost immediately after that, she fell down a hole: full of mobs. Twilight screamed and tried to fight, but they overtook her.
"You died!"
"I know, I tried to get out but they overpowered me!"
"Just look for a village, you'll find them in the plains or the desert biome."
So Twilight searched, and searched, and finally came across a village, just as it got dark. "You really need to make a bed, Twi," Pinkie said. "It skips the night completely and saves you time. You need to kill some sheep and get some more wood." So Twilight did so. She made her bed, and skipped to the next day. Twilight sighed in relief, that she didn't have to go through that again. But, to her dismay, cows, hundreds of them, started mooing all around. The noise was unbearable.
This went on for a few hours. Twilight died a few more times, and got tired of the game. But pinkie halted her, saying, "Wait, go into that players game real quick." So she did. She spawned in a vast courtyard, that led to a grand replica of the Royal Palace. She gasped in awe, and walked around a bit, before being broken from her thoughts. "Twilight, see that flint and steel? Go get it, and walk over to all the wood and wool. Now right click on that piece of wood."
Twilight did so, and the floor and walls soon burst into flames. Twilight gasped, but Pinkie reassured her. "Don't worry, it's not very bad, just get out of here." Twilight ran until she was in a mountainous biome. She saw a zombie group, and killed all of them swiftly.
Miles away, in Canterlot, the princess of the night, Luna, was enjoying a relaxing evening with her game. She had just found a cache of diamonds, and happily made her way to her home. Upon getting back, her jaw dropped in surprise. Her work, that took her six months to build, was ablaze. She tried to put it out, but to no avail. She growled. "What cretin hath destroyed our excellent abode!" She scanned the environment, looking for clues or a trail. "WHY DOTH THOU HIDE, VILLAIN! SHOW THYSELF OR FACE MY PIG OF DOOM!" She went to her animal pen, sat on her pig and went on her way. "No, you imbecile, go that way. Uugh, thou art useless. Fine, we shall locate the culprit by ourselves." She got off the pig, and set out on hoof. Then, in the bottom left hand corner, it popped up a message. "TheTrollingCupcakePINK3 has left." Luna growled, and screamed, "ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOU!!!!" and she threw her PC out the window.
Author's Note
More of my rubbishness. As you can probably tell, Minecraft is my favorite PC game ever. And I made this for a dare by a friend of mine, who didn't think I could do it. That and because I felt like writing a dumb random thing.
