Twilight Sparkle has a library full of books. One day, she finds a recipe for cookies. A perfect recipe. They were the most delicious cookies she had ever made. Chocolate chips and everything.

Or, at least, until she gets sick.

WARNING: This fanfiction is extremely graphic and contains a large amount of sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. To all of you cloppers, this is meant to disgust, and most likely will not be suitable for your "needs". But technically yes, this is still clopfiction.

CONTAINS: Vomit, toilet water, watersports, masturbation, anal, and cookies.

NOTE:Do not call me a sick pervert or something. I already know. In addition, please please PLEAAASE do not dislike this story because it contains material you wish to have never seen, because I gave fair warnings. I've seen several stories have this happen to them, so please be courteous enough to remember all of the red highlighted junk in this description. Thanks!