The Things You Regret

Ponyville Tavern

126 Metro Way

Deer Thunder Struck,

I got som things I wanna say to ya. I always wanted to tell you that I always wanted to tell you that you were a jerk. You were always shouting and screeming at me whenever I was working. I always worked real hard, but you were never happy with my work. “Go bust clouds!” or “Stop sleeping!” You need to ~~liten~~ ~~ligten~~ ~~litteng~~ be happy more.

I was happy doing the whether, but then you became my manager, then the apples hit the fan. After that, work was not any more fun, and its all you’re fault. But you know what? Im happy now! I’m a hero and friends with the princess, so why should I have to do manual laboor? I think that you peons can handle it.

So, yeah! I quit. Have fun SUCKING!

Sinceerly,

Rainbow Dash