the tales of tech

Techno walks out of his lovely treehouse he built by himself a while back "hello outside life my old enemy....."he groaned he begins to trot unhappily to a little place called ponyville he  doesn't really live that far away from it " hopefully I can bribe mrs. Cake to get me a few cupcakes...." he shrugs and after a few minutes of trotting he finally arrives at ponyville square "why did I choose to move here.....this place is too colorful and full of the thing they call.....friendship?.....who needs it...." he sighs and walks to a little building that looks something like a cupcake "did they really have to make there house so appetizing....."he curiously takes a bite out of the cupcake shaped house and instantly regrets it"OWOWOWOWOW DAMMIT!!!!!"he falls to the ground in pain turns out that cupcake house is made out of pure brick go figure....