Nightime overshadows the peaceful town of Ponyville, by now everypony is asleep in their cosy little beds with empty glasses of water besides a good majority of the citizens. They do like their nightime water.
But tonight will be a night to remember, a night that will be told in campfire horror stories for years on end because Jeff the Pony killer comes to Ponyville!
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Lyra wakes up from a nightmare in a hot sweat, "Holy shit!" Huffed Lyra "I will never watch the Exorcist before bed again... Fuck me." Now that Lyra has calmed down a little she trots down the hallway and into the bathroom.
Lyra had a piss in the toilet flushed the toilet and had a good mirror view of her tired sunken face along with her baggy eyes while she washed her hooves. "Fuck horror movies..." The lime green mare sighed, "I can't believe Bon Bon likes this kind of stuff I-" the sound of the shower curtains rustling had started Lyra *gasp!*
This can't be good!
Lyra did not look at the direction of the curtains she just looked straight into the mirror hoping that this was one of the many pranks that Bon Bon pulls on poor old Lyra, "Bon Bon, is that you?" No response "Lyra. This is the part when you scare me with your bear claws or bat costume. Or whatever." Still no response, Lyra is not having fun and the anticipation became too much for her "WILL YOU JUST SCARE ME ALREADY AND END MY TORMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!"
A very creepy whisper says "Not only will I end your torment. I will also put you to sleep."
Wow, who knew Bon Bon could pull that perverted clown voice that would only be heard in the fiery depths of hell. Hardly surprising. Lyra just simply sighed rolling her eyes "Oh your going to put me to sleep with chloroform is that it?"
"No." Answered the creepy whisper, "I'll put you to sleep with my trusty dagger!" Moments later the mysterious voice had revealed its identity to poor old Lyra, a bleach white freak without cheeks and eyelids. The lime green mare just frozen up in fear not knowing what to do but worst of all she locked the bathroom door so shes fucked and she knows that.
The freak stares right into her soul with his round eyes licking his own dagger "My name is Jeff the Pony killer. I kill ponies. Whats your name meatbag?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lyra screams so loud that it wakes up Bon Bon from her sex dream about her and Berry Punch, it wakes up some of her neighbours. Lyra did scream pretty loud, maybe she broke a bone. This I gotta see! As if one had a full rest Bon Bon jumped out of the bed skipping all the way down to the bathroom door.
*knock-knock-knock* "Hey Lyra are you ok?" Bon Bon asked then she imagined Berry Punch licking her special area *knock-knock-knock-knock* "Lyra, answer me this instant. Are you ok?"
"Oh, um, yeah I'm okay I just bent my forehoof knee out of my socket and now I have an open fracture. Um, ow. It really hurts." Sweet Jesus an open fracture?! No wonder she screamed so loud but why isn't she still screaming? Why does she sound so weird? Is there someone else in the room?
"Obviously you need to go to hospital, wait while I knock down the door so I see whats happening."
"Oh thats not really necessary tha-" *wham* "Please don't come in I-" *wham* "Stop it! N-" *wham*
The door hinges are braking!
"Just one more buck on the door and it'll be flying from the hinges!" Shouted Bon Bon before giving the now crippled door its final blow, *wham* the door tipped over towards the bathroom making a loud slam as it hit the tiled bathroom floor.
Bon Bon could not believe her eyes when she saw what was happening, a white psychotic freak ass stabbing Lyra repeatably in the chest with a rusty looking dagger AND NOW the killer took notice of Bon Bon! "You! Why don't you go to sleep as well!" it said,
"AUGH! What did you do to her?!" said Bon Bon her face now tearing up "I killed her of course, duh, she is asleep now.",
"Aw hell no!" then she ran off and jumped out the window- breaking her legs but she is still on the run!
I must keep going! I must not give up! Must tell Twilight about this creepy bastard psychopathic pony! Bon Bon had only her left forehoof to keep her running or rather to keep on dragging, of course that wasn't enough for her to get away then she heard a familiar voice and irregular hoof trots "You cannot escape the sleep Bon Bon!" Jeff shouted "Yes I can! And how did you know my name?" Bon Bon screamed- now wishing she never got out of bed, being killed in bed would have been much nicer.
Jeff now only a foot away from Bon Bon "Because I've been stalking you for at least a few days and I've been staying in the attic eating the food from your fridge at the dead of night." This is the end! My is life is gonna end! The things I wanted to in life, the things I wanted to do with Berry Punch! Jeff lunge forward and sank the blade into Bon Bons back *Gasp!* And again *Gasp!* And again *Gasp!*
Now in extreme pain "Please, just end my life! You sick bitch ass motherfucker!" Those were Bon Bons last words
Jeff grabbed her man and lifted her up in the air, a second later Bon Bon felt a horrible cold pain in her throat as the blade tore into her gullet, her neck now severed all of her blood came out!
I feel so cold... The world... Fading... Can't... OOOOooooo, thats a pretty light...
The life from Bon Bons eyes now faded and her body became limp, Jeff tossed her body into someponies trash can slamming the lid down repeatedly until the dead mare actually fitted.
Much to Jeffs dismay he noticed that the sun was going up "Damn it, night is over so soon?" he had no choice but to retreat back to his hideout in the everfree forest leaving behind the obvious evidence...
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