The Galactic Equestrian Adventures of Henry.

by Nemo The Angel

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Princess Luna, Original Character, Random, Adventure
Length: 2972

who knew a night jog could be so exciting, and fraught with adventure! did i mention warp drive?

I'M GOING TO TRY THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES, TO MAKE THIS STORY AS LONG AND EPIC AS I HUMANLY CAN. All though the Miltiverse Theory is quite popular among the Brony faction, I for one had made it that much more interesting for you to accommodate your selves with. (Hope you enjoy seriously I do, sorry for any grammar errors you might encounter. For the most part, I fixed it. and it makes sense.) Constructive Criticism is widely accepted whether it be aggressive or not, just spill the beans! okay.
(Its a bit sloppy and unprofessional I'm very knowledgeable of that just......inexperianced is all) its gets better though.......
*clears throat numerous times*

Now let Me introduce My self....
Hello, My Name is Hank but my Friends call me Henry. I would like to tell you a story of my experience, as it happens. It was During one of my Nightly Runs, I had happen to notice a glimmer of Light just around a Street Corner. due to my curiosity, I decided to check it out. Next thing i knew, i was sucked into some kind of Wormhole, or what had seem to been at least. Any ways last thing I remember was a tainted pinpoint of purple light in an Alley not even five Feet in front of Me. And all a sudden I felt a jolt of Energy coursed through Me, I blacked out. Upon waking I found my self in the world of Equestria, well now...

Published 2012-04-25 14:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-27 07:51:04 UTC

Chapter 1: upon waking...

When chapter gets enough views then i will make another, so make sure to spread the word, for this cracker nerd!

I am experimenting with this story mod, so I may actually perhaps one day, make a book in real life then publish it, besides the American economy is sucking nads as of now.(Gotta find some way to get by Right?) And the world is possibly on the brink of WW3.

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You may of heard of hyper space or maybe string theory right? And of course let's not forget to mention how Einstein's Relativity some how applies to a congregation of other realities, or maybe Carl Sagan's Flat-land. well in this case its Equestria, the two dimensional Universe that Bronies know and love. And in the past have strangely visited and came back, as told by Channel News Nine. Let Me just skip to the point then. Okay, here's how it went down. It all started when I Went about my daily timely scheduled basis for exercise, I was Running right around.... twelve am. (ya that's right i'm nocturnal!)

And I had decided to take a detour. It was a place were there were very few street lights to guide my path. Making a 180 degree angled turn, I passed up an old Apartment Complex. As I flew by, spotting just around another Alley, A small Purple faint glimmer of Light, visible but faint. And it was just pulsating. I damn well knew no one else lived here too, besides this part of the neighbor hood had been deserted for years. Getting closer I notice this aura pulsate faster as I closed in on the alley way. Just as I got there, About three feet from the street corner. It just ....stopped. And this increased my desire even more to see what the heck was going on. So I took a few more steps and then it happened..... I was being pulled into a violet purple vortex! As I struggled to break free of this super natural force, I felt a sudden burst of electricity surge through my veins, then......... nothing, every thing just went dark.

Ouch! I said, getting up still recovering from the unconscious blow I had for what had seemed to be hours, My aching freakin head.... and what a strange dream, mumbling to Myself. Wait! Why in the heck am i seeing Cartoony Physics? And how did I get in this frankly large Room, this can't be right! Something is defiantly up! That, or my visual cortex is messing with Me. Either way it freakin seems that i'm hallucinating. Just then, as I was in a panic. I heard a familiar voice call out to Me.

Ah, Henry your awake!  I guess... so? I said, still dazed and confused, Is that You Luna? I replied.  ''Yes, and I'm glad You already know who I am,''  She said.  well ya, your on a TV show.  ''And I'm well aware of that too Henry'' But what I'm really needing is Your assistance. you see, I have been watching Your actions for years now. And have deemed you worthy of the feats I am needing your help with.  Thinking to Myself I said. Humph, was not expecting to hear something such as that. wait, please let Me get this straight. I'm actually in Eqeustria right?  ''yes''  Then how did I get here?  I had conjured up a summoning spell to bring you here, to this world.  ''Alright then!''  I said firmly, still unsure of whats happening. What is it exactly that You have in mind, that Your needing Me to help you with?'' of course being a Christian in all, it is what I must do.

Oh, Henry it is terrible, the elemental spirits of this universe are...um... well...you see Henry.  ''ya?'' I said, as I shook My head.  they are not doing exactly what they are intended to do.  And what's that? I asked, somehow determined to hear what was going to be said.  Well, instead of maintaining equilibrium  in our universe, they are indeed disrupting the natural order of control, And it is very chaotic. The Fire Spirit is in control of the Weather system, while the water spirit is causing ground waves to disrupt Eqeustria's surface Area.  kind of like an Ocean?  ''apparently''  That sounds very bad Luna.

Whoa! did She just say what I think she said!

''Very,  and to top it off, the Earth Spirit is randomly causing massive sink holes

to develop, making the ground dangerous to venture upon.  ''And the Wind spirit?''  It is shifting and transforming the Wind currents into hyper canes that create much damage and loss of life.  How's come the Elements of Harmony did not extinguish this problematic threat already?  Because the elemental Spirits aren't just out of balance, they're Energy fragments are also scattered among the Galaxy.  So this whole Dimension is in peril then?  ''Sadly, and I am sorry I have failed to have mention that to you before.''  Hey it's cool any who, where should We start then?  You can start by Asking Twilight Sparkle, if she would be able to build a warp drive, that well assist you in your quest, to combat this grave scenario.  ''So your not coming along?''  Oh no, I am! it's just that I have some far more important priorities to attend right now.  And what's that?  '' I'm needing a power source called Magic Matter.''

''Magic Matter?''  Yes, it's kinda like the normal regular Matter that We are comprised of, except it responds only to Magic. And where is this... Magic Matter, located exactly?  ''It is a very rare substance only to exist deep within this Planet.  '' like the planet's core?''  precisely, and because of Equestria's unique Magical Magnetosphere, It is only possible to obtain it to through the developmental process. Only then can You take it. Any others attempts of trying to obtain it, are only met with undesirable outcomes.  ''But if it's in the core, won't I be vaporized before I even reach it? And how is it going to harm Me in such ways?''  It violently disrupts the chromosomes in the DNA residing within Sentient Beings resulting in death.   And to honest Henry, our world is not like others, the Planet itself is quite Hallow.  ''And just how Hallow is it?''  About Five Hundred miles thick.  Wow, to a lesser extant, that sounds pretty dire Luna!  ''It is indeed''

now enough conversing! You must temporarily continue onward without me Henry. Now I'm going to Teleport You just outside Twilight Sparkle's Library in Ponyville. Please don't let Me down Henry, Your our only hope.

''But Lun-''

just then as I was trying to probe for more answers. I saw another flash of light, but only this time I did not sustain a concussion. But rather another strange sensation coursing though Me I was trans-mutating into a PONY?! It was pretty strange too. It's like when a man turns werewolf, That very same principle applied to Me, except it didn't hurt, just tingled. After that ordeal,  I neared a small Puddle of Water to see what my new body was like. I came to discover that Its was illuminated, weird huh? Seriously how in the hell does one turn into a pony and litterly have his very own bio-luminescence, in less.... I turned to my flank as I beheld my now forming cutie-mark. SO THAT'S WHY! I said aloud to my self. It was actually quite a spectacle to see. It was....well a a uh...WAIT, WHAT THE...OH MY LORD! it was an Atom with protons surrounding it. I  was certainly utterly astounded by this visual. I wonder what my talent is. unfortunately, that well have to wait. As of now,

I have a reality to save.

next time on the Equestrian adventures of Henry...

Chapter 2: twilight's temporary third assistant.

I guess being a Pony is not all that bad, just wait in till you discover what my hidden talent is. EEEEK! I'm so Ecstatic!

stay tuned......

Chapter 2: twilight's temporary third assistant.

Chapter 2: twilight's temporary third assistant.

looks like it's morning already.  Wow! The Tree library looks the same as it did on TV. At least Luna had the decency to Teleport me here on location. I Just wish I Knew how I mysteriously trans-mutated into a Cartoon Horse. Wonder what else this Universe has in store for me? I suppose It's pretty cool being a Pony. BESIDES THE FACT THAT I'M GLOWING! *SIGH* I guess this is the part were I go and meet Twilight. I just hope my Illumination does not freak her out too much, let alone Spike also cowering down from the sight of me. last thing I need is more damn headaches.*sigh* okay...... here it goes.

*knock ,knock, knock*

The door popped opened " it was Spike."

Hel-?

*THUD*

Oh great, here we go! It seems Anything random tends to happen here in Equestria.

WHAT THE HAY! W-W-WHY ARE YOU G-GLOWING LIKE THAT!

"Spike said, Shouting in fear."  Whoa there Little Guy, It's OK, I just need to speak wi-  A voice called out from up stars.

Spike is every thing OK?  "I don't even think I need to tell you who that is, i'm sure it is already relevant."

TWILIGHT COME HERE, PL- PLEASE!!

Spike What's wrong? what has you so spooked?  At the  d-d-d-door He's g- glowing  What? Who's glowing? Is this another one of your jokes, cause I ain't laughing. "She started to sound annoyed."  no Twilight p- p- p.

Due to Spikes intense fear, He could barely speak as he stuttered saying.  T-T-Twilight Please,  just come here!

Fine I'm coming, I'm coming.  "After Spike had called out to Twilight, before she could even lay a hoof on the library floor."  He zoomed right up the stairs,  as if he was Kid Flash. Jeez,  And i do mean, that kid was really freaked out. So scared, that He even defied the Laws of physics, of course Equestria obeys a totally different set of rules.  Spike! What's wrong with you?  The stallion at the door, He's glowing, Twilight.  Ugh! If it makes you feel any better,  just stay here and i'll go see what's up OK.  "She said as she descended down the last remaining number of stairs."

Hello there, i'm really sorry about my assi-.

Cocking her head in confusion, she asked me.  Are you okay?  "Well at least she kept her cool."

Just fine, thank you.  ya, um... you do know your glowing right?  yep, sure do.  "I said in an upright polite gesture, trying not to provoke her.''  your... not worried? ''She said''  Nope, I actually find it quite intriguing. "I relied."

Intriguing?  "Twilight asked, with a WTF expression."  Uh huh, I replied.  I mean it's not every day that Somepony has something extraordinary happen to them. ya know?  What are you getting at any way?

*thought bubble* Guess I should stop while I'm still ahead. ''Nothing never mind any way, I'm pleased to meet you, my name is"  Henry.   Oh, I'm guessing you must be the stallion, Princess Luna informed me about, she had told me everything that has been happening.  And many great things about you

I have to say Henry, you made quite an entrance back there, giving poor spike a good scare like that.  yyyaa, sorry about what had happen earlier. Is he going to be alright?''  Oh he'll fine, don't worry about it,  he'll come around.

"That's was a relief."  Luna had told me that you are in need of a warp drive, if I'm correct?  ''you very much are''. Luna and I have to travel to certain star systems at a fast enough speed to retrieve What we require.

"Twilight paused for a moment."  she exclaimed, saying,  I'm going with you!

Are you sure Luna would allow that?  Maybe you should consult with her first.

I already Actually, as you were knocking on the door. We were chatting about that, She has requested me to come along,  so I can research any life forms that we come across in our travels.  Oh and that reminds me, I built an essence locator, so it'd be easier to track down The fragments.  Awesome, that'll make our jobs all the more easier to bare with.

"Henry?"  ya?  "I replied with a straight face."  Don't get your hopes up just yet, we still need the parts in order to make the the warp drive fully operational.  Luna should be back in a few days. In the mean time, we need to get ready for the voyage ahead. The universe is counting on us.

"After we had gathered all the parts for the hyper drive." ( drive motivator, titanium-chromium cover, e.t.c.)We had lunch together, considering twi and I had very similar  interests,  we talked for some time. Probably like an hour of so. And holy crap did we talk. She explained how magic matter functioned, and how it had such an important role in our journey. She said, the properties of the magical substance are made active only when both, liquid rainbows and plutonium make contact, resulting in the ancient hyper-sonic-rain-boom, or so she told me. In which the highest recorded speeds go up to one trillion miles an hour. Far surpassing the speed limit of sound and light.

Twilight, how exactly are we going to survive the intense G-forces, portrayed with such high speeds?

''It's quite simple actually. Luna will use her magic to change the ship's trajectory if needed, while maintaining artificial gravity and ion shields, for our protection. But for her to do all this, she would have to stay outside the ship, just on the nose

*THUD*

WHAT?!? IS SHE CRAY?!?  ''I started to freak out''  There is no Atmosphere, let alone air currents in space! And not to mention the friction upon entering a planet's atmosphere It's fatal! she'll suffocate, freeze and explode all at the same time!

''Henry''  Twilght said trying to get my attention.

And the Temperature it's like freaking 800 decrees below zero!

''Henry''

I also need to mention solar radi-, again, Twilight interrupted me.

HEEEEEEENNNRRRRYYYYY!!!

Calm down, she is a goddess, for crying out loud! Rain, sleet or snow nothing in nature can harm Luna, or celestia for that matter.  Alright, alright sorry, sheesh it just...seems improbable for a feat like that to be processed, with out danger lingering, that is.

I suddenly felt that strange sensation again.  uh oh, not again, not now!........  "Umm, is every thing OK?''  She asked me with a serious look.  It's happening again Twi.  What's happening again?

''The tingly sensation!''

I still don't know what your talking about Hen-

*schloch*

*QWEEEP*

*KABOOM!!!*

?!?!?!

" I instantly flew back into a tree just behind us, almost knocking it completely down." If it weren't for the now fractured tree stump,  I may have flown at least a hundred feet backwards. Smashing into God knows what.

W- What the!?  I said, watching a massive blue beam of particle energy, shooting from my horn,

HENRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

I don't know, I can't stop! what should I do!

just visualize it stopping!

What!?

just do it!

Okay...

I did as she had instructed me to do.

*ZUMP*

(Success) After that, I saw a huge chard magma invested streak mark, as far as the eye could perceive.

Utter silence, confusion and shock took place after   ..........................Oh my.........was... was that your talent?  Twilight asked me, looking at the carnage with a horrified expression mounted on her face.  It............seems..... so. "I replied."

I was pretty shaken up and awed myself. It was quite the scene.

Maybe we should......... go in side, Henry.  I'm way ahead of you on that Twi.  we both raced inside the library leaving the picnic table behind hoping nopony would notice the obvious.  As we made our way to the door, Spike standing just above the balcony, rubbing his Eyes. ''asking''  Twilight, What was that loud noise outside?  Nothing! you needn't to worry about Spike. go back to sleep. Twilight exclaimed nervously.  But I'm wide awake, Spike said glancing out a nearby window. He's eyes grew large and his mouth dropped open.

Uhh Twilight, what is that?  The scaly little dude said.  Oh We just had a little accident is all  Little? I really don't think that's the accurate Word your looking for Twilight. I said rather bluntly.  Twilight, did something happen? "Spike seemed worried"  I'm afraid so Spike. Twilight said with a concern look on her face  Can you tell me then?  "Spike asked"  Henry and I were having a conversation during Lunch. When out of nowhere, His Horn began to glow. Then it just shot a vat of energy into the distance.  I don't know. That's a pretty big mess,  for one unicorn to do twilight. ''Spike stated''  Well if you don't believe me, ask Him your self.  She directed the tension towards me but I busy thinking what it would be like, if ponies could fart while singing at the same time.  Well...... she said tapping her right hoof impatiently. " I was still day dreaming a little, so I did not catch first glimpse at what she was saying."  Are you even listening to me?  "She said" sounding a bit annoyed.  well?....   "My Attention change"  Oh ya, It's true Spike I had happen to cause  that obvious scar you see out there.

Does any pony else know?  "Spike asked."  I sure hope not.  "Twilight said worriedly."  let's just get back to work.

diffidently!  "I replied."

Hey what's that outside?  "Spike said" sounding a bit shaky. What? "Twilight Replied", peering out the door. Henry I think you should check this out.  Check what out?  The clouds "She said startled." She pointed to the horizon. What in the world?         "I said very confused."  It was fast approaching ....... it was the color of brimstone.

Next time, on the Galactic Equestrian adventures of Henry.

Oh my, Oh my, Oh my! this is bad! this is very bad! Every thing is catching on fire.

Henry, spike hurry! follow me to the basement!

we just need to wait out these bizarre anomalies, in till Luna can return with the fuel for the ship.

Chapter 3: Cloudy with a chance of destruction

Stay tuned...............

Next chapter well be bit more action packed. new self discoveries will be made.

some pony is also kidnapped in the process,

and I meet a new foe too, will I be able to prevent the kidnapping, or will it be too late

remember to stay tuned!

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I'm outy!