You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

You inform your brain that it’s time to turn on the charm.

You wiggle your eyebrows provocatively, just like your friend Earl told you to do. “Flutterbitch, we’re-”

“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!”

You wince at your mistake. Perhaps there’s a reason your friend Earl is in prison on charges of sexual assault. “Okay, that came out wrong. Let me start over…”

> Be assertive! Tell her who’s boss!
> This behavior calls for a bit of intervention. Let her know how she’s hurting others.
> Be adorable to the point of puking.