Me,Myself & Rainbow Dash

by Sabertooth Pie

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1826

Soarin is escorting Rainbow Dash across country to a protective services station while dealing with ray who also likes RD.

Meet Soarin a nice kind stallion that gets pushed around a lot. Meet Ray baddass pretty bad boy polar opposites with Soarin. Both in love with the same mare Rainbow Dash. Problem is Soarin and Ray are the same person. Ray and Soarin fight each other mentally and physically to win RD heart but in there efforts there getting chased by cops, gangs, psychopaths, and with all this happening who will win RD's heart?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-22 00:54:33 UTC

Problems

Hi everyone I'm StarSide and I'll be telling you reader a story about a special stallion named Soarin and his life changing journey to becoming a new stallion but first let's take a look at this stallion's past to know his present. We open up to a park where Soarin is just 9 years old and he is currently playing in the sand with his new toy let's see what happens shall we? "Vrrm vrrm faster! faster! Mam I don't think we have enough speed. Then I'll make more speed cadet, for my name is...".

"Hey loser!" Soarin was cut off by the approching bully who kicked his toy across the sand. "What cha doin biatch" The bully shouted but Soarin just looked up at the bully without a word unfazed by his yelling. "Are deafth? I said what cha doin bitch" the bully yelled again quickly getting anoyed by Soarin's silence. "Do I need to beat your ass again for you to talk" Soarin shook his head, the bully looked at the toy he kicked and went to pick it up examining it in all its glory it was a primieum Stormy Flare figurine.

"Th...that...that's mine" Soarin stuttered standing up still being a few inches smaller than the bully.

"Ha! what you gonna do huh what you gonna do about it?" the bully yelled in Soarin's face in which Soarin pushed the bully back resulting him to call and hit his head on the side of a slide. Soarin didn't even move to scared to runaway the bully got back up and punched Soarin across the jaw esulting in him falling. The bully booed on top of him and unleashed a barrage of fists hitting him repeadetly in till the bully got tired and took his toy and left leaving a bruised and leeding Soarin crying on the ground.

Wow what a sad tell but lets skip a few years ahead where it's Soarin's birthday and he's turning 12 years old we zoom in on a snowcovered house and into the living room lets watch. "Soarin! Come down sweety were all waiting for you" his mother called from downstairs. Soarin was up in his room watching the snow fall outside, he hated his birthdays specially since his brother Velocity's birthday was on the same day, he always got better and more presents than him but at last he went downstairs.

There had been only one thing and one thing only he wanted for his birthday and that was a ticket to see the Wonderbolts in action at there show tonight. Everyone was there all his family he had no friends but his brother did all 16 of them were there smiling has everybody sang happy birthday to both of them. They blew out the candles and everybody gave Velocity a gift of course but what Soarin didn't expect was for him to receive none.

He was about to freak out when he saw a small gift about the size of a ticket still there but it had no name on it, Soarin was going to grab it off the table when his grandpa grabbed it and gave it to velocity. He opened it up quickly and of course it was the Wonderbolt show ticket but not all hope was lost when his mother came up to him.

"Look I know you were going to be numbed about the ticket thing so I got you this enjoy" she said has she left Soarin spent no to a ripping the wrapping paper away to reveal a birthday card. Soarin felt crushed at the sight he opened the card to reveal a message saying 'happy birthday' and that was it his only gift a birthday card. But like anything else he just shoved it down and went upstairs for the rest of the day, where he  just looked out his room window has the snow fell he spent that night glaring out the window has his brother left to see the show.

Wow so heart breaking isn't it but that's not all it turns out even after both fiascos Soarin didn't learn his lesson because even further into the future at the age of 16 he let his own friend excuse my language fuck his girlfriend and let her leave. Enough said there now we move on to are final memory tonight and that is well you'll see tee hee.

Soarin is now 22 years old and has his dream job as a wonderbolt he is attending his dad's friends barbeque with his boss Spitfire. They enter threw the side gate into the backyard of the house where everybody was talking or partying out there was a 11 ft pool and a 5ft jacuzzi, a grill stand with tables next to it, and even a well let's just say you go to that area to have 'fun'. "Man this dude must be rich ha fuck" Soarin stated while walking towards the pool and taking a quick peep at the deep end.

"Yeah looks like it" Spitfire awnsered back gazing at the back yard

"Ms Fire and uh Soarin a pleasure to see you both I'm Mr Smith it's good to see you two made it to my barbequ I hope you guys enjoy the food and the company". He then turned around walking quite oddly back to the grill where he began barbecuing again Spitfire decided to go talk to the group of girls in the left corner of the backyard while Soarin went to talk to his mom.

"Hey sweety it's good to see you again after all these years" Soarin's mom said while huggin him lovingly.

"It's good to see you too ma" Soarin replied they just looked at each other for a little bit when Soarin's dad came from inside the house holding buns for the burgers. "Hey dad" he said has he tried to start a conversation with his father Soarin's dad just gave him a glare then resumed to helping Smith with the buns.

"Hey son...what are you doing her anyway?" his father replied but didn't face him.

"I was invited"

"Oh really?"

"Yes! Really!"

"Ha what fucking ever why don't you just get out of here? I'm too hungry to deal with you right now" Soarin's dad groaned while giving Smith the buns he was holding.

Soarin stutied his dad's expression seeing every wrinkle every detail of his annoyed face, he could sense coldness like a six sense when he finally snapped. "No!" Soarin yelled on the top of his lungs making everyone stop in there tracks and turn to see the scene unfold.

"What!?"

Soarin covered his mouth for a split second but then uncovered it, looking around the party figuring he might as well unleash his feelings. "You...you heard me I said no...all you ever done is push me away that's what you've always done!" Soarin spoke has his father got closer slowly. "You've never been there for me never...you neglected me,treated me like crap, and you said I couldn't do it I couldn't become a fucking wonderbolt! well guess what dad I am a wonderbolt".

His dad got closer easing a hand toward Soarin slowly "Sun you need to calm down"

"Why!? Because I'm embarissing your friend huh?"

" No! You're embarrassing me and you need to fucking stop before things get ugly...ok" Soarin's dad spoke slightly angered has everyone was staring.

"You know what fuck you dad! I don't even know why you had me because you fucking hate me you cunt you never cared about me, the only son you care about is Velocity and you know what I don't give a shit if you drop dead right now!". After Soarin's out burst he wiped his tears away which were apparently running down his cheeks.

"How dare you disrespect me in front of everybody you sunnava..." Soarin's dad speech was cut off by Soarin slamming his dad's face into the grill burning the side of his face. His dad pushed him off while they glared at each other.

"You're goin to regret that you fuckin coward!" his dad yelled while running up to Soarin he punched his father across the face leaving a bruise on his cheek leading to his father tackling him in to the deep end of the pool.

Spitfire came back outside after going to use the restroom to see a fight between Soarin and his dad, she took off towards the two to break the right up.

Soarin trys to unhook his father's grasp around his neck that was choking him underwater, Soarin finally got the advantage when he smashed his father's face to the side of the pool and swam up out of the pool getting up gasping for air. "How's that pool side taste hitch you hungry now what some more!?" Soarin's dad came out of the pool coughing up water and gasping for air has he pulled himself out he looked up at Soarin and frowned.

"Your a disgrace to the Lightyear name son" Soarins dad said has he stood up and faced Soarin "Look I know I was hard on you Sun but it was the way I was taught to be a man and the way I'd teach you. I love you just as much has Velocity but I knew you had potential to be something great." his father spoke with sincerity while putting a hand on his shoulder. Soarin slapped his hand off his shoulder in frustration and anger.

"Then why put me down, why neglect me, treat me like trash you ruined my initiation into the wonderbults everything I've done or accomplished you've never acted with a Damon care in the world." Soarin spoke angrily balling his hands.

"Ahh son it was to toughen you up I figured it you can handle me being mean you could handle the world and more importantly life.

"Then why the extra work what was that supposed to do build fucking character!" Soarin yelled in his dads face.

"No it was to show you that there's gonna be things I don't wanna do in life that your going to have to do." his dad spoke softly but Soarin was still infuriated and hated his father's excuse for his actions.

Soarin closed his eyes and spoke threw gritted teeth "no one teaches there sons that at such a early age, oh and what about the time you locked me in a locker for 2 days or threw me off the 2nd floor on to a table oh and let's not forget my personal favorite." Soarin said with sarcasm the time you hit on my girlfriend,called the cops on me and had Velocity heat me up while I was tied down! all at the same fucking time

" Soarin yelled more his face growing red, " huh huh dad was that all part of BULLSHIT LIFE LESSONS huh DAD was it!"