Ponies And A Half

In classroom 1F of Furinkan High…

Akane was in a good mood. For the first time in months, she didn't have to fight the Hentai Horde… Well, she didn't have to fight them yesterday, but this was the first time she didn't have to deal with them at all. This was going to be a good day in school, she could feel nothing weird was going to happen.

"What?! You only found out about ONE PIECE?!" yelled the otaku boy. Then again, with this school, something else weird was going to happen.

"So, what's the problem?" asked Momo.

"How can you not know about One Piece? I mean, it's everywhere! TV, comics, movies, magazine covers, amusement parks, boats... I mean, it's the king of anime right now! And one of the most popular manga of all time, if not the most popular! It would be like one of your friends asking what Harry Potter is…"

"Harry Potter?" Hikaru asked Ranma.

The otaku boy turned to Hikaru. "I heard that!" He turned to face Momo again. "Well… that's a conversation for another day! She does look like the type to become a Harry Potter fan…"

"So…I take it he's the class Otaku…" said Ranma with a sweat drop.

"He wants to make a dating sim based on us," replied Akane with a bigger sweat drop. "I think that goes without saying."

"Say, Momo." The otaku boy sat down on his seat, "Would you be interested in any other series?"

"What kind of series?"

"Well of course I'm going to lend you some One Piece." He placed the first five volumes of the manga on the desk. "I'm also going to lend Sailor Moon, that's a classic. Lucky Star's good. I'll also add Haruhi Suzumiya since the two tend to go hand and hand. You need a harem one in there so I think Tenchi would suit you as it's also a classic. Azumanga Daioh would suit you well… Don't know why, but I'd like you to try Pichi Pichi Pitch as well." The otaku boy then looked at the large stack of manga he was about to offer to Momo. "I think that's good for now…"

Everyone in the room sweat dropped at the size of the stack.

Hikaru looked unsure about the otaku boy's more than generous offer. "Are you sure it's a good idea to lend those? I mean, what if she loses them?"

"Don't worry! Those are my lending copies."

"Lending copies?"

"One to own, one to collect and one to lend out."

Any sweat drops in the room got bigger. They had no idea that the class otaku was at that level of otaku…

Applejack looks around and asks," Where's Zhang?"

Secret Cave...

Zhang forges a sword. He sighs and mutters a spell.

When the sorrow of three sisters are joined together

When the Eldest hides Steady Earth

The Second hides Cooling Water

And The Third hides Burning Fire

I forge this sword in the name of Three!

Zhang fires it one more time, hammers it one more time, and cools it one more time. Exhaustion overtakes him as he finishes sheathing it.

He mutters,"I'm going to cut that useless father and he's going to know the pain his daughters went through." Snore.

What happened last night?

Flashback

Nabiki leads her sisters on to the roof.

Akane asks,"Why are we going up to the roof?"

"Zhang wants to speak to us."

Kasumi wonders," Why at midnight?"

"I don't know."

Akane asks," Why did you accept his deal?"

"I don't know."

"Then why?" asks Kasumi.

"I trust him."

They are now at the rooftop.

"We're here." shouts Nabiki.

"Made it!" Zhang falls headfirst onto the roof."OW!"

Akane whispers," Are you sure we can trust him?"

"Yes."

"You wound me, Akane! After all, I took down the Yakuza!" Zhang exclaims.

"What!?" Akane yells. Kasumi only seems mildly surprised.

Zhang raises his hand for calm. "Relax... You'll never have to worry about money again! Only your father."

"What do you mean?" says Kasumi calmly.

Zhang conjures a tea table with four cups of tea.

"Come. All will be explained."

As soon as they sit, a cloud floats them up. Nabiki is as calm as usual, Kasumi is just... Kasumi, and Akane panics slightly before calming down.

"Now, let us discuss the familial situation before we came."

Thus begins an analysis where Soun just mopes and the daughters take care of everything. Kasumi is the housetaker, Nabiki is the manager who has had to deal with the Yakuza, and Akane is Dojo Sensei slash defender.

Akane begins to get ready to tackle Zhang when he says," But I fixed everything! Nabiki is now the new head of the Yakuza and I fade away!"

"What do you mean?" Kasumi asks slightly worried.

Zhang looks at Kasumi with a sorrowful glance,"I'm sorry, but all of you are in too deep. The only way to be safe was to become a shark."

Kasumi nods understandingly.

"On the bright side, all I need is a little of your souls for a weapon that would forever protect you and all that you love!" Zhang smiles brightly.

Akane shakes her head," NOT IN THIS LIFE!"

"Then how about the next?"

All three sisters suddenly black out.

The last thing they hear is,"I'm sorry, but you won't remember this conversation."

Tadbit morbid, but it'll be happy soon!

Later that afternoon, Ryoga was lost. Then again, he's been lost for the past week so it's normal. However, he had managed to get word that the school that they were attending was Furinkan High from some random guy in a black suit. So he was looking for both the Tendo Dojo and Furinkan High. That was when he asked some random guy in a black suit.

"Do you know where either Furinkan High or the Tendo Dojo is?", he asked. He was answered with a motion to look at a sign… which clearly read "Furinkan High". "I'm here."

That was when noticed that classes in school have ended and the students were headed home. Right away, he noticed a certain group. And Chiyo was among them. Ryoga swallowed, called out her name, and ran over to her.

As he runs over, the man in black pulls out a walkie-talkie," Mission accomplished... Hai! Thank you Mrs. Nabiki!" He leaves silently.

"Ryoga!" Chiyo was happy to see him. "I've been so worried about you."

"Yeah." Ryoga blushed slightly.

"Oh, here!" Ryoga gives Chiyo the Fluttershy doll he got from the rat.

Chiyo also blushes and whispers,"Thanks..."

Awkward silence.

"Um… Ryoga… we're all here too," Ranma voiced out.

Ryoga sweat dropped when he realized that "Sorry…"

"So…where you've been?" asked Ran.

"Oh just around, Osaka, Zhang's new base, Sapporo, Area 51, Okinawa…"

"How did he get to Okinawa?" wondered Akane.

Zhang scratches his head," I knew you were at my new base, but Area 51?"

The otaku pair is frantically taking pictures of Ryoga. Ryoga notices that reaction, but ignores it.

"I have no idea… and it wasn't the first time," Ranma said with a shrug. "He wound up lost five times when we went to school together."

"I was so worried about you," said Chiyo.

"You were?" asked Ryoga.

Chiyo nodded with a smile and that made Ryoga blush again. All of a sudden, he drew the umbrella he always carried and blocked an attack… which came from Kuno.

"Who are you, knave?" asked the idiotic kendōka. "And how dare you talk to the fair Chiyo."

Ryoga turned to his friends, all of them with looks on their faces that said 'Not this again.' Due to the regularity of Kuno doing something like this.

"Who is he?" Ryoga asked with a sweat drop.

Hikaru didn't know how to put it, but she answered, "Kuno. He's in Nabiki's class…"

"Can I snipe him?" mutters Zhang.

No.

"Come on!"

Awkward looks at him.

"What!? Its okay when Momo breaks the fourth wall, but not me?"

Yes.

"NOT HELPING!" Zhang attempts to snipe something unseen. Momo joins in just for fun.

"He's deluded himself into thinking we're all in love with him," added Belle.

Ryoga nodded in understanding, his sweat drop getting bigger.

"How dare you talk to them as if you know them!" yelled Kuno.

"Um... Kuno, we've known him longer than you have," said Alex.

"Is this true?" Ranma and company nodded in response. "I see. However, I can't stand to see these fine ladies near someone like you." Kuno turned to face Ryoga. "What is your name?"

"Ryoga Hibiki." Kuno took out a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and then threw it at him. "What this?", Ryoga asked as he caught the paper.

"An official challenge letter for a duel."

"I accept."

Everyone in the group save for Akane groaned.

"This going to be stupid," said Shampoo.

"Yes it is!" said Zhang who has given up shooting the narrator and was filming the whole conversation going on just now.

Later…

They all decided to talk about in Cologne's new restaurant: The Cat Café. In the window was a sign that read, "For dress shop, inquire in back."

"Seriously? You named it that?" Ranma asked.

"Great-grandmother thought it would be a cute name," answered Shampoo.

"Oh, come on, Ranma.", assured Momo. "I'm sure there won't be any kitties in there."

Ranma glared at Momo when she said that who could only laugh.

Akane looked at Ranma and asked, "What was that about?"

"Best you don't know," Alex told her.

"But..."

Zhang shakes his head," Really, ignorance is bliss! Curiousity doth kill the cat!"

A very deadly glare from Shampoo.

Whimpers,"And big mouths kill dragons."

They all went inside the restaurant, which had the menu items on the walls, and could fit a couple dozen people though the place.

"Welcome to Cat Café," said Cologne. "Oh, Ryoga, you've returned."

They sat down and were offered free food. There they told Cologne about the oncoming duel.

"So you've received a challenge from Kuno," she said. "I've heard a lot about him. Still haven't seen him myself."

"Do you want us to take you to the fight tomorrow?" Alex asked.

"No, I'll be fine," assured Ryoga. Everyone sweat dropped when he said that; they all knew he couldn't find his way out of a walk in closet, let alone make it the next day on his own.

"Ryoga…" Ranma sighed. "You know when we were in school, your mom was so worried about you that they had to made me take you home everyday you attended school."

"That's not true. There are days that my parents picked me up."

"Yeah, but you wouldn't return to school until a week later."

"From what we've heard, Ryoga's parents are just as bad," Alex whispered to Akane.

Zhang whispers,"They're worse. Last I heard they got to Milliways. They got lost in Space AND Time."

Akane nodded, somehow not surprised about this fact.

"It's not that bad," insisted Ryoga.

"Not that bad?" asked Ran. "You did a straight U-turn back to the Amazon Village after a day of trying to escape it! AND you lost me and Alex!"

"If it weren't for Zhang, who knows what would have happened to them." said Ranma.

"My sense of direction isn't that bad." Ryoga was persistent. It was times like this that he was too prideful to admit he needed help with his predicament.

"I don't know why… but I'm getting a case of déjà vu," Hikaru said as she then turned to face Alex, remembering the "baked bads" and "bunny stampede".

"Why are you looking at me?" Alex asked with a sweat drop.

Ranma sighed and said, "I think it's time to break it you." He always knew this day would come… the day where he would have to tell Ryoga the thing he had been hiding for years. "You're an internet celebrity."

"What?" asked Ryoga.

"I KNEW IT!" Zhang cheers until a hot broth of soup turns him chibi-dragon."COME ON! Stupid narrator."

Meanwhile, in the quarters used by the Kendo Team, a first year student knocked on the door.

"I'm meditating in here!" yelled Kuno.

"Sorry. I wanted to talk to you about something."

Kuno groaned. "Fine… come in."

The kendo team member sweat dropped at he saw the walls. Covering them were posters of the eight "girls" he was in love with. "Okay… that's not creepy."

"What do you want?"

"Is it true you're fighting Ryoga Hibiki?"

"Yes, that is his name. Why?"

"You have no idea who he is, do you?" He then took out his iPhone, opened up a website, and showed it to Kuno, who sweat dropped at the information he saw.

Back at the Cat Café, Belle was using a laptop that Cologne bought for her business. But she was having difficulties with the computer.

"No that's not it…" she complained. "I didn't mean to click on that… why won't this close?" Computers like that didn't exist in Equestria (well they did, Twilight owned one but it wasn't the type of computers humans had), so naturally she'd have problems. After several minutes, Belle finally got to the site Ranma was telling them about. "Where on Earth is Ryoga Hibiki?"

"Who made the site again?" asked Ryoga.

"I think it was some members of the computer club at our old school," answered Ranma, "You know, I'm surprised they didn't use a version of that Carmen Sandiego theme from American Show."

"I see." Mumbled Ryoga with a sweat drop.

"There are pictures from all over Japan and a few from other places. I don't know if it's still updating… It's been a while since I've seen it."

"It is," said Belle. "The latest update was today."

The newest picture was of a blushing Ryoga handing the Plush Fluttershy to Chiyo.

"Hey, there's pictures from last week!" said Momo. "Akihabara, Osaka, Manila, oh…"

"What's wrong?" asked Hikaru.

"He was seen at Tokyo Disneyland during the week." After hearing about the famous theme park, she's been wanting to go.

"Somehow, I wound up there," sighed Ryoga. "I didn't even pay for it."

"So basically you broke into Disneyland?" asked Ranma with a sweat drop.

"I think so…"

"If I were you, I wouldn't go anywhere near Chiba for a while…" suggested Akane.

"Or even go any where near a Disney store," added Ran.

Ryoga couldn't help but sweat drop.

Zhang points at the picture with a selfie of him and a rat. "Where did you get that?"

Ryoga sweat-drops and he mumbles," I got the Plush for Chiyo from it. I don't know why it just wanted a selfie with me. It was really nice, helped me back up from underneath the ground."

Zhang turns triumphantly around,"I TOLD YOU! I told you that those plushies were a rare kind made by underground rats."

All sweat drop.

Meanwhile, at a store that sold camping supplies, Kuno had bought a tent.

"So I'm guessing you're going on a training journey," said the clerk. He lived in Furinkan, and it was rare to find someone to who was actually going camping.

"No… I have challenged Ryoga Hibiki to a duel, and I must wait for him," Kuno replied. He realized if what that website said was true, it would take days—a week at most—to wait for him.

"Excuse me for a moment." The clerk went to another area of the store, somewhere he felt Kuno couldn't hear him. "Hey, Satoshi!" he yelled. "That guy just challenged Ryoga Hibiki to a duel."

That was when Kuno heard uproarious laughter, and he began to get angry, taking out his cell phone to call someone.

Little did the store clerks know was that their store would soon go out of business due to certain reasons… reasons involving insulting a member of one of the richest families in Japan.

Of course, the footage from inside the camera store was going onto a newly made website. Also, the store would reopen and expand under the name of the Nandemoari(Anything Goes) Yakuza group.

TAKE THAT KUNO!

Sometime later, Chiyo and Ryoga were talking just outside the Cat Café. Why? Because Ryoga decided to go to the duel on his own.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Chiyo hugging the plushie.

"I'm sure," answered Ryoga. "If I was able to survive the last few days with my curse, I'm sure I can survive as long as possible."

"That's good." Chiyo gave a gentle smile. "I've been worrying about you a lot."

Ryoga couldn't help but blush when she said that. "I'll see you soon, Chiyo."

"Wait. Pinkie Pie had started spreading word of our real names around, stating that they're nicknames. So you don't have to call me Chiyo all the time."

"Thanks for letting me know… Fluttershy." Chiyo blushed slightly at that.

Ryoga then walked away in some random direction. Seriously, it was a random direction. He just chose to walk that way. He knew it was the wrong way, but he didn't care. He also knew it was going to bite him in the butt later.

Silver-chibi notices this and phones Nabiki,"Get your men into position, P-chan has left the base."

Through a window in the Café, Akane, Belle, and Momo were watching the scene.

"Does she like him back?" asked Akane.

"We're not sure," answered Belle.

"She's always like that. Not even Rarity can tell… and they're best friends," said Momo.

"I see," replied Akane.

"What are you doing?" asked Hikaru as she came over. The three girls sweat dropped as they stopped spying.

"Nothing!" Akane almost yelled out.

"Not certainly spying on the two if they like each other, because that would be absurd," denied Belle.

Hikaru could only sweat drop as a response to that, clearly not convinced. Hikaru turns and looks at Silver.

"What are YOU doing?"

"Sending out coordinates to Nabiki. I just instated her as the new head of a Yakuza group that's been bothering both families. We now have enough resources to subtly guide Ryoga back to Furinkan. Before all I could do was know where he was. Sometimes, he beats the system though."

Sweat-drop and slowly stepping back.

That night at the Tendo Household…

Soun and Panda Genma, who were playing Go, were staring at Pinkie Pie, who was reading the pile of manga she was loaned. History's Strongest Disciple Kennichi in particular, which she was really enjoying.

"This is so funny!" the pink earth pony laughed. "There's a boy like Fluttershy in here but instead of the animals liking him, they hate him."

"She's going to be one of those weird Otakus… isn't she?" asked Soun.

"You got that right," signed Genma in agreement. "Then again, aren't all Otaku weird?"

"I guess you have a point."

"Says the useless father," Zhang says. Soun turns around to be met with a slash from the newly made sword!

Pinkie Pie tackles Zhang and pours cold water on him. He is then tied up by Applejack and Rainbow Dash who were playing the newly installed Wii console.

Genma-Pan checks Soun for any injuries. He signs angrily," What were you thinking?"

No response as his mouth was duct-taped by Pinkie.

Applejack shakes her head and says,"Get Twilight down here."

Panic and 11 keys fall out of his side.

Rainbow Dash grabs these and ask,"And what are these?"

Eye-roll.

Ripped off Duct Tape.

"OW!"

"Those keys were presents for the Six of you, Ryoga, Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, and Shampoo to get into the secret base underneath the school!" Says Storm cheerfully.

Twilight levitates him," More importantly, WHY DID YOU CUT UP SOUN!?"

"He needed to see the pain his daughters went through after he became useless."

"HOW IS CUTTING HIM UP DOING THAT!?"

Storm laughs.

Slam.

"Ow. OK! You might want to get Akane and Kasumi down here. Nabiki too if you can."

"You better have a bloody good reason for this" growls Applejack.

"I do. Can you put me down now? All the bloods rushing to my head."

"No."

In the Meeting Room...

Storm is bound in purple chains. The Mane Six surround him as do the three sisters. Ranma Saotome and Genma-Pan are off to the side taking care of Soun Tendo.

Kasumi starts off," Why did you cut up Father?"

"For the exact reasons, he is one."

Akane: WHY!?

Storm: He wasn't much of one, now was he!

Applejack: What do you mean?

Storm: Should a father no be the one taking care of the children and not vice versa?

Kasumi defends Soun," Don't-"

Storm sighs," You and I both know that's not true. Your soul told me otherwise."

Twilight wonders," Her soul?"

"Yep! Slight necromatic properties were in that sword that I slashed him with."

"Necromancy!"

"Of a sort!"

Rainbow Dash: Why don't we just lock him up?

Applejack: Calm down!

Arguments break out with even Kasumi joining in. Only Nabiki and Storm stay calm.

Nabiki asks," Was that what you needed to make the sword?"

Storm is mildly surprised," I should have known you would have smelt the agent in the tea."

"You never drink Earl Grey I noticed, so I reasoned you would have given it as a sleeping agent."

"You'll make an excellent boss."

After some debate, it is decided Storm will stay in a prison, he ironically created. Twilight and Rarity also added dual barriers.

Before that depressing mess...

Nabiki headed for the large guest room and knocked on the door.

"It's open!" came Rarity's voice.

Nabiki opened the door and saw her in unicorn form working on designs for dresses.

"So you bring your work home with you?" asked Nabiki.

"Of course. Since I don't live in the dress shop like I did back in Ponyville."

Nabiki sat down close to the unicorn. "Rarity, I have an idea. A small business venture."

"What sort of business venture?" Rarity was feeling unsure about Nabiki. After all, she heard that Nabiki ran a black market at school. Just now, she also finds out she is in training to be in charge of one of the largest Yakuza groups ever.

"Akane told me about Ryoga's celebrity status and the whole school already knows about the duel. I was thinking that we join forces to make t-shirts."

"T-shirts?" Rarity was unsure about the idea.

"Yes. The school is getting wise to my betting rings."

"You also run betting rings?"

Nabiki attempted to change the subject. "That's besides the point. Besides, I'm sure it will spread word of your dress shop."

"Fine… I'm not sure about this idea, but I do need more clients. Deal…"

The two then looked at each other's… well, limb. "Should I shake your hoof?" asked Nabiki.

"That might be a good idea," replied Rarity. The two then shook hand to hoof.

At that very moment, there was a unified shudder from everyone in Furinkan, its neighboring districts, the entire world it was a part of, and the world of Equestria because of how paradoxical the following situation is: The living embodiment of greed (as a couple of Nabiki's classmates called her) and the Spirit of Generosity (as was Rarity's title in Canterlot) have agreed to make t-shirts together. While the t-shirts part may sound strange, what's paradoxical about this is that two individuals with contrasting moral standings (and business ethics) have agreed to work together on a business venture.

It's a miracle the universe hasn't imploded at this point.

"I would disagree."

Shutup Silver. Shouldn't you be in prison right now.

"No! And also chronologically this was before me going into jail."

What do you want!?

"One snipe at Kuno."

Not at the fight. And how are you going to do that from jail.

"Aww... Fine. Besides, you could always put me in a high jail where I can snipe him."

Hmm... I do want to see him sniped. Ok! I put you in a high jailing place and have you snipe him! Deal?

"Deal!"

The next day at school, Momo returned more than half the manga she borrowed…

"You read all of this last night?" the otaku boy gasped in shock. "It's a good thing I brought some more then."

A short while later, Momo now had a massive pile, which was much bigger than the last one.

The otaku girl simply said, "Heavy, man."

"Aren't you in another class?" asked Ranma.

"Running errands for the club I'm in… I have to double check some things with him." She said pointing to the otaku boy,

Ranma nodded…

The otaku boy began to speak again.

"I think Slayers would be a good one. If you want more Magical Girl, here's Shugo Chara and Tokyo Mew Mew. Bleach and Naruto are good too. Oh, and I think Negima should be added; after all, it goes from Harem to Action that you won't even notice. Can't forget Ah! My Goddess, also a classic. And I'll finish it off with Detective Conan, and some works from CLAMP like Card Captor Sakura and Magic Knight Rayearth…"

"She's going to introduce this thing to Equestria, isn't she?" asked Belle with a large sweat drop.

"Looks like it," replied Ran with a massive sweat drop.

Hikaru sits at her desk thinking about what Storm said yesterday.

"What's bothering you Twi?"

"Storm. I don't know how, but if what he says is true he could have killed them!"

In Jail...

"Whoop! I can see where Kuno is camping!" Storm rubs his hooves gleefully.

"Ahchoo!"

Storm scratches his head," Feels like somebody is wondering about my secrets!"

"Ahchoo!"

"Or I could be catching a cold."

His IDS pocket does not work there.

"Oh come ON!stupid narrator..."

Fine... I'll be nice. You can communicate via those Keys they took out of curiosity.

Back at School...

Alex sighs,"I don't think he's that bad."

"But what if Soun never wakes up."

A new voice," Oh, he will. And he will wake up a changed man!"

They look for the new voice.

"Look at your key!"

They lift up Hikaru's key and see Storm's face smiling.

They hide it quickly. Alex hisses," Why are you here?"

"I'm still at home." He shows them the jail and the two pulsing barriers."My own genius shocks me at times!"

Hikaru asks," What were you thinking!?"

Storm's face grows serious, then he laughs."I'm sorry. Just I can't take myself seriously when I'm in this form."

"Be serious!"

"Who are you talking too!?" Momo bounces over.

"Shh..." Hikaru and Applejack make the motion which of course calls over the other three.

Storm says," Press the button with the... uhh... whatchamacallit... RIGHT! 3 Circles. Press it."

"Nuh uh uh," Says Ran," I don't trust you."

"Well, I escaped and I went in the secret passage way to the school. I'm now at school planning to assassinate Kuno."

"Oh no you don't!" Ran presses the button and vanishes.

Storm sighs," That was almost kind of sad how she fell for that."

"WHAT!?" the rest of the girls scream. One by one they press the buttons. Only Momo says,"WHEEE!"

"Hey, has anyone seen Ranma?" asked Akane. She looks around,"Guys?"

Out in the field, Kuno was setting up a tent.

"So, I see you heard about Ryoga's internet status," a voice came.

Kuno turned to see Ranma come over. "Come to make fun of me?" he asked.

Ranma looked at the tent. "No…. Oh, a tent. Why didn't I think of that?"

"You two had a duel and you had to wait?" guessed Kuno.

"Sure, let's go with that." One of the reasons why he missed out on the duel was that he caught a cold after waiting three days for Ryoga. Ranma wasn't sure, but he could swear that's one of the reasons why Genma dragged him off to China. Not that he minded.

"You didn't think of binging a tent, did you Saotome? I win this round!"

"Why did I even bother?" muttered Ranma with a sweat drop.

Suddenly, Kuno's tent bursts into flames.

"DAMMIT!" Ranma rolls around laughing.

A silver alicorn snickers,"Oh That was funny!"

That was mean.

"But it was funny."

That it was.

"COSMIC FIST BUMP!"

The universe dies and is reborn in the space of a millisecond. The narrator decides to zoom up time to the point where the next event happens which is...

Meanwhile, with Ryoga…

"Now where am I?" he asked himself.

Someone tapped him on the shoulder, and he saw that it was a young woman with a camera.

"Excuse me," she said. "Can I take a picture with you?"

Ryoga knew it had something to do with that website and agreed. A few more people did that with him and he just shrugged his shoulders; after all, what was the harm in taking pictures with people? He took a picture with all sorts of people.

Back in Jail...

"Why do I get the feeling that in the future that the GoPro commercials will sponsor Ryoga getting lost?"

You're right. That is a good idea.

"I know! Imagine a live feed of what Ryoga sees. I've just noticed though! He gets lost, but never loses his items!"

I wonder how he went from here all the way to Area 51.

"Maybe he breaks physics? Imagine the thesis's on this!"

Underground Base...

Momo twitches as someone blatantly shatters the Fourth Wall.

Ran smiles as she imagines becoming a Wonderbolt.

Hikaru twitches as someone gives out an assignment she is missing.

Belle shudders as for some inexplicable reason unfashionable lab coats give her nightmares.

Chiyo twitches as she has nightmares of Kuno attacking her beloved birds.

Applejack shudders as she imagines spiders crawling over her... which they are.

'AHH!"

This wakes up the other five girls.

In unison,"Where are we!?"

"The Batcave!" Storm's face appears on the giant monitor.

Glares.

"What!? I thought it was an OK joke!"

Back to Disneyland(Bet you forgot all about poor Ryoga after that really horrible punny joke! HAHAHA! PUN JOKE!)

As it turns out, Ryoga inadvertently somehow wandered into Tokyo Disneyland. Again.

Someone dressed up as Cinderella was talking with someone dressed up as Snow White. "Should we call security?" she asked. "I mean, he clearly didn't pay to get in. Again." She then realized her companion could care less for Ryoga's accidental break-in and had taken out her mercury-colored cell phone to take pictures of Ryoga. "Never mind."

And (Not so)thankfully, Ryoga left before Disney Security(AKA The Nandemoari Group) could apprehend( Guide him back to Furinkan) him.

(Hopefully, the Yakuza can get him back to Tokyo.)

And so the Duel between Ryoga and Kuno was on! All that was needed to do was wait for Ryoga to make it back to the high school so it could happen.

Just give it a week…