4 Drunk Fillies

After downing her third mug of cider, Dash smiled towards the group.

"So, I was just sitting in the hall, minding my own, when all of a sudden, a huge BANG comes from some classroom near me!" Dash made an exploding hoof motion with some mouth sound effects. They gasped.

"What happened?" Derpy asked.

"Well, when I looked towards the room, I could see some colt sprinting out with some sort of...goo, on his face. The other classmates were staring at him, mouths agape from shock." She snickered. "I almost laughed at their reactions, but, you know, that would have been mean, and it would have made me look bad...but it was still hilarious!" She laughed.

"Aw...that poor kid..." Fluttershy said.

"Yeah...he didn't look so good...he was probably really embarrassed. I would be too if that had happened to me!" She stood up to get more cider, and she stumbled a bit. She nearly fell on Derpy.

"Whoa--hey!" Derpy caught her just before she fell.

"Whoops! Sorry Derpy. Heh...must've tripped or something..." She regained her composure and continued towards the barrel. Applejack watched this display, her eyes fixed on Rainbow Dash.

Hm...she's already starting to lose her balance... Applejack thought.

"Well...I think I'll get some more too...I just hope I don't stumble." Fluttershy chuckled, pretending to fall down, making falling noises. Applejack and Derpy laughed along with her, while Dash just gave her a sour look.

"Come on Flutters. That's way over exaggerating." She took a sip from her mug. Fluttershy snickered.

Hm...Fluttershy usually doesn't let herself out like that... Applejack thought.

"Hehehe. Yeah, maybe a little too much there Fluttershy." Derpy said. She stood up. "It's more like this!" She started stumbling through the barn, moving towards Rainbow with each staggering step. She finally stopped in front of her, leaning on her body slightly. She smiled at her, but she wasn't smiling back.

"Why are you girls making this such a big deal?" She asked, rolling her eyes.

"We just found it amusing." Fluttershy said, smiling. Rainbow sighed. She sat back down on her spot of hay.

She took a big swig of cider, then began on another story. "Okay, I have one more...and just a little warning, it gets...a little, well...steamy and...slightly embarrassing. I've actually, never told anyone this before..." She stuttered.

"Hm...what do you mean by, steamy?" Fluttershy asked.

"You'll see..." She took one more drink. "So, a couple weeks ago, I was at a party...remember Fluttershy? The one that you didn't go to?" Rainbow asked.

"Oh...hm, yes. I remember." She said.

"Anyway, so, we were at this party, and someone started busting out drinks...like, beers. I decided to be a good girl and not drink anything other that the punch. So, I was there with one of my old friends and, well, she had a couple of drinks, and...she got pretty wasted at that party. So, she like, asked me to go upstairs and everything, and I went along with it, you know...I knew she was drunk but--"

"I think I know where this is goin'." Applejack said, smirking.

Dash blushed. "Yeah well...she like, led me up to a room, and then to a bed, laughing and stumbling around like a deranged drunk, which is actually what she was at the time...and she fell backwards on it, and I laid down next to her...um..." She blushed again, her face a tad bit redder than before.

"Yes? Please continue..." Applejack tried.

"Oh..." Fluttershy said, looking at Applejack. She probably also had an idea of what was coming.

"So...uh, she like, started saying some weird stuff...some I couldn't remember...but...um...all of a sudden...she...she stared at me with those...sparkling eyes...and..." She gulped, blushing even harder. "She kissed me...v-very passionately...weather it was purposeful or not but...it really was a passion filled kiss." She sighed.

"You kissed another filly?!" Derpy asked in amazement and shock.

"Hey! She kissed me Derpy! She forced me into that situation!" Dash said, her cheeks becoming a crimson red.

"Wow Rainbow. Heh...what did you do after that?" Applejack asked, still a small smirk on her face.

Dash stayed silent for a moment. "Uh...well..." She started shifting uncomfortably on the hay, twiddling with her hooves. "We...um...we..." She muttered something that they couldn't hear.

"Wait wait...speak up missy..." Applejack demanded, raising an ear. She was getting a lot of satisfaction out of this, making Dash continue on with her story even if she was too embarrassed to say any more.

Dash sighed, knowing she couldn't get out of this without saying it..."We...made out for a while...kissing each other like crazy..." Her head drooped down. Fluttershy blushed. Applejack clapped her hooves together, chuckling. Derpy just looked around awkwardly,

"Oh my..." Was all Fluttershy made out.

"Yeah, uh...great, Rainbow...heh..." Derpy rubbed the back of her head with her hoof.

"So, RD, how was it?" Applejack asked.

"Shut up!" Rainbow pointed at Applejack angrily, still flushing in embarrassment.

"Tell me...and be honest..." Applejack demanded, not phased by her anger.

She put her hoof down, looking around at the others. She sighed, a smile forming.

"It felt...r-really good...I can't deny it. It was the first time I had ever kissed anyone and...uh, it felt a-amazing..." She chuckled lightly at herself. "For a drunk...she made a damn good kisser..." Applejack smiled at her.

"Uh...not that I'm not, like...enjoying this story and all but...could we...c-change the subject, please?" She put her head low. "I mean...if you don't mind...of course..." She said shyly.

"No, I agree. Let's change the subject." Derpy said. She went to the barrel, followed by Fluttershy. Dash and Applejack glanced at each other.

"Hmhmhm..." Applejack smiled.

"What?" Dash asked.

"Just...the story you told. Ah can believe it, but at the same time, Ah'm a little surprised. I just never expected you to be the first one to kiss anybody, know what I mean?" She asked.

Dash smiled. "Well, you shouldn't be! I'm like, the most popular Pegasus in school! Everyone loves me, with the exception of a couple colts." She walked towards the barrel, stumbling a bit. Applejack shook her head. She had a feeling that she wouldn't be standing for much longer...