It was all just a big misunderstanding

by friedlambo

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Comedy, Rarity, Sex, Random, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1234

Rarity makes a dress for Luna

Luna wants to one-up her big sister Celestia, so she goes to Rarity for... help.

Published 2014-10-17 18:40:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-17 18:40:07 UTC

Chapter 1

A small light emitted from Princess Luna’s room. In it, Princess Luna laid on her bed using her BIGMACbook to pick up fat dudes. The thing is, when you date over the internet, it’s not real. They have to be standing butt neked in front on you to love them. Love doesn’t exist.

Princess Luna sighed clicked away from Christiansingles.com to watch Akame ga Kill. While she was watching the anime, she gently pushed peanut shells into her wet sex. The same routine.

Luna stopped her nutty adventures to look up at her calendar. An important date was circled in red. The Ball. It was coming up and poor Luna had no gentlecolt to escort her to it. A peanut popped out of her pussy.

“Woe is me.” Princess said to herself. “Every year, my bigger better sister joins the night raid only to sardine the last paper shredding. Pony pony pony pony.

“Well…If I can’t get FUCKED this year, I’ll get FUCKED UP.” Luna said as Tusanmi shat himself on screen. It was decided. She was going to be the prettiest little boy, no matter what Ryuko-chan says. Luna then rolled her fat ass over, plopping on the floor. She shat herself. Have you ever?

Luna begin rolling at an alarming rate until in a sudden burst, she smashed through the door, impaling one guard and making another one cum. As she rolled through the castle walls, Drake sat outside giving out candy to kids. “Trick or Treat!” The kids would say as they smiled. Drake got up from his arm chair and gave all of them a deeply, uncomfortable hug. “No tricks kids, just treat her right.”

Luna stopped at the bus station and purchased one ticket to ponyville. IF she was going to get smashed, she better be damn looking good, yur hear? As she rode the train, a homeless man gave a blow job to a business pony. Every one on the train smiled dearly holding hands.

As the train came to a stop, Luna shat in her seat. What a birthday surprise for the conductor, huh? She knew exactly what to do. She walked over the park bench and rubbed her aching puss puss on top of the wooden device. Splinters quickly impaled her burning baby maker, only making her lust for 2nd rate animes even more so. She hopped of the bench with a new passion in her heart.

She waddled around until she came to her destination that was in front of her now as we speak here. She slammed her horn causing several large holes in the entrance way. The sound of porn could be audibly heard from inside, but suddenly came to a halt as a pony yelled from inside.

“SHIT.”

Luna waited patiently at the front door, admiring her popcorn crusted ass hole, until the certain pony pushed her head through one of the holes luna had made.

“Princess Luna!” Rarity exclaimed. “What are YOU doing here at this hour?

“I’m here to fuck you.”

“Oh but okay, I suppose guess that I could deliver you the dresses goods you see. Wanna fuckie on my exponential pussy music is free on Xbox?”

Princess Luna couldn't possibly be any more Nintendo counting. She paused. On her buttcheeks.

“Oh Rarity, I always knew I could county on you! Now I can finally show my bigger and bustier sister what it truly means to be a royal pain in the grill grease!”

Rarity couldn't help but immediately cum at Luna's last words. She always knew that she needed that kind of shit once it came to actually being frozen solid in a piece of blanket. I mean, was there anything else someone could do when they were really freakin' cold? Like, can you imagine how hot it would be in the middle of marijuana on fuck Pizza Hut?

Diarrhea.

Extremely dry pussy fluid.

“Come right in! I'll make you just the dress!” Rarity said.

Luna shat her pants. Have you ever shat yourself?

I wanna cum in your mouth.

“Rarity, while you make it, can I masturbate to one of your photos of Spike that you have in the kitchen? It really gets me on.”

Rarity gasped. Impossible. How did she know about that photo?

Then again, it's not like it was completely hidden or anything. It was, after all, in plain site in her fucking kitchen.

Luna did not wait for Rarity's answer. She walked up to the photo, brushed aside Rarity's coupons for the ugly contest that were in front of it, and snatched the photo form its countertop. She then made her way to Rarity's sofa, and shoved her right hoof into her glistening pussy so hard, that she immediately began to bleed profusely, smearing the walls and ceiling with her period love juices.

Rarity made her way to her living room, where she saw Luna getting off to her precious picture of Hulk Hogan-Spike. How adre that bitch.

This was it.

Vengeance.

Mustard.

“Luna, you... you fucking WRENCH! How could you even drive amongst the smithering gun powder horse of muddy mudflaps that wqeren't even wet enough to drink the last coke through Fluttershy's extremely good and prune pickle fuck ass!”

Luna just stared at the marshmallow pony. What on fucking earth was she talking about?

Wait a minute...Earth.. Why did that term seem to make no sense? Did...did they even live on planet Earth? Or were they... part of something else?

Mystery.

+27. Re-arm traps.

Rarity hesitated no more. She walked up the the horny princess, grabbed her by her hips, picked her up, and threw her onto the ground so fucking hard, that every single bone in her body fucking broke. A crater was formed on the ground where she slammed her. Blood was erupting from her mouth and ears. It was a horrid site.

“A-Aaaaauuuuurgrgrgghghghgh!” Luna gargled. “My fucking aaaaaarrrrghghggh!”

“That's right, you little cup! I'll show you who's more winnerly than you!”

Luna farts. I came in her sausage.

That basket is full of

Roman Numerals.

In the next moment, Rarity knelt down to the motionless body of Luna, and stuffed her extremely red and veiny cock into her pussy so hard, that she gave birth to hockey pucks. It hurt really fucking great.

Kellog's Forsted Flakes. They'rrrrre gay!

Rarity came hard into Luna so much, that her semen began to ooze out of her nose and tan-lines. Strawberry jelly.

I really want to fuck a cookie.

Suddenly, Luna gave Rarity a deathly glare, despite the hopeless position that she was in. Rarity took note of this, and paused, waiting to see if perhaps Luna wanted to say anything.

Luna raised her head, and brought it cloer to Rarity's.

“Hey, Rarity, I need to tell you something...” Luna started, blood pouring down her chin from her mouth.

Rarity could only gaze in horror.

“W-what is it?” Rarity asked.

Luna looked down, almost as if she was going to regret what she was about to say, but then immediately raised her head back up to meet Rarity's gaze.

“I've been watching a looooot of anime.”

A vein busrt inside of Riaity's head. Fucking shinu.”

In the next instant, Rarity grabbed Luna's head, and ripped it off of her fucking body. There was no regeneration allowed in this fiction. Too lazy.

Too long didn't read. I'm hard.

Toast.