Equestria meets Apple.

by Appl3dashie

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1611

When Twilight and Applejack go through the portal takes some iPhones from apple and come back what happens?

Twilight and Applejack felt they needed to find out whats behind the portal. Even though Twilight has already gone there she felt she should head there once more. Just to study more about the world of course. But Applejack has other ideas when she sees the apple shop.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-15 06:30:07 UTC

Robbing Apple

"Hi Applejack." Twilight trotted past Sweet Apple Acres heading to the Everfree forest.

"Hiya Twilight." Applejack thought for a second. She's going out for her daily visit to Zecora… I could go in the mirror now! Applejack calmly walked to Twilights castle. "Hey Spike? Ya know how ya now keep that  mirror at Twilight's home because its safer there?" She asked Spike who was just eating a cupcake at Sugarcube Corner.

"Yeah! Twilight uses it a lot. Why do yo-" He thought for a second. "Oh no you don't! Your not going in the mirror. That world is only for Twilight to visit!"

Applejack rolled her eyes annoyed Well he ain't generous... she thought. "Come I got a present for you at the castle." She fooled Spike. After all he is a greedy dragon.

"Aww shucks Applejack. What is it? A new blanket? Or is it a book? No offence if its a book but your probably copying Twilight."

He babbled on until they reached the house. "Now then sugar cube open the door." She let Spike open it. With a quick whack she knocked him out. She tied the  unconscious dragon to the wall.

"What… what happened? Applejack? I was knocked out and…" He gasped. "You did it! You tricked me! There is no present!" .

"Listen here Spike I'll give ya a good present." She leaned down and kissed him on the lips for quite a while. "Thats ya gift now I'm going in!" She ran into the mirror.

"Hey Spike. I saw the door wide open and…" Twilight trotted inside. "Spike! What happened?" She untied the shocked dragon.

"Applejack…. Mirror! Present… kiss!" He fell into a sleep overwhelmed.

"Oh no…" Twilight rushed into the mirror.

"YEEHAW!!!" Applejack jumped out of the mirror looking around.

"AHH!!" Twilight bumped into Applejack. "What do you think your doing?!" She screamed.

"What are these?" She held up her hands.

Twilight explained everything to her. "Now listen Applejack. We're going back in there right this instant!" She turned her back. "IS THAT CLEAR??"

She turned to see Applejack running across the street to a shop with a silver apple on the top. Thats new I'd better see what that pony is doing. Twilight thought and ran after her.

"So Mr. Joe how do these apple things work?" Applejack looked at the flat iPhone.

"Well you see these are designed to communicate with other people. You can FaceTime." He explained.

"Whats this FaceTime? Back in my world we don't have th-" She was being dragged away by Twilight.

"Time to go home!" She stormed out.

"Wait! Mr. Joe can I buy one of these… 'apples' to take home?"

Applejack ran back to the tall man.

"Certainly! Would you like an iPhone 6 or an iPhone 6 plus? How bout an iPad?" He showed her much more.

"I'll take all the iPhones ya got! And the laptops to! I'll take everything!" She laughed.

"Yes that comes to at least a million dollars. Are you sure?" The guy said.

"Dollars? In pony its bits!" Twilight face palmed at her friend. "May I take em to show ma friends?"

Mr. Joe shook his head. "Afraid not my dear. You pay then take."

Applejacks temper went up quicker then ever. "WELL I'LL JUST TAKE EM!" She started ripping out the iPhones from their cords and started stealing everything.

"Applejack! Run!" Twilight yelled.

"Oh yeah! Buy Mr. Joe." She hugged and kissed him on the cheek before running off.

"STOP HER!!" He yelled.

Apple assistants bolted after her but the young girl sprinted faster then them. "No!! She's getting away!" Mr. Joe yelled.

She dived into the portal with Twilight closing it after them. They appeared back at Golden Oak library.

"Applejack! What were you thinking? We could've gotten arrested." The purple mare said.

"I got mah hands on these babies!"

She proudly showed all the iPhones and laptops she got in a massive bag.

"All I can say is I'm glad we're back. Now you might want to move along I have my hands full on some reading." she showed Applejack a pink book.

"Studying Anthropology and…" she narrowed her eyes. "Nuts?"

Twilight smiled. "I'll start reading now!" Applejack headed home.

"Pfft! That egghead wouldn't care less if I stole the whole store. I'll start showing my stash off."

She pulled out a laptop and bit it hard.

"Ouch! How bout I lick it?"

She licked it.

"This is garbage."

She went around to Pinkies home.

"Hiya Pinkie. Care to buy one of my apples?"

She pulled out an iPad an iPhone and a laptop.

"Sure I'll take them all!"

She gave it away for free. Making her way around town with her 'apples' wasn't easy. She gave one of each to all the ponies. Twilight called her.

"Hi Applejack. Wanna meet at the library to figure these machines out?" Twilight said.

"Sure thing Twilight.  I'll be right there." Applejack headed over to the tree.

There was the others sitting in a circle. She sat with her iPhone.

"Now lets figure out this." She held up an iPhone.

"Hmm everyone go to the green icon."

They clicked on messages.

"Make an Email? What the?" Rainbowdash said.

"Type in your name and some gibberish after."

They all did as Twilight said.

"Now… lets connect!"

After a few minutes the girls had found out how to send emails and send text messages. Since the girls had no wifi Twilight connected them with her magic.

Rainbowdash> I sure love this! I like the emoticons to!

Twilight> Did you add autocorrect?

Fluttershy>I certainly did. These are probably not made for hooves.

Twilight> Good job.

Pinkie> I SEE YOU ALL1111

Applejack> You need some help Pinkie I'm coming.

Rarity> This is pretty fun!

Pinkie> Annyooone grjt cu34cakes??!

Applejack> Pinkie reread your messages before sending them.

Twilight> I agree. It'll save you from embarrassment.

Pinkie> That worked.

Rainbowdash> I tried typing Oh my gosh but it always says OMG

Twilight> Human language is weird isn't it?

They stopped texting and went on emails.

"Hey that was fun! This is weird… I found a person with the email CAKEBANANAPRINCESS." They  crowded around Rarity.

"Haha someone else with the name ONCEINABLUEMOON!! Look at this one! CRYSTALPURPLIEHEARTIE!" Rarity giggled.

She emailed them all saying "Who are you?" The girls giggled at the funny sight.

"I got a response! It says: I'm Celestia. From CAKEBANANAPRINCESS And this one says: I'm Princess Luna. From ONCEINABLUEMOON And I'm pretty sure CrystalPurplieHeartie is Cadence." Rarity said.

The 5 girls burst into laugher.

"Girls! Your offending the princesses!" Twilight stomped but really she was laughing very hard on the inside.

Pinkie sent secretly Rarity a message.

Pinkie> Your fattie

Rarity> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Pinkie> Fattie

Pinkie> FATTIE

Pinkie> F U N N Y!!!

Rarity> Well lets so about this!

She went over to Pinkie and randomly kissed her on the lips.

Pinkie felt her tongue moving to hers.

The others gasped at the sight.

"Umm lets go to downloading games while they… umm… yeah."

Twilight told the others to go upstairs while Pinkie and Rarity did 'stuff'.

"Okay…. lets go to the Appstore." She touched the blue button.

"COOL!! Whats this clash of clans? Minecraft?" Applejack tapped on Minecraft.

"Download."

Minecraft started downloading.

"Sweet. I'll download Minecraft to."

The 4 did.

"Umm its frozen." Fluttershy said.

"Don't worry it'll keep going." Twilight said staring wide eyed at the screen.

When their minecrafts finished the 4 started playing.

"Cool!" Rainbow said excitedly.

"Good idea that you stole these Applejack!"

The 3 joined Twilights world.

"Slow down Pinkie!" yelled Rarity.

Twilight looked over at them. She squeezed her face up at the sight.

"Yeah like that… just like that…" Rarity's voice went softer.

"It feels good!" Pinkie stammered.

Twilight went back to minecraft trying to forget the horrible sight. The 3 had built a marvellous house made out of cobblestone.

"Whoa guys this is awesome!" Twilight said stunned.

"Yeah I know right! We're buildin a underground safety room." Applejack said staring at the screen.

"Rainbowdash please leave my chest alone." Fluttershy said softly.

"Nah let me see what you got!" Rainbow said happily.

"No please!" Fluttershy said covering her face.

"TNT awesome!!"Rainbow said.

"Pinkie!! Your such a nat-" Rarity screamed.

"Haha… Lets not talk about it." Twilight said quickly.

After a few hours they knew how to work a laptop, iPhone and iPad. Rarity and Pinkie were still downstairs.

"Lets go back to texting." Rainbow said. They went back to their group chat.

Applejack> Whats happening downstairs?

Twilight> You really don't wanna know.

Rainbowdash>Never mind I can already tell.

Fluttershy> I never new Rarity had feelings for Pinkie.

Applejack> Spikes gonna be cheesed off!

Fluttershy> Spike also has a crush on me… hehe…

Rainbowdash> No offence but I'm pretty sure we already know.

Rarity> This is feeling so good!

Twilight>I think we can tell.

Rarity> Hold on brb its my turn to lick.

Rainbowdash> EWW!!!

Pinkie>Its not so bad after a while!

Rainbowdash> Pinkie thats just…. wrong!

Rarity> Don't listen to her.

Twilight>Maybe we should head our separate ways…. Heheh…

The girls all walked out. Rarity and Pinkie took a bit of time but they got out in the end.

Pinkie> Anypony could K ume over. Sorry for speeeeeellling errrorz.

And then the door burst open with the mane 6.

"PINKIE!!" The 5 girls yelled.

"Oh darling I'd be happy to continue. Lets go to your room."

Pinkie and Rarity headed up. Then a muffled sound came from there.

"Lets get going." Twilight said.

So with that they sprinted their own ways thinking to never go back to sugar cube corner EVER AGAIN.