The Bad Day Chroniclesby Protopony350ChaptersPinkie Pie's Bad Pear DayZecora's Bad Shopping TripApplejack's Bad Bear DayFluttershy's Bad Fair DayRarity's Bad Chair DayLuna's Bad Care DayCadance's Bad Air DaySpike's Bad Dare DaySombra's Bad Share DayTrixie's Bad Glare DayTwilight Sparkle's Bad Hair DayRainbow Dash's Bad Flare DayCelestia's Bad Stair DayPinkie Pie's Bad Pear DayPinkie Pie was at the fair walking to the pear eating contest. "Oh boy I can't wait to eat hose pears!" She said and was excited. She arrived and only 1 other pony had shown up. "Princess Cadance you're eating pears today?" Asked Pinkie. "Yes, and I plan to win!" Bulk Biceps launched the Start Eating Pears flare and they began. As soon as they both took bites Pinkie heard the alarm. "I'VE GOTTA GO!" She said and ran from the contest. Pinkie decided to go find Flutter Shy so she ran to the house of mirrors. "Flutters? Ya hear?" She asked. She walked inside and the door exploded behind her. "OH NO NOT YOU!" She said in horror. The Tomato attacked, but Pinkie fought back! "Oh no these mirrors make it look like 20 tomatoes!" She said. Well it turned out it really was 20 tomatoes and they all attacked at the same time. "ABORT!" She said and the ejection seat popped out of the ground and she was launched into the air. "I have a lot of tomato bites, I better head to the hospital" She thought as she opened her parachute. She drifted toward the hospital, but was struck by a bottle flying through the air. She crashed onto the broken wooden chair and the dead ponies. She died on impact. Zecora's Bad Shopping TripZecora the Zebra left her home and was sick so she can't talk today. She had to get some Potion Jar Cozies, so she brought her potions with her. Well everything seemed fine and she made it to the store. She shopped around a bit when she was shocked to see The Twilight run by on fire! Well this shocked her so much that she dropped her potion onto the produce table, and the tomatoes started attacking people! "SOUND THE ALARM" Yelled a pony and the alarm sounded. Zecora was using her Zebra power to fight off the Tomatoes, but something bad happened!' "I AM KING TOMATO!" The King said. At that moment King Sombra ran to the pharmacy and oh he's kind not mean in this one. He got a bunch of bottle sand ran out the door. Zecora was doing good in the fight, but was distracted when she saw Rarity crawling on the ground in pain, and Trixie was hiding in the bushes glaring at her. Well the tomato took a big bite out of her head and Zecora ran. She blacked out for a while. She woke up and was still bleeding so she ran to the hospital. "I DON'T CARE!" Screamed Luna to Cadance as she flew by and knocked Zecora over. She fell and the glass bottle she had in her saddle bag broke on her face. She made it to the hospital steps, but tripped on Celestia and fell down the steps. She landed on top of a pink pony and her neck broke. Applejack's Bad Bear DayApplejack is protecting her farm from a bear! The bear had led a small group of bears onto her farm after an army of tomatoes attacked the forest. "Dang diddly these bears are a nuisance!" She said as she shot one with her shotgun. The bears kept attacking, killing apple Trees left and right! The city alarm began to sound! "Oh no what now? I better take care of these bears and go help!" She said. Well she shotgunned through some bears and ran off of the farm. She got to town and saw a vaguely familiar pony run by on fire. "What's going on?" Applejack asked Cadance who was turning blue and freaking out on the ground. "Well no need to be rude" She said and ran on by. The Tomatoes had advanced onto the hospital! She ran to help, but was stopped by a bear! "Oh man I left my shotgun at home!" She started having a hoof fight with the bear, but it's a bear so it totally destroyed her and ran away. Applejack awoke hours later. Applejack limped toward the hospital, but collapsed onto another dead pony, who had stepped in the goopy remains of ANOTHER pony. "Ah well, at least none of my friends are on fire" She said as she died. Fluttershy's Bad Fair DayIt was the day of the fair, and all of the ponies decided to gather together, but only Pinkie Pie showed up! "Ok Fluttershy, I've gotta get over to the pear eating contest, lets meet at the house of mirrors in an hour!" Said pinkie and she ran off. Fluttershy was alone and freaking out because she was alone. "Oh, hello Princess Luna" She Said. "LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T CARE!" She said as she shoved Fluttershy into the bumper cars arena. An Alarm sounded outside, and the ponies all began to panic! The Bumper cars began to frantically crash into each other and one hit fluttershy and she was tossed over to the Ferris Wheel. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Scream a voice in the distance followed by the firing of a gun. Fluttershy was stuck on the Ferris Wheel, and she was not alone! A Tomato was with her! "Um, nice Tomato?" She said. It bit her. The Tomato poison flowed through her veins, and she ran out of the fair in a panic. As she ran, she bumped into King Sombra who had a box full of the antidote! "Please King Sombra, I need help!" She cried. "Eh..........no" He said and kept walking. She ran as fast as she could, but tripped over a blue Princess Cadance and hit her head. She woke up hours later and tried to make it to the hospital, but gave up and fell onto a pile of other dead ponies, and she succumbed to the poison. Rarity's Bad Chair DayRarity was about to sit in her new chair when she saw her. Trixie was glaring at her from the window. "What do you want Trixie?" She asked, but Trixie ran away when the alarm sounded. Rarity sat down, but didn't notice the tomato that had jumped onto the chair. "Oh no I'm stuck to the darling chair darling" she said and she tried to stand up. Outside things are exploding and she saw The Twilight run by her window on fire. "On NO I have to help" But she was really stuck to that chair. She was NOT going anyplace. She continues to sit. "Oh I bet the others are worried about me. I should have been at the fair 4 hours ago" She said. After a lot of struggling she flipped herself over and was able to drag herself outside using her front legs. "OH YOU! PLEASE HELP ME I'M STUCK! THAT WATER WOULD WASH AWAY THE TOMATO" Rarity asked. "Eh..........no" said Sombra and he ran away. Rarity kept dragging along the ground. She saw armies of killer tomatoes. She saw the shopping center overrun by tomatoes. The King tomato was fighting a Zebra. "Oh no, I've broken every nail!" She said. Rarity was at the stairway to the hospital. "OH NO LOOK OUT" Screamed Celestia as she crashed into Rarity, sending her flying. She landed atop a huge pile of dead ponies. The chair had broken and stabbed into her heart. Luna's Bad Care DayPrincess Luna had been running herself ragged to make up for that whole "Eternal Night" thing. She was getting really really tired and messed up. "Luna, you need to settle down. You don't have to please EVERYPONY. Sometimes you just need to walk on by and say 'I don't care " Said Celestia. Well Luna took that to heart and decided to head to the fair. "Psst, Princess, wana buy some Moondust?" Asked a Pony. So she grabbed the drug dealer and vaporized him. She picked up the moondust. "HEY PRINCESS, YA KNOW THAT STUFF'S BAD FOR YA RIGHT?" Said a bouncing Pinkie Pie as she walked unto the fair. "I..........don't..........CARE!" She said triumphantly as she snorted the moondust. Her pupils dilated and she burst into the sky with a huge crazy grin on her face..........just as the alarm sounded. Her first act was running straight up to Fluttershy and kicking her across the fairground. She ran all over town ignoring ponies and knocking stuff over, including a bucket of water that Sombra was running with. She saw Rainbow Dash in the road. "OH MAN SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE ROAD I BETTER PUNISH HER!" Her coked out mind thought. "PRINCESS, PLEASE HELP I'M DYING!" Pleaded Rainbow Dash. "I DON'T CARE!" Scream Luna as she shoved her horn into Rainbow's neck and ran off screaming. She was running on insane adrenaline and now was covered in blood. She saw a dying Princess Cadance on the ground. Cadance reached out to her, but Luna kicked her and said "I DON'T CARE" and flew off, clipping a Zebra as she flew. Luna was in a pure blur now. She flew up as high as she could, until she heard the sound of Celestia yelling for help. She blasted down to her as fast as she could. "I DON'T CARE" And she rammed both hooves into Celestia's head, and flew off again. She started going faster and faster until she burst into flames! She kept flying and laughing until she ran into a large cloud. The cloud fell from the sky and crashed into the hospital. The flaming Luna fell from the sky, and landed on the cloud, causing it to explode into a fireball, destroying the hospital and soaking the pile of dead ponies with whiskey. Luna's mutilated body fell on top of the pile. Cadance's Bad Air DayThe day had finally come! Princess Cadance had a day off to visit the fair! She left first thing in the morning, excited to compete in the pear eating contest. The Princess arrived to find only Pinkie Pie waiting. "Where's Twilight and the others?" she asked. "LESS TALKIE MORE EATIE!" Pinkie said as Bulk Biceps launched the starting flare. The alarm sounded as soon as she took a bite. She was startled, and the bite of pear was lodged in her throat. Pinkie and Bulk had run off, so no one was around to help her. She began running. She ran into Ponyville, and the Tomatoes are attacking! Well she tried to help, but she was starting to get dizzy from the lack of air. She fell to the ground, her ears ringing and her face turning blue. Applejack saw her, but just walked on by! This is a nightmare! She continued to flail around on the ground, gripping her throat as Fluttershy ran by and tripped over her, hitting her head. Cadance saw Princess Luna in the sky, and reached out to her. Luna landed next to her. Something was wrong. Luna looked at her with insanity in her eyes, and kicked her as hard as she could. She would have thrown up blood if the pear didn't block it. Luna flew away after screaming something. She had somehow made it to the hospital. Her eyes began to bulge from her face. She saw King Sombra. "BLAAAAAAAAAARGFFFF" She tried to say as she leaped onto him. Well he freaked out and pushed her away. She was the only one who saw it. She made it into the hospital. The doctors took her to the ER and dislodged the pear. "Thank you so much, I thought I was done for" She said. Just after saying that, a cloud fell onto the hospital and exploded. The explosion burnt off all of her skin, and her body was launched onto the rotting pile. Spike's Bad Dare DayIt was early. Nopony was awake. Nopony but The Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they are BORED! "Hey guys, lets go to the library!" Said Sweetie Bell. Well that wasn't really a good idea, but whatever they're bored. So they arrived, but Twilight's still asleep! Spike answered the door. "Hey spike we're bored!" Said Sweetie. Well they decided to come in and read or something. "Hey I'VE got an idea, how about a game of truth or dare?" Said Scootaloo. So they decided to play. Scootaloo was first. "Hey Spike, I dare you to take that candle and light the tip of Twilight's mane!" Dared Scootaloo. Spike didn't want to, but he could not break the law of the dare. He lit the tip of her hair. A few minutes later, she came running dawn the stairs screaming. "Uh oh" Spike said. He filled a bucket with water, and ran outside. He never found out what hit him, but he was knocked out for hours. He filled the bucket back up, and began slowly walking through Ponyville. It was in complete chaos. Tomatoes attack ponies, ponies on fire, explosions, death. He thought he was going insane, and then he saw it. Twilight's melted body. His eye began to twitch. He had killed Twilight. "S........s...........sorry I'm late" He said/ He tossed the water on the remains. Spike turned around and began to walk home. He saw his friends falling from the sky. He saw everyone he cared for dying. Spike climbed to the top of the library, and watched the chaos. He saw the hospital explode. He saw the Tomatoes kill the remaining ponies. The pile had reached 800 bodies. Spike walked from the library, broken. He approached the pile of bodies. He could smell the alcohol soaked into them. He ignited the pile with his flames. He walked into the flames, and burnt alive with his friends. The Tomatoes advanced into Canterlot. Spike had destroyed Equestria. Sombra's Bad Share DaySombra was shopping for Crystal Lite when the alarm sounded! "Oh no, it must be a tomato attack! I must get the antidote to the hospital!" He thought and was also a good guy now. He ran to the pharmacy and grabbed the antidote, and bolted from the store. Just as he ran outside, he saw The Twilight on fire. He filled a bucket up with water to save her! As he ran, he heard Rainbow Dash talking. "PLEASE! HELP ME PLEASE!" She begged. "Eh.....no" He said. he didn't even see that she was on fire, he was too focused on saving Twilight and getting the antidote to the hospital. He kept moving, but a strange blue Unicorn started running next to him, glaring at him. He was getting annoyed so he ran faster. He heard Fluttershy ask for something, but he was in a hurry so he just said "No" and kept running. He saw Rarity on the ground stuck to a chair. He was about to help, but that blue Unicorn was in the bushes and he just wanted to get away from her. He ran and ran, and was about to save The Twilight, but Princess Luna flew by and knocked the water out of his hooves! "HEY I NEEDED THAT!" He yelled. "I DON'T CARE!" She responded. Well he made it to the hospital! He began to climb the stairs, when Princess Cadance jumped on him. She didn't say a word. Her eye's were bugging out of her head and she was blue. He backed away from her, but tripped on Princess Celestia and fell. The Antidote flew into the air, and one of the bottles struck a pink pony. Sombra fell onto a big pile of dead ponies at the foot of the stairs. He was impaled on a horn. Trixie's Bad Glare DayTrixie was sick of all of the ponies looking down at her because she's mean. "I know, I'll go show them how angry I really am!" She said to herself. Trixie walked outside and glared at a pony. The pony got uncomfortable and ran away. "That's it! The Great and Powerful Trixie shall GLARE AT EVERYPONY!" So Trixie walked outside and first thing she did was go right over to Rarity's shack and glare at her through the window. "This is PERFECT!" She thought as she continued glaring. "What do you want Trixie?" Rarity asked, but just after that the alarm sounded! "Oh NO! It must be the Tomatoes! I'll have to glare at ponies on the run!" She thought. So she started running and she saw King Sombra with a big box of stuff. "Oh I better glare at him!" So she glared at him and he ran away. "Oh oh, Rarity is in pain! I better glare at her!" So she jumped into the bushes and glared at Rarity some more. Well she got out of the bushes and saw a pony on the ground. She glared at her. The pony just kept staring back, gripping her own throat and gagging. "Trixie has no time for this" And she ran off. Well Trixie saw Pinkie Pie falling to the ground, and decided to glare at her as she fell. Too bad she ran into a bear on the way. Trixie glared at the bear. Trixie had her head bitten off and her body fell onto the Ol Pile of Ponies. Twilight Sparkle's Bad Hair DayOne day the Twilight was getting out of bed and looked into a mirror. "SPIKE?? MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" She screamed in horror at the fire. The Twilight ran out of her house in a pure pain panic. She saw Rainbow Dash in the sky, but she was also on fire oh man. "MRS.CAKE!" She cried in terror as she ran into Sugar Cube Corner. Mrs.Cake tossed her babies like footballs because she was in such shock at The Twilight coming into her shop with fire hair. "SWEETIE, BRING ME THE FLOWER!" She called out. Mr.Cake didn't answer, he just tossed a bottle of whiskey at her because he's really an abusive drunk. Well the whiskey hit The Twilight and the fire spread to her body. "THIS IS A HELL UNPARALLELED!" She screamed in pure anguish as she ran out the door. The Twilight decided to stop at the fireworks store. Well nothing of interest happened so she went on her way. "DERPY, I AM ON FIRE HELP!" Derpy was blowing whiskey bubbles and one of them flew into The Twilight's eye, causing it to explode because of the fire. "DERPY I NEEDED HELP WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The Twilight Befuddled. Derpy flew away and went to Sugar Cube Corner and turns out SHE'S an abusive drunk to Mr.Cake. Well by this time The Twilight fell into a burning heap on the ground. "why........why?" She said as she died. The Twilight melted into a putrid scorched purple pile on the road. 4 hours later Spike ran over with water and put out the fire. "Sorry I'm late Twilight" She didn't respond. Rainbow Dash's Bad Flare DayRainbow Dash heard the alarm! She flew to Ponyville for the battle! "Mayor, what's wrong" She asked and she's a blue pony. "It's the market! The Tomatoes are attacking ponies!" She said Rainbow Dash burst into the air, ready to take on the tomatoes! "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Screamed Bulk Biceps as he launched the flare into the air, signaling the start of the pear eating contest. The flare ripped through the sky, striking Rainbow Dash. "OOOOOOH NO!" She said as her body was covered in flames. "I.....MUST......SAVE............PONYVILLE!" She flew into a raincloud, but the raincloud was an abusive alcoholic and was full of whiskey. "OH MAN I HAVE TO GET THIS WATER TO TWILIGHT!" Spike said. Rainbow Dash burst into a full on fireball and hit the ground in front of Twilight's library, striking Spike and knocking him out. "SOMEPONY, PLEASE HELP ME!" At that moment King Sombra walked by with a huge bucket of water. "PLEASE! HELP ME PLEASE!" She begged. "Eh.....no" He said and kept walking. Rainbow Dash flew into the air again, and saw something horrifying. The Twilight was also on fire! Rainbow was nearing death, and in horrible pain. She fell from the sky, directly into a small pond. Rainbow crawled out of the pond, and passed out. Hours later she forced her burnt and dying body to crawl into ponyville. She was near the hospital, when she stepped in a purple pile of goo in the road and got stuck. Princess Luna came running by frantically. "PRINCESS, PLEASE HELP I'M DYING!" Pleaded Rainbow Dash. "I DON'T CARE!" Scream Luna as she shoved her horn into Rainbow's neck and ran off screaming. Rainbow Dash died. Celestia's Bad Stair DayPrincess Celestia was ruling in her princess castle. She had just given a motivational speech to Luna, and was preparing to head over to the fair when the alarm sounded! Oh no I had better head on over to the hospital to check on everyone! She said. She flew as fast as she could, and landed on the stairs. Unfortunately SOMEPONY had punctured the whiskey cloud, causing the whiskey to spill all over the stairs. Celestia slipped, but got right back up......... Only to slip again. This was going to be a true trial of her will! She crawled and rolled and did everything she could, but she kept slipping down the stairs. "THE TWILIGHT?!?!?" She screamed as she saw her student fall to the ground. She watched in horror as she melted. "No......NO PLEASE NO!" She cried and screamed in grief and pure horror. Just after that Rainbow Dash stepped on the bubbling remains. She died soon after. Celestia was in pure agony over the loss, and also because she kept falling down the stairs. After a while it stopped being sad, and started becoming bizarre. Ponies just kept dying in that same spot. King Sombra came running up the stairs. It was over in a moment as 2 ponies died. Rarity came crawling up to the stairs. "OH NO LOOK OUT!" She screamed as she flailed around on the steps. Rarity fell to her death. "OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?" She decided to try going up the stairs again, at the same moment that Zecora arrived. She tripped on Celestia and died. "WHY AM I FORCED TO WITNESS THIS LIVING HELL?" She screamed between tears. Celestia saw Luna fly overhead. "SISTER, PLEASE HELP ME!" She begged. "I DON'T CARE!" Said Luna as she crashed right into Celestia. Celestia's skull was split right open. Her whiskey soaked body slid down to the pile.
Pinkie Pie's Bad Pear DayPinkie Pie was at the fair walking to the pear eating contest. "Oh boy I can't wait to eat hose pears!" She said and was excited. She arrived and only 1 other pony had shown up. "Princess Cadance you're eating pears today?" Asked Pinkie. "Yes, and I plan to win!" Bulk Biceps launched the Start Eating Pears flare and they began. As soon as they both took bites Pinkie heard the alarm. "I'VE GOTTA GO!" She said and ran from the contest. Pinkie decided to go find Flutter Shy so she ran to the house of mirrors. "Flutters? Ya hear?" She asked. She walked inside and the door exploded behind her. "OH NO NOT YOU!" She said in horror. The Tomato attacked, but Pinkie fought back! "Oh no these mirrors make it look like 20 tomatoes!" She said. Well it turned out it really was 20 tomatoes and they all attacked at the same time. "ABORT!" She said and the ejection seat popped out of the ground and she was launched into the air. "I have a lot of tomato bites, I better head to the hospital" She thought as she opened her parachute. She drifted toward the hospital, but was struck by a bottle flying through the air. She crashed onto the broken wooden chair and the dead ponies. She died on impact.
Zecora's Bad Shopping TripZecora the Zebra left her home and was sick so she can't talk today. She had to get some Potion Jar Cozies, so she brought her potions with her. Well everything seemed fine and she made it to the store. She shopped around a bit when she was shocked to see The Twilight run by on fire! Well this shocked her so much that she dropped her potion onto the produce table, and the tomatoes started attacking people! "SOUND THE ALARM" Yelled a pony and the alarm sounded. Zecora was using her Zebra power to fight off the Tomatoes, but something bad happened!' "I AM KING TOMATO!" The King said. At that moment King Sombra ran to the pharmacy and oh he's kind not mean in this one. He got a bunch of bottle sand ran out the door. Zecora was doing good in the fight, but was distracted when she saw Rarity crawling on the ground in pain, and Trixie was hiding in the bushes glaring at her. Well the tomato took a big bite out of her head and Zecora ran. She blacked out for a while. She woke up and was still bleeding so she ran to the hospital. "I DON'T CARE!" Screamed Luna to Cadance as she flew by and knocked Zecora over. She fell and the glass bottle she had in her saddle bag broke on her face. She made it to the hospital steps, but tripped on Celestia and fell down the steps. She landed on top of a pink pony and her neck broke.
Applejack's Bad Bear DayApplejack is protecting her farm from a bear! The bear had led a small group of bears onto her farm after an army of tomatoes attacked the forest. "Dang diddly these bears are a nuisance!" She said as she shot one with her shotgun. The bears kept attacking, killing apple Trees left and right! The city alarm began to sound! "Oh no what now? I better take care of these bears and go help!" She said. Well she shotgunned through some bears and ran off of the farm. She got to town and saw a vaguely familiar pony run by on fire. "What's going on?" Applejack asked Cadance who was turning blue and freaking out on the ground. "Well no need to be rude" She said and ran on by. The Tomatoes had advanced onto the hospital! She ran to help, but was stopped by a bear! "Oh man I left my shotgun at home!" She started having a hoof fight with the bear, but it's a bear so it totally destroyed her and ran away. Applejack awoke hours later. Applejack limped toward the hospital, but collapsed onto another dead pony, who had stepped in the goopy remains of ANOTHER pony. "Ah well, at least none of my friends are on fire" She said as she died.
Fluttershy's Bad Fair DayIt was the day of the fair, and all of the ponies decided to gather together, but only Pinkie Pie showed up! "Ok Fluttershy, I've gotta get over to the pear eating contest, lets meet at the house of mirrors in an hour!" Said pinkie and she ran off. Fluttershy was alone and freaking out because she was alone. "Oh, hello Princess Luna" She Said. "LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T CARE!" She said as she shoved Fluttershy into the bumper cars arena. An Alarm sounded outside, and the ponies all began to panic! The Bumper cars began to frantically crash into each other and one hit fluttershy and she was tossed over to the Ferris Wheel. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Scream a voice in the distance followed by the firing of a gun. Fluttershy was stuck on the Ferris Wheel, and she was not alone! A Tomato was with her! "Um, nice Tomato?" She said. It bit her. The Tomato poison flowed through her veins, and she ran out of the fair in a panic. As she ran, she bumped into King Sombra who had a box full of the antidote! "Please King Sombra, I need help!" She cried. "Eh..........no" He said and kept walking. She ran as fast as she could, but tripped over a blue Princess Cadance and hit her head. She woke up hours later and tried to make it to the hospital, but gave up and fell onto a pile of other dead ponies, and she succumbed to the poison.
Rarity's Bad Chair DayRarity was about to sit in her new chair when she saw her. Trixie was glaring at her from the window. "What do you want Trixie?" She asked, but Trixie ran away when the alarm sounded. Rarity sat down, but didn't notice the tomato that had jumped onto the chair. "Oh no I'm stuck to the darling chair darling" she said and she tried to stand up. Outside things are exploding and she saw The Twilight run by her window on fire. "On NO I have to help" But she was really stuck to that chair. She was NOT going anyplace. She continues to sit. "Oh I bet the others are worried about me. I should have been at the fair 4 hours ago" She said. After a lot of struggling she flipped herself over and was able to drag herself outside using her front legs. "OH YOU! PLEASE HELP ME I'M STUCK! THAT WATER WOULD WASH AWAY THE TOMATO" Rarity asked. "Eh..........no" said Sombra and he ran away. Rarity kept dragging along the ground. She saw armies of killer tomatoes. She saw the shopping center overrun by tomatoes. The King tomato was fighting a Zebra. "Oh no, I've broken every nail!" She said. Rarity was at the stairway to the hospital. "OH NO LOOK OUT" Screamed Celestia as she crashed into Rarity, sending her flying. She landed atop a huge pile of dead ponies. The chair had broken and stabbed into her heart.
Luna's Bad Care DayPrincess Luna had been running herself ragged to make up for that whole "Eternal Night" thing. She was getting really really tired and messed up. "Luna, you need to settle down. You don't have to please EVERYPONY. Sometimes you just need to walk on by and say 'I don't care " Said Celestia. Well Luna took that to heart and decided to head to the fair. "Psst, Princess, wana buy some Moondust?" Asked a Pony. So she grabbed the drug dealer and vaporized him. She picked up the moondust. "HEY PRINCESS, YA KNOW THAT STUFF'S BAD FOR YA RIGHT?" Said a bouncing Pinkie Pie as she walked unto the fair. "I..........don't..........CARE!" She said triumphantly as she snorted the moondust. Her pupils dilated and she burst into the sky with a huge crazy grin on her face..........just as the alarm sounded. Her first act was running straight up to Fluttershy and kicking her across the fairground. She ran all over town ignoring ponies and knocking stuff over, including a bucket of water that Sombra was running with. She saw Rainbow Dash in the road. "OH MAN SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE ROAD I BETTER PUNISH HER!" Her coked out mind thought. "PRINCESS, PLEASE HELP I'M DYING!" Pleaded Rainbow Dash. "I DON'T CARE!" Scream Luna as she shoved her horn into Rainbow's neck and ran off screaming. She was running on insane adrenaline and now was covered in blood. She saw a dying Princess Cadance on the ground. Cadance reached out to her, but Luna kicked her and said "I DON'T CARE" and flew off, clipping a Zebra as she flew. Luna was in a pure blur now. She flew up as high as she could, until she heard the sound of Celestia yelling for help. She blasted down to her as fast as she could. "I DON'T CARE" And she rammed both hooves into Celestia's head, and flew off again. She started going faster and faster until she burst into flames! She kept flying and laughing until she ran into a large cloud. The cloud fell from the sky and crashed into the hospital. The flaming Luna fell from the sky, and landed on the cloud, causing it to explode into a fireball, destroying the hospital and soaking the pile of dead ponies with whiskey. Luna's mutilated body fell on top of the pile.
Cadance's Bad Air DayThe day had finally come! Princess Cadance had a day off to visit the fair! She left first thing in the morning, excited to compete in the pear eating contest. The Princess arrived to find only Pinkie Pie waiting. "Where's Twilight and the others?" she asked. "LESS TALKIE MORE EATIE!" Pinkie said as Bulk Biceps launched the starting flare. The alarm sounded as soon as she took a bite. She was startled, and the bite of pear was lodged in her throat. Pinkie and Bulk had run off, so no one was around to help her. She began running. She ran into Ponyville, and the Tomatoes are attacking! Well she tried to help, but she was starting to get dizzy from the lack of air. She fell to the ground, her ears ringing and her face turning blue. Applejack saw her, but just walked on by! This is a nightmare! She continued to flail around on the ground, gripping her throat as Fluttershy ran by and tripped over her, hitting her head. Cadance saw Princess Luna in the sky, and reached out to her. Luna landed next to her. Something was wrong. Luna looked at her with insanity in her eyes, and kicked her as hard as she could. She would have thrown up blood if the pear didn't block it. Luna flew away after screaming something. She had somehow made it to the hospital. Her eyes began to bulge from her face. She saw King Sombra. "BLAAAAAAAAAARGFFFF" She tried to say as she leaped onto him. Well he freaked out and pushed her away. She was the only one who saw it. She made it into the hospital. The doctors took her to the ER and dislodged the pear. "Thank you so much, I thought I was done for" She said. Just after saying that, a cloud fell onto the hospital and exploded. The explosion burnt off all of her skin, and her body was launched onto the rotting pile.
Spike's Bad Dare DayIt was early. Nopony was awake. Nopony but The Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they are BORED! "Hey guys, lets go to the library!" Said Sweetie Bell. Well that wasn't really a good idea, but whatever they're bored. So they arrived, but Twilight's still asleep! Spike answered the door. "Hey spike we're bored!" Said Sweetie. Well they decided to come in and read or something. "Hey I'VE got an idea, how about a game of truth or dare?" Said Scootaloo. So they decided to play. Scootaloo was first. "Hey Spike, I dare you to take that candle and light the tip of Twilight's mane!" Dared Scootaloo. Spike didn't want to, but he could not break the law of the dare. He lit the tip of her hair. A few minutes later, she came running dawn the stairs screaming. "Uh oh" Spike said. He filled a bucket with water, and ran outside. He never found out what hit him, but he was knocked out for hours. He filled the bucket back up, and began slowly walking through Ponyville. It was in complete chaos. Tomatoes attack ponies, ponies on fire, explosions, death. He thought he was going insane, and then he saw it. Twilight's melted body. His eye began to twitch. He had killed Twilight. "S........s...........sorry I'm late" He said/ He tossed the water on the remains. Spike turned around and began to walk home. He saw his friends falling from the sky. He saw everyone he cared for dying. Spike climbed to the top of the library, and watched the chaos. He saw the hospital explode. He saw the Tomatoes kill the remaining ponies. The pile had reached 800 bodies. Spike walked from the library, broken. He approached the pile of bodies. He could smell the alcohol soaked into them. He ignited the pile with his flames. He walked into the flames, and burnt alive with his friends. The Tomatoes advanced into Canterlot. Spike had destroyed Equestria.
Sombra's Bad Share DaySombra was shopping for Crystal Lite when the alarm sounded! "Oh no, it must be a tomato attack! I must get the antidote to the hospital!" He thought and was also a good guy now. He ran to the pharmacy and grabbed the antidote, and bolted from the store. Just as he ran outside, he saw The Twilight on fire. He filled a bucket up with water to save her! As he ran, he heard Rainbow Dash talking. "PLEASE! HELP ME PLEASE!" She begged. "Eh.....no" He said. he didn't even see that she was on fire, he was too focused on saving Twilight and getting the antidote to the hospital. He kept moving, but a strange blue Unicorn started running next to him, glaring at him. He was getting annoyed so he ran faster. He heard Fluttershy ask for something, but he was in a hurry so he just said "No" and kept running. He saw Rarity on the ground stuck to a chair. He was about to help, but that blue Unicorn was in the bushes and he just wanted to get away from her. He ran and ran, and was about to save The Twilight, but Princess Luna flew by and knocked the water out of his hooves! "HEY I NEEDED THAT!" He yelled. "I DON'T CARE!" She responded. Well he made it to the hospital! He began to climb the stairs, when Princess Cadance jumped on him. She didn't say a word. Her eye's were bugging out of her head and she was blue. He backed away from her, but tripped on Princess Celestia and fell. The Antidote flew into the air, and one of the bottles struck a pink pony. Sombra fell onto a big pile of dead ponies at the foot of the stairs. He was impaled on a horn.
Trixie's Bad Glare DayTrixie was sick of all of the ponies looking down at her because she's mean. "I know, I'll go show them how angry I really am!" She said to herself. Trixie walked outside and glared at a pony. The pony got uncomfortable and ran away. "That's it! The Great and Powerful Trixie shall GLARE AT EVERYPONY!" So Trixie walked outside and first thing she did was go right over to Rarity's shack and glare at her through the window. "This is PERFECT!" She thought as she continued glaring. "What do you want Trixie?" Rarity asked, but just after that the alarm sounded! "Oh NO! It must be the Tomatoes! I'll have to glare at ponies on the run!" She thought. So she started running and she saw King Sombra with a big box of stuff. "Oh I better glare at him!" So she glared at him and he ran away. "Oh oh, Rarity is in pain! I better glare at her!" So she jumped into the bushes and glared at Rarity some more. Well she got out of the bushes and saw a pony on the ground. She glared at her. The pony just kept staring back, gripping her own throat and gagging. "Trixie has no time for this" And she ran off. Well Trixie saw Pinkie Pie falling to the ground, and decided to glare at her as she fell. Too bad she ran into a bear on the way. Trixie glared at the bear. Trixie had her head bitten off and her body fell onto the Ol Pile of Ponies.
Twilight Sparkle's Bad Hair DayOne day the Twilight was getting out of bed and looked into a mirror. "SPIKE?? MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" She screamed in horror at the fire. The Twilight ran out of her house in a pure pain panic. She saw Rainbow Dash in the sky, but she was also on fire oh man. "MRS.CAKE!" She cried in terror as she ran into Sugar Cube Corner. Mrs.Cake tossed her babies like footballs because she was in such shock at The Twilight coming into her shop with fire hair. "SWEETIE, BRING ME THE FLOWER!" She called out. Mr.Cake didn't answer, he just tossed a bottle of whiskey at her because he's really an abusive drunk. Well the whiskey hit The Twilight and the fire spread to her body. "THIS IS A HELL UNPARALLELED!" She screamed in pure anguish as she ran out the door. The Twilight decided to stop at the fireworks store. Well nothing of interest happened so she went on her way. "DERPY, I AM ON FIRE HELP!" Derpy was blowing whiskey bubbles and one of them flew into The Twilight's eye, causing it to explode because of the fire. "DERPY I NEEDED HELP WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The Twilight Befuddled. Derpy flew away and went to Sugar Cube Corner and turns out SHE'S an abusive drunk to Mr.Cake. Well by this time The Twilight fell into a burning heap on the ground. "why........why?" She said as she died. The Twilight melted into a putrid scorched purple pile on the road. 4 hours later Spike ran over with water and put out the fire. "Sorry I'm late Twilight" She didn't respond.
Rainbow Dash's Bad Flare DayRainbow Dash heard the alarm! She flew to Ponyville for the battle! "Mayor, what's wrong" She asked and she's a blue pony. "It's the market! The Tomatoes are attacking ponies!" She said Rainbow Dash burst into the air, ready to take on the tomatoes! "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Screamed Bulk Biceps as he launched the flare into the air, signaling the start of the pear eating contest. The flare ripped through the sky, striking Rainbow Dash. "OOOOOOH NO!" She said as her body was covered in flames. "I.....MUST......SAVE............PONYVILLE!" She flew into a raincloud, but the raincloud was an abusive alcoholic and was full of whiskey. "OH MAN I HAVE TO GET THIS WATER TO TWILIGHT!" Spike said. Rainbow Dash burst into a full on fireball and hit the ground in front of Twilight's library, striking Spike and knocking him out. "SOMEPONY, PLEASE HELP ME!" At that moment King Sombra walked by with a huge bucket of water. "PLEASE! HELP ME PLEASE!" She begged. "Eh.....no" He said and kept walking. Rainbow Dash flew into the air again, and saw something horrifying. The Twilight was also on fire! Rainbow was nearing death, and in horrible pain. She fell from the sky, directly into a small pond. Rainbow crawled out of the pond, and passed out. Hours later she forced her burnt and dying body to crawl into ponyville. She was near the hospital, when she stepped in a purple pile of goo in the road and got stuck. Princess Luna came running by frantically. "PRINCESS, PLEASE HELP I'M DYING!" Pleaded Rainbow Dash. "I DON'T CARE!" Scream Luna as she shoved her horn into Rainbow's neck and ran off screaming. Rainbow Dash died.
Celestia's Bad Stair DayPrincess Celestia was ruling in her princess castle. She had just given a motivational speech to Luna, and was preparing to head over to the fair when the alarm sounded! Oh no I had better head on over to the hospital to check on everyone! She said. She flew as fast as she could, and landed on the stairs. Unfortunately SOMEPONY had punctured the whiskey cloud, causing the whiskey to spill all over the stairs. Celestia slipped, but got right back up......... Only to slip again. This was going to be a true trial of her will! She crawled and rolled and did everything she could, but she kept slipping down the stairs. "THE TWILIGHT?!?!?" She screamed as she saw her student fall to the ground. She watched in horror as she melted. "No......NO PLEASE NO!" She cried and screamed in grief and pure horror. Just after that Rainbow Dash stepped on the bubbling remains. She died soon after. Celestia was in pure agony over the loss, and also because she kept falling down the stairs. After a while it stopped being sad, and started becoming bizarre. Ponies just kept dying in that same spot. King Sombra came running up the stairs. It was over in a moment as 2 ponies died. Rarity came crawling up to the stairs. "OH NO LOOK OUT!" She screamed as she flailed around on the steps. Rarity fell to her death. "OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?" She decided to try going up the stairs again, at the same moment that Zecora arrived. She tripped on Celestia and died. "WHY AM I FORCED TO WITNESS THIS LIVING HELL?" She screamed between tears. Celestia saw Luna fly overhead. "SISTER, PLEASE HELP ME!" She begged. "I DON'T CARE!" Said Luna as she crashed right into Celestia. Celestia's skull was split right open. Her whiskey soaked body slid down to the pile.
