A Pony For A Day

From the twisted mind of Dr. Discord…
Comes…
Pony For a Day!
Also known as the clopfic that makes no sense.

You wake up in a room that is definitely not your own.

But then, who’s is it?

You look around, jolted awake by the strange look of things. Everything looks… oddly cartoony? And… cloudy? You rub your eyes with your hooves – HOOVES??? When’d those get there?

Spotting a mirror, you clumsily stumble into the bathroom. Looking into the mirror, you see not your face – BUT THAT OF RAINBOW DASH’S???
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An indefinable time later, you awake from your blackout. You look back in the mirror. Yup, still Rainbow Dash.

And you have to pee. Badly. Not surprising, considering you just awoke for the second time.

Fortunately, already being in the bathroom, you don’t have to search for it.

Only a couple problems: you aren’t exactly used to this set of equipment, and you aren’t used to how ponies do ANYTHING either. Looking around the bathroom, you see a couple different things; a stall with a black cloud at the top, a countertop with a mirror and a container with several smaller black clouds in it, and in the corner, a bucket.

Well, they weren’t exactly the most modern of civilizations, but which was which was obvious. THE STALL WITH THE BLACK CLOUD IN IT HAD TO BE THE TOILET! I guess blacking out had given you temporary brain damage or something…

So, you step into the stall, and as soon as you close the door, the cloud starts raining on you. This causes you to pee yourself out of shock, so I suppose you were right in one way. You quickly jump out of the stall – that water was cold!

Now then, you need to figure out – GURGLE!

Your stomach seems hungry. You search the house, and find what seems to be the fridge – which is empty, except for a small salad. Apparently Rainbow Dash didn’t keep it stocked very well. Not being much of a salad eater, you decide to fly down to Sugarcube Corner and have some pastries, then you can go see Twilight.

After a few test flights inside to make sure you can fly correctly. You take off from your cloud home, fortunately not too high in the sky. You get the hang of flying pretty quickly – and then you spot a commotion in the middle of town.

Landing nearby, the sight you see before you is not one you would have guessed to ever see.

I was like a giant Woodstock, except with only ponies, less drugs, and none of the shit and mud everywhere.

You hear a voice behind you.

“Hey Rainbow, I was beginning to think you weren’t coming.” A gruff voice from behind you said.

You turn around to see a surprisingly verbose Big Mac. “Oh, heh, hey Big Mac… Uh… What the buck is going on here?”

“You don’t remember that today is Orgy Day? Wow, this is your favorite day! And you promised me you’d give me a ride last week.” He said. Wow, he’s direct.

“Oh… I did? Hehe… I’m just gonna go now…” You say, turning around and preparing for a take-off.

A sudden weight prevents your take off – Big Mac must be hanging on! “Big Mac! Let me go!”

“Nnnnnnope! I’m getting what you promised me! You know how your sweet flank turns me on!” He said.

He’s going to make you his bitch! You’ve got to esca - “OOOOOoOOooooOOOH!” you cry out as his tip penetrates you.

This is what sex for girls feels like? This is even better! You don’t care if it is the gayest thing ever to have Big Mac fuck you, you just want more.

And he supplies! Inserting his tip slowly, but surely, his entire cock slides in. You’re in heaven. He slowly pulls out his member, and then quickly shoves it back in! “OOOOOoouuuhhhhHHHH!” You scream, this is the best feeling you’ve ever had! Every time he pushes inwards you moan, the sensitive clit atop your pussy sending waves of ecstasy through you.

“HARDER!” You demand.

Firmly grabbing your hips with his hooves, he begins pushing harder and harder. Finally, he cums inside of you, his warmth oozing through you. Your entire body convulses, as you are sent over the edge and into an even deeper layer of ecstasy – an orgasm.

Your bodily fluids gush out over his member and through your pussy, running down your legs. He slowly pulls out, and collapses beside you, and momentarily you do the same. You slowly recover, coming down from the clouds of an afterglow.

You need more. You can feel the horniness growing inside of you. You get up, leaving Big Mac where he lays. You haven’t completely forgotten what you came down to do, however. You’re still very hungry, and the obvious choice of who to go to for that is Pinkie – and you can pay her back with some hot, sticky fun! After that, you can go and find Twilight – she might know the cause of your predicament.

You spot Pinkie, in the middle of two stallions, one penetrating deep into her pussy, the other deep throating her. You wait patiently for them to finish. When they finally collapse from exhaustion, you head over to Pinkie, and wait for her to drift back down.

“Hey Dash!” she says, as you tower over her. She wiggles around so that she is directly under you, and gives your pussy a good, long lick. “Mmm! I love how you taste dash! So sweet! Ooooh! And like apples! Already hit up one of them huh?” She says.

You tense up from the pleasurable lick. “YaaaAAAAaaaa… I hit up Big Mac… listen, I didn’t have any breakfast, and I’m STARVING! Can we go over to Sugarcube Corner real quick? I’ll make it worth your while!” You say, winking.

“Well, gee dash, I would, but this is the only day I get to have as much sex as I want! Hmm… What if we work out a deal? I’ll cook you up something, but you have to give me 30 minutes of whatever I want to do with you! Sound fair?”She asks.

You don’t really have a choice, you’re starving! “Deal!”

How bad could her fetishes be?

A/N: My first clopfic, so it can only get better from here! gee, I wonder what her fetishes'll be. You can suggest some in the comments below!