Pinkie Takes a---Read the Title you lazy FATASH
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Pinkie Takes a---Read the Title you lazy FATASH
It's a bright sunny day in the land of Equestria and you would NEVER expect something to go wrong!
But something has to go wrong so we can have a good story.
SO ARMAGEDDON!
No not really. Let's get onto our beautiful story now.
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Once upon a time in the magical land of clopfics and closet bronies, there was a pretty princess. Her name was NOT Celestia, it was Luna. However, pretty princess Luna has nothing to do with the story.
So ugly pone Celest was sitting in her throne after banning pretty Princess Luna to her own moon, like an idiot. Celest was thinking to herself very intensely. Almost as in-tents as that circus fire last week (BADUM TISS) SHADDAP!
So ugly pone celest was liek, "Okay gais, This is wat I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"
Celest's assistant, Mrs. Much Prettier Pone replied, "Princess, that's Copyrighted."
Celest douched out and said, "And your name takes up too much space in the story, you are now called Miss Ehm Pee Pee."
"Yes, princess." Miss MPP said.
"So what should I do?" Celest asked
"I don't know, maybe you could---" Miss MPP said, being interrupted.
"Create a weapon called the Nuclear bomb! It will be FAMOUS!" Celest said.
"That was taken by humans, but I was thinking more along the lines of---" Patient Miss MPP said again.
"Eliminating copyright!" Celest said.
"That would wreak more havoc than Discord ever did..." Miss MPP said.
"Then what should I do?" Celest asked again.
"You could give Pinkie a 200 Question test, that would turn the tides for the story. It is called Pinkie Takes a Test." Miss MPP said.
"That's a horrible idea." Celest said. She thought for a moment. "I know! Lets give Pinkie a 201 Question test!" Miss Ehmpeepee sighed.
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So Pinkie was running around Equestria like their was no tomorrow. Actually, she was expecting a tomorrow. Because when she jumps, and her eyes twitch, and her tail turns straight, and her cutiemark flies away, and Celest is douchebag, and wood is brown, then her Pinkie sense says there will be a tomorrow. So she was jumping like their WAS a tomorrow, trying to get her cutiemark back. After she caught it, Celest ran by and caused an explosion in the ground. She left a large crater.
"Hi Princess!" Pinkie Poo said.
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Um...It's Pinkie Pie.
Who are you?
Your editor.
I swear I can't write stories.
Why?
Because my fourth wall is so fragile!
I see.
Back to the story!
Of course, I'll work on the wall. Don't make any typos!
I'll tyr.
...
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"Hi Princess!" Pinkie Pi, the mathematician said.
"Pinkie, this is an urgent emergenancy!" Celest said.
"Did you say 'Emergenancy'?" Pinkie asked with a giggle.
"It's a part of the test." Celest said.
"What test?" Pinkie asked.
"This one!" Celest said throwing a paper and pencil at her. A huge metal box with a small light on the inside appeared around Pinkie. "Good Luck Pinkie! You're being watched!"
"Um..." Pinkie Pi said. "Okie doki loki..."
And Celest flew away.
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After a dreadful three hours and twenty minutes of thinking and squeezing stress balls, that's not what she said, Pinkie Pi Finished the first question.
"Alright, only 200 left to go!" Pinkie said. Pinkie read the next question and squeezed her stress ball some more. She squeezed it so hard in fact, that the joke was just too obvious to make. So Pinkie finally finished the second question. Then she went onto the next one. Why is an earthquake? Pinkie thought for a few seconds. She knew the obvious input for the 'Yo mama' Joke, but she didn't want to be impolite. So she put down "Is because an earthquake." The next question was, how desperate do you get before you say "That Little Cup of Pudding Could Change Everything"? Pinkie wrote, 'Very.' Pinkie was getting stressed over all of the questions she had to answer. So she started writing down random things. But Pinkie knew that it was wrong, and that she needed to do something to get the story to 1,000 words so it could be published. So she started writing random words that would come to her head.
'Buscuit, Cup, Cheese, Noodle, Earthquake, Celest, Fat, Ugly, Pone, Luna, Awesome, Hashtag, Stereotype, This, Isn't, A, Hidden, Message.'
Then Pinkie thought the admins would catch it so she decided to finish the test because she was on seven-hundred and fifty words so far. Approximately. She was three fourths the way through of getting back to the actual show not to be abused by fanfic writers like me! So she built up her confidence and finished the test questions.
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Three days later Pinkie Pie was almost done with the test. The last question was almost near, and all Pinkie had to do was finish that and she was done! Pinkie was so happy she bounced around the walls and accidentally tore the paper. GLADoS Popped in and said "You Failed." And left. Because GLADoS is good at making people feel bad.
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Three more days later Pinkie kept in her excitement and decided to finish the test. The last test question was;
"Did you look at the directions?"
Pinkie looked at the answers. A multiple choice; Yes, No, or Maybe. She flipped all the way back through 132 Pages of random crap that had nothing to do with anything.
Pinkie read the directions.
They said: "99.9% of ponies fail this test. Now, put down your name, and turn in the test WITHOUT answering the questions."
Pinkie Blerped. She grew an angry face and turned red, then after going super saiyan---Because Lauren Faust must REALLY like DBZ---Pinkie blew up.
The End.