My Air Conditioner is Loud
11:30 AM
Twilight's Tree Library, Ponyville
12 ponies are in a conference room arguing about what they should do with the company now that they are being used. On each side of the table there are different colored ponies. Its either blue shades on the left and red shades on the right. Each side has its respective shades sitting from lightest to darkest, the lightest of each shade sitting closest to the boss named 73. The blue side also has 2 reds, very light shades of red mind you but red nonetheless.
"80!" a pony yells at the top of his lungs,"you are really starting to try my patience." The pony yelling is a brown stallion with a white mane who was the boss. He seems to give out an aura of extreme comfortableness and clarity. "Your constant jabbering on about your stupid ideas has been driving this company into to the ground."
"All I'm saying is that it would be best for all of us to just break or short circuit. We would annoy Twilight and keep her distracted by the constant heat all day," he said, objecting to his bosses opinion. "I think we should malfunction to make it impossible for anything to get cooled down."
"Me and 78 talked and we agree also," 79 stated "I think we should malfunction to make Twilight's life terrible by giving her no relief from heat." 73 slammed his hoof on the desk, "What are you talking about, our mission as a business is to keep Twilight cool as long as possible and you would rather do something against our code completely?"
"What i'm talking about," 79 yelled "is that-"
VREEEEEREREREREREERERE
"No," 79 said as he realized what just happened. "NOT NOW!"
"80,79,78," 73 said as he started to grin "You're FIRED."
All three of them screamed as they faded out of existence.
"Twilight," Spike said as he picked up some books, "the air conditioner is sooooo loud, why cant we just get a new one?" Spike started eyeing the air conditioner with a dagger like stare, "this air conditioner is old and the plastic is faded yellow so it looks like a giant tower of snot."
Twilight came down from her bedroom, "I told you a thousand times Spike, I'm not getting a new one until ABSOLUTELY necessary. It's been there filling that spot in the library for so long that removing it would make the library feel like its missing a piece of its soul."
Spike rolled his eyes, "I think using the word soul is a bit overkill, don't you Twilight" he said with a disapproving tone. "I'ts just an inanimate object so it can be replaced just like anything else."
"But what about the tiny ponies that have meetings in there determining what temperature it will be with their miniature table and their cute business suits," Twilight said in a frantic voice. "They cant be thrown out or the temperature of the library will go out of whack because they make the decisions."
Spike stared blankly, "Say what now?"
"The tiny ponies that live in the air conditioner have a whole business centered around cooling the library," Twilight said. "That's the first thing they teach you in air conditioner kindergarten. You know that Spike."
Spike continued to stare "No I don't know that and there's no such thing as air conditioner kindergarten." "Look Twilight, I think either one of two things is happening." Spike held up one claw. "One, you are letting the heat get to you." Spike held up a second claw. "Or two, you really need to be put on some sort of medication."
"No spike, it's really true."Twilight insisted, "the ponies live in there. Come on, I can show you." Twilight started walking toward the loud air conditioner. "All right Twilight," said Spike, "I'll play along."
"Good riddance," said 73, sitting back in his chair. "They were becoming very unreasonable." The meeting room became quieter since 80 was gone. He was always yelling and arguing with everyone.
"I have to admit that was kind of scary," 75 said with a quiver in his voice. "I don't ever want to get fired." Everyone noticed 77 starting to freak out, his eyes frantically looking around the room. He was starting to sweat and shake, almost like he was going crazy.
"GAME OVER MAN,GAME OVER!" 77 yelled. "Pretty soon I'm gonna disappear like those three and I'll be gone forever. I am so dead." 77 started to nervously laugh. "What happens when you disappear huh? Do aliens beam you up or do you get trapped in the time-space continuum?" 77 gasped. "Maybe the writer couldn't think of a joke for this sentence so he ironically put here that he couldn't in order to try and be funny."
"Calm down 77. I wont fire you unless the almighty loud noise tells me to," said 73. Just then the whole room shook and everyone in the room heard the opening of a panel. "Is it the almighty loud noise?" said 77 in a panicked tone.
"Come on spike they are right there. I opened the panel." 73 couldn't help but stare at the giant eyes looking back at him. He never thought he would live long enough to see the day one of the Creators would look upon him.
"Wow Twilight," spike said, eyes unbelieving. "I guess this isn't the strangest thing we've come across,I'll be surprised if they don't randomly talk to us like we're Gods or something," Spike added sarcastically.
"Oh almighty creators, thank you for gracing us with your presence," 73 preached. "We at our company have been trying to make your library as cold as possible." 73 bowed to Twilight and Spike while crying tears of joy.
Spike glared, "Oh come on I was joking!" Spike still couldn't believe what he was seeing. Was there really a whole conference room of ponies who live inside the air conditioner making the temperature go up or down?
Suddenly, Owlicious pulled the plug of the air conditioner, killing all of the business ponies and making it short circuit. "I guess 80 won out after all," said 73 as he drew his last tiny business pony breath.
"Oh Owlicious you and your mischievous actions,"Twilight said with a hilariously cheesy not really angry disapproving voice. The story ends with the live audience erupting into laughter and the announcer talking about our sponsor. "Today's broadcast of My Little Pony is brought to you by Hasbro. Cease and desist or we will be forced take legal action."
CREDITS ROLL
THE END
Author's Note
Randomness is the cheese to German cake-Jackie Chan
