Your eyes... they are perfect
My Beautiful Black & Red Alicorn OC Love Story
by neorenamon
As she slowly opened her eyes, her field of view was filled by the angelic face of a violet unicorn. A slumbering mare. Somepony she vaguely knew somehow, and yet never met in her entire life before that point. She lay still and stared at that face as it seemed to be a crime beyond compare to wake her up. After a couple of hours, she began to stir. Her breathing changed as her eyes slowly fluttered open. She yawned widely, and even that was cute beyond compare.
"Good morning," she said slowly.
I almost choked when I replied, "Good morn to you, Princess."
She looked back into my eyes even as her eyes gleamed in the morning light streaming through the window. Then her eyes suddenly snapped wide open as she exclaimed, "WAIT!! WHO THE HAY ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!"
I paused before I replied, "My name is not important really. It's... stupid."
"And why are you in my bed?!"
"To be perfectly honest," I answered, "I have no idea how I went from my own bed to this one."
"Alright alright," she said. I wasn't sure if that was aimed at me or herself. "Just calm down and tell me your name no matter how stupid you think it is."
I nodded, took a deep breath, and began, "My name is Princess of the Holy Gems Duchess of Earl Countess De Money..."
"WHAT?!" she asked, "How can you be a Princess?! I've never heard of you!!" She paused before she continued, "I'm so sorry. Please continue."
"Sure," I answered, "My name is Princess of the Holy Gems Duchess of Earl Countess De Money Blood Moon Crimson Sun Crystal Heart Star Field Blazing Soul Flame Blooded Galaxy Ranger What The Fox Said Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ta Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ta Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting Ta Ting Ting *gasp* I Can't Live Without You Beat-it Beat-it Don't want to be defeated 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Comes Tumbling Down the Boardwalk on the Midnight Express Soul Train on Seventh Avenue Up on the Roof the Hot Tin Roof in the Ghetto of My Mind *gasp* Seventh Mare of the Seventh Mare of the Seventh Mare of the Inner Circle of the Outer Cloister of the Upper Echelon of the Under World of the Astral Plane over the Ethereal Realm Discordrules Timeless Eternal Immortal Shadow of the Light Celestiadrools Mystery of the Enigma of the Conundrum Wrapped *gasp* in the Burrito of Justice under the Tomato Paste of Truth in the Refrigerator of the Awesome Light Lunatools by the Fellowship of the Last Unicorn and the One Ring of the Toilet Cadancefools Ghost Busters Staypuft Marshmallow Bravestarr Thundercat Silverhawk She-Ra Amethyst Mighty Orbot Voltron Gatchaman MASK Gem Hologram Astroboy Kimba Simba *gasp* Carebear Strawberry Shortcake Dora the Explorer Magic Schoolbus Sesame Street Barney the Dinosaur Teletubby Banana Splitz Captain Kangaroo Bozo the Clown Peewee Herman Schoolhouse Rock Fraggle Rock *gasp* Hazel Fiver Bigwig Blackberry Dandelion Pipkin Silver Buckthorn Hawkbit Speedwell Strawberry Bluebell Scabious Threar Threarah Toadflax Pimpernel Willow Nightshade Celandine Pine Needles Butterbur Ash Violet *gasp* for the Power of Grayskull and the Honor of GraySkull by the Power of Friendship Skadoosh Booyah Oh Yeah Thunder Thunder Thunder Thundercats HOE!! Scooby Dooby Do Yabba Dabba Do Ditzy Do Do Wa Ditty *gasp* Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha Hadoken Kikoken Shoryuken Spinning Bird Kick Piledriver Sonic Boom Backflip Kick Tiger Punch Slide Kick Rising Claw Destructo Disk Special Beam Cannon Big Bang Gallet Gun Kaio Ken times 20 *gasp* Hidden Garden Endless Story Lord of the Rings Hobbit Krull Conan Willow Avatar Eragon Shrek Peter Pan Maleficent Tintin Lassie Free Willie Waldo Alice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Jack Skellington Jack Frost Sandman Easter Bunny Rambo Rocky Mister T Face Murdock Hannibal MacGyver Diana Prince Steve Trevor Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson Jason Tod Tim Drake Stephanie Brown Damian Wayne *gasp* Starta Fallon Tamara Merlin Drake Queen Anya Ian King Jarod Josh Max Archie Grimm Sunstar Moondance Shadowsong Guardian Kit Cleo Spike Sugar Applejack Bonb Bon Bowtie Bubbles Clover Cotton Candy Firefly Gusty Heart Throb Lickety Split Melody Posey Rosedust Sparkler Sundance Surprise Twilight *gasp* Gold Brick Wrapped in a Lemon Peel Iron Fist in a Silk Glove Cloak & Dagger Fox in the Henhouse Wolf in Sheep's Clothing The Whole Nine Yards Going the Mile to Smoke a Camel Bird in The Hand is Worth Two in The Bush Penny for Your Thoughts Catch 22 By Celestia's Horn Cross My Heart Hope to Fly Stick a Cupcake in my Eye *gasp* Abaco Barb Akhal-Teke Andalusian Appaloosa Arabian Barb Belgian Budenny Camargue Caspian Chincoteague/Assateague Clydesdale Connemara Curly Dales Danish Dartmoor Dutch Exmoor Fell Friesian Gotland-Rutt Gypsy Hackney Haflinger Hanoverian Highland Icelandic Kathiawari Kerry Bog Knabstrupper Lipizzan Lippiff Lusitano Mangalarga Marchador Marsh Tacky Marwari Morab Morgan Mustang Newfoundland *gasp* Nokota Norman Cob Norwegian Fjord Oldenburg Orlov Paint Paso Percheron Peruvian Pinto Przewalski Quarter Racking Ranger Saddlebred Selle Francais Shagya Shetland Shire Spotted Suffolk Thoroughbred Trakehner Westphalian Mister Ed Silver Thirty-Thirty Swiftwind Amalthea Black Beauty Arod Asfaloth Bill Brego Bumpkin Fatty Lumpkin Firefoot Felarof Hasufel Roheryn Shadowfax Sharp-Ears Snowmane Stybba Swish-Tail Windfola *gasp* Aragorn Arion Arvark Alsvid Ballus Dora Embarr Epona Gringolet Gulltoppr Hengrolyn Hrimfaxi Hofapnir Jabucilo Llamrei Rhaebus Sarac Silili Skinfaxi Sleipnir Svadilfari Tikbalang Uchchaihshravas Xanthos *gasp* Unicorn Pegasus Alicorn Manticore Hydra Minotaur Kraken Charybdis Cerberus Centaur Ichthyocentaur Satyr Faun Pane Nixie Pixie Dryad Griffon Hippogriff Sphynx Androhpinx Criosphinx Gynosphinx Adnrokephalac Werewolf Harpy Siren Medusa Gorgon Giant Daemon Basilisk Hippalectryon Cockatrice Lamia Emposai Graeae Mormo Fury Ophiotaurus Scylla Taraxippi Hyborean Cyclops Giant Titan Esquire the Third."
"Wow," she said, "That is... stupid."
"I know."
"So..." she said thoughtfully, "Why don't you tell me about yourself."
"You don't want to hear it."
"Trust me," she replied with a smile, "I'll understand you better if you tell me the whole thing."
"Sure," I answered, "I am the long lost sister to Celestia and Luna who was sent to Tartarus by Tirek three minutes after I was born on the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year of the reign of the seventh solar eclipse. After all, prophecy said that I was the chosen one selected to... do something. Then he erased all of the memories of everypony witness so that nopony would ever look for me after my banishment. He placed a curse on me that made it all but impossible to be sent back. I was left alone without any support for years wandering the wastelands of Tartarus. Shortly thereafter, I was found by Starswirl the Bearded where he taught me everything I know about magic, but he lacked the power to return me to Equestria so I could see my sisters and parents again. After he left me with a magical book, I was raised by teenage extra-dimensional changeling shinobi wolves before I was kidnapped by Nightmare Moon and the Nightmare Forces when her spirit was sent to the Dream Realm during her battle with Celestia before she was imprisoned in the moon and completely forgot about me. But she forgot to imprison me there so I opened a space bridge back to the only place I knew well: Tartarus. A thousand years passed while I studied every spell in a copy of Starswirl's Spell Book that he left behind for me, learned how to forge the one ring to rule them all, the secret of toothpaste, all 64 flavors of ice cream, what you can do with a cake and gold foil, travelled in time to visit a time traveller, how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop and learned the secret of how elves make cookies. Then there was a flash of light when the stars aligned to aid in the escape of Nightmare Moon, so I had hope of returning home. I saw it again when Discord was turned to stone the second time and then revived. Using the scrying spells I learned, I watched you from the moment you cured Nightmare Moon to the moment I... somehow wound up here in your bed."
"Wow," she said, "That is... really impossible."
"I know."
"So tell me... what makes you special."
"Must I?"
She nodded in her beautiful way.
I sighed before I started, "I've been cursed with eternal beauty and absolute perfection. Every sentient being falls in love with me at first sight..."
"Hold that thought," she sighed as she rolled over. When she came back, she was wearing really odd looking black crystal visor that fully covered her eyes and even the openings of her ears. Then she said like an angel, "Go on."
"Lemme see... love at first sight... I've only been wrong once, and that was the one time I thought I was wrong when I wasn't. I can see every past, present and future without losing my mind. I've been told I'm the most interesting mare in the world... by somepony I can't remember. Yet I'm somehow refreshingly naive and innocent. But still I'm perceptive enough to never be deceived. I truly cannot die, nor will I ever age another second over the next billion years yet I can alter my apparent age, sex, race and voter ID at will. Apparently I'm somehow part changeling, griffon, and minotaur as well. Wounds and lost body parts are instantly regenerated, and I never have had a scar. My black eye see auras and my red eye sees all dangers..."
"Tell me what I'm thinking right now," she asked as she interrupted me in a most divine way.
"Uh... well... I didn't say anything about mind reading..."
"Go on."
"You're wondering if those magic goggles of yours will stop me from hypnotising you. Wait! You think I'm hypnotising you?"
"That would explain how every pony you meet falls in love with you, but it's obvious to me that you aren't doing this on purpose. Hence the goggles. I made them after the second time we encountered Discord and Fluttershy reformed him. But even one little slip and he could go back to his ways of hypnosis and mind altering. The goggles block hypnosis by sight, sound, touch, and chocolate rain."
"Wow," I sighed, "You're just so... smart... Maybe you're the one making me fall in love with you..."
"WAIT?!" she said as she reared her head, "WHAT?!"
"Since the second I saw you," I continued, "I can't think of any other pony I want to spend the rest of eternity with."
"This is... a little sudden... isn't it?"
"I can't... help how I feel..."
"I think I know everything I need to know about you," she said as she gracefully slipped out of bed. As she slipped out from under the sheets, I saw for the first time that she was wearing horribly sexy blue and purple striped socks on all of her legs. "But now it's time for you to meet some influential friends of mine."
I nodded.
"Be a dear and wait for me here," she said like an angel, "I take it you never have to eat, sleep, sweat, relieve yourself or any other embarrassing thing like that?"
"HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" I asked in dismay.
"Educated guess."
I waited patiently for my angel to return. Minutes seemed like forever as my heart ached to hear her speak again. Then she walked in again with several other mares in tow behind. I couldn't help but notice that they were all wearing goggles like... Twilight. They were all also wearing... odd bit of jewelry... until I reckonized six of them as the Elements of Harmony.
"Twilight dahling," said the white unicorn mare with dark blue mane and tail, "There better be a good reason for disturbing my beauty sleep and making me wear the Element of Generosity on such short notice. And I must tell you again these goggles of yours totally clash with my mane."
"Who in tarnation is that alicorn mare in yer bed, sugar-cube?!" asked the orange Earth pony mare with golden mane and tail tied off at the ends.
"That is like 20% cooler," said the blue pegasus mare with the rainbow mane and tail, "NOT!!"
"So it's not Discord..." said the pale yellow pegasus mare with pink mane and tail, "if it's not too much to ask..."
"When's your birthday?!" shouted the excitable pink Earth pony mare.
Then two more alicorn mares followed, and I knew them as if my life depended on it.
"Princess Celestia?!" I asked, "Night... Princess Luna?!"
Luna blinked at me and the faux pax I almost made in her presence. Celestia looked at me and smiled softly like the big sister... I vaguely remembered as a filly.
"Who's your friend?" she asked in a sweet and soft voice.
Twilight repeated the whole name flawlessly as the mouths of everypony else just hung slack jawed, and then added, "but I think I'll just refer to her as Princess Blood Moon."
"I see."
"And she's perfect."
"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" asked Applejack.
"We can fix that. But first," she sighed as she looked from one mare to the next, "May I introduce Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and it seems you already know Celestia and Luna."
"So... How can she be perfect?" asked Rainbow Dash, "Why would you need to 'fix it'?"
"She's so perfect that she knows her name sucks. Perfect enough to know her history is impossible. Perfect enough to know that no pony could ever truly love her as she is. I even think she knows that she's so perfect THAT SHE CANNOT POSSIBLY EXIST!"
"I don't believe that clears up much," offered Rarity.
"And why are we even here?" asked Luna.
"Because by combining the powers of the Elements of Harmony with the Sun and the Moon... well, something good will happen."
"How can you be so sure?" asked Celestia.
"Please," begged my angel, "Just trust me and my books this time."
"We trust you," said Luna and Celestia as one.
"But what we cannot understand," said Luna, "is why you are taking such a risk on her behalf."
"I don't understand either," I added.
She walked over to a full length mirror, turned and said, "Come here and look at yourself, Princess Blood Moon."
In spite of my confusion, I walked over and looked. I saw my midnight black hide, mane and tail. I saw the blood red stripe as well. My wings twitched as I cocked my head.
"Now look at me very carefully," she said as she stood at my side.
"I don't see the... OH NO!!" I cried as it hit me in the head like a brick. I was a re-colored copy of Princess Twilight Sparkle!
"Before we start," she said softly, "move to the center of the room so that we surround you in a circle. I promise it won't hurt."
I meekly obeyed. A thread of rainbow light formed from each Element as well as the chest symbols of Celestia and Luna, merging into one continuous stream of light as it curled up into the tiara on Twilight's head. Then I was bathed in bright rainbow light, leaving me feel light headed for several seconds.
"It is done," sighed my angel, "and now it's time for the last one to appear... fashionably late as usual."
A strange creature appeared in a flash of light as he scrubbed himself in a bathtub.
"Now what?!" he grumbled, "This better be..." Then he noticed all the mares but me glaring at him. "Fine," he said as he snapped his talons, the bath vanished, and he was suddenly clean and dry.
She looked at him and said, "The new alicorn mare here is Princess Blood Moon."
I nodded.
Then she turned to me and said, "And this is the embodiment of Chaos. His name is Discord."
He smiled as if being praised.
"He's also... YOUR FATHER!!"
"That is patently absurd," he smirked, "If I'm the father, who's the mother?"
"There is no mother," replied my angel, "You made her all by yourself just to bother me."
"Oh fine," he admitted, "I made her from pure magic. Time to end this joke." He snapped his talons. A tingle ran through my body... but nothing else happened. He snapped his talons again... and again.
"Don't even bother," replied Twilight, "She's now as real as any of us. And I made sure that your magic can never hurt her again. Now she's your responsibility."
"Oh come on!"
"But even though she can't hypnotize anypony with her gaze, voice or touch any more," she continued, "There is something I feel I have to admit in the presence of you all."
I wondered what she could possibly be talking about.
She walked over to me as she began to weep freely, and she said close to my ear, "I do love you."
I wept as I replied, "I love you too!"
"So it did work after all," said Discord slyly.
"Now let's both of us tell your dear daddy just how much we love him," she said as we both faced Discord.
"Wait a second!!" he replied, "I'm sure we can work this out..."
"THUNDERBOLT!!" we both cried as one. Our horns glowed as their power combined into a massive bolt of lightning that blasted him though the roof and all the way to the surface of the moon.
"We can fix that," said Celestia as she looked up at the hole he left behind, "but he will be back."
"We think he has learned his lesson about creating life... as a joke," added Luna.
But all I could do was lay my neck over Twilight's neck, her neck over mine, and we both uncontrollably cried tears of happiness. I'm not perfect any more. I'm not... what did Twilight say later? A Mary Sue?
