Michael "Mac" Tempyst while perusing the internet after work stumbles on the Vogon Biotech Advertisment. Curiosity gets the better of him so he checks it out. Sometimes you get so much more then you bargain for, even when you are told exactly what you are getting. Especially when what you get are the Princess of love and her husband. really what could possibly go wrong?

note: This story will likely at some point have sex implied, at that time I will adjust the tags accordingly. cover image pending.