Pinkie Pie Pleases a Princess

by Pot8osoup

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 2136

Pinkie Pie asks Celestia if she can do anything in return for her and her friends freedom.

This is the sequel to Twilight Gets Turned on by a Calculator.

In a desparate attempt to free her friends from the Canterlot Dungeons, Pinkie Pie asks Celestia if she can do anything.

Published 2014-10-28 04:00:09 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-28 04:00:09 UTC

SEX

Princess Celestia yawned and stretched her legs. She had a long day ahead of her, as she needed to organise all the hassle about Ponyvilles princess. The calculator incident had caused a huge uproar all over Equestria. The royal sisters had already been accused of being insane sex obsessed rapists.

Which they were.

For aeons, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had committed serious crimes such as rape, torture, pedophillia, more rape and murder. No pony had ever discovered them. One time, two thousand years ago, a stallion had accused them of incest. He had been sentenced to death and the sisters had got away with it. Pretending to care about their subjects earned them support. Ponies would deny it even if the sisters had a full on make out session at the Summer Sun celebration. They had raped, tortured, broke, killed and raped many ponies within the stone walls of the Canterlot Castle. Luna was a big fan of BDSM and loved being a submissive bitch to Celestia. Celestia preferred to be the dominant one, mercilessly fucking Luna, forcing her to beg before she was allowed to cum. The only reason the princesses were still tight was magic. Celestia felt her hoof getting closer to her marehood as she relived old memories, like the time Luna had killed a stallion and shoved his head up her anus. Or the time Celestia lost her anal virginity. Or the time they inserted their magical dicks into a mare's anus at the same time, tearing her apart. She could almost hear her screams of agony.

Celestia was obsessed with anal.

"Guard." She said sharply to the stallion in an unnaturally cold tone. "Come here." The stallion trembled as he approached his beloved princess. Celestia telekinetically grabbed him and lifted his tail up, revealing his massive stallionhood and asshole. Celestia gave a twisted smile as she saw the stallion flush bright red and attempt to put it down. "Hold it up." She grinned. "I want to look at you." She slowly began to rub her pussy, but she was so aroused she needed something else to fuck her. Maybe she could take a turn at being the submissive one and get the stallion to pound her ass. She grabbed the stallion and gave him a hard kiss on the lips. His eyes widened. Celestia pulled away to speak to him for a second. "Come on." She whispered. "Fuck me like the dirty bitch I am." Celestia was surprised how much she liked this. Luna had always been the one to roll over and beg. Maybe she should take more turns at this.

The guard was hesitant at first, but his erection got the better of him. His member poked at Celestia's pussy.

"Wrong hole." She said breathlessly. The guard positioned his shaft at her anus. Celestia moaned softly. "Show how much of a disgusting whore I am. Turn my insides to much. Go all out. Make me beg." She whispered in his ear. Needing no further encouragement, he pushed half his length into Celestia's ass. She screamed. "Harder." He obediently pushed the rest of his dick into her. He then slowly began to thrust, taking half his length out and jamming it back in as Celestia moaned and writhed beneath him. After a couple of minutes he began to remove his whole length and jam it back in. After a while, Celestia began to shriek; "I'M CUMMING! I'M CUMMING!" The guard, remembering the princess's queer orders, pulled out.

"Beg. What are you?" He asked. Thank god I've done this kinky stuff with my wife before, he thought. Celestia moaned.

"I'm a- I'm an alicorn princess about to dominate you." She gave a twisted grin and pushed him off of her, then pushed him to the ground and pinned him to the ground. Using her supreme magic, she ripped his penis off. There was a moment of stunned silence, then he let out a deafening scream. "Why-why did you do that?!" He whimpered, clutching at his bloody crotch. Celestia gave him a manic smile as her alicorn magic attached the penis to her own crotch.

"Did you think that you would be the only dominant partner? I want to fuck you as well, you know." The guard began to protest, begging for mercy. To which Celestia replied by creating a knife and removing his tounge. He tried to swallow the blood, but it was too much. Celestia had placed a hoof over his mouth to stop him from spitting it out. Eventually his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Celestia just stared at him for a moment, smiling. Then her grin faded as she realised the guard wouldn't be able to scream and plead as she took his virginity. Oh well, she thought. After all, she could still have fun with him. She readied her new penis to plunge into a world of pleasure, but heard hoof steps approaching. Sighing frustratedly, she vanished the dead body along with her penis. A royal guard burst into the room. Along with him was a pink mare Celestia recognised as the former Element of Laughter, Pinkamena Pie. The mare was hoof cuffed and her mane was unusually straight and lanky.

"Your Highness." She bowed before the older of the royal sisters. "A-" She was cut off by a guard.

"Your Highness." He bowed. "This mare has come up from the Canterlit Dungeons to offer you a deal. She will do anything in exchange for her and her friends freedom. If there is anything she can do to be of service, she would gladly contribute." Celestia smiled graciously at him, barely managing to keep her composure and calm manner. Inside she was jumping with glee. Pinkamena said she would do anything, and Celestia planned to milk this offer for all it was worth.

"Very well." She said. "She will be my assistant for a day in return for her freedom. And her friends. However, I am unable to let Twilight Sparkle leave, for she committed a serious offence and must be punished. I wish I could set her free, but others would protest and I would be putting myself, my sister and Sparkle in danger." She turned to Pinkie Pie. "Is this a satisfactory deal?" Pinkie Pie nodded, and her hair poofed up.

"Thank you, Princess Celestia!" She squealed. "I can't wait to help you!" Giggling like a child, she turned to the guard. "Can you tell my friends they're going free? Please?" She added. The guard nodded stiffly. "Thank you thank you thank you!" The mare said. Celestia nodded to the stallion.

"You may go." He bowed one last time and left. Celestia stared after him for a minute, then turned back to Pinkie Pie. "So." She said. "You are here to help me. Spread your hind legs." Celestia was not one to waste time. Slightly worried and apprehensive, Pinkie Pie revealed her tender folds to the princess. Celestia sat back and spread her own legs to make it easier to rub her clitoris.

"Um, princess?" Pinkie asked nervously. "What should I do?"

"Just rub yourself. It's better for both of us."

Curious to where this was going, Pinkie placed a hoof between her own legs with some difficulty. It wasn't easy to mastubate while standing on only three legs.

"You may sit." Celestia said. Pinkie Pie fell with a thump onto her backside. She was a bit anxious now.

"Princess Celestia, I'm sorry, but what are we doing?"

Celestia frowned. Then her face lit up in a devious smile. "We're getting you ready, of course!" She laughed.

Pinkie Pie immediately felt worried. "What for?" Her anxiety was clear in her words. Celestia frowns.

"Oh, don't be worried!" She said brightly. Her horn began to glow. Pinkie Pie felt a heavy weight around her neck. She tried to look at it, but she couldn't move. Pinkie would have been hyperventilating if she wasn't immobilised. The only things she could do were breathe and pump blood around her own body. She found she could also move her eyeballs. Swivelling them around in an search for the one who cast this spell, Pinkie saw Celestia staring coldly at her.

"You are my pet." She said. "You obey me and my sister's rule only." Pinkie felt even more terrified at hearing that the other royal sister was here. "You are our slave. You only do what you are told. You will find a way to complete any order, no matter how irrational or insane. You will not scream, but your whimpers excite us. You will lose your innocence, your virginity, and maybe even your sanity today. Yo are only here to grant us pleasure. You would be of no use if you did not, so if you do not let us fuck you raw you will be punished. Badly. And, the most important rule, will give us a brilliant sexual experience. Now, let the torment begin!" Celestia laughed gleefully. Her horn was illuminated and Pinkie Pie would have screamed in fear if Celestia let her. But she found she could whimper cowardly, so she proceeded to do so. Celestia looked back at the mare she had enslaved, and felt her marehood begin to moisten in anticipation of what was to come. Her arousal was only fuelled by Pinkie's fear. It also amused her, for this spell would cause no harm to Pinkie. Well, maybe some indirect pain, as Luna would probably enjoy whipping Pinkie, but her sister would probably prefer to watch, mock Pinkie, force her to eat shit, and switch roles with Pinkie. Luna had a scat fetish, something very bad for Pinkie. Unless Pinkie liked eating shit.

"Sister, what hast thou caught us? A slave? Where did thou pick this little cunt up? Never mind, it looks good. We will have lots of fun with this one, we are sure!" Luna grinned. She walked over to Celestia and French kissed her passionately. Pinkie watched in disgust as Luna's hoof moved closer to Celestia's marehood, teasing her clit. Celestia shivered in pleasure. They then pulled away, turning towards Pinkie. Her mane had fallen down though, so she was more like Pinkamena.

"Hast thou gone through the initation ritual yet, or is she a virgin?" Luna queried. Celestia smiled at her.

"I know how much you enjoy the ritual, my dear sister, so I thought I would leave it to you this time. I have only given her the rules of a slave. But you can tell her the rights of a slave." Celestia said kindly.

Luna turned to Pinkie Pie, who was more like Pinkamena, who had passed terrified on the scale of fear. "Thou should know thou has some rights.They are important to thou. Cherish them, and be grateful thou hast any rights at all. Be grateful to us." Luna ordered. "Thy first right is the right to a master. Thee may alway have a master who will let thee do things, for if thou dost not have a master thou will waste away, unable to move. Your second right is the right to food. Even thou, the lowest of low, must have food. There is a loophole however. Thou dost not need fresh food, or normal food. We will use that loophole to our advantage. The third right is the right to piss. Thee is allowed to shit. The fourth is the right to sex. This is a right we will definately let you have every day. Those are thy rights. But thee also has laws to follow. Thou must crawl at all times. Do not speak unless spoken to. Carry out all orders. And," Celestia joined in.

"Above all, thou will provide immense sexual pleasure to thy superiors." They finished in chorus. Pinkie Pie trembled.

Celestia gave a manic grin. "Let the orgies begin!"

Author's Note

Some guy asked for a sequel, so here it is.

This will be written in two parts. The actual shitstorm is coming in the second part.

I know my writing and grammar for Luna is shit, but I have no idea what she's supposed to say. In, like, that old English.

I wrote this story while listening to the Oogie Boogie song and Hellfire, so I was in a pretty dark mood.

Anyway, seriously, just before some idiot comes and says 'But Celestia is nice!" This is AU. Oh, and the guard scene wasn't just filler. Well, it was three-quarters filler. But I had to get the message across that the sisters don't even care if their victims are in pain. They just care about sex. And in the first story, they were lying when they were like, "Oh, Twilight's so bad."

Shit will be explained in part two, trust me.