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Poniocracy

by sunnypack
Cryogenics was a pretty cool concept until we forgot about it and buried it. So sorry you're going to be woken up ten thousand years in the future... Give or take a few thousand.

When David volunteered to be part of a cryogenic experiment he thought he'd be at the forefront of human technology, spearheading research and development.

Unfortunately politics doesn't work that way.

Lucky for him, the science was solid... For ten thousand years.

AN: Don't take this seriously. Seriously don't. I don't.

Special thanks to my editor: Thornwing!

A-d-d-ditional Tags: Science Fiction, Parody, Waking Up In the Future, Equestria used to be Earth, Parity Bits, Things That Could Be Considered Irrelevant To The Premise And Is Only Used As Humour, Twi-bright, Kangaroos, Towels and Brawndo.

Rated teen for inappropriate scenarios. Well, lots of inappropriate scenarios. Now with 20% more Dark!

List of Side Stories:

The Story of the Equinos and Celestia
Twilight's Report
A Butterfly Bash
The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Unpublished Stories now available here.

I'll also keep the former list I made here:

The Story of the Gorlians and Equestria
Human Manual I
Equine Manual I
Why Emergencies Should Be Handled Calmly
Why Emergencies Should Be Handled Calmly II
Blue Pill
David's Nightmares
Robot Manticore Attack
The First Law
Discordant
A Dated Journal Entry
McQuestria
McQuestria II
To Touch The Stars

Teen
Complete
Science Fiction
Random
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Comedy
 
OPTPO

53593 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

17 Chapters:

  1. 1 - Is It Me Or Is It Cold In Here? 2014-10-16 12:44:36 UTC
    3043
  2. 2 - Maybe It Was The Sushi I Ate? 2014-10-18 08:49:02 UTC
    1810
  3. 3 - Using Your Anti-Freeze For More Than Medical Reasons 2014-10-21 10:45:25 UTC
    2269
  4. 4 - Killing Time, But Not With A Knife Like Usual 2014-10-24 05:43:38 UTC
    2312
  5. 5 - Sometimes You Just Need A Toothbrush For That 2014-10-27 02:51:51 UTC
    1894
  6. 6 - When The Clock Starts Ticking, The Alicorn Starts Kicking 2014-10-31 03:53:21 UTC
    2489
  7. 7 - You Boron, You Make Me Look Like Einsteinium 2014-11-09 11:28:45 UTC
    2388
  8. 8 - Alt-Tab, Control, Shift, Escape 2014-11-23 11:10:12 UTC
    4024
  9. 9 - You Ruined It 2014-12-07 01:42:58 UTC
    2760
  10. 10 - Can't Touch This 2014-12-13 06:49:51 UTC
    2140
  11. 11 - Ethylated Spirits 2015-01-02 13:56:49 UTC
    3810
  12. 12 - Monkey Business 2015-01-28 05:47:22 UTC
    2721
  13. 13 - Honestly, Honesty Is Honestly The Best Policy! 2015-02-24 22:22:20 UTC
    1554
  14. 14 - Intensi-tea 2015-07-13 11:02:47 UTC
    3303
  15. 15 - What You See Is Not What You Get 2015-07-16 23:55:36 UTC
    4989
  16. 16 - Resolution 2015-07-19 14:40:13 UTC
    5117
  17. 17 - Common Sense 2015-07-23 16:26:12 UTC
    6970