Prologue

it's not rare to come across story like this one, some times is linen, maybe even hemp, a lot of hemp.

Nobody could give a concrete explanation, not even with clay, let's not talk about mastic...

What is this about you may ask? Hard to say, really hard, that's why we have to go back in time to find the solute (the solution is aqueous most of the time, so we don't need to find it).

We are in Equestria a suburb of. We can see everywhere pony and other colored things. Ourmain character is one, not two, but one. Of course he have a gender a color and a race, like everybody else. Onestly we don't know if he is a pony, a griffin,a dragon, a tree or Pino Daniele,we don't know if he is live or playback.

The only thing we know is that he is pushed toward one single goal, finding someone. Here you may ask “Who pushed him? He apologise after that? He was malesian?” the answer to all this question is fizzy, but not gluten free, remember that. As said before, we are clearly talking about Spike, the dragon, who, looking for his goal, had found himself wandering in every possible and immaturable land, asking everybody with the sound of sax, like this “Sorry, Sax where I can find Spike the dragon? No? Ahahah, anyway you really suck, stop laughing on that dead dog, cant you see he is a dalmatian?”.

We can't really tell what's going to happen, but somehow when can discover what will happen, so hang on that cliff beacuse this is going to be a cliffhanger...
I hope, readers and bullovers, you can find a why, because at the moment, why why....

Second Tragic Prologue

It was difficult, very difficult, but this doesn't scare him. The mysterious creature wanted to find Spike at all costs. He wanted his revenge, his lovely squid revenge, that's was her name because she love to eat bet, squids and revenges. Spike had nothing to do with that squid, the mysterious creature eat her, but he wanted her back anyway.

Is not clear how, but he arrived, after many labors, he arrived in one place, and there he remain.

Then some pony arrived, probably because without them the story couldn't become an audiobook, and the mysterious creature could have been sad, expecially on the pacific coast. They were ponies, that were his thoughts, before start hitting them and ask them half asleep “Where is Spike? Eh?? Tell Me! Tell me Before!” the ponies just melt from the terror, without saying anything except “fuck you”, a famous little city near. Only one information, a lot of qwerty color sewage, and a lot of confusion in the ball of wool that was on his ends. “What can I do?Melting pony doesn't help a lot, and that guy, is better not making him angry” He was talking about Giancarlo Cranio, also known as “a lot” for his passion for grammar, Cranio prefers nebulized ponies, a lot easier to apply on... Hands.

“I will not go very far this way...” said to himself the mysterious creature, and so he does, he stayed still for 45 hours, in that exact same place.
After 45 hours and 1 minute a pony, white for his aged fur, yell at the mysterious creature: “Let's fly to the castle!”

The mysterious creature replied by falling hurting himself really bad, really really bad, so bad that by instinct he said “Damn white pony for his aged fur, I hurt myself real bad, really really bad!”

The white pony should have talked about leprosy, and why not, even. But he didn't, and he just asked “Tell me, what are you? Why are you here? I never seen something like you in my entire life, and I have seen a lot of things! Maybe even twenty seven! But maybe I'm wrong, at my age you start to understand shit, it has such a complex mathematical formula and penis...”
“Pen...etration?” asked the mysterious creature
“No” answered the penis
“Ok, I don't understand , but can I at least ask something?” asked the mysterious creature
“No you can't, and now eat up the question you just asked me!” Told the white pony
“But I'm allergic to questions, I want to make a bet!”
“Ok, You lost”
“I WANT MY REVENGE”
“Here it is”
The white pony gave a little and cute squid to the mysterious creature, which, after had shown a three teeth smile , flied away, sliding with the face on the naked and sexy ground.
The mysterious creature was moved, he even spit a little bit of blood while he was watching the pony going away with such grace, that imploded in a wonderful kiwi at five, no, at four. He than looked at his Revenge and whispered “I'm going to find spike, I promise you”

The squid, moved, scream as a squid when she get eaten alive for the second time by the mysterious creature.

He had taken his revenge.

Prologue Against Everyone

Spike waked up. He was naked and wet. Of course that wasn't water, that was soy mascarpone.

He decide then to undress and to eat himself. Now he had another problem, the live flesh exposed to air and a lot of mascarponed scale that turned around in his stomach. The solution was 47.

“AAAAAAHHHH!!!!” Spike screamed.

He look around... he had a nightmare. He wasn't wet, and neither fourty seven, he was simply covered in others being fecal material, like every other Thursday.

“Yet another nightmare, this week is the tenth of seconds...”
“Spike! You ok...”
“Yes, thanks...”
“Need more shit? I have to come upstairs?”
“No, thank you Twilight, I have more than enough, you can go back to sleep now”
“Some times I just can't understand you Spike” Said Twilight while she gently start to sleepy burping
“Petunias Twilight, think of Petunias”
“No, Spike”

Everything went silent.

Spike started to model some shape of Padan Parmisan while he thought about the last strange dream he had.
“I have dreamed of being a Mystery... Why all this mysteries? I still have to find this thing that I don't know, if I also have to...”
He was brutally interrupt by an angry puerto rican transsexual, which, while screaming “ALLE TRES IN PUNTOS!” ran and hit with a punch the purple little dragon right in the face, who as a reaction made a cute face.

“Josè,is that you?” asked twilight from her bed

Josè had started to vigorously penetrate Spike.

“Whatever, when you are done can you please water my petunias like only you can? Goodnight!”
said Twilight while stabbing screams and animal like sound beautify a crystal clear night.

After 4 hour without stop, Josè start to watering vigorously, while spike deeply changed, very deeply, started to think.

“Tomorrow I'll start to look for that object again, I let pass to much time and I'm starting to have nightmares while I'm doing nothing, must be a sign”

From under his pillow Spike took out some object.

“An handle, a cheeseburger and a josè smelling loincloth, which I changed for an old plastic box... This object had something to do with what I can't remember, but they are not enough!”

Spike stood up and went to the window.

“I must continue my research!” said Spike talking to the moon
“Why would I give a fuck?” answered the moon while watering the petunias with Josè

Spike explode.

Author's Note

Some name are in Italian becausethe story was in Italian

If you don't know who Pino Daniele is... google it