The worst my little pony fan fiction ever made 2

The Cake was an adjective, but there was no time to lose, Spike's quest must go on!

Spike, sitting on a bench, was thinking about his next destination.

But no idea came to his mind.

If someone could have cracked open Spike's head they would have found some parrots, some very small parrots that were attacked by some huge crackers.

They were blue parrots.

Someone who could actually crack open Spike's head exist, his name was Giancarlo.

Spike tired of waiting sublime away from the bench and start a war against The World.

After million died and entire civilization were wiped away Spike realize that the road for “the World” the famous yellow bar, was in the other direction.

A crazy run bring Spike to “the World”, and when Spike turn around to thank her, she replied with a spoon.

On his teeth.

The Bar's door was completely in one piece and just outside of it there was patiently waiting five white ponies, every one of them was armed with a weapon.

But because they are not part of this story we can't know what or who they were waiting, and we actually don't even care that much to be honest.

Entering the bar Spike notice something that make him skip a beat.

It was blellow.

The world around Spike collapsed when he realized that all his life was a lie.

Spike thought about killing himself.

Then he thought about milk.

At the end he thought about his foot, who, in the meantime, separate himself from the rest of his body and went to a dark corner to kill himself, sure that the other foot will for sure save him.

The other foot didn't save him.

Luckily for Spike, the bar was full of feet, finding a substitute wouldn't be hard.

He just had to broke a table.

The new hand just appears almost like it was a miracle.

Spike lost, asked what lesson was it.

They said it was math.

Spike had bring the literature book.

Near Spike sit a Pony that Spike immediately recognize, he remember perfectly her Sapphire Shore.

“Hey, but you are name”
“No”

Spike took it personally, he wasn't ready to become a burner, he took a glass of acid and throw it in Sapphire Shore's face hoping to save the world from the AIDS.

Later that day, AIDS, or for the friends Aidiesse, or Pina, died by cancer, cancer became than the national hero.

Sapphire in the meantime was chewing the third hear of Spike.

“Why are you here” said Spike.
“I didn't have” replied Sapphire Shore chewing Spike's vertebral column
“What?”
“The Pentecostephilia”

Spike screamed while terrorized he puke heated embers on the face of Giovanni, a young official of the SS, which was departed to pick up Polish sunflower and to dance the Mazurca of Canterlot.
(The last edition made start the thirty years war, this war ended when they realized that there was no more half seasons).

“You are God!”
“Sey...”
“Please answer my question!”

Sapphire devour a video with extreme anger and nod exclaiming “Kallinka”

“Who framed Roger Rabbit?”
“Raz Degan”
“Adolf Hitler was a good seapony?”
“Yes, after all he killed Adolf Hitler”
“My Holy Navarrosh...” Spike after acknowledging this great truth notice that some superfluous hair were growing on his chest and face, he than became Rasputin.

“And remember my son” Whispered Sapphire while she was picking his hair with a fork.
“What? Speak Damn it!” replied Google Rasputin with tears in his eyes.
“The Ironclad Potemkin won an Oscar”

The city was taken by the flame in a transiberian explosion.

Passed over the Springish Autumn, Spike found himself at Twilight house.

“That's where I am” said Spike after founding himself.

From the bathroom a voice called the little dragon.

“Hey you! Come help me!”

Spike heated up start running in the bathroom direction, he was heated up because he was happy to help someone, and also because he started slowly to catch fire.

Arrived as ashes, Spike could assist at a very usual scene in the bathroom.

Sapphire Shore, armed with a plumber, was fighting against a huge monster made of fecal material.

“Hurry! Hurry! Do something!” said desperately Sapphire.

Spike made some lovely seashell necklaces.

Sapphire Shore, moved, start to puke tear of joy that made the monster feel better and they freed Bambi from the claws of Mufasa.

“This seashells are made of plastic” said Spike with a serious voice.

At that word the monster get angrier and start to read a lot of books.

The horror was indescribable, so we are not going to describe it.

Spike and Sapphire could miraculously escape, and incredibly nobody got hurt.

That's why a 320 Kg extremely huge guy entered the library and broke both Spike's ankle.

Twilight entered a little bit later in the library and after she had seen the huge mess she yelled something.

“Something!” said Twilight

After a little bit a wall start shaking.

Those were pretty scary words, so nobody made fun of the wall.

Not far away, some virtuous tulips were watching the scene, and they decide to interfere. They took their best ride and declare their love for him.

The ride start to moo copiously while a dinosaur from another age said hello to everybody removing his tuba every time. He played in an underground band.

The tulips entered from the window, right in the toilet and got out proudly from their vase, which had grown up a lot, maybe even 20 millimeters, but I don't want to exaggerate.

The monster stop reading but he never even had the time to sing a folklorist song that he got eaten by the vase.

Spike, that became a sink, watched the scene without saying a word.

“That vase!” said Spike while deploying hot water “Without a doubt the thing that I'm looking for has something to do with that vase!”

Sapphire Shore watched Spike while he was building a table

From their union, they gave life to some delicious table with sink and creme.