Lemongrab Takes Over Equestria

I, Earl of Lemongrab, have been rejected for months ever since Princess Bubblegum told me I'm fired from my position as ruler of Lemongrab. Ever since that dreadful day, my life has been nothing but people picking on me and making jokes about me. Now not even my loudest "UNACCEPTABLE!" will keep people from mocking me. So alas, I eventually decided to pack all my belongings, climb on my loyal lemon camel who is technically my only friend now, and try to find another kingdom to take over and make my own. After about 40 days and 40 night of traveling through this great unknown, I came upon an unusual town with colorful ponies. Some had horns, others had a wings, others had neither, and some even had both. It seemed like everyone was living in harmony.

"What an unusual place." I thought to myself as I was riding through a town known to the residents as 'Canterlot'.

Once I got to what seemed like a cafe, I tied my lemon camel to a post and walked into the cafe to get some water and ask one of the citizens of this unknown place who their ruler is so I can start my plan of attack. I walked up to a gray pegasus with a gold mane and tail who had a lazy eye who had about 10 muffins on her plate.

"Hey uh excuse me miss but do you happen to know who the ruler of this place is and where they live?" I asked.

"Princess *derp* Celestia's castle is *derp* is about a *derp* 5 minute walk from *derp* here. They probably *derp* won't let you *derp* in unless you *derp* told her ahead of *derp* time you wanted to see her." said the pegasus.

"Ok thank you." I said.

I then quickly ran back outside and jumped on my lemon camel and rode as quickly as possible to storm the gates and start my quest of taking over this unusual place.