Lemongrab Takes Over Equestria

Once Luna and I arrived at this barn called Sweet Apple Acres where I ordered my welcome buffet to take place, I was immediately greeted by a small yellow pony with a red mane and a pink bow.

"Howdy Mr. Lemongrab! My name's Applebloom! Welcome to Sweet Apple Acres! We're just about ready to sit down for dinner and the Wiggles are just about ready to perform!" said Applebloom who was shaking my hand with a hoof that was covered in mud.

"YOU MADE LEMONGRAB'S HAND DIRTY! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"Oh sorry about that! Let me show y'all to your seat and everypony will introduce themselves." said Applebloom.

Applebloom led me and Luna to a big picnic table where everyone was sitting and talking in anticipation of dinner and the Wiggles performing. Immediately, a purple alicorn, who I assumed was Princess Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship, got up to greet me.

"Hello Lemongrab and welcome to Equestria. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I am the princess of friendship. I hope you enjoy your time in this great place." said Twilight.

"Thank you very much Twilight." I said trying my best not to remind her that I just overthrew her mentor hours ago to take over this place.

Twilight's five best friends, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack also introduced themselves to me knowing that they would be teaching me the magic of friendship while I was ruling Equestria. Not long after, an elderly green pony came out with about ten platters of food for the buffet.

"Who's that old pony?" I asked Applejack.

"Why that's Granny Smith! She's my grandmother who knows the most about this place. She's seen and been through it all! If you ask politely, she may even tell you about olden days in Equestria." said Applejack.

"Soup's on y'all!" screeched Granny Smith and everyone lined up to get their food and quickly rushed back to the table in participation for the Wiggles performing.

"Alright everyone! I demand that the Wiggles first sing us 'John Bradlelum'!" I yelled and the curtain opened up and the Wiggles started performing.

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After about an hour and a half of watching the Wiggles perform their great music and enjoying my time talking to who I hope would eventually be my new friends in the long run, it was time for me and Luna to return to Canterlot and rest up for my first full day in this great place.

"Hey Lemongrab, thanks for choosing Sweet Apple Acres as the venue for your welcome buffet. It's such an honor for us to serve high end folk like y'all. You can come back to Sweet Apple Acres anytime you feel like you need a taste of country cooking." said Applejack.

"Thank you Applejack. I also look forward to you and your friends teaching me about the magic of friendship. So you tomorrow hopefully." I said and Luna headed back to Canterlot.