Lemongrab Takes Over Equestria

by Probably Minion

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1808

Lemongrab attempts to take over Equestrian

After being fired and rejected by Princess Bubblegum, Lemongrab gets on a quest to overthrow Princess Celestia and take over Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-06 22:00:35 UTC

Chapter 2: Celestia's Castle

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the castle, I ran into four of Princess Celestia's royal guards who immediately stood guard to protect this royal subject.

"I wish to see to Princess Celestia. Bring her to me at once." I said.

"Yeah sure, lemon head!" said one the guards in a sarcastic tone and the three other guards started laughing.

"HOW DARE YOU DENY AN ORDER FROM LEMONGRAB! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

The guards laughed even harder after hearing my high pitched scream. Right at that moment, I pulled out my sound sword and blasted them out my way and made my way up to the room where Princess Celesita and her sister were sitting. The doors opened and I entered the room.

"Why hello unusual creature. What may I do for you?" asked Princess Celestia.

"THIS CASTLE IS IN UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed after realizing what was likely going to be my castle after I blasted Celestia away was in unacceptable condition.

Celestia then had a confused look on her face.

"Are you ok?" she asked.

"I'M GONNA BLAST YOU WITH MY SOUND SWORD AND SENTENCE YOU TO ONE MILLION YEARS IN MY DUNGEON! NO TRIAL!" I screamed and I pulled out my sound sword and aimed it right at Celestia.

Immediately Celestia went flying across the room and landed right near the doorway to the room. My two remaining minions that were hiding in my sack then carried her to the dungeon. I then turned to Princess Luna who just sat in shock by this feat.

"As for you, I am sparing you from any time in the dungeon so you can help me rule this place because I suppose you know so much about it since you're Celestia's sister." I said.

"I suppose that is ok until my older sister has finished her dungeon sentence." said Luna.

I was quite shocked by Luna's remark. I assumed she would try to destroy me since I just overthrew Equestria's main ruler.

"Now for my first royal duty. I want to go to this place called 'Sweet Apple Acres' for a royal feast and a concert by this popular band you call 'The Wiggles'. I want Princess Twilight and her five best friends to be there as well. Get that set up for me!" I said.

"With pleasure Lemongrab." said Luna and she flew off to tell the residents of this 'Sweet Apple Acres' place to tell them of my order.

Chapter 3: The Wiggles' House

The first order of business for my welcome buffet at Sweet Apple Acres was to speak to the Wiggles about the entertainment. I rode my lemon camel and met up with Luna at the Wiggles house and we walked up to the front door. I knocked on the door and all of a sudden I was scared to death to see that the door had a face on it.

"How can I help you?" ask the door.

"HOW DARE YOU SCARE LEMONGRAB WITH HIS PERMISSION! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.

"Uh are you ok?" asked the door.

After taking a moment to calm down, I was ready to politely ask the door to open up so I could talk to the Wiggles.

"Oh sorry. I meant to say I am here to ask the Wiggles a favor. Please let me in so I can talk to them." I said.

"Uh ok, if you say so." said the door and she opened up.

Luna and I entered the house which was quite colorful and had unusual decorations. The Wiggles were sitting in a room with a couch and a chair with a clock on it. I thought it was kind of weird that the couch only could fit three of them and one of them had to sit in a separate chair.

"Guys, this is Lemongrab. He has taken the throne formerly held by my older sister who has been sentenced to one million years in the dungeon after being found guilty of treason. We are here to ask you a favor in regards to Lemongrab's welcome buffet at Sweet Apple Acres tonight." said Luna.

"Sure ask away." said the yellow shirt who was referred to as 'Greg'.

"I am here to ask you to be the entertainment at my welcome buffet tonight at Sweet Apple Acres. Luna has told me how great entertainers you are and that you are loved by all the citizens in Equestria. I was wondering if you could perform me one of your songs so I can judge if you are worthy of entertaining those who will be at the buffet tonight." I said.

"Why sure absolutely." said the red shirt who was referred to as 'Murray'.

The Wiggles then huddled to discuss what song they would perform for me.

"Ok Lemongrab, we're gonna sing you and Luna the Fruit Salad Song." said the blue shirt referred to as 'Anthony'.

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After they finished performing, I was totally amazed by how great singers the Wiggles were.

"You have proven you are worthy of entertaining me and the guests who will be attending my welcome buffet tonight. Be at Sweet Apple Acres tonight at 6 PM sharp." I said.

"Oh don't worry Lemongrab, we'll be there well before 6 PM. You can count on us to entertain you and your guests at your welcome buffet tonight. You're gonna love what we have to offer." said Greg.

"Thank you for agreeing to make my welcome buffet more awesome with your great music." I said and Luna and I headed to Sweet Apple Acres to check in on how to preparations for the buffet were going.

Chapter 4: Sweet Apple Acres

Once Luna and I arrived at this barn called Sweet Apple Acres where I ordered my welcome buffet to take place, I was immediately greeted by a small yellow pony with a red mane and a pink bow.

"Howdy Mr. Lemongrab! My name's Applebloom! Welcome to Sweet Apple Acres! We're just about ready to sit down for dinner and the Wiggles are just about ready to perform!" said Applebloom who was shaking my hand with a hoof that was covered in mud.

"YOU MADE LEMONGRAB'S HAND DIRTY! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"Oh sorry about that! Let me show y'all to your seat and everypony will introduce themselves." said Applebloom.

Applebloom led me and Luna to a big picnic table where everyone was sitting and talking in anticipation of dinner and the Wiggles performing. Immediately, a purple alicorn, who I assumed was Princess Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship, got up to greet me.

"Hello Lemongrab and welcome to Equestria. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I am the princess of friendship. I hope you enjoy your time in this great place." said Twilight.

"Thank you very much Twilight." I said trying my best not to remind her that I just overthrew her mentor hours ago to take over this place.

Twilight's five best friends, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack also introduced themselves to me knowing that they would be teaching me the magic of friendship while I was ruling Equestria. Not long after, an elderly green pony came out with about ten platters of food for the buffet.

"Who's that old pony?" I asked Applejack.

"Why that's Granny Smith! She's my grandmother who knows the most about this place. She's seen and been through it all! If you ask politely, she may even tell you about olden days in Equestria." said Applejack.

"Soup's on y'all!" screeched Granny Smith and everyone lined up to get their food and quickly rushed back to the table in participation for the Wiggles performing.

"Alright everyone! I demand that the Wiggles first sing us 'John Bradlelum'!" I yelled and the curtain opened up and the Wiggles started performing.

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After about an hour and a half of watching the Wiggles perform their great music and enjoying my time talking to who I hope would eventually be my new friends in the long run, it was time for me and Luna to return to Canterlot and rest up for my first full day in this great place.

"Hey Lemongrab, thanks for choosing Sweet Apple Acres as the venue for your welcome buffet. It's such an honor for us to serve high end folk like y'all. You can come back to Sweet Apple Acres anytime you feel like you need a taste of country cooking." said Applejack.

"Thank you Applejack. I also look forward to you and your friends teaching me about the magic of friendship. So you tomorrow hopefully." I said and Luna headed back to Canterlot.

Chapter 1: Arrival in Equestria

I, Earl of Lemongrab, have been rejected for months ever since Princess Bubblegum told me I'm fired from my position as ruler of Lemongrab. Ever since that dreadful day, my life has been nothing but people picking on me and making jokes about me. Now not even my loudest "UNACCEPTABLE!" will keep people from mocking me. So alas, I eventually decided to pack all my belongings, climb on my loyal lemon camel who is technically my only friend now, and try to find another kingdom to take over and make my own. After about 40 days and 40 night of traveling through this great unknown, I came upon an unusual town with colorful ponies. Some had horns, others had a wings, others had neither, and some even had both. It seemed like everyone was living in harmony.

"What an unusual place." I thought to myself as I was riding through a town known to the residents as 'Canterlot'.

Once I got to what seemed like a cafe, I tied my lemon camel to a post and walked into the cafe to get some water and ask one of the citizens of this unknown place who their ruler is so I can start my plan of attack. I walked up to a gray pegasus with a gold mane and tail who had a lazy eye who had about 10 muffins on her plate.

"Hey uh excuse me miss but do you happen to know who the ruler of this place is and where they live?" I asked.

"Princess *derp* Celestia's castle is *derp* is about a *derp* 5 minute walk from *derp* here. They probably *derp* won't let you *derp* in unless you *derp* told her ahead of *derp* time you wanted to see her." said the pegasus.

"Ok thank you." I said.

I then quickly ran back outside and jumped on my lemon camel and rode as quickly as possible to storm the gates and start my quest of taking over this unusual place.