(Ch. 1) Hobo in Equestria?… NO!
“Finally! Soon revenge will be mine” Normal talk
“Finally! Soon revenge will be mine” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk.
“Finally! Soon revenge will be mine” Thoughts.
“Finally! Soon revenge will be mine!” Said the ethereal form of Nightmare Moon locked inside the Moon.
Nightmare Moon used to be a beautiful midnight-blue alicorn princess, whom ruled the night of Equestria alongside her sister, Celestia, a white alicorn, who in turn, ruled the day of Equestria.
Until one day, Nightmare Moon got jealous of the fame and glory of her sisters day, and tried to engulf the land in eternal night. Celestia had no choice but to seal her sister away, confined to the moon, thanks to the Elements of Harmony.
Until today. Just a few hours left until Nightmare Moon would be on the moon no longer.
"Yeah, you will be free, then out of nowhere, the Elements of Harmony will send us back, just like that." Said Luna, the inner voice of Nightmare Moon. Luna was the true name of Nightmare Moon, before being consumed by hatred and jealousy. Now Luna is nothing more than a disembodied voice.
"I know that already, do not fret, I have a plan to end all plans!" Exclaimed the night goddess, a devilish smirk on her face.
"And I have to hear it... again..." Luna stated, with a sigh of non-existing air. She had been hearing this plan for over a millennium.
"I will summon a powerful being, a weak will in tow, to do my bidding!" Said Nightmare, unable to control her giddiness.
"Have you chosen the one you need for the task yet?" Luna queried.
"Still can't chose between the hot druid and the sexy necromancer from that demon infested planet of barbarians." Nightmare Moon said, like a a filly who can't choose what to wear to prom.
"There's still time left, Nightmare, use it wisely." With that, Nightmares inner voice sank into the depths of her mind..
"I have to say, that druid is hot." Nightmare was drooling at the thought. " Ohhh, and that necromancer... Mmmmmmm" Wow, nothing to see here people.
[Location… Planet Earth/ near the American Mexican border] late at night…
Killing time in front of his computer, sat a young, chubby, necromancer, 24 years of age, named, Vincent.
" You're all fur coat! No knickers bitches!" Exclaimed Vincent, taking another shot of sweet vodka, as he played his favorite game, Killing Floor. He was playing solo on hard mode. A true necromancer he is, still learning on his own. He has the knowledge of some white spells, a few black ones and a hardy collection of grey spells. He also learned as much as he could through voodoo, Wicca, or Christian (AKA Santeria.)
He may be chubby, but you will experience hell you so much as dare to mess with him. He had a blue belt in karate because he was kicked out for nearly breaking his teachers leg, the man said he had earned his black belt, yeah right. With the help of the almighty internet, Vincent expanded his knowledge of self-defense, learning how to be a ninja/spy/assassin.
Why the need to gain knowledge of fighting and defense? Zombies. Yep, zombies. He was always a fan, ready for the coming apocalypse. If it didn't come, he would make it come! (it's a hobby --- DEAL WITH IT! )
"The fun has been doubled!" Vincent yelled at his monitor, blowing two Flesh Pounds to hell!
Awesome as he is, he is still a goth/metal/alcoholic/brony. Well, not really an alcoholic, but it was good to drink some vodka once in a while.
'You are murdering my children' Came a from his game, he knew it was time for a boss fight. The map was WestLondon, so he set up an ambush inside the church.
What Vincent didn't notice was his lower body being engulfed by a dark blue, mystic mist of sorts.
Looking down, he had a deadpan look, and sighed. "No more vodka for
me." He said as his mouth was smothered by the mist, and he disappeared.
[Location… Equestria Old Castle Ruins] Minutes before the mane 6 arrive…
"Ow, my head. Please tell me I didn't puke on the bed again." Vincent groaned, as he awoke on the cold hard stone of the castle. Taking a look around, he found his room had expanded, or his was in the ruins of a castle, either one.
"One of two things. I'm still drunk, or dreaming." His answer was a piece of rubble to the face, as the ground shook slightly.
"Bull-F**king-Horse-sh*t!" It hurt like a bitch. He quickly stood, checked his glasses and threw the offending stone angrily at a wall. He observed it was night, and could see no exits he could get out of in haste.
"Alright, messy, long dark hair; Check. Beard; Check. Black, long sleeve shirt; check. Zombie-Vampire shirt; check. Black pants and tennis shoes; check. Now, pockets. Let's see, Wallet, pepper spray, balisong knife and keys. Back pockets, Throwing knives and skull bandana. Wait, where's my party hat?"
Quickly scanning the floor, he found his Jack Skellington Top-Hat. He likes to wear it to parties, or as cosplay.
Vincent moves from shadow to shadow, hat in hand, as paranoia began to get the best of him. He fashions a makeshift ninja mask from the Zombie-Vampire shirt he wore over his long sleeve one, adding the skull bandana around his jaw to make him look 20% cooler. He soon grabbed the balisong knife out of his pocket, doing a cool trick he learned from the spy in TF2.
"I'm sure as hell not in Texas or Mexico, and this isn't Kansas either. So aliens? No, I don't feel probed, though I might be a kidney short, a castle in Europe? Naw, this place feels... unlike Earth I guess... Somehow." Vincent wondered out loud.
He fell silent as a room to his left emitted a strong glow for about a second. Curiosity killed the cat, but he wasn't a cat, so he should be fine. He made his way to the archway, and peeked inside. Only to see his favorite MLP:FiM characters. Nightmare Moon and Twilight Sparkle. He say the episode play through before him, wide eyed.
"How is this possible? Is the multi-verse theory true? I hope so." He said in disbelieve
Sooner rather than later, Twilights friends appeared. This was exactly like the show.
Now everypony was reunited, all the mares:
Applejack the earthpony, farmer, Element of Honesty.
Rarity the unicorn, cloth designer, Element of Generosity.
Rainbow Dash the pegasus, fastest flier of all Equestria, Element of Loyalty.
Pinkie Pie the earthpony, madpartyplaner, Element of Laughter.
Fluttershy the pegasus, animal caretaker, Element of Kindness.
Twilight Sparkle the unicorn, book worm, Element of Magic.
And finally, Nightmare Moon, the alicorn, princess of the Night.
Knowing they posed no threat, he transformed back into his -20% cooler state. But added +10% awesome with his top hat and his the pepperspray in the palm of his left hand.
Now he just needed to wait for the telltale sign of Nightmare being defeated and he could show himself without being caught in the crossfire.
Before he could do just that, something seemed to grab hold of his mind, and all control of his body was given to another being for a short while. He stood in front of Nightmare Moon to shield herself from the incoming attack.
Nightmare seemed to be a little sad as she saw the creature before her, but at least this mortal would do to protect her from the attack.
Vincent stared in shock at the incoming rainbow attack.
"Hope this works!" He reached for his aura and created an extension to it, making a simple shield, usually used against spiritual attacks.
He was surprised to be able to see the shield, as usually it would be clear, and unable to be seen, it looked like a mystic bubble surrounding him. Seeing this shield confirmed that magic moved much more freely in this world, as on earth, magic could barley be used and most believed it to be common myth.
The beam hit the shield, causing the room to glow the bright white of a thousand suns and stars. He was using all his will to stay up, as his energy drained.
"oh... oh my F'in' god... let's not do that again anytime soon..." Said Vincent, watching the now unconscious mares being to wake.
"Look at that, this hobo is useful after all." Remarked the Night Goddess.
"Hey, I am not a hobo!" Said Vincent, stamping a foot to the ground.
"Your hair tells me otherwise." Moonbutt truth'd. He even had hobo as a common nickname back home, not that he liked it. He definitely hated that nickname.
As the girls awoke, they stared in horror at the creature her blocked the Elements of Harmony. He stood on two legs, could cast magic, and was as tall, if not, taller, than Nightmare herself.
What... in tarnation is that thang'? asked Applejack, getting up to her hooves along with the other mares,
"This thing here is my latest pet, also a very talented hobo to say the least." Nightmare said, smiling at the mares.
"One last time! Not a hobo! And most definitely NOT somepony's pet!" Vincent exclaimed, anger clear in his voice.
“Well that THING certainly has no manners, just look at those grim clothes and that mess of mane, mother of Celestia, I should call the fashion police for this”. Said Rarity with disgust in her voice.
“Well EXCUSE me, Miss Rarity, but I have more manners than those snobs in Canterlot.”
“How do you know my name?!” Rarity was in shock now.
That is not important, right now I need you girls to hit Nightmare Moon with your gay magic beam again, so I can leave this place.” Yes, looks like Nightmare Moon is no longer his favorite pony. The Elements were clearly angry at his comment,
“Aw, you hurt my feelings 'PET'” Said Nightmare Moon, teasingly.
“I am NOT your PET!”
“W-why is he so scary and evil?” Said Fluttershy, hidden behind Applejack now.
“Hey, I am not a bad man, even if I do bad things, many bad things, such horrible things, wait a minute… maybe I am evil.” Vincent started to laugh like a cliche villian at his inner joke, Pinkie started to laugh along with him. Only to be stopped by a very angry rainbow pegasus in front of his face.
“Oh yeah, if you are evil I will take you down in…”
“Ten seconds flat” Vincent counters Rainbow, unimpressed.
How did you???"
“Evil!” Vincent counters yet again, with a smirk on his face.
Rainbow Dash was about to buck Vincent hard in the face, only to be stopped by a purple aura that surrounded her body and dragged her towards Twilight.
“Stop fighting Dash, we need you in order to use the Elements again.” Said Twilight not wanting her friend to get in anymore trouble.
“Yeah Dashy, unless you want me to make you cupc- OW!” Vincent was quickly silenced with a rock thrown by, non other than Pinkie Pie herself. She looked clearly pissed.
“Don’t you ever say that NAME with that MEANING here… EVER!” Said the very angry Pinky Pie.
“Yeah, I forgot that she can break the 4th Wall, she must have found that fanfic.” Vincent thought, starting to feel sorry for her.
“I am sorry Pinkie, I will never say it ever again.”
“Pinkie Promise!” Pinkie quickly replied.
“Cross my dark heart, hope to fall to the underworld and stick a dagger in my eye, if I ever brake that promise.” It's Vincent’s twisted Pinkie Pie promise. Making everyone in the room flinch, except for Vincent and Pinkie Pie. Somehow Pinkie Pie wasn't angry for the evil twist he made to her traditional promise. “Will you forgive me Pinks?”
“Forgiveness accepted!” She said, returning to her usual cheerful self.
“Silence!!!” Said Nightmare Moon. “It’s time to end this and rule all Equestria!” She was about to do some dark magic, only to be pepper-sprayed in the face by Vincent. She lost control of her mind control spell, using another spell, making Vincent free again. Then he tackled her to make sure she didn't try to escape.
“Do it now!” Vincent told to the Elements.
"But what about-" They all replied.
“I said do it Gun Dammit!” He told the Elements.
The Elements were reactivated and shot another rainbow to Vincent and Nightmare Moon, resulting in a bigger flash of light than the last one.
Once it was over only Luna and the Elements could be seen…
Vincent and Nightmare Moon disappeared… Forever… or maybe not.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
(Ch. 2) Foal Necromancer… NO!
Hope you guys like this chapter... If you don't mind that is...
“My head…” Normal talk
“My head…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk.
“My head…” Thoughts, Inner talk.
Colt: Adult pony
Mare: Adult pony
Filly: Girl pony
Foal: Boy pony
Chapter 2
Foal Necromancer... NO!
[Location… Equestria/Manehattan/Central Mane Park] 1 year before the mane 6 gets their cutiemarks…
Vincent awoke as the first rays of sunlight hit his face. He was sleeping on a wooden bench in a park he didn't recognize.
“My head…” Vincent groaned, starting to get up, only to realize he was shorter than he was beforehand.
“The f**k!?” He screamed, looking down at his hands, they seemed younger, the skin less hardened, and of course smaller. He looked like a 12 year old boy.
“What happened to me?” He said to no one in particular. “All I remember was a flash and… Oh… Right, I was hit by a beam from the Elements of Harmony...” Vincent recalled. His thought was interrupted by a small sharp pain in his head
“Truth be told, you were sent back in time.” Said a disembodied voice, yet the it sounded familiar.
“Who’s there? Show yourself!” Vincent hissed in a panic, looking around to find no one but himself alone in the park.
“I am in your head!” The voice replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Who are you?!” Vincent was getting worried, for being possessed by some angry or vengeful spirit and/or demon tends to end up with really bad consequences.
“It’s me, Nightmare Moon, did you miss me?” Nightmare Moon replied in a coy tone of voice.
“But-but they hit you, they hit us! You're supposed to be dead, and I'm supposed to be cleaned or something!” Vincent said in shock.
“Oh silly, The Elements can’t be used to kill, and since you were sooo~~ evil, I took the opportunity to escape with you instead of being locked in the moon... Again.” Nightmare Moon smiled... somehow, as she answered.
“I am not that evil.” Said Vincent with a huff, trying to sound innocent.
“That’s what you think; your head is filled with evil thoughts and plans. It surprises me you haven’t turned yourself into some super villain yet.” Nightmare said in an almost joking but dry voice.
“Some call that procrastination.” Vincent said, realizing Nightmare Moon was not only stuck in his head, but also reading his mind like an open book.
“Have you checked the memories of my favorite websites? They have some info and pictures about you.” Vincent said with an evil smirk.
“I don’t know what a website is. Hmm, how you know about me? I have to check this, be right back…” Nightmare replied with a curious edge to her voice.
Vincent started to take a look at himself while Nightmare moon wandered in his twisted mind. His clothes were the same, only refit for a 12 year old boy. Luckily he still has his balisong knife, kunais and what’s left of the pepperspray. The only thing missing is his favorite party hat, and this time it was nowhere to be seen.
“You sick bastard!” Vincent started to laugh a knowing laugh, suspecting which websites she found, and what pictures she saw.
“How could you, how could they make such things about me and my sister!?” Nightmare Moon yelled, her face mentally red with anger... and embarrassment.
“All I have to say is.-" Vincent snickered. "-Is you have a nice royal plot… Hehe” He said, still laughing. Nightmare Moon's face was as red as a tomato, she never expected to see. firsthoof. the horrors of the internet.
“Now that you know, let me warn you firsthand of something more terrible than that.” Said Vincent, recovering the lost breath due to his laughing fit.
“What can be worse than that?” Asked Nightmare Moon still thoroughly embarrassed.
“4chan. Been there, lost my soul, my innocence, my mind, now I left those dark memories in chains to never- EVER remember what I saw on that website.”
Nightmare Moon could only shiver with fear at the thought of such a website. Now she knows better than to walk around Vincent’s mind without permission.
“Well, let’s get down to business. Where are we?” Said Vincent looking around.
“Manehattan.” Said Nightmare Moon, attempting to forget what she saw.
“Ooooo-kaaay… Nightmare, we have a problem…” Vincent replied.
“What is it?” Said Nightmare Moon, a small blush still present of her proverbial face.
“I am not a pony, and I might cause some chaos if somepony finds me this way. Soooo~, I will need your help."
“Ha! What makes you think I will help you, hobo, especially after what you make me see?” Said Nightmare Moon with indignation.
“One, I am not a hobo. Two, I am sorry for what I did, it was bad, and I regret nothing…”
“HOBO!” Nightmare Moon screeched angrily.
“Ok, ok, I am really sorry. Three, you are stuck with me and if something happens to me, it will happen to you. Picture a mob of ponies, or one of the guards killing me just because I look dangerous. What do ya' say Nightmare. will you help me?” Vincent said, his arms open wide as if to give Nightmare Moon a hug.
“I should have paid more attention to my spell, and summoned that sexy Necromancer instead of a perverted hobo.” Said Nightmare Moon, voice dripping regret.
“Again, I am not a hobo! And I am also a necromancer." Vincent insisted.
“Don’t make me laugh.” Nightmare Moon said with a chuckle.
“Hey! I am still training to be a good Necromancer!” Vincent yelled.
“If is true why don’t you summon some minions?” Said Nightmare Moon, not believing him the slightest.
“Truth be told, I haven’t gone that far, again, I am training to be able to do that, but for now, I can’t without spirits or corpses to experiment with!” Vincent persisted.
Getting tired of the argument, Nightmare Moon said, “Fine, you are a hobo necromancer, whatever. Now what do you need my help with?”
Vincent was angry at Nightmare Moon for calling him a hobo… Again… Still, he chose to shut his mouth in order to cooperate with her.
“I am going to shapeshift into a pony, and I need your help.” Vincent deadpanned.
“How are you going to do that?” This caught Nightmare Moon's interest.
“I will give my body to your soul to possess it so it can change form. I will be able to keep control of my mind, think, act, feel, and move the pony body to my will. Yet the body is partly yours Nightmare. We will act as one… Almost.”
“How do you know this will work?”
“I read it in a book, it should be easier on a planet where magic moves more freely. On my home planet, this could take years of training.”
“Fine then, I am ready when you are hobo.”
“Now… Arggghh...” Vincent forgot to remove his clothes during the transformation, making them fuse to his skin, and then disappear in the fur that was now growing all over his body. Vincent fell to his hands as they started to change into hooves.
Once the transformation was over… Where there used to be a human, now stood a small unicorn foal of 6 years old, with dark grey fur, a dark purple mane, and blank flank. A new Top hat appeared on his head, with the symbol of nightmare night instead of the Jack Skellington skull. The hat was just magic. and had nothing to do with the bodyshift.
“Hobo, are you alright?” Said Nightmare Moon, getting worried.
“Ugh… I heard it was painful, but never THIS painful… Did it work?”
He tried to stand in his new body, it felt strange and familiar at the same time. Like he was always a unicorn.
“Well so far so good” He said taking his first steps. “I can easily move in this body… F**k Yeah!” Vincent was so happy to be able to shapeshift for the first time in his life. He started to run in circles and jump with joy.
“Good that it worked, what do we do now hobo?”
“I am not a hobo, I have a name and it’s Vincent.”
“Hobo is easier to pronounce.”
“You won’t stop calling me hobo will you?”
“Nope!” Said Nightmare Moon in a sweet voice Vincent never thought he would hear her use. It made him blush.
Quickly, he snapped out of it, before he could be bothered by Nightmare Moon for the rest of the day.
“Fine you win, Nightmare, but first, there is something I always wanted to try in this body”. He quickly sat on the bench just like Lyra and starts to grin like a mad pony. It definitely felt comfortable.
“You're done, or you definitely lost your mind.”
“Yes, that felt awesome, now let’s foalnap/kidnap somepony for information”.
“WHAT?!” Said Nightmare Moon with disbelief, “You said to not call any attention, and now, all of a sudden you choose to foalnap!?”
“Nightmare, you worry too much. I also trained to be a Spy-Ninja-Assassin. If I remember correctly, Manehattan is filled with assponies, and if I ever ask somepony for help, they will more than likely tell me to piss off.”
“Foals these days are, wearing those ridiculous hats.” Said some noble unicorn stallion in fancy clothes, taking a morning stroll in the park, while making fun of Vincent’s hat.
“Also… No witness” Said Vincent finding a promising target.
Walking closely behind his target Vincent was whistling some awesome tune.
“Can I help you” Said the noble unicorn clearly mad for listening to that whistle for a while. He turns around to watch in front of him the
HARMLESS foal with ridiculous hat.
“Yes, who is that lady with the sexy flank?” said Vincent pointing one of his hooves behind the unsuspecting target.
“Were?” said the noble, quickly turning around eagerly to see some flank. Only to be quickly bucked by the small colt, leaving him out cold in the floor of the park.
“Wow you sure are something hobo.” Said Nightmare Moon enjoying the view.
“I am not a hobo” Vincent said as he used his grey color unicorn magic to lift the unconscious unicorn adult to a more secure place for interrogation.
“Wait… How you are able to use unicorn magic?”
“I am using your body, kind of, it also allows me to take a small look at the basic uses of unicorn magic, but if I wish to use advanced magic I will need to learn to use it.” He said, leaving the park and been careful at the same time to not get caught.
[Location… Manehattan/Random abandoned alley] 1/2 hour later after leaving Central Mane Park….
The noble unicorn was starting to awake in what could be some abandoned alley, just to find he was tied in chains and a strange dagger he never saw before floating dangerously close to his neck. It was surrounded by a grey aura.
“It’s about time you wake up!” Said Vincent He was still a foal unicorn, using his horn magic to float his balisong knife in order to get some answers out of his victim.
“Who are you, what do you want, if it's bits, I don’t have right now, please don’t kill me!” Said the noble unicorn almost wimping, even that Vincent knows he lied; he already emptied his pockets and kept all the bits he was carrying.
“That’s just sad, being afraid of a little foal.” Vincent said while using his balisong knife to caress the face of the Noble Unicorn, making a small cut in his right cheek. He started to cry.
“Shut up you big baby! I have some questions and you are going answer them, if you lie or don’t answer my questions, you are going sleep with the fishes, if you know what I mean.” Said Vincent with an evil smirk, revealing his foal form has canines instead of normal pony teeth.
“Okay, okay, just don’t hurt me!”
“Good boy. Now where can I find a town near Manehattan by the name Sleepy Hollow or a name close to it?”
“I know the place... It’s called Sleepy Hoof.” The Noble said sobbing quietly. “North of here, a bit far from Manehattan.”
“Next. Where can I find really rare books specialized in advanced unicorn magic?”
“There are many libraries here in Manehattan with many books like that… But now that you mentioned it… They bring the Grimoire of Star Swirl the bearded for exhibition. It’s at The Mane Library of Manehattan right now.” The noble said trying to stay on his foalnaper good side.
“Mmmmm…. Just because of that bit of information…. You are free to go.”
“What?… Really?!?” Asked the noble.
“Yes get out of here before I change my mind!”
While the noble unicorn started to remove his chains Vincent had a conversation with Nightmare Moon in his mind, standing on what could be a circle marked with strange runes.
“Nightmare Moon tell me something quick.”
“What?”
“Did a creature by the name Medusa existed on this world, if so was she killed?”
“Why, yes, she existed and in the end she was slain by the legendary hero, Commander Hurricane. Why do you ask?”
“Perfect! Now watch this!”
All of a sudden Vincent still standing in his circle, was chained by the noble unicorn.
“Now brat, I will take you to the guards for treating somepony like me!” Said the Noble Unicorn with the upper hand now, at least that’s what he believes.
“Yeah, like the guards will believe you an INNOCENT foal like me could be a TREAT to some wuss like yourself.” Said Vincent with sarcasm.
“I will just make them see your Teeth and then they will believe me you are not so innocent after all!” That was a big mistake.
“Thanks for signing your dead warrant my good sir, have a nice day.” Said Vincent and started to chant something Nightmare Moon nor could the noble unicorn comprehend.
Once Vincent stop the chant… The noble unicorn started to turn into stone little by little. The screams of horror were his last words before turning completely into stone.
“That’s for messing with a necromancer you bitch.” Said Vincent as he started to remove the chains from his body.
Nightmare Moon inside Vincent’s head was horrified because she knew only the Elements of Harmony can cast such a spell, yet this hobo did it without the Elements and without unicorn magic (Cockatrice is not a spell, just an animal with that kind of ability).
“Hobo… Just what are you?” Said Nightmare Moon still not believing what her own eyes saw.
“Just a necromancer/ninja/assassin/spy, nothing more, nothing else, also not a hobo.”
“Is he dead?”
“I will be honest with you Nightmare, I don’t know, it's the first time I cast such a forbidden spell, yet something tells me… You just need a golden needle to turn him back to normal… Hopefully”.
“What happens now?”
“Now we are going to make the biggest library theft, for I am not planning to go to Canterlot School of Gifted Unicorns and make Celestia know who is in my head.”
Vincent’s stomach started to roar.
“But first let’s find something to eat.” He said leaving the new statue decorating the now no longer abandoned alley.
[Location… Manehattan/Unknown Street] 20 min after leaving the alley…
Walking around the crowded city of Manehattan, munching some apples Vincent bought from a store with the bits he stole, he was trying to find The Mane Library, to know the place before making his big hit. Only to get distracted and bump with somepony just around the corner, making a small cloud of dust.
Once the dust was lifted Vincent picks up his hat.
“I am so sorry; I didn’t watch were I was going.” Vincent said helping the orange filly he bumped to. By Celestia's beard he could not believe he bumped with the filly Applejack... Kawaii
(note: all mane 6 are 6 years old, except Fluttershy she is 7).
'Must... Not... Hug... The Hell... Out of her...'
“It’s… Okay. I was also distracted.” She said picking up her small travel bag on a stick.
Vincent already knowing she travels from far away, He offers her one of the apples he bought.
“For me?” Asked Applejack
“Do you see another pretty filly like yourself around here?” Vincent asked kindly and a bit embarrassed for some pony adults passing by find them adorable in such awkward situation.
Applejack blushed a bit.
“Thanks partner!” She said grabbing the apple with her right hoof and taking a big munch from it.
“Don’t worry Applejack, you will be fine, say hello to Uncle Orange for me.” Said Vincent trotting away.
By the time Applejack tried to ask him how did he know her name, he was nowhere to be seen, getting lost from view in the waves of pony crowds.
“Aww, that was so sweet of you hobo!” Said Nightmare Moon teasing Vincent.
“Just shut up Nightmare. Also, I AM NOT A HOBO!” Said Vincent with a thought to Nightmare Moon, his face red as a tomato from embarrassment.
Now he knows in what part in time he was sent to in Equestria...
Vincent only thought about it for a little time, because a Piano fall on top of his small foal body interrupting is thoughts.
"Sorry, you okay down there?" Said a small grey filly pegasus with blond mane.
"This is why... I love Karma..." Said Vincent falling into unconsciousness.
[Miny Grimoire Time!]
(During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it)
o) Shapeshifting…
If you wish to learn how to shapeshift get this >Book< in your local library or order it from another library.
I can say is a good book even if I haven’t shapeshifted myself yet, for it takes years of training and great mental concentration. Even I say it could be a great spell idea if any of us end up in such a place as Equestria.
o) Medusa Spell…
I would need to be EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE if I were to post such a forbidden spell here, I mean seriously people why do you wish to learn something like this!
Sadly I have a pigeon who works excellent as a paper weight; till I find a real way to break such spell (I won’t post pictures you sick f**k).
[Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed.
Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you been an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc.
Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K
I know this chapter wasn't so great but next one will come with lots of Action & Explosions :D
Again if possible please leave a comment.
